From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Dan144 (now known as lkn2myeyes) is a Satanic emo Internet tough guy on YouTube who, from his own indications, is Cho Seung-Hui's clone; truly, an massacre waiting to happen. When he's not looking for backmasked messages in Cradle of Filth songs, he makes death threats on YouTube; using his condition as an excuse so as not to get V&.
Normally calling most internet tough guys a faggot is a huge insult to them. For Dan144x however it's a huge compliment. In his wet dreams, he chops people's heads off to pinch a steaming load down their necks, which fits nicely with the rest of his professed sexual deviancies - Dan has admitted he is a lover of not only shemales, but "drag queens, hermaphrodites, transsexuals, tgirls" and what he calls "gender fuck females". He himself even professes to be a girl under the alias "Starluscious", on both YouTube and devianTART as well as forums dedicated to crossdressing.
—Dan144x, the faggot.
In spite of all this, he calls himself a "passive homophobe".
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—No you don't.
Apparently, Dan claims to have tons of medical conditions which make him naughty on YouTube. The hilarious thing though is that he self-diagnosed at a crappy evaluation website. The retard most likely hasn't the slightest idea of what these disorders are.
Some of his "disorders" are:
- Paranoid Personality Disorder
- Schizoid Personality Disorder
- Schizotypal Personality Disorder
- Antisocial Personality Disorder
- Borderline Personality Disorder
- Histrionic Personality Disorder
- Narcissistic Personality Disorder
- Avoidant Personality Disorder
- Dependent Personality Disorder
- Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder
Promptly after he posted these disorders, he put percentages next to them which make no sense at all. Apparently 814% is 100% to him. This is not a sign of his disorders, but more of a sign of mental retardation. Or maybe he just has no real disorder at all and is just another webbertubes attention whore. That, in light of both his attempt to sue the pants off Wikipedia earlier this year for their "gross incompetence" and "oppression" of Dan's freedom to auto-fellate via biography, as well as his newly minted attempts to push EDiots off YouTube while screaming he's been victimized, appears to be the case. It's either that or he has over eight personalities.
As each of these disorders alone are very serious and require instant medical attention and many years of therapy, the fact that Dan144x has several of them shows he should be immediately euthenized (or failing that have his balls cut off). However, the fact that he has the capacity to use a computer shows he is nothing more than a bullshitter - even more reason why he should be sterilized. He would make a wonderful tranny.
Do YOU have any of his disorders? Probably if you trust this.
God of the Internet Tough Guys
Dan, as far as denizens of the interbutts go, is perhaps one of the most psychotic and faggoty, taking every chance he gets to smack his flaccid E-peen into YouTubers' faces and scream of all the violent things he will do to people who talk down to him. From slitting throats, to injecting hot lead into people who leave negative comments on his videos, to biting their dicks off and wearing them as necklace ornaments, this one's done it all - to the point where he's apparently run into trouble with the law for it. He claims that the good folks at the Wisconsin PD take a dim view of online death threats, and are ready to pwn him for those he has already issued. That would be one of the two possible endings to Daniel's RAMPAGE OF TEH JEWTUBES, the other being his getting booked into a nut house and inducted by the other schizos in his ward to be the quarterback in their next game of shit toss. Should such a fate indeed befall Dan, he'll spend the rest of his life firmly hooked up to electrodes and a steady drip of Thorazine.
Since Dan is so tough and all, he likes to show off his body on the internets. Due to the lack of body mass, he has to zoom in on his biceps, triceps, and deltoids in order to make them look bigger. As we all know, nothing says "DEATH! MURDER! I'MMA HARD MUTHAFUKKA!" like atrophied arms. However, if you bring this to Dan's attention, he will probably puke another lulzy comment saying how he will kill you in various ways.
According to some of his videos, he was bullied relentlessly in school, and, as he will attest, someone "SEVERELY ALMOST CRIPPLED ME FOR LIFE." This means he probably ran his mouth off to the wrong guy and got a well-deserved pwning.
OH NOES HE MEENZ IT
No synopsis of Dan would be complete without at least mentioning something good about him: He has liek for cats, very much. So much, in fact, that he'll refuse to shine a laser pen into the eyes of his kitten Shadow on account of that it is cruel to do so, but filleting a human being with Swissmar butcher knives barely registers on his radar. Perhaps he's from 4chan.
However, this shouldn't matter. He's probably going to snap and sacrifice the ball of fur anyway. It's only a matter of time before his aunt and uncle - who no doubt hold pride in their nephew's aspirations to become like such luminaries as Richard Ramirez and Ed Gein - come home from a nice dinner out to find Shadow's organs neatly arranged before a pentagram in their living room and their son reciting the Black Mass above its body.
UPDATE: Kitty has now allegedly been offed.
Starluscious (Dan wishes to be the little girl)
— Forgetting that all those other guys are gay
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—Bawwing over people making fun of his faggotry.
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Unable to understand that he is not ever going to be worth remembering (except perhaps on Encyclopedia Dramatica) he tried to write his biography on Wikipedia. When his article was swiftly deleted he threatened legal action but his words were muffled underneath the slam of the banhammer. Although much of the information about him has been lost, there is still plenty of delicious details he is happy to share with the rest of the world (although strangely he seems to expect words written on a public wiki to be private.)
After creating an account here on Encyclopedia Dramatica, he was promptly B& because the stupid cunt doesn't realize how wikis work. Soon after that he went on a rampage on deviantART looking for ED's tartlets - threatening legal action and all the other usual crap that follows whenever an internet tough guy gets his feelings hurt.
Ironically, it later transpired that the particular tartlet he threatened had neither created nor contributed to this article.
As he mentions in one of his comments (somewhere), Dan144x is capturing every single screenshot of people being nasty to him, somehow thinking this will lead to legal action. If you have been the victim of one of these threats to remove your genitals or inject poison into your eyes, or something else only a four year old with Down's syndrome would find frightening, feel free to retaliate in kind.
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After typing furious death threats to dozens of TARTlets, EDiots and YouTubers for a few days, Dan144x (who once claimed he would kill everyone who insulted him even if it took 60 years) internet tough guy image seems to be quickly vanishing.
UPDATE: The "Dreadz" account is now closed. Lulz.
Dan144x vs. SpleeNfat
Using his high intellect and l33t h4x0r skillz, Dan somehow managed to come to the conclusion that SpleeNfat - deviantART's biggest joke prior to himself - was actually an ED admin. As such, he has now declared war on this most pathetic of troll wannabes.
Dan and the case of the duplicate account.
Recently, a clever anon used the JewTube name exploit (change the lowercase L to a capital i, for all the non lurkers out there) to make a duplicate account. Using this account, the anon went to all of Dans friends and trolls to post comments stating Dan had come to his senses and was going to stop sending death threats. Dan, being the drama queen that he is, immediately spammed the account in question, stating his usual bullshit of legal action and death. When this didn't work, he BAWWed to all his friends to report the account to the mods. The JewTube moderators, being the dick sucking pussies they are, deleted the account, but not before great justice was served.
UPDATE: The lkn2myeyes account has been closed. Fail.
- Internet Tough Guy
- Serious Business
- Because of my syndrome
- Attention Whore
- Kenny Glenn The Animal Abuser
*His new JewTube page, as he says - "You can't kill a dog named Daniel when its not down."Banhammer strikes back. Wikipedia account with full nameBaleeted
- Daniel's crappy emo band, "Drown Out Dark". Sucked so bad it died.
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