David Gerard

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Some argue David Gerard looks like Dracula
You wish! Dracula isn't anywhere near as scary looking
David on Wikipedia
David Gerard and Arkady about to get it on
David Gerard's wedding pics, left to right: wife's girlfriend, wife, David, David's girlfriend Arkady

David Wainwright Gerard, AKA Red Drag Diva, is a senior bureaucratic fuck on TOW. David Gerard is meant to be an indication of just how serious Wikipedia is at becoming a well-known and respected encyclopaedia.

Gerard's favorite weapon is the Clue Stick, although you will never see him hit himself with it. He's an over-50 twatfenster from Western Australia, who speaks with a carefully cultivated faux-London accent, since he's lived in the UK for many years and fears being sent back to Ausfailia, where bogan prison and face-rapes await. Currently, he's on the waiting list for a vaginoplasty. And works for Dell UK as a minor server sysop.


About David Gerard

Update as of January 2010

David's wife, Redcountess, has left him and has returned to Australia forever. David is now engaged to be married to Arkady.

Update as of 2012

Oops, Arkady bailed on him. Back to the giant black dildo collection!

You know what's really scary?

All of this is absolutely true. It hasn't been altered for lulz. This is 100% actual factual truth. It doesn't need to be lullified. He really is a bisexual goth s&m freak with a disabled wife and furry girlfriend, and he got that girlfriend pregnant, while his wife has her own girlfriend. He really is a senior member of Wikipedia - the motherfucking UK media spokesperson and a Checkuser. He is meant to be respectable! He uses his real name in all of this. These are his real photos that he took himself, and has listed for public download. It is very difficult to find "normal" pictures of him - or Arkady - or "Red Countess" (his (ex)wife). It is just plain and simply impossible to make any fun of him any worse than this. What more could you say that isn't actually true already? David Gerard himself is disappointed that this article doesn't make fun of him more.


David Gerard migrated to TOW with a group of anti-Scientology buddies from alt.religion.scientology, notable Kelly Martin and Tony Sidaway who are both to a degree transexuals like David. It is unknown if David participates in the Project Chanology IRL protests but it would be a sad loss if he did not because his ugly-sex-vampire-like, mock Lucius Malfoy, dress-wear would make for memes better than gas mask girl.

Virgin Killer

Inevitably, David Gerard was in the lead on Virgin Killer, going onto the radio to protest at ISPs having the temerity to want to protect their customers from illegal child porn. "Wikipedia is not censored" he foamed.

It was discovered that David has a vested interest in keeping porn sites up and running, being the proprietor of Lemonparty.

Checkuser and Oversight Revoked

Gerard's CU and OS flags were yanked as a result of posting confidential communications on a public site, and making abusive Tweets and blog posts about Andrew Landeryou, a Wikipedia user and the subject of a BLP article. The Arbcommies posted an announcement about this and screwed up, and abused oversight to cover up its tracks. Here are the email and tweets, in case they get deleted. Oversight this, Arbcommies:

The email
Mr Landeryou saw fit to send me a threat for this:

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[email protected]

Mr Gerard,

I am told you made reference to me in your musings on Twitter. I don't know
you, would rather not have to become familiar with who you are and what on
Earth possessed you to comment so freely about me or to edit Wikipedia to
say absurd things about me.

Your entitled to your opinion of me but I think it might be best for you to
discuss claims you make about me with me first. If you don't, I'll promise
to return the favour after an investigation into exactly what ails you. And
that really would be a waste of time for me and a very unpleasant outcome
for you, so I urge you to Twit more carefully in future.

Yours sincerely

Andrew Landeryou

I look forward to an exchange involving pie charts.

p.s.: if you don’t want your months-long-running Wikipedia shenanigans remembered, it helps not to have done them. Oops, too late.
Abusive (now deleted) tweets from Gerard
#   Andrew Landeryou appears to be a waste of skin. http://is.gd/54RL0 Please do forward.    12:42 PM Nov 27th   from web   
#   @jeamland mr landeryou has some history on wikipedia. (i did the sockpuppet investigation.)    4:09 PM Nov 26th   from web  in reply to jeamland  
#   @davidgerard Mr. Landeryou has some history full stop.    4:10 PM Nov 26th   from Tweetie  in reply to davidgerard  
#   According to Wikipedia (at least at the moment) Andrew Landeryou is the Premier of the USSR: http://bit.ly/77BEUC (specific revision linked)    4:07 PM Nov 26th   from Tweetie   

But Gerard did not delete all tweets related to Andrew Landeryou's Wikipedia abuse. He stubbornly refuses to delete this tweet:

Deep-cleaning of TOW userpage

Gerard sanitized his "bisexual-friendly" TOW user page in early January 2011 when Jimbo floated the idea of running for U.S. Senate (R-FL) 2012 - a plan likely to sag which flopped faster than Carly Fiorina's failed attempt for the same in California and perhaps even faster than her plastic Barbie-doll tits. For this remarkable accomplishment, Gerard gets a wikicide honorable mention.

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David Gerard

His (ex)wife

His (ex)girlfriend

His (ex)wife's girlfriend

His boyfriend

  • Tis a mystery, perhaps his bf dumped David?

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