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What is Cpedia? No, it is not an encyclopedic repository of CP. It's not shorthand for Conservapedia, it's not even a Wikipedia project devoted to the letter C. Cpedia is how Skynet will actually turn out, a gibbering idiot machine spewing rehashed nonsense rather than enslaving and exterminating humanity. Come, dear friends, and explore the confusing wonder that is Cpedia.

Where the fuck did this come from?

According to sources, Cpedia is the dunderheaded brainchild of two no-longer-employees of Google, Anna Patterson and Russell Power. It appears to be the retarded little brother of their unheard-of search engine, Cuil (pronounced wtf,) which nobody uses because Google is approximately ten thousand times better. There is also a lot of boring garbage about the name Cuil and something about Ireland, all indicating that the developers spent more time concocting the site's name than they did actually designing and programming things to work the right way.

Delete 0231, 23 Sep 2004 (UTC) Speed deleted as patent nonsense.

Cpedia gives us unique insight regarding the inner workings of the minds of schizophrenics who would edit TOW vehemently but were permabanned from the wiki. It does this all without needing any crazy conspiracy theorist or cat-ladies thanks to the incredible programming breakthrough of randomly combining every article for a keyword. Yes, that is in fact what Cpedia does. The results are, as can be expected, absolutely incomprehensible and utterly hilarious.

Through the warped lens of Cpedia

Let us take a moment to read some excerpts from Cpedia regarding popular subjects here on Encyclopedia Dramatica as well as some from the venerable Wikipedia:

Yiff

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Don't call me a furfag, for one, I'm not a lesbian, and two, it's a common misconception that all furries like yiff.

Yiff was originally invented by LittleFox as part of a range of onomatopoetic words that form the fox-ese language of the Furry role-playing community: yiff, yip, yerf, yaff, yarf, growf, and growlf (in order from most positive connotations to most negative connotations). [1.4] Yiff meant "yes" or an exuberant "hello!".

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Mudkip

Get a Torchic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And elvole it, but if you chose Mudkip or Treeko you have to start all over or get an Action Replay.

Endeavor: Breed with a male Mudkip/ Marshtomp/ Swampert. Mud Sport: Breed with a male Mudkip/Marshtomp/Swampert, Relicanth or Anorith/ Armaldo.

Change: are, and what the battle frontier is.Ash and PikachuHis Pokemon So far Treeko, Grovyle and Sceptile TorkoalCorphish Taillow and Swellow AipomMayHer Pokemon Torchic, Combusken and BlazikenEevee Wurmple, Cascoon, and BeautiflySquirtleMunchlax Brock His pokemon collection Mudkip View changes from previous version.

There are approximately 200 different Pokémon in all, half of which are entirely new, and the new ones like Torchic, Mudkip, and Pelipper fit in well with the tried-and-true classics like Pikachu, Psyduck, and Koffing.

Rules: 1.Pick one of these starting pokemon-Eevee, Charmander, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Cindaquil, Chicarita, Todadile, Torchic, Treeco, and Mudkip 2.Start out with one pokemon then as you go threw the jurney you can get up to 6 pokemon.

LOL

I've never gone anywhere besides Canada and Mexico lol so any info I can get would be amazing. [1.1]

Because that is the closest place to buy aerial and exploding fireworks to the twin cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul, for those living on the other side of Minnesota, the best place is North Dakota or South Dakota, as all you can legally buy in Minnesota are Sparklers, Fountains, and other lame stuff, lol, you can't even buy bottle rockets or firecrackers, hence we go to the surrounding states where that stuff is legal.

Bryant Gumbel

Wesley Snipes Went 2 Jail or Something what did he do is he going to jail lol wtf!!!?

Wikipedia

It is located on California's Pacific coast, and forms the northwestern part of the Greater Los Angeles Area.

Barack Obama

And the thing that I want everybody in this country to understand about Barack is he was doing a lot of the work in the shadows.

"Last spring, Barack Obama promised to help Texas Democrats try to win legislative seats and down-ballot races, even though he was considered unlikely to carry the Lone Star State.

From NBC's Domenico Montanaro The worldviews of Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are clearly very different.

Naruto

Naruto finds two friends and comrades in Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno, two fellow young ninja who are assigned with him to form a three-person team under an experienced sensei named Kakashi Hatake.

Later on in Shippuden, you will notice a more serious Naruto, who tries his best to learn new techniques and skills to help and save his friends. Other apparently smaller nations naruto ultimate ninja council attack on Konoha is very grateful to amount of aptitude in the hands of the primary setting.

This is the hidden leaf village.After naruto rein as hokage the villages was wipe out ad rebuilt it is now only half twice the size but it also takes up half of fire country.

Conclusions we had a machine draw for us

Clearly this is the wave of the future and we may as well delete this and all other wikis, blogs, and everything else once Cpedia has gobbled up all our data and spit it back out at us in a confusing technicolor blur that our fragile and fleshy human minds cannot understand. In the future the internet will talk to itself. This is that future.

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