Chemistry

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Chemistry, in a nutshell, is the science of mixing two brightly colored fluids just to watch them explode.

History of Chemistry

Ride the horsie.

Chemistry is a science that assists in the manufacture of drugs, explosives, and pottery. Without modern chemistry, the entire human race would have rotten teeth, a 30-year life expectancy, and no beer, which is much the same as being English, but with no beer. The best to ever come from chemistry is LSD, the worst to ever come from chemistry was hippies. Which proves that with every win, comes epic fail.

Alcohol

EtOH is a good friend of ours. The ancient Egyptians brewed the first beer, regardless of what those dirty nips say. German chemists perfected the art shortly after, and it's been tasty lulz ever since, except in Iran, where the process was needed primarily for the production of biological weapons and date rape drugs.

Drugs

Chemistry is a most important part of drugs. As shown here, chemistry is a helping hand on the path to responsible and effective drug use.

How To Make Drugs



Follow the directions precisely.

Explosives

Without chemistry, armed warfare would be relegated to sticks and rocks. For great justice, be sure to take video of any bomb-making ventures!


Such a nice guy.

How to make a bomb.

Pottery

Pottery was invented atleast 100 years ago by a scholar from Egypt. The early Egyptians noticed that dirt, when wet, can become useful. THIS IS CHEMISTRY! These innovations in early chemistry proved especially useful after the creation of drugs.

HOW TO MAKE POTTERY



One more thing the Jews destroy

DIY Chemistry

Grow some felonious crystals, dude!

How to make great looking crystals!

  • You'll need around 5-7 pennies (or copper coin from your country) and a straw, put these aside.
  • Get a clear jar, scoop 2 tablespoons of salt into it, and 1 tablespoon of baking soda.
  • Now the first important ingredient should be in the bathroom cleaning supplies: Ammonia (any brand). Pour it in until the jar is 2/3 of the way full (as tall as you want the crystals to grow)
  • The last ingredient is laundry bleach(careful not to spill on your clothes!), fill the rest of the jar.
  • Now drop the pennies into the bottom, and quickly take the straw and blow bubbles onto the pennies to get the crystals going. You should begin to see stringy crystals form after about 30 seconds of blowing. That’s it!
  • It takes about 10 minutes of steady blowing
  • The pink and purple come from the production of Copper Caliphate(CuCO2)using the CO2 in your own breath! (blowing until you're dizzy actually increases the CO2 in your breath, giving better colors)

Good luck! (Warning! Mixing ammonia and bleach together makes chlorine gas. So before you do this, leave a note beside you saying "I did it for teh lulz!")

Applied Chemistry

Chemistry is full of winrar - don't fail it. Follow this guide on how to make chemistry work for you!

Types of Chemistry

Popular subdisciplines of chemistry include:

People who don't believe in chemistry

People who do believe in chemistry

See Also

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