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Ants? In my dick?
When Dick Ants run out of viable semen

Yet another piece of disturbing copypasta from the bowels of /b/, on 06/25/07 04:01:35, someone posted that they had just fapped and ejaculated semen, blood and dead ants. Anonymous requested pics, but no such pics were posted. Within half an hour, the initial post had 140 replies.

Medical Response to Dick Ants

  • Fap again. If you shoot ants again, then you may have a major infestation. Take one of the following courses of action:
    • Watch lots of House
    • Inject 2000 CCs of ant poison into both testicles.
    • Dunk yourself waist-deep into boiling water.
      • Results may take 2-3 days with repetition.
    • Smash your testicles.
    • Cauterize the inner lining of your dick all the way to the prostate.
      • Results may take up to three months.
    • Clamp your piss tube shut for one month.
    • Stop fucking ant hills
    • No matter what you do, DO NOT CONSULT PROFESIONAL MEDICAL HELP. They'll only laugh at you.
    • Get an anteater to suck your dick.
    • Get yo' momma to suck yo' dick.

Stages of Dick Ants

The First stages of Dick Ants is very similar to that of a bot fly. With the exception that it is a colony that makes its home in your scrotum. Once the queen ant finds its host, it begins to lay its eggs in your balls. Once those eggs hatch, the worker ants start to derive nourishment from your semen. As time progresses, the ants reproduce more and more. Depending on how old you are, the dick ants may be pleased for a while. But after a sustained period, the semen loses its nourishment. The ants will then feed on your scrotum and penis.

Medical conditions that Dick Ants may be mistaken for

THE NEW LULZ

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HOLY FUCK THAT'S NOT DIRT THAT'S A FUCKING THREAD

On February 9, 2010, a thread was posted asking for the link to a leak of Gorillaz' new album, Plastic Beach. One anon searched mediafire, through googling "plastic beach site:mediafire.com" and clicked the image search. The results included a man fucking ants.

New memes from this thread include:

  • HOLY FUCK

THAT'S NOT X THAT'S FUCKING ANTS

  • torture tree


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