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For those special moments when "NIGGER" just WON'T suffice, DOUBLE NIGGER is THE BEST meme on the planet. Originating in /v/, it somehow managed to get stolen by /b/. It originated as a scan of a children's Sonic the Hedgehog joke book (from the good old days before he turned into an animé faggot) and, after subtle editing in MS Paint, demonstrated endless possibilities in replacing Robotnik's speech with creative orgies of profanity. Off-shoots of the meme were taken from other pages in the comic book, thus feeding the Internets with more lulz. Even more lulz were had when /b/ began posting full threads of IRL multiple niggers.
In the original, a fish robot with the inexplicable ability to fly around, apparently wanting cake, pesters Dr. Robotnik (the fat fuck with the mustache, for all you non-Sonicfags). Although the cake is allegedly in front of them, the fish robot persists to annoy Robotnik, resulting in him calling the robot a "DOUBLE NIGGER". This, of course, is exactly
twice as offensive four times as offensive (since double speed equals quadruple kinetic energy) as being called a regular nigger.
Unfortunately, no one actually knows what a double nigger is. Is it two niggers standing really close together? One nigger that's twice as likely to mug you? Or maybe one that's twice as quick running away after it's mugged you? One already discredited theory is that it is a nigger that likes KFC twice as much, as this would be impossible. Others believe that a double nigger is more of a theoretical form of measurement, such as absolute zero, and that if a singular nigger was at double the capacity for niggerdom that a normal nigger could contain, the universe would cease. Our crack research team released a recent report suggesting that Flava Flav was in fact the closest to what science can be described as a double nigger.
Apparently, Google, being the politically-friendly, censoring fascist website that is, has unsuccessfully tried to censor out the magnificent N-word. Just type in N***er on Google`s Search Bar and in the Suggest Search Results, you will get a very pleasant result!
PROTIP: Don`t tell the politically-correct liberalmaniacs at Google this super-niggardly secret to ruin this pleasant sprinkle of lulz! They will surely take it away from everyone!
Additionally, it is strongly recommended that YOU should post some nice, constructive compliments on the following video because without this video's awesome title, NIGGER (TIMES THREE) wouldn't even be a Google Search Result!!! :-) Just make this video stays up, m'kay?
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Double Nigger Compilation with Audio Part 1-5
PROTIP: play all 5 at once.
- Nigger Manual
- Sheeeit Nigger
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- SINGLE NIGGER
- Speed Nigger
- X of dicks
- Street soldier
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