David G. Ludwig
THIS d00d IS NOW A ZOMBIE!
David Ludwig was a killa. He was fucking a 14-year-old girl, though he was 18. His girlfriend's parents took offence. Fair enough, right? Nope. Davey pwned both of her parents in the head with a Glock. The Indiana Police came and handcuffed him and stuck him in jail, where he regularly dropped the soap for Big Tony. He was sentenced for two lifetimes, so he somehow became deaded and then un-died to re-die, all while in jail.
- He isn't related to Beethoven, not in the slightest.
- Not related to the Koopaling, either.
- When interviewed, he said that he "did it for the lulz."
- His favourite flavor of ice cream is chocolate.
BOKS R GAY LOL
Kara Borden, the stupid ho who got off the hook for being retarded with David was the mastermind behind the whole thing. If you don't agree, just look at this gem:
- "Books are gay," she wrote. She lied about her age, listing it as 17.