Christian furry

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Rarely found in nature, the Christian furry is an endlessly bizarre mish-mash of ideals. It appears this exists only because the Narnia series had talking animals and Christian overtones. Unfortunately, the spiritual side only seems to make them more batshit crazy, as they make claims about the Garden of Eden being a furry paradise "... because the animals were able to speak, clearly they were Furries." Are as likely to start preaching about Jesus as they are about the evils of fursecution. The only eventual outcome is for a Christian furry to begin whining about the lack of furry representation in the Bible, particularly the lack of detail regarding yiffing on Noah's Ark (also known to them as "the love boat" - history's first furry convention). After all, they DID require one of each gender for "reproductive purposes"...Ironically, Christian furries claim to be straight and condemn homosexuality, yet they partake in faggotry themselves.

Furry Jesus

What was once an image of greatness has been sodomized beyond repair.

Long ago, a mass of white supremacists deluded themselves into thinking the son of God was white (and born in the Middle East), and it was so. Not long ago, a mass of people who fap to The Lion King deluded themselves into thinking the beacon of all that is good supports their fetish, and it wasn't quite so, but the image will never leave the minds of some. Further proof that furries ruin everything.

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But Of Course...

The following was taken from the anti-furry website CrushYiffDestroy. We at ED couldn't have put it better:

 
 
Just a final note: I was actually just a little relieved when my Google search for furry Christian images didn't turn up any furry Jesus porn. Furries often criticized for destroying everything it touches by turning it all into one weird-ass pornographic gumbo mishmash. Could it be that in a major religious figure like Jesus we've found a subject that can actually be "furrified" without degenerating into complete swill?

OH WAIT:
 


 

—Well, it had to happen.

Another example of a logical atheist argument coupled with the fact they have no sex lives.

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