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A cocktease is a special type of whore, who is in fact not really a whore at all. A cocktease will get you very excited, making you think she might actually let you fuck her, but at the last moment turns you down, forcing you to masturbate in her bathroom or when you get home. The pent up result is commonly called "Blue Balls". Or in your case, "every day of the week".

A cocktease can range from the female who wears ultra short skirts and dresses, tight pants and tops, known as the "look but don't touch" type, to the inhibited female who is horny and loves foreplay. Easily seduced, she will do anything and everything. Except let you finish. Her needs come first. And once she's come, your needs are irrelevant.

Authority figures love to cocktease.
Advertising has always perpetuated the allure of cockteasing to women.
Cockteasing can be subtle.
This fellow prides himself in finishing the job.

A stripper is a professional cocktease, who fat, ugly virgins pay for their services, because they are too retarded to hire a prostitute.

Raping a cocktease is perfectly acceptable, since they are all asking for it.

Famous Cockteasing

<ckx> women ask for it

<ckx> they act all old and mature

<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass

<ckx> and they get all bitchy

<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

How the Cocktease Operates

Cocktease Types & Fashions

Examples of Cockteases

See also

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