Chuck Schumer

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Charles Ellis Schumer, better known as Chuck Jewmer, is a neocon Americunt Democratic Senator from New York, who has served too many terms as Senator and is now the Senate Minority leader. He is also the second cousin removed from Amy Schumer. He is also one of the major reasons why the Democratic party is in utter disarray right now, thanks to being a butthurt liberal. He hates America like most leftists do.

In 2016, he viewed the Donald Trump presidency as a major threat to the world. Never mind the fact that he voted for the failed Iraq regime-change war back in late 2002 that eventually led to Iraq ripping itself a new one. Jewmer thinks Russia "interference" was why his fellow establishment Democrat Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 presidential election.

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