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4chan will return when people stop DDoSing it. Please PM at #4chan IRC on Rizon because I'm so ronery!
 

 

—moot, Caturday


Moot's excuse.
Moot loev soup.
Delicious cake soup, I must eat it.
DICKS EVERYWHERE!
Oh LAWD! The humanity!


The Caturday Nap refers to October 20th, 2007, when Anonymous seemingly dropped a hit of acid and/or divided by zero. Cries of "OMGWTFHAX!!1!" rang out through the Internets faster than Swirl Face from Chris Hansen, as 4chan was down, and 7chan was, well... FUCKED!

Fallout

As sleepy /b/tards awoke from your mothers' beds, (leaving $2.fiddy in quarters wrapped in a used rubber on the night stand) bricks were shat when they realized 4chan wouldn't load.

In a mild panic from spontaneous knicker twisting, (after all, they'd spent all week thinking up hilarious snaps to throw into Saturday's ritual and numerous Eurofag vs Americunt "debates") they freaked-the-fuck out when they realized they were on their own and may have to spend the day IRL with NORPs who wouldn't understand anything they had to say (eg: NORP: "What time is it son?", /b/tard: "LURK MOAR!") or who would call the police when they whipped out their cocks for cockpix whenever they saw a camera. Not to mention the fear of finally meeting Chris Hansen face-to-face.

Finding themselves so ronery without their fellow paedophile reprobates, they made a /b/ee-line for every other *chan on the Internets that they usually diss and generally consider inferior and the /b/astard offspring of the "vastly superior" motherchan.

Some also went back to Gaia (and hopefully will stay there) whilst others went to Wikichan, WikiFur and the 4chanarchive (which pulled the plug in sympathy with moot) to find their BFF Jill.

ED got swamped by the ones with the ability to string more than 4 DESUs together and they vented by putting over 9,000 templates all over the 4chan article saying exactly the same thing ("OMGZ...WTF...4chan has been V&! DESU!").

The smarter ones then figured out how to get on IRC and proceeded to fag up #4chan with all manner of speculation and PM moot with stupid questions about what kind of soup he was making.

CAUSE

Whenever 4chan is down or slow, OVER 9000 /b/tards flock to 7chan to catch up on any lulz they may have missed. Unfortunately, 7chan's servers are SHIT and cannot hold this influx, causing horrendous lag and occasional downtime. Normally, niggertits is back up in due time, and the repetitively futile cycle of Anonymous is allowed to continue.

On 10/19/07, 4chan went down due to moot literally unplugging the whole fucking site. After initial speculation that 4chan had finally been raided by the Party Van after the latest bomb threat emanating from the /b/owels, it was found that it was because of an HUEG LEIK XBOX DDoS attack from the faggots at Lulznet.

As put by Kirtaner, owner of 420chan:

THE SCOOP Kirtaner!Ub4TCdRjOM 07/10/20(Sat)15:18 No.59082

"I'm going to clear up a lot of bullshit right now.

4chan is down because of DDoS attacks, stemming from a bunch of guys that are angry that moot doesn't want to move #4chan to lulznet. That's it. That's all this shit is about. 4chan was not v&, it's not the GNAA, it's stupid IRC drama. That is all."


That sure is some genuinely hardcore faggotry up thar!

  • NOTE:When all this shit is over, we'll rape those fuckers harder than Stephanie in a bear den.
  • COROLLARY: Even though all this shit happened last Thursday, Anonymous has taken no action, as chanocentric faggots have decided that their preferred chan is moar important than the well-being of Anonymous.

4chan's absence naturally led to 7chan getting lurked much moar.Throughout the day, 7chan would be up and down, and always slow as fuck, but nothing Anonymous hasn't experienced before. The next day however, when 4chan was still not up, Anonymous began to get anxious, as it was Caturday, and it was time to POAST SOME FUCKING CATS! Caturday only comes once a week, and Anonymous was horrified!

