From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
There will be omens and memes

Catnarok is the long-awaited epic battle between Longcat and Tacgnol, or Tacgnol dna Longcat. This cosmic battle has been foretold since the beginning of time.

Harbingers and signs of what is to come

Ceiling cat will warn Anonymous that Catnarok is nigh. It will be the meow of doom. The Internet Hate Machine will begin to operate at maximum force. Limecat will not be amused. Happy Snake will be happy. The pool will be closed. Raptor Jesus will go extinct. Auschwitz will be fired up again. Gay porn will be posted on every MySpace page. All iPods will be stolen. Curtains will be drawn. LOL will be corrupted. No dogs will be left to buy. All furfags will be yiffing in hell. Lazers will be charged to previously unknown levels.

It will be the Day of Reckoning.

The most awesome thing the world has ever witnessed


Longcat and Tacgnol will meet at the chosen ground on Caturday and begin their long, sacred battle. This battle between light and darkness will endure for a thousand æons, but the passage of time will seem like just a few seconds. It will be an even match, a purrfect balance, so neither can fail. It will thus be an epic win, as the world is cleansed of faggotry and AIDS.

After the end

The Result

After Catnarok, Longcat and Tacgnol will rest as one. The world will be fresh and unspoiled and full of joy. Everyone will eat delicious cockcaek. All flavors of cat food will be on sale. Time will begin again, the two halves of the great feline will split and Catnarok will once again be foretold, the signs and memes will be made manifest and the ancient cycle of Catnarok will continue endlessly.

See also


Portal memes.png

Catnarok is part of a series on


Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage.

is part of a series on
Internet Cats

A Cat Is Fine TooArguecatArrow CatsBasement CatBikecatBincatBinkersBonsai KittenBukkake MilkBurgerBusiness CatCat in MicrowaveCat on a keyboard in spaceCatnarokCeiling CatChase 'No Face'CovercatDangerous KittenDeath CatDodge CatDrillcatEmo CatFishing CatFrinkleGarfieldGrumpy CatHappycatHipster KittyIf it fits I sitsInception CatJarcatJewcatKeyboard CatKitlerLasercatLenincatLimecatLongcatMaruNyan CatOctocatOrvillecopterPeterSecret Kitty ClubSerious CatShironekoShocked and Appalled CatShortcatShotacatSilencer CatSpaghetti CatSpeedycatStanding CatStarecatStalking CatStubbs the mayorcatTacgnolThat Fucking CatTrollcatsTubcatTulipWeathercatYOUR CATZippocat