CutiePieMarzia (aka Marzia Bisgonin) is the weaboo, annoying Italian bastard girlfriend of PewDiePie. She is seen on certain videos with him, poker-facing the camera, or troll the shit out of viewers who see it. She currently makes millions of money on the internets because she is with Pewdie and also her weaboo-ish style. Her videos can attract your average 14 year old girl, Hetalia-loving faggots, and mostly Pewdiefags. Hearing her voice can blow up someone's head, give AIDS to every Italian, and spread jealousy among the asslickers of GayDiePie for the lulz.
How they met
One day, Cutie's annoying friend spammed her with emails to watch some Swede's videos so, she watched the videos. One day, she liked them so much, that she decided to troll his email, and comments about how funny he is. However, Pewds fell for the Italian and they had loads of kawaii cybersex until they finally got together and dated. One day, when PewDiePie was busy jacking off to the Italians poker face, he decided they should get together so, they met at a one night stand somewhere in the slums of Italy.
"Boyfriend" and "Girlfriend"
The reason they are together because Marzia wants to use PewDiePie for fame and moneys. Marzia wants to be with him for the l00t and fame and have 14 year old boys praise her flat ass and get paid for it. The retard Swede pays her everyday so they can be in a relationship and Marzia screws him everytime when he acts like a tard on her videos. That's right, the money he gets from his fans doesn't go to charities, but to his "girlfriend". She even mentioned on every video that he had to pay her to be on the show. Great lulz. That and getting more death threats than Anita Sarkeesian for getting in the way of every caps-happy fangirls' favorite yaoi pairing certainly helps with living her life.
How to troll "Marzipans"
- Say that Marzia is a Jewtube whore.
- Say that PewDiePie watches trap-porn.
- Spam her email with Rule 34.
- Say that Swedes hate Italians.
- Say that her fashion sucks and makes you look ugly.
- Say that PewDiePie looks and acts like Shane Dawson.
- Say that PewdieCry is the best pairing.
- Say that PDP prefers Cry's herpes-ridden ass and rashy dick over Marzia's sore-infected puss.
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