HOW FUCKED WAS IT?!

Finally, 7chan mods had enough, I asked if I could attach partyhard.css along with the penis snow. We agreed and it was added, /b/ was turned into a fuckfest, if you will. The page background flashed red, blue, and yellow, all the letter "a"s in every post were turned into Missingno (OMGWTFSRSLY.gif), the horizontal scroll and loading bars would constantly change length, a flash movie at the top of the page depicting two dinosaurs performing fellatio in the "69" position, and the song "Walk the Dinosaur" by some homos (Was(not was)). While the latter three are nothing new to 7chan, it should be noted that all that bullshit combined will fuck with you. Many may think that this is what /b/ should be like. Well those people can go fuck themselves with a tuba, as it was impossible to post on any 7chan boards. After a few hours the img server redirected to Habbo's 404 page to reduce whining. Moderators pretty much ban anything related to 4chan's drama.

Status

HOLY SHIT 4CHAN IS DOWN GUYS!
420's current /b/ status: PARTY HARD
4chan + 7chan / (Lulzchan+botnet)^420chan = Lulz
Swasti...almost.
Desu w/ AfroDuck
  • 10/21/07 1ish AM EST

7chan down, 4chan still down ;( ....

  • 10/21/07 2ish AM EST

FUCK! 420chan /b/ flashing and has really annoying music, only a matter of time...

  • 10/21/07 3ish AM EST

WIKICHAN IS DOWN TOO! YOU GOTTA BE SHITT'N ME!!!!!!

  • 10/21/07 4ish AM EST

The internets have officially exploded.Lulznet's furfags continue to hax this article.

  • 10/21/07 12ish PM EST

Article back up, lulznetfags got bored. 7chan slow as shit. Still no 4chan.... (from 7chan /b/):


Anonymous ## Admin ## 07/10/21(Sun)03:37 No. 1545112 Stickied

"Alright /b/ let me give you the lowdown on the server status.

The server is NOT down because of NIGGERTITS. I've personally been making sure the server accompanies our dark breasted visitors so we can later ban them when they make themselves known without inconveniencing us. What IS causing the server downtime seems to be some nicely sized DDoS attack. I'm in the process of tracing it and potentially ending it. Have faith /b/rothers."


  • 10/21/07 3ish PM EST

Holy fuck, 7chan delinked and declared war on Lulzet! Lulznet, no longer DDoSing 4chan, is now DDoSing the 7chan IRC to combat 7chan's really really sad attempted to DDoS them. Moot is still making soup. Read Moar!

  • 10/21/07 8ish PM EST

7chan IRC has been down for hours, and 7chan was about to be flooded when the DDoS took hold very fast, and so it's gone. To redirect DDoS attacks, http://7chan.org now redirects to Habbo, not that it matters as the attackers are hitting the server's IPs and they probably unplugged them like the soup loving moot did. So 420chan is the only living chan of any decency. Anonymous has grown too powerful! They're destroying their creators! My god they are everywhere- holy shit they're right behind you!

  • 10/21/07 10ish PM EST

Massive Habbo Invasion due to 7chan's redirection. POOLS CLOSED DUE TO DDOS!

  • 10/22/07 2ish AM EST

Moot is still consuming his soup. From the looks of things, he has a long ways to go before he gets done.

  • 10/22/07 3ish AM EST

Some members of /b/ have started gathering on rockstararmy.com; Some /b/tard went to numerous surviving chans, and requested that anyone able and willing meet there to plan a counter-attack; The Freechan eventually deleted the thread and banned the /b/atriot who originated it... a transcript of it can be found here (http://pastebin.com/f79e75a7b) may this live on as proof that /b/ was still warlike, even in its roughest hours

  • 10/22/07 4ish AM EST

Freechan has been knocked off the face of the internet.

