Depression Quest Simulator

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Depression Quest Simulator


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1

You decide to make a game, what do you do?

  1. Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you
  2. Learn actual coding
  3. Go to Tumblr
  4. Dye your hair



























2

That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl and you died from AIDS. Try again.



























3

You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call. What is your next step.

  1. Go to Tumblr
  2. Have sex with your boyfriend
  3. Show your ugly cunt to the world
  4. Dox people



























4

You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. Try again.



























5

Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. Try again.



























6

Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. Try again.



























7

You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. Try again.



























8

You managed to show your vagoo to your friends and family. What do?

  1. Hit on a guy at a wedding
  2. Make a decent game
  3. Color hair again
  4. Dox people



























9

Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. Try again.



























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Games are for boys. Try again.



























12

Color it even bluer? Nope. You lost. Try again.



























13

Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. Try again.



























14

You successfully almost raped a guy. Now what?

  1. Finish the game
  2. Put the game on Steam Greenlight
  3. Watch some Anita Sarkeesian



























15

It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. Try again.



























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You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch at games. Try again.



























18

Your game is now popular. People call you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity

  1. Suck off those people as well
  2. Try to ban those people from internets



























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LOL NO. Try again.



























20

Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. Try again.



























21

That was the final coffin for your butterface. You are not unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again.



























22

They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dick to fund the bus ticket. Try again.



























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Congratulations you successfully fucked your way to fame. You sure are a strong voice for women.



























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You have reached a secret area of the game, not accessible without using console commands. Congrats on being a cheating cheater who cheats.



























See Also


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Fishface.png Phil Fish

MGGslogo.png m00t sells out

Tyler Malka Icon.png EviLORE


8chan logo.png 8chan

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Crackedicon.png Cracked

NeoGAFicon.png NeoGAF


Leigh Alexander Icon.png Leigh Alexander

AnitaIcon.png Anita Sarkeesian

Brianna Wu Icon.pngBrianna Wu

Chloe2.png Chloe Sagal/ Destructoid


Kotakuicon.png Kotaku

GawkerGGicon.png Gawker Media

Mno9logo.png Mighty No. 9

Gone Home Icon.png Gone Home


Moviebob.png Moviebob

Dobbo.png Tom Preston

Dodoria.png GamerGate Faggot Brigade

LeNoddingGuy.png Respectfully Nodding Guy


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Other People and Sites That Got Involved:

People: Adam Baldwin, Joss Whedon, Hideki Kamiya, Boogie2988, JonTron, Egoraptor, Jonathan McIntosh, Chris Chan, DarksydePhil, Richard Dawkins, TotalBiscuit, Theamazingatheist, Thunderf00t, Jimbo Wales, Ryulong, Julian Assange, Randi Harper, Weev, Stephen Colbert, Gabe and Tycho, Maddox, Faggot Who Started OWS, Angry Joe, ToddInTheShadows/LordKat, JewWario, Andrew Hussie.

Sites: Reddit, IGN ,StormFront, The Escapist, Buzzfeed, Something Awful, 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums, Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Other: Facade, GNAA,MSNBC/CNN/BBC etc, The Guardian, Electronic Arts, Intel, Adobe, Anonymous, Gamers, Everybody else on the internet and their dog.

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