|OH SHI- |
4chanarchive has epic archived /b/ threads related to this topic for great justice.
Cracky-chan is the name given by 4chan to pictures of an English schoolgirl named Olivia Fields posted by legendary Stalker Warchief Rend Niggerhand. Primarily taken from her Live Journal account ScareCrowMaiden, the pictures displayed an unusual depth of aesthetics for a teenager, and were promptly declared both cute and sweet by Anonymous.
As Anonymous collectively felt the blossoming of his first love he proceeded to enact a rite that would later come to define every relationship he would have: he obsessively wrote graphic accounts of her rape while actively stalking (GOOGLE LULZ) her.
Fearing for her life Cracky QUIT THE INTERNET and went into deep hiding as a dedicated cadre of neckbeards and pedophiles entitled the circlejerk girded their loins, cracked their Mountain Dews, and began to fap furiously to the thought of actually finding her. Cracky-chan is very important in the history of Trolltalk (often known as 20721), although Trolltalk is not important in the history of anything.
- STATUS UPDATE: Found and in infrequent contact with the circlejerk. Cracky now lurks 4chan's /tg/ /a/ and /y/ boards and can be found on the World of Warcraft server Aggramar. Her current dead journal contains an entry where she remarks on her recent fail submission to Suicide Girls<3
- STATUS UPDATE UPDATE: Cracky-Chan has tried to an hero and will be dead in two days. Goodnight Sweet Princess.
Her fake cries of "leave me alone": Truefacts Edition
Despite revealing the whole /b/ drama as fake, it didn't deter the real Cracky from posting more pictures of herself on 420chan.
After falling for this shit five or six times, Cracky finally took drastic measures.
Just to make sure she wasn't misunderstood, two full years later, Cracky camwhored on a failsite for her two remaining stalkers.
Also Don't See
Also Don't Become a Crackyfag The Last Crackyfag
The Last Crackyfag symptoms include:
- Endlessly samefagging up two dead image boards
- Evangelical faggotry about an ugly camwhore long since ignored and forgotten
More like "Cracky is mai waifu" amirite? Confusion about the word "romantic" when they blatantly mean "pedophilic"Confusion and fear over anything at all being posted by anyone else. Also, a pedophile
- Typing HUGE, all-text tl;drs about himself, that he then replies to in kind, all day, every day
- Being a 14 year old girl, despite being male and at least
twicethree times that age
Crackyfags and YouTube
In common with many of the other children they stalked online, former Crackyfags made fucking awesome YouTubes, often attacking the white knights of other camwhores, before they finally did the decent thing:
Know cures for the disease:
So you didn't instantly smash the monitor when Cracky-chan's ugly manface grimaced at you? Quickly apply one of the following:
- IM chat with Cracky-chan, instantly revealing truth obvious to everyone else
- An Hero
- Daddy's "special massage"
- Spend more than one minute reading the samefaggotry at Crackyhouse or bounceme
- Known History of Cracky-chan
- Cracky is Gone
- Updated History of Cracky
- Cracky on LurkMore
- Explanation of Cracky-chan's teeth
- OMG SUPASECRIT CRACKY BOARD!!!111!!! and yes, that is the samefag from Crackyhouse, replying to his own threads over and over and over at this failsite as well
- Her Brother
Cracky-chan is part of a series on
Visit the Chans Portal for complete coverage.
|Featured article Novermber 14, 2005|