Darkfolf A.K.A. Benjamin Ortiz from Spring Hill, Florida, is an emo drama furfag who yiffs with other furfags on the shitty electronic games service called Steam. Darkfolf is also the fascist dictator of the pointless steam group called TSoD, The Shadow of Death. Darkfolf is the cock sucker of Renard the Rapist whom he harbors in Second Life. Which is, without doubt, the worst thing since sliced Hitler.
How to recognize the REAL Darkfolf
- He tries to sound smart in his constant rambles about people he thinks are pieces of shit but often makes spelling mistakes thus making himself look like a fucktard in the process.
- Tell him you are a furry just for the porn. He'll babble on about how sick minded and stupid furries are and will give you a long rant on what actually makes you a furry.
- Say PILLS HERE and he'll take credit for his shitty fad, which isn't exactly funny in the first place.
- Be on his friends list for more than a week and he'll send you picture of his small pindick.
- Don't worry about seeing him in School, he doesn't go. (By his own words he said "I get bullied alot" LUL)
- You may have seen him the last time you were put into the loony bin.
- He bears striking resemblance to the movie Troll 2
- He is emotionally hurt by certain strings of letters, such as "I never loved you, signed, Daddy" and "If you where never born I could eat all the ice cream I ever wanted"
- He cannot process information bearing strings of 3 or more letters
- You would receive a better attention span and ability to concentrate out of a burning child
- You want him to become said burning child
- His spelling.... How wonderfully creative it is
- He's convinced he's not emo yet wears a hoodie.
Darkfolf became a furfag around the tender age of 15. Soon after he met a Snorlax named Jake, who he typesexed with up to the point where they became boyfriends IRL. This happened to my friend once, and after that he said that his balls shrunk down a lot. So eh, Folf's might be shrinking... sorry :(
Recently Darkfolf has been going through his accounts, changing avatars and descriptions and talking about how he isn't a furry anymore. This is plain bullshit as furry is a dominant fetish. Anyone who joins the fandom cannot leave. Ever. Even if they try, it will be stuck with them until they die. Don't be fooled by Darkfolf's supposed hate for furries; He is still DarkFolf by nature and only wants to get out the hole he dug on the way to ED.
—Darkfolf talking to himself
Still furfagging it up round several sights, especially within the furfag community of DeviantArt, he's still fucked up on his sexuality.
— Darkfolf commenting on his sexuality
He even goes after lesbians. Even though they prefer tits over his small furry penis.
He likes to write fan fictions, This happened to my friend once, and after that he said that his balls shrunk down a lot. So eh, yours might be shrinking... Sorry :(... however instead of video games or movies, it's about himself. One great fanfiction of his that got rave reviews is about him struggling to get an internet connection, while his mom is working on calling a single cop to break down his door and point a gun for no reason. Not only would this not ever happen IRL, but the cop would most likely be fired for being absolutely fucktarded, or opened fire on Folf.
—Darkfolf's mentally challenged attempt to spell.
PILLS ARE NOT HERE
Darkfolf took credit for a fad video named "What happens when Louis gets his pills". Another furfag known as Thay cracked his youtube account by asking Darkfolf's online boyfriend Jake the big black dragon to give him the password for Darkfolf's YouTube Channel. Like the retard he is he listened to him, gave him the password, and then logged in and deleted the video (as well as a lot of other accounts of his). Darkfolf used the same exact password for everything.
Death Of TSOD And His Privacy
Eventually folf lost his sanity and went batshit crazy from being hacked and trolled. He went and uploaded a video of some guys cock from 4chan and proceeded to pretend he got hacked and a picture of "his" cock was uploaded to youtube. He then proceeded to upload softcore porn and then turn his account into a fake porn account right before placing the blame on some user named Grenzethebuddha
The blame backfires however when Darkfolf changed his email address after a scalefag hacked his email and sent a picture of his real cock to all of his contacts as punishment for his shitty attempts to frame a user. Laughter was added while some of his irl contacts beated him at school for being a camwhore.
Not long in late December of 2009, Darkfolf decided to make a shitty username on youtube and talk to himself he then escalated into making a character named HNNO which soon enough became the better side of what he was. He then used this account to gain Internet points since he cannot troll for shit.
It did not take long for folf's idea to backfire. When a 12 year old furry took the name and ended up getting him into a typesex convo over second life. Soon enough the shit was found out and folf quickly ran to every cocksucker he knew saying some pedo touched some kid, pointed at some uninteresting fucker and branded him as HNNO.
Currently he now stalks ED hoping to still use the name in order to gain some Internets although it didn't take long for the moron to be caught (since he used an alias he commonly goes by) and have his user page added to the article (as shown at the top of this article) followed by the pain series on his page to witness.
On Friday May 13th, Darkfolf decided to brand the HNNO tag on some furry with absolutely no relation to him and create an account on the baddragon forums. Around June Folfs faggotry was noticed and he was called out. Some of Darkfolfs friends even think he is a sad piece of shit for this.
—Darkfolf's friend Thay and his opinion on Folf's faggotry
Soon enough Jake realized that Folf was a complete total furfaggot and pulled the plug on Folf's short lived typesex relationship with Jake (again). Lulz ensued when Folf raged and forced everyone who sucked his E-peen to turn on Jake(again), nothing happened to him however because no one really gives a shit about the furfag's furfaggot.
Folf decided to turn straight(again) because no homosexual male wants to get aids from a mexican(again). He now stalks some ex lesbian bitch like a nigger stalks KFC. HAHA DISREGARD THAT THEY GOT BACK TOGETHER IN UNDER FOUR DAYS. (again)
Darkfolf now goes around ruining relationships for others to compensate for his entire life. (again)
No Effort Method
Image = video
Why be creative when you can be efficient?
Contact the kid here;
- Email: [email protected]
- Skype darkfolfy16
- DarkFolf is "TheSexyFox" on Steam
- Alternate steam account
- Darkfolf is "FolfyFawx" on Myspace
- Darkfolf on FurAffinity
- Darkfolf is "Sirhuskeh" on DeviantArt
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