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Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry
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Chase me ladies, I'm the Cavalry (AKA Richard Symonds or simply Cavalry) is a Wikipedia admin known for frequent abuse of CheckUser, being a huge dick despite TOW policy, and claiming to be an officer for the Royal Navy. He tends to use CheckUser tools on any user who opposes his particular view points, a blatant violation of the CheckUser guidelines, as well as reverting legitimate edits he deems to be unconstructive. Of course, like any hypocritical Wikipedia admin, he himself operates a sockpuppet whose main function is to back up all arguments he makes. He is also known for engaging in HighInBC-like behavior by making COI complaints (and requesting bans) on known GNAA members, despite the fact that all of their edits have been referenced, NPOV, and in good faith.
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Panyd
Panyd is a sockpuppet of The Cavalry who he claims to he his wife. Countless hours have been spent by him trying to prove it to be a legitimate person. Going as far as to write a nice little back story for his alleged schizophrenic lover. This is all bullshit of course because Wikipedia users can't get any pussy.
However, his blatant sockpuppetry did not amuse his fellow Wikipedia aspies, who decided to file a sockpuppet investigation case. The evidence brought forth included:
It should be noted that the user, who filed the report, was blocked one month later.
LiteralKa, as well as other GNAA members, were not invited to their wedding. They have yet to forgive The Cavalry for this atrocity.
Elena
Panyd later opened a twitter account and chose to follow Cavalry. She listed her name as Elena Salvatore which may be a fake alias, as opposed to Cavalry who remained as Richard Symonds.
Unlike her boyfriend, who refused to follow her back, Jimbo Wales showed an interest in her, and paid her the attention she deserved, as an upcoming Arbcom member.
It is possible that he is too distracted by Angela following him.
His reaction
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Long story short, the Arbitration Committee decided that this was no concern, and the case was declined CheckUser. It is almost certain they figured him out in the process, but he is an honorary member of the Wikipedia hivemind (Archive), thus is above the law of the land.
Fiona
The Panyd account later claimed to be named Fiona and revealed 2 sock accounts:
- All Hail The Muffin, for making edits when she is schizophrenic
- Fiona Apps, supposedly her full name
A Bristol Wireless article later wrote about her speaking at a "Girl Geek Dinner" held August 18, about why women don't edit Wikipedia. Pics were taken.
2011 concluding
2 things of interest happened recently.
- November 22: Panyd announced she would be running for ArbCom.
- November 24: Cavalry announces he was hired as "Office & Development Manager for Wikimedia UK" and will step down at end of term (when "Panyd" will hopefully get his seat, naturally). This was due to a potential conflict of interest between having this job and holding an administrative position. Though it's apparently okay if your girlfriend has that position. Sort of like Hillary Clinton marrying Vladimir Putin, what could go wrong?
London "meetups"
Panyd allegedly attended multiple Wikimedia events in London prior to her trip with her "husband" to Wikimania. EdSaperia, one of the main voices in the IRC meeting, was registered shortly before Cavalry's "resignation", and uses the same obscure ISP, Be Unlimited, as the Cavalry.
GNAA COI
One day while TOW admins were brainstorming on what to do with the Gay Nigger Association of America article, The Cavalry decided to file a Conflict of Interest complaint on AN/I. He created a list of all known Gay Niggers and requested a topic ban (which later progressed into full bans). Immediately, floods of replies asking for these users to be banned spammed up the page, proving that most Wikipedians in fact do not assume good faith. Particularly Diego Grez who went on to make a slew of personal attacks on Twitter, despite it being a bannable offence. The Cavalry then decided to close the discussion, thinking that the consent of two users would be enough to give out topic-bans to multiple editors. This itself was enough for the shit to hit the fan, and a large argument quickly broke out. Seeing as several of the admin hopefuls were supporting him, he decided to gather his friends together and make them agree upon a community consensus that would allow him to further abuse his e-power. Unfortunately for him, there were more opposing view points than he had expected, and began to go about finding ways to remove these. Checked comments include:
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Further bullshit
The Cavalry soon decided that a link to the discussion on Twitter was a violation of WP:CANVASS, despite the definition of the policy being "the intention of influencing the outcome of a discussion in a particular way is considered inappropriate." Apparently, linking to a discussion board is attempting to influence its outcome.
This lead to
LiteralKa, head of GNAA public relations, receiving an indefinite block for "Exhausting the community's patience". He was also credited for sockpuppetry after editing Simple Wikipedia under a different name, despite this not being a ban-worthy as WP:SOCK says nothing about "cross-wiki sockpuppetry".
Minions
Cavalry is not limited to a single meat puppet. He always has some (or perhaps socks) in reserve to do his bidding. Ignoring his girlfriend, this includes, but is not limited to:
- User:Bsadowski1 (Brian Sadowski of Chicago, IL), a SysOp on English Wikipedia, CheckUser at Simple Wikipedia, and new Wikimedia steward claiming to deal with spam/vandalism issues. Compare: Cavalry bans a guy and 12 minutes later Bsadowski enforces it globally.
- Diego Grez - His Mexican "butt buddy"
See also
- Bureaucratic Fuck
- Deletionist
- Jimbo Wales and Rachel Marsden, a similar conflict of interest
External links
- E-mail: [email protected]
ImTheCavalry
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