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Deep web

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The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard search engines (more evidence that Google is a shit and never shows us the cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. It is estimated that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of porn) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.


Types of deep web sites

There are 2 types of deep web sites

  • Watched by the FBI
  • Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring

Contents of the deep web

Disgusting illegal dirty porn that a mentally stable person should never want to see

Selling and buying of illegal stuff

    • Guns, war machines
    • Drugs
    • Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are average asian foods btw)
    • Arab chicks

Blogs and sites of nolifes and random videos

    • Emo kid suicide videos
    • Hacker IRC channels
    • Scriptkiddie forums
    • Virus info, virus downloads, virus tutorials
    • Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civilians, kicking their heads while they are on the ground, standing around them in a circle and peeing on them while saying that they are a terrorists, and then singing about American democracy, liberty, equality and the respect of human rights

Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services

    • Hit-men for hire
    • Anorexic Vietnamese bitches who will have kinky BDSM sex with you
    • Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
    • Politicians, judges for hire

Some famous deep websites

In this section ED would like to introduce you to some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds fun doesn't it?

The Hidden Wiki

The Hidden Wiki is quite similar to Wikipedia, but not really, since Wikipedia is mostly for educational and intellectual purposes (read by nolifes), while the Hidden Wiki exists for more exciting purposes, for example, there is an article on the hidden wiki about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there linking to websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire an actual hitman - whom you can also pay online via PayPal: Thank modern technology for making our lives easier. To access it you need to use TOR, not THOR from the avengers, but a program made by pedophiles for pedophiles that changes and hides your IP address. This is quite useful since the FBI is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts down everyone who connects it (except their own horny agents).

Silk Road

The Silk Road is like Ebay, except that it is not run by Jews and it has a better design. It is probably run by some Arab guys who are bored as fuck because they have so much money that they couldn't spend it all even if they burned $1000 every time a politician lies, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless lives. It seems like you can't buy tiger dicks or even rhino sperm here (so it's basically useless), resulting from the fact that Asians don't really use this site.

A Jackass Giving people a Tour on the Latest Version of the Silk Road. Thank him (or not, There are a few other Jackasses like him who made a video about this website.)

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I am in need of a passport to either the USA or Canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP


Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many gypsies viewing it, who would like to go to America, because they have a misconception that every uneducated person is welcome there and can earn good money.

Legal sites

This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal sexual behaviors should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime.


See also

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