Clusterfuck

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How to spot

Nixon used it to clusterfuck azns.


Feeling claustrophic, you want unleash Pedobear on some lolis, to maek the heart drill less?

A clusterfuck is you.

clusterfuck of bloody

tl;dr

A clusterfuck happens when any collection of things or actions get smooshed up super tite, liek

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you will never remember everyone's name but know that furfags are single-handedly responsible for the evil Economic Downturn of 2008 and the subsequent turning of the Secretary of the Treasury into Soverign King of the YewTube Plates of Americunt. Neither fish nor bear nor faggot will alleviate the giant explosion of butthurt destined to rain shit and brimstone on the skulls of every child weeping into its own mangled, bloody genitalia.
OMGWTFROFLBBQ!!
HAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
chicken teeth . . . in my vagina?
One morning BitingBeaver awoke to find herself transformed into a gigantic douchebag.
ncy59ifbutthurt .... magic .... loldongs
dude, did you just do a bump off her titty?
A fine mist of fag blood settles over the horizon as hordes of mendicant niggers, broken by their long journey, plod senselessly over the desert plain. Their chests are split open and bundles of viscera hanging from the dirt-ringed maws sway in the stiff wind of the plain.
As toilet-ringed ass-worshipping bitches flow into my cuppeth like wine I do feel the pull of a giant elephant radar board with robots winking away, what do they tell me, they say "kill your brother NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM", but I say, no robots, I am the leader of a cult and I have shit to do.


Frequently on ED and 4chan the Fifty Hitler Post can only be used to cancel and diminish the raw power of the clusterfuck. Depending on the variant, it may increase the cluster factor. Occasionally fifty mudkips will suffice.

Clusterfuck of the series of tubes.

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Not surprisingly, started as both a hippie poet's creation and a military term closely related to FUBAR.

IRL Examples

It is common knowledge that a trailer park is a clusterfuck of White Trash and/or black persons.
DVDA
clusterfuck of fucks. See also Orgy.
any deliberative government organization, e.g. Parliament in the UK or Congress in America
clusterfuck of tl;dr. Also pretty much every "philosophy" book evar.
Teh Internets
clusterfuck of Anonymous and business
Iraq
clusterfuck of death and money
Anything on ED marked as a WARZONE
royal clusterfuck of unbridled and unprecedented faggotry

Clusterfuxxx of Teh Internets (or lack thereof)

Unfortunately, few clusterfucks look like this fapfest.
The Google
clusterfuck handy for finding valuable informaeshuns
Encyclopedia Dramatica
clusterfuck of lulz and /b/tards who are God's instrument for the total annihilation of morality as we know it
4chan
mostly porn; occupied by a high percentage of the anime obsessing fucktards in modern America
Wikipedia
clusterfuck of totally useless information that you will never need evar
TV Tropes
clusterfuck of even more useless information, plus aspie and furry cybersex.
eGay
clusterfuck of scams involving heirloom pottery, "worn once" jeans, and bootleg artfag movies
Attack of the Show
clusterfuck of disappointing boobs, fags with horrible jokes, and mixed feelings about Anon - simultaneously they envy Anon and want to experience over 9000 gallons of Anon's cum splatter on their face.
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