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DimensionsMagazine.com is a website for morbidly obese women and the sick fucks that want to penetrate them. The site is filled with pro-fat propaganda, fat fiction, and of course, a vast forum with more drama than a fat chick could muscle into her greedy mouth. They advertise SFW/softcore fat porn, and if pushed, would probably all to happy to openly support Voraphilia

Trolling The Fat Chat

Bzuber decides to visit the fat chat room under the name zbruber and cause a disturbance. Hilarity ensues.

Roxanna, quite the handsome man.
The twinkies in question
-zbruber- Rox, your pic is nice. You're a very handsome man. 
-ConnieLynn- lol i may smack you again
-interesting monster- make me stay awake at night
-Roxanna- Oh gosh darn and tantrum .. I didnt mean I ment lol
-Roxanna- Zb, I dont need your shit tonight buddy.
-interesting monster- pondering the absurdity of infinity
-JoeD43- allright i better go before i get smacked again
-interesting monster- did you ever?
-JoeD43- night all
-interesting monster- I mean, who really NEEDS shit
-Roxanna- Thats a good point.
-dragorat- Nite Joe
-interesting monster- we get rid of it as fast as we can
-zbruber- it was only a compliment
-ConnieLynn- night (((joe)))
-JoeD43- night drago thanks for the update
-Roxanna- Zb .. calling a woman a 'handsom man' is just asking for trouble ..
-dragorat- No prob
-interesting monster- unless it's our acumulated "stuff"...then we want as much as we can
-Roxanna- But, I shant dwell on it, your not worth my time
-zbruber- oh, god...i am sooo sorry! it was an honest mistake, really
* JoeD43 runs out the door before he gets smacked again
-Roxanna- So .. IM .. moving right along, ehh ?
-interesting monster- I prefer to dwell
-interesting monster- and natter
-interesting monster- ask anyone
-zbruber- im really sorry, rox, ill make it up to you. how does a twinkie sound?
-Roxanna- I would love to dwell, and rip, and tear, and beat .. but I wont
-zbruber- how about 2
-Roxanna- OH PISS OFF
-zbruber- or ten?
-zbruber- OR 20 BOXES!!!
-Roxanna- Ok .. see .. this is me getting a smidge angry
-Ezek2517- NOT COOL.
-Rivey- eww thats alot of twinkies..
*** You have been kicked from the chatroom (That's right kicked)

Round 2

-tealamarie- Booted!
-Cinda- wb teala
-Butterbelly- the A's suck
-Butterbelly- wb Teal
* Sharleen hangs up the phone
-lemonlimers- wb teal
* Sharleen blinks
* Sharleen looks around
* Cinda ducks
-zbruber- oh gross
-Sharleen- wb Tealamarie
-tealamarie- thank you!
* Sharleen hugs Cindy
-Sharleen-
-cddts- wb Tea
-Butterbelly- you ok there, Ruber?
-zbruber- no
-zbruber- too many fatchicks in here
-Cinda- oh not him again
-zbruber- like I like plump
-LisaInNC- well well well
-zbruber- hese women are like
-FatFred- never too many, zbruber
-zbruber- gonna die soon
-Ocean_Dreamer- what the hell??????????
-jes- not gonna die soon enough to avoid you, boobookitty.
-BigBawdyDame- Fat and happy. That's me.
-Lovelyone- lol for fucks sake...someone call an op.
-LisaInNC- well if herpes was a terminal disease you would be too
-zbruber- I c wut u did thar
-Cinda- just likes to wind thing up
-FatFred- if you can't take the pressure, don't suit up !!
-zbruber- what
-Lovelyone- Herpes troll!!!
-Sharleen- lol Fred
-zbruber- yeah
-zbruber- don't get fat if you don't wanna die
-LisaInNC- i said you have herpes...and a very tiny penis
-Cinda- everyone dies idiot
-zbruber- Nice
-BigBawdyDame- Fat is only a three letter word you dweeb.
-zbruber- since you've never seen me and all
-jes- I have a crazy medical fact. I'm gonna die someday. It's so true.
-zbruber- but I can see you quite clearly there ->
-Ocean_Dreamer- got nothing better to do than to be a jerk z?
-zbruber- and you would be tasty as a fat
-Renaissance Woman- Jes, it's like you're a doctor or something.
-Rosebud- I know this will shock you, zbruber, but no one gets out of this life alive... fat or thin
-zbruber- got nothing better to do than be a fat o?
-LisaInNC- yep and i am a fat chick...cause this is the fat chick room you turd
-just1badgirl- oh dear god... I thought I left all the freaking idiots at work and there's one in here?
-jes- i AM tasty as a fat. I don't know what that means though.
-Cinda- you could surely find something better to do ruber
-SqueakyToy- o.O
-zbruber- oh dear god.... rainbow fucking font
-BigBawdyDame- Well said Rosebud.
-Renaissance Woman- Now I realize THIS is why I don't come on chat.
-Green Eyes- what's ruber saying?
-tealamarie- Hum...Zbruber..For being so bold, you don't have a photo up..mommy not buy you that digital camera for your birthday..don't you love the weekends..no school the next day.
-zbruber- ren: because you're fat and can't get laid?
Private from jes:
You are super sexy. You are turning me on with your special special.