  • 10/22/07 4ish AM EST

Freechan has returned, alive and well after the scariest 15 minutes /b/ has seen in a while, it's regrouping nearly scattered

  • 10/22/07 5ish AM EST

/b/-tard who posted the battle cry for all to assemble at Freechan is banned from freechan because they fear LULZNET... freechan's only chance to become a frequented website given up for no real reason

  • 10/22/07 5ish AM EST

4Chan is back up! All boards currently inaccessible.

  • 10/22/07 5ish AM EST

Strangely, 7chan also returns around the same time as well. Details from /b/:

  • 10/22/07 23ish AM CST

It was lies. 4chan is dead cause moots soup is forever.

  • 10/22/07 12ish pm CST

Habbo Raid in 2hrs. 4-down 7-down Life-Down

  • 10/22/07 12 and a halfish pm CST

Habbo Raid in 1hr 30min. 4-Down 7-Down Life-Down

  • 10/22/07 2 and a halfish pm CST

Habbo Raid in at 3:30 PM EST 4-Down 7-Up

  • 10/22/07 5 and a halfish pm EST

Habbo Raid in at 7:30 PM EST 4-Down 7-Up


Anonymous ## Admin ## 07/10/22(Mon)04:25 No. 1545792 Stickied

"Alright /b/ here's the straight poop.

That DDoS we told you about earlier? Well we kind of got it contained, then our hosts decided to null route our account to fix it their own way before we could stop it ourselves. The great spicatron p4ch3c0 sent our hosts an email, and they didn't reply, so I got the genius idea to call them via skypeout (no way i'm calling germany over a landline), and they had it all online in a matter of minutes. TOO BAD MR SPIC REDIRECTED IT TO HABBO. So I used my steroid educed hacker skills to track down p4's phone number, call him up and wake him up (lol), and yelled "HEY SPIC GET ON IRC." He complied, fixed the DNS, and 7chan lives another day, thanks to me.

NIGGERTITTERS, you still aren't welcome, gb2/soup/"


  • 10/22/07 3ish pm EST

Freechan mod that banned /b/tard for battlecry against LULZNET has been removed from freechan staff and said anon was unbanned.

  • 10/22/07 6ish pm EST

Freechan being DDoS'd. Or maybe is it host failure again like earlier today. Anon holds breath. moot is still enjoying his soup. iichan also down, it is yet unknown however if it was actually ddos and not a slight gust of wind.

  • 10/22/07 7 and a halfish pm EST

Freechan not being DDoS'd after all. The site is just slow and it's most likely the host. LULZNET seems to think Freechan is too insignificant to waste time DDoSing. Many anons still confused as to where to group. moot is still eating soup.


  • 10/22/07 11ish pm EST

VICTORY! (plays legend of zelda theme)

  • 10/23/07 12ish AM EST

FUCK!!! Outrageous.jpg FUCK!!!

  • 10/23/07 5 and a halfish pm EST

Habbo Raid in at 7:30 PM EST 4-Down 7-Up

  • 10/24/07 X and a halfish pm EST

the Lulznet is composed by 4 irc Servers : irc.pwnt.cn [72.20.17.193] - You just got IRCrolled.
irc1.spn.cc [208.53.181.110]-TRULY EPIC LULZ
irc.raidchan.org [85.8.131.156]- IMMA MAKE YOU A FAGGOT!
irc2.SPN.cc [206.251.76.198]- TRULY EPIC LULZ
also there is irc.luk0r.net [208.113.167.119] - i guess thats why they call u guys partyvan ROFL (witch make it 5 and not 4...)

  • 10/24/07 2 and a halfish pm EST

Longcatiwojima.jpg VICTORY!

Attack Of The Borg

In the following "morality play", the part of unwarranted self-importance is played by Locutus_of_Lulz and the Soup Nazi is played by moot.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> We are Locutus of Anonymous
<Locutus_of_Lulz> You will respond to our questions.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> Your use of a public IRC netowrk is less efficent for Anonymous and to you.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> We have established a large and stable network, just for Anonyous
<Locutus_of_Lulz> Lulznet.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> irc.lulz.net
<Locutus_of_Lulz> aka irc.partyvan.org aka irc.lulzhost.net
<Locutus_of_Lulz> It is the combined servers of many chans.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> 7chan has joind, fapchan as well; 420chan will when they update their server software.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> the /i/nsurgents built it off our several servers.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> The Patriotic Nigras have added their servers.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> Great things are afoot.
<Locutus_of_Lulz> We will await your return
<Locutus_of_Lulz> But we know that moving #4chan onto the central node is most efficent for all parties.
<moots> not happening
<moots> irc is stupid
<moots> go away

Pretentious Anon, apathetic moot. Later, during the DDoS:

<Locutus_of_Loli> We do not wish to hinder the progress of 4chan
<Locutus_of_Loli> But we must sadly attack until /b/ conforms to the will of Anonymous.
<Locutus_of_Loli> We shall double the dataforce.
<moots> uh okay
<moots> i am going to go make soup now

The DDoS has stopped long ago, but moot is still off making soup and has not plugged 4chan back in.

Kakama

#insurgency
<waawaa>	oh hey trypta
<ltlump>	:V
<SovietRussia>	Kakama: You are not representing anybody but yourself
<SovietRussia>	Ever agian
<SovietRussia>	*again
<Kakama>	baaaaaawww ok
<DivisionByZero>	>_>
=-=	Mode #insurgency +I *!*@desu-21BBCBD3.org by waawaa
=-=	Mode #insurgency +e *!*@desu-21BBCBD3.org by waawaa
<Kakama>	ok, so yeah. no moar pr.
|<--	ciper has left irc.lulz.net (Ping timeout)
<ltlump>	lol
<Kakama>	what do I do with [email protected]
<ltlump>	uhh
<trypta>	waawaa?
<SovietRussia>	Let it rot
<NinjaNate>	kill yourself with it
<is0t0pe>	rape it
<ltlump>	SPAM
<SovietRussia>	Stick it in your ass
<Kakama>	or how about no moar CP stuff.
<ltlump>	haha
<SovietRussia>	MORE CP STUFF
<Kakama>	We need SOMETHNG official.
<Kakama>	not that CP
<SovietRussia>	NO WE DON'T
<Kakama>	the Picard CP.
<is0t0pe>	MOAR CP
<SovietRussia>	MOAR CP
<NinjaNate>	we dont need anything official
<waawaa>	trypta!
<ltlump>	CP
<ltlump>	CP
<NinjaNate>	centralizing anonymous is retarded
<Kakama>	NOT CHILD P
<Kakama>	CAPTAIN P
<Kakama>	also sersiouly
<Kakama>	I was not the one who fucked up here.
<is0t0pe>	also cocks
<Kakama>	competly.
<SovietRussia>	But seriously
<SovietRussia>	You should STFU
<waawaa>	Kakama: This is not a public issue, lets not talk about it.
<Kakama>	OK.
<FrizzleFry101>	drama
<Kakama>	Now then
<SovietRussia>	Llama
<evencoolerbeans>	So, hi there.
Kakama>	on to moar important issues
<SovietRussia>	There's a dead girl
<Kakama>	#deviantart
<SovietRussia>	Go and rape
<is0t0pe>	Anne Frank?
<NinjaNate>	sexy time!
<NinjaNate>	"She should have showed these to the SS"
<Luk0r>	Kakama: do your representative stuff for that, because it's hilarious
<Picatta>	hey kakama is back
<_Nami_>	#roulette
<steroids>	*** CLICK ***
<_Nami_>	#roulette
<NinjaNate>	slow as balls
<Kakama>	ok
<Kakama>	we need to welcome people
<NinjaNate>	good job guys
<Kakama>	and make sure they all read topic
<SovietRussia>	Whoops. That might have been my Desu
<Kakama>	and do what they must
<NinjaNate>	make the topic "DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0"
<Kakama>	namly, DevianTart
<SovietRussia>	And the myspaec
<Dart27>	Kakama, squirl has a DevianTart.
-->|	Nihilanth ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency
=-=	Mode #insurgency +o Nihilanth by [FBI]
<Kakama>	*WB(Nihilanth)WB* - <Nihilanth> if PATRIC FUCKING STEWART was speaking out against this 
<Nihilanth> every geek on earth would be fucking ed-shirting against Tranquility Bay
<Nihilanth>	:awe:
<Nihilanth>	sorry I ahd to
<Picatta>	We're just waiting to start passwing out passes
<Picatta>	we already have them
<NinjaNate>	. /peer { /raw PRIVMSG $chan :0x01DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0 }
|<--	Dart27 has left irc.lulz.net (Connection reset by peer)
|<--	FrizzleFry101 has left irc.lulz.net (Connection reset by peer)
|<--	CDRW has left irc.lulz.net (Connection reset by peer)
<anony>	KAKAMA IS BACK!
<anony>	KAKAMA IS BACK!
<anony>	KAKAMA IS BACK!
<anony>	KAKAMA IS BACK!
<anony>	KAKAMA IS BACK!
=-=	waawaa is now known as somesome
=-=	Mudkips is now known as trypta
=-=	Mode #insurgency +b *!*@desu-4E90D61C.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com by somesome
=-=	anony was booted from #insurgency by somesome (somesome)
-->|	CDRW ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency
<Nihilanth>	/timer 0 0 /say kakama is back
<SovietRussia>	Naw shit
<Nihilanth>	DO IT FAGGOT

