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Chimera Synx
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Chimera Synx is the satanic hellspawn fursona of some gawth weaboo who has an internet connection. The fursona of the Synx is supposed to be some kind of Jew, it has been suggested that the Synx is also jewish. The Synx has gone undetected as a lolcow on many loldars, however its creator's unwarranted self importance has lately led to lulz such as the Synx wiki, a wiki dedicated to a fursona where she writes about stuff that no one cares about. While Chimera Synx has been an active yiff-monger of furaffinity since 2005, it is only recently that people have taken notice to how fucking creepy it is.
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What is Synx?
The Chimera Synx, given the "scientific name" foetus fortiscoda, may appear to be Zalgo's fucked up and retarded relative, the internet would reveal that the Synx is just gawth weaboo's ripoff of another gay fursona with a vore fetish.
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Every furry has their fetish, for Chimera Synx it happens to be vore. Synx, being a vorefag likes to draw her stupid fursona in fucked up sexual situations while ingesting people/creatures. Not only does she draw them ingesting, but vomiting up failed prey, which gets her off even more.
Did You Know?
- Synxes prey on small children.
- Their horns come in all colors of the rainbow.
- Have eyes under their eyes so they can see while they see.
- Is an alien.
- Has "sticky, clear blood".
- Probably took a lot of fucking drugs to make.
- Still isn't a ripoff.
- Is L4 years old.
- Probably jewish
- Has a brain in its chest.
| —Chimera Synx | ||
The Snooge
One day Satan decided Chimera Synx's yiff wasn't disturbing enough so he had her create something so fucked up that even guro fans would cringe, the result was The Snooge. The Snooge is a female man-eating one-eyed-wonder-weasel in the most literal sense, an 8.5 foot tall, one-eyed, ferret, that only eats people. The anatomy of The Snooge is pretty demented, its boobs are right above its vagina and it has 4 slits on its chest where it breathes and gives awesome head.
| — Chimera Synx talking about Snooge anatomy | ||
For some ambiguous reason The Snooge also has to wear an eyepatch, probably due to all of its buttpiracy.
Types of Synx
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External Links
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