—This is despite the fact that toddlers can't recall that far back, and are usually in Pull-Ups by age 3
—Deeker, Girl's Guide to Deekerianism
—Invite his friends. Why not some reporters as well?
—Deeker, Information for girls
—bros before hoes, 
—I'm into being humiliated by my "sister" as she cleans my waste, but no gay shit please., 
—Deeker on "The Deekerverse"
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