moar kakama

|<--	somesome has left irc.lulz.net (Quit: )
-->|	Dart27 ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency
|<--	trypta has left irc.lulz.net (Quit: )
=-=	Kakama has changed the topic to “/i/nsurgency, now with 75% less drama | Welcome to /i/. You know those 
cool 'hackers on steriods' what that got 20chan into the news? 
Do you want to be one of those? | Well it's your lucky day, just saddle on 
up and get ready | CURRENT TARGET: #DevianTart <-- join hannel to do the raid.”
-->|	trypta ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency
-->|	waawaa ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency
=-=	Mode #insurgency +o waawaa by [FBI]

<Kakama>	that means
	<Kakama>	they think
	<Kakama>	I am attacking
	<Nihilanth>	ED thinks we're attacking them
	<Nihilanth>	ED thinks we're attacking them
	<Nihilanth>	ED thinks we're attacking them
	<Kakama>	for some god-aweful reason
	<Nihilanth>	:face palm:
	<ciper>	how do you know?
	<Kakama>	Tell feem or someone to tell them to shut up already
	-->|	Deltantor ([email protected]) has joined #insurgency
	=-=	Mode #insurgency +h Deltantor by [FBI]
	<Luk0r>	<+Deltantor> DUDE, DONT YOU FUCKING GET IT, I LOVE HER! STOP BEING A DICK ABOUT IT,
 AND UNLIKE YOU MY IDEA OF LOVE ISNT BASED ON SEX, MORE LIKE TRUST, K JOSH? SO STFU
	<Nihilanth>	I went to their irc
	<Nihilanth>	and theyre like OMFGWTFBBQ
	<Kakama>	and that the botnet is gone.
	<ciper>	tell them to come here and ask us
	<Deltantor>	http://www.zentu.net/open-space/paranoiawu0.jpg
	<CDRW>	lulz
	<Kakama>	idiots.
	<Kakama>	whatever, I'm going to bed.
	<Luk0r>	fucking ED
	<SovietRussia>	Lol
	<SovietRussia>	The caturday nap is doubling it's size as I'm trying to fix it
	<trypta>	hay ciper
	<Luk0r>	I don't know who's attacking ED, nor do I know who's attacking 4chan at the moment
	<Luk0r>	srsly
	<ciper>	trypta the drugfag!
	<ciper>	i missed you
	<Luk0r>	oh ED's up
	<trypta>	I missed Gpeck
	<ciper>	hows that maple suryup and hockey treatin ya?
	<trypta>	but now he's back
	<trypta>	And black.
	<trypta>	and whacked full of crack
	<ciper>	how do I shot +i #ed ?
	<Nihilanth>	[22:34:58] [Nihilanth] ED isnt being attaked by /i/
	<Nihilanth>	[22:34:59] [Nihilanth] *Attacked
	<Nihilanth>	[22:35:00] [@BURK] AND GOOD OLE BOYS WERE DRINKIN WHISKEY AND RYE
	<Nihilanth>	[22:35:16] [@BURK] nihilanth, why do you continue to insult us
	<Nihilanth>	wtf is this faggotry
	|<--	grnp has left irc.lulz.net (Connection reset by peer)
	<gpeck>	crack sucks
	* D9	slaps Deltantor around a bit with a large trout
	* Deltantor	stabs D9 with a large trout
	<gpeck>	Oh, great.
	* ciper	stabs a large trout with his penis
	=-=	Kakama is now known as Anonymous01010
	* ciper	yiff yiff yiff
	=-=	evencoolerbeans is now known as anonymousguy
	<Anonymous01010>	people are under the impression
	<Anonymous01010>	that I like being a namefag.
	<Anonymous01010>	.down
	<Anonymous01010>	fuck
	<ltlump>	haha failure