-patrick673- hi room...38 dwm here...
-suncoastboy- Gayle
-Theop- christ! how annoying is this guy?
-Butterbelly- whoa....I must have missed something when I got up to get something to drink
-LisaInNC- lol wait...i cant get laid
-Renaissance Woman- I got laid last night, thank you.
-BigBawdyDame- Let's see...true age, 19? Maturity level...10.
-cddts- why do you waist your time with him ignor him
-Cinda- he is getting the attention he craves
-Renaissance Woman- Unlike you.
-zbruber- I am
-just1badgirl- just a child in the room, Butter
-Ocean_Dreamer- Hi patrick
-zbruber- ou are correct
-BigBawdyDame- Hi my darling singing Paul.
-zbruber- and also fat
-Butterbelly- Ok.....is there an Op around?
-Cinda- hello Gayle
-patrick673- hi ocean..
-zbruber- just1badgirl: I'm not the one with rainbow fucking font
-BigBawdyDame- Hi Cinda!
-Sharleen- please save us from the monotony
-zbruber- NO U
-just1badgirl- I didn't notice that my rainbows were fucking... I'll pay more attention next time
-lonelyfa- oh shit zburber fat chicks in a fat chick room congrats
* Sharleen starts to nod off
-BigBawdyDame- Why don't you say the eff word one more time. Jackass.
-cddts- just don't pay attention to the idiot
-lonelyfa- here is a gold star just for you
Private from jes:
I understand that you're not accepting of your fatness or love of fatness. Lots of people are like that. Let it out! It's great to be who you are, whether that's poor, or uneducated, or young, or whatever. We like you.


-JoeD43- good evening/morning
-zbruber- bigbawdydame: because you are fat
-TheRojodi- Hello everyone
-Butterbelly- Hi Rojo
-Green Eyes- how do i turn OFF noise reduction?
-Ocean_Dreamer- Hey Joe
-zbruber- by not being fat?
-tealamarie- and what are you, zbruber, a zit-covered child?
-JoeD43- Hi dreamer
-BigBawdyDame- {{{Rog}}}
Private from jes:
I'm a doctor. I can help you. I think probably that you need it, and that's ok.


-Sharleen- Howdy Rojo
-BigBawdyDame- Hey Joe.
-lonelyfa- what are you about 15 or just a wigger?
-zbruber- tealamarie: I would choose my teenage years over being a fatty in a chatroom
-JoeD43- Hiya BBD
-Butterbelly- Hi Joe
-zbruber- How am I a wigger?
-LisaInNC- hi Joe
-zbruber- fat people fail at logic
-TheRojodi- {{{ Gayle }}}
-lemonlimers- hey joe, hey rojo
-BigBawdyDame- *sigh* Some people will never learn.
-JoeD43- Hi Butterbelly
-JoeD43- Hiya Lisa
-TheRojodi- Do not feed this "man" anything, he just wants attention
-tealamarie- ah! Then why are you here, aren't there some skinny chics built like 10 year olds you want to talk to?
-JoeD43- Hi lemon
-zbruber- some people never learn using asterisk actions stopped being novel in 03
-interesting monster- hey, this is like the old AOL days
* interesting monster gets all misty
-Fat_Angel- lol
-Butterbelly- lol...I'm glad I missed those days, Monster
-zbruber- tealamarie: cause getting fat people grumpy and judgemental is MUCH more fun
-TheRojodi- It's still like that, Monster
-tealamarie- heheheