Computer science

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Computer science is a branch of science focusing primarily on computers. It's a popular major in college because of its popularity amongst fanboys, bloggers, aspies and their narrow-minded beliefs on how they believe computers should work.

Computer scientists are an advanced form of fanboy.

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Ironies

  • Many computer "scientists" drop out because of the math workload
  • People who do weasel through are often a far cry from "scientists"
  • Computer Scientists, contrary to popular belief, do not "tighten up the graphics"

Skill Requirements

  • A ME, IQ, and MA of 12 or more AND a PB of 6 or less
  • Penis of 5" or less
  • Must know at least one programming language from each of the major families. And no... HTML doesn't count, fags
  • Get lame jokes such as "Why do Computer Scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?"
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Science: Determining the Best

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Moar info: Microsoft Windows.

Find a computer scientist who will do a side-by-side, iteration-through-iteration, byte-by-byte comparison of Windows and Mac, KDE and Gnome. It never happens — BECAUSE NOBODY COULD LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH A HELLO WORLD, BYTES ARE SMALL NEWB. Either the person is an open source, wannabe-humanitarian, anti-capitalist fat fuck on a mission to save the world, or a money-grubbing Windows-using Jew.


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