chiberita

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Hope Jesus comes back soon. :c
 


 
 

Chiberita, December 30, 2009

Chiberita (now known as llamapixie) is your typical Christfag TARTlet. She loves to troll people's deviations and the forums with the word of God. She is also a huge fan of Sonic and does not believe in science. She is obsessed with Avatar, Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Runescape. Despite her hatred for science, her lifelong dream is to become a fighter pilot in the Air Force; a dream which will never be fulfilled because of being blind in one eye, having asthma, and being an overall dumbfuck in general. Her plan B in the military is to become a sergeant in a concentration camp, and preach her Lulz to the 3rd world. She is also a proud member of the Shaman Guild on Gaia.

"Cheyenne", as she likes to be known, wallows in her own ignorance and spreads it all over DeviantART making sure everyone knows how Christian she is, and that no one has ever felt God's grace as she had. She will troll you for the rest of her sad and miserable days. She also hates Gays though she herself is a bisexual, oh and did we tell you her boyfriend is from Vulcan?

Fun Facts

   
 
I am an Army Junior ROTC Cadet... I do not lie, cheat, or steal and will always be accountable for my actions and deeds.
 

 
 

Chiberita, March 20, 2009

  • She is a staunch, backwards 16-year-old Christfag out of Jacksonville, Florida who does not believe in Science.
  • She was born on November 4th.
  • She hates Fags but she herself is a closet bisexual.
  • Her Boyfriend is Vulcan, her Girlfriend is Emo, and her Other Half is a Narutard.
  • She spends most of her time either playing Runescape, WoW, or preaching on DeviantART.
  • She considers herself a bodybuilder.
  • She believes that Bolt is the best action film of all time.
  • If she hates science but loves Fullmetal Alchemist, does that mean she is a hypocrite?
  • That by being a Christian missionary her favorite sex position is obviously missionary.
  • Her middle name is Noneya, her first is Raye.
  • She(like all other Weeaboos) has an obsession with Japan and Japanese things; did we also mention she is a member of the Japanese Student and Japanese on the Inside guilds on Gaia.
  • She hates ur opinions11 RESPECT HER OPINIONS, GUYZ. c:

HER "ART" / OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT

   
 
That dude died for your sins. :) But you'll burn in an eternal hell if you don't accept Him.

I'll pray for you!
 


 
 

Chiberita, being the incredible artist she is, posts mostly photographs of whatever is on TV, Desktop Screen-shots, and whatever crudely drawn Animu she could come up with. She likes to spam her watchers with shitloads of photographs of her old ass TV. Being a uber Christfag, Chiberita has received her fair share of counter-trolling, to which she hides the comments. She also must include something about Jesus in every single one of her comments and journals, no matter how irrelevant it may be to the subject. Most of her 'best' drawings if she has any are usually drawn by someone else, who is ironically a Lesbian Furry.

Chiberita Fanart

Apparently Chiberita is so Popular that she has a number of fans on Gaia and DA, many of which drew fanart of her. The art itself is of course much better than anything of her own work, but gives this Troll more than she ever deserved. If you find any MOAR fanart or have a work of your own doing feel free to spread the Lulz.

Drama / Lulz

   
 
sGod has to do with everything
 

 
 

—Chiberita, justifying her irrelevant commentary

Chiberita feels that she needs to include her religious beliefs in everything regardless of how irrelevant her statements may be. Her typical pasttime includes trolling the most popular Deviations on the site in order to promote her beliefs. She refuses to accept science and goes out of her way to hate on gays. Top science officials now think she may have a disorder that compels her to spam endlessly. She is a cadet in the United States Child Brigade and her dreams of becoming a fighter jet pilot were crushed when they rejected her application on account of her Blindness, Asthma, and apparent Insanity. Plan-B being that she become the overseer of a Concentration Camp, this however has backfired ever since she realized that Hitler died like forever ago. She also has an addiction to WoW and Runescape, she is also your typical run of the mill weeaboo. She loves 4kids and is a self-proclaimed mercenary Crusader on Gaia.

On July 12th, 2010 Chiberita eventually received a total Banhammer by the DA admins after receiving many warnings. She was reported for Spam as well as posting other people's works and pictures of her television. Within a couple hours of her ban she created a new account immediately. After repeated warnings over her ban evasion she decided to block anyone who tried to either help or troll her, hid her comments, and deleted the journal entry regarding her new account, the proof however is far from erased. On July 14, 2010 she deactivated her Llamapixie account, possibly in order to evade further action by the administrators and counter trolling. As most Trolls she will probably resurface again shortly.

On July 15, 2010 a user named Llauoyetahi surfaced on ED, the user repeatedly deleted the contents of this page and complained stating "Can this page be unprotected or deleted entirely? I know this person and this isn't cool.", this user also blanked the article and replaced it with the words "I swear to god...!". What few contributions this user has made consists mostly of vandalism to this page, and it is quite possible that this user may be Chiberita herself.

Ways to Easily Troll Chiberita

  • Point out all her hypocrisy, especially about her sexuality and religion.
  • Bring up her ban evasion or mention any violation of DeviantART's policies.
  • Try to help her or offer advice.
  • Preach back to her about your religion or lack of religion.
  • Reply to her comments on other people's pages and deviations so she can't hide them.
  • Tell her how Fullmetal Alchemist is really about a scientist with a metal arm.
  • Tell her about how she is going against her faith by watching Inuyasha and Shaman King which are about Demons and Shamans.
  • Tell her that Veggie Tales is for children.
  • Tell her her art is pretty good for an 8 year old.
  • Tell her that her membership the Southwest Cougar Battalion is pretty damn creepy.
  • Call her fat
  • Call her a boy.
  • Ask why she has a girlfriend and another half if she hates gays.
  • Ask her why she is so butthurt over everything.
  • Ask her why she doesn't practice the words she preaches.
  • Draw parody fanart for her that involves her and Jesus having sex.
  • Challange her to actually reply in an intelligent manner to you without using the phrases "butthurt, go fuck a goat, your Mom, if you don't like it then don't look, planeh," or any plz account icons.
  • Inform her that nobody really cares.
  • MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!111!1!

External Links

  • Deviantart-favicon.png llamapixie Her new account, prepare to troll. Deactivated, she'll be back soon.
  • Deviantart-favicon.png Chiberita Her main account, trolling season is now open!! BANHAMMERED!!
  • Deviantart-favicon.png GuardianEchidna Chiberita's original account. Inactive. Visited recently and possibly using the account again. Troll at will. BANNED.
  • Deviantart-favicon.png Kitsuni-the-Fallen Her other account Inactive. Recently visited this page, open season. BANNED.
  • Deviantart-favicon.png Pinata24 Her boyfriend's account, a good place to look should she get banned again. This Cracker is out of here!
  • MY.gif chiberita Her Myspace page. Deleted account, FAIL!!
  • YouTube Favicon.png Chiberita's Youtube account Banned or Deactivated.
  • Chiberita on Gaia Her Gaia page.


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