From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet, the Dark Web, the Darknet, or the hidden Web), is a part of the internet that is not indexed by standard search engines (more evidence that Google is a shit and never shows us the cool sites), or is sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of which to access it. It is estimated that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes of information and it is estimated that there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net. That's a lot of porn
Types of Deep Websites
There are 2 types of deep web sites
Contents of the deep web
Illegal porn that anyone in their right mind should never want to see
Selling and buying of illegal goods
Blogs and sites of basement-dwellers and random videos
- Emo kid suicide videos
- Hacker IRC channels
- Script kiddie forums
- Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials
- Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads in and pissing on them while they are on the ground, all whilst accusing them of being terrorists then singing about American democracy, liberty, equality and the respect of human rights
Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services
Some famous deep websites
In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds fun doesn't it?
The Hidden Wiki is quite similar to Wikipedia, but not really. While Wikipedia is used mostly for educational and intellectual purposes (read by nolifes), the Hidden Wiki exists for far more exciting purposes. For example, there is an article on the hidden wiki which serve as a how-to guide on kidnapping an individual as well as external links. There are links to websites such as a forums where you can hire an actual hitman - whom you can also pay online via PayPal: Thank modern technology for making our lives easier. To access it you need to use TOR, not THOR from Avengers, but a web browsing software created by pedophiles for pedophiles. It changes and hides your IP address, which is quite useful since the FBI is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts down everyone who connects it (except their own horny agents).
The Silk Road is like Ebay, except that it is not run by Jews and it has a better design. It is probably run by some Arab guys who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it all even if they burned $1000 every time a politician lies, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless lives. It seems like you can't buy tiger dicks or even rhino sperm here (so it's basically useless), resulting from the fact that Asians don't really use this site.
Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many gypsies viewing it who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that every uneducated person is welcome there and can earn good money.
This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal sexual behaviors should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime.
- Two girls one finger - don't watch this)
- Two girls one cup -seriously don't watch
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