Letters From The Front !

 
 

These past few days have proven all the worst fears of leading memeticists and steroid abusing hackers alike, the Cancer literally renders /b/ unable to counter an attack that literally threatens its existence on the internets. If 4chan, previously reputed to be the strongest of all the *chans not based in or created for japan, cannot cope with such an attack, then quite frankly no chan is safe. This is most convincingly illustrated by the ferocity of lulz.net ddos attacks on 7chan, although it had been listed among the former's allies just a few days before. But there is some hope yet, 7chan responded to the surprise assault in very much the same way the Soviet Union did when it faced down with Hitler, scorching their own /b/ and redirecting to Colette, in order to buy time for a counter offensive. A sailchanner told me, the proud sons of 7chan will fight on, neither forgiving, nor forgetting, the treachery of the furry.

7chan's tenacity may very well have been the cause of their falling out with the lulz.net furfags, after all as a chan much smaller than 4chan, yet perpetually at war, their very existence proves Darwin's Theory of Evolution which states that organisms that are forced to compete will evolve, and therefore improve. As lulz.net is full of creationists who believe that a single bloated organism with no competition is a good idea, they obviously saw a threat to their new internets order.

Perhaps an explanation is in order, many of you are wondering how exactly has Anonymous's power level decreased to under 9,000 in less than half a year. The truth, to be told plainly, is that the cancer causes apathy. Many of us laughed when 4chan was taken out, after all, isn't 4chan overrun with AIDS and FAIL as it is? Besides, were packed with moar steroids than them rite? Well thats what 7chan thought, before they got raped in the ass by niggers whose cocks were still hard and dripping from packing the aids infested fudge at 4chan.

However, that still didn't faze us, 7chan is full of furfags anyhow. Us over at 420chan, they'll never dare to touch us. It doesn't matter that Kirt laughed in their furfag faces when presented with an ultimatum similar to the one moot got. Oh wait it does matter, and guess what, when 420 is closed, Anons will say, “oh 420chan was full of druggies, nothing of value etc.” Anonymous has become so apathetic we might as well go to iichan before that gets taken down too. You might wonder why i mentioned iichan, the truth is lulz.net can no longer conceal their malicious intent by pretending to just want to attack 4chan. Though militarily not as powerful as ages past, 4chan has remained the cultural heart of Anonymous, spawning unforgettable memes and being a narcissistic asshole to pretty much everyone else. That along with lulz.net's well publicized drive for unification, constitutes an attack on Anonymous and the Anonymous subculture respectively.


FAGGOT TREES IN THE ARTICLE

And to those of us who think that our respective chans are too powerful to be messed with, think again. Nobody saw this one coming. Moot ignored them only to burn his tongue on hot soup when he finally saw what was happening. 7Chan boycotted their network in protest, only to find out how ready lulz.net was to turn on a friend. And yet we still laugh, when we should be fighting back. Anonymous must prove that forums are superior to irc or the Legion will fall.

So it is up to Anonymous. 4ailchanners without a clue, sailchanners here with no place to go, and 420fags tripping balls, all are refugees or were at some point in time, even you. But its time to stop running, away. If we are to prove that Anonymous is Legion, we will DESTROY lulz.net and show the namefags the power of Anonymous. And when they beg for mercy we will show them none, for that is the price of failure.

I don't think moot even gives a shit. His hatred for his creation and Anonymous is well documented. It would not surprise me if moot just scrapped the whole thing and sold off the servers. It would be the best penance for the idiot Anonymous who would ddos their own motherland.

Also, IRC is stupid.
 


 


tl;dr, Anonymous does not forgive.

Trolling in the form of delicious copypasta!(all lies btw....)

 
 
A dozen or so /b/tards decided to call chris forcand who lives in toronto (submitting themselves to the patriot act) and threaten his life.... INTERPOL contacted the F.B.I. who logs the chans. They are using the same tactics they use to take down terrorist websites. So, INTERPOL started to DDOSing 4chan and then blamed it on lulznet.
 

 

User:INTERPOL did it



 
 
So I know moot, we went to high school together and my little brother just about worships the guy and spends way too much time on 4chan. I was never into amime, becuase I am not a gigantic faggot, and i never really loloked at 4chan except for /ck/, but anyway last night i called moot because my brother wanted to know wtf was up and moot said we should come over to his parents house (he has a swanky appartment near the servers in downtown Dallas, but its not very big. Great building, though). So i got my little brother and a couple six packs of lone star and some kirins and went over. There was maybe a dozen people over and when we came in moot told us 4chan was over and he wanted it to out like it started, without much fanfare. He said that he'd banked enough money from it (almost three million after taxes he said) and after the latest terrorist scare of 4chan origin this week he was afraid that he'd lose it to government fines or lawyers somehow and that he enough money for the rest of his life now anyway. Then he went on about how since 4chan got so big he didn't any time to have fun, but he didn't want to sell it and see his creation turned into corporate crap, so he just pulled the plug (he was a huge nirvana fan in highschool, so at least he didn't suck on a twelve gauge) before it got completely out of control. Then he talked to my brother about anime for like an hour. Apparently he was trying to get brought up to speed after missing out for a couple years. He said he is considering moving to Japan and writing or producing anime designed for western audiences and the the [sic] 4chan servers will be auctioned at the begining of next year and maybe the domain as well. My little brother was trying to show off or some shit and pounded one too many and puked on the kitchen floor so i threw him in the car and went home. Anyway, I thought you would want to know about this, so here it is
 

 

User:MrCervix


tl;dr

This incident only goes to show that the only way to truly destroy Anonymous is to destroy the Internet itself.
Now this is a story all about how 
Moot's website flipturned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit and fap
I'll tell you all about the story of the caturday nap

On /i/rc we were born and raised
Killing furfags is how we spent most of our days
Chilling out relaxing closing the pool
Listening to radio being all cool
Till a couple of guys who were up to some lulz
Said to moot "you're a faggot, your website is dull"
There was just one attack and then moot got scared
And said, I'm making some soup fags, from beans, beef and pears

We pulled up to 7chan later that night
And we made lotta nigras to take on Habbo's fight
Then we stopped all DDOSes we were finally through
But moot's still eating soup cause he's a faggot like you.


Anonymous Borg: GET HIM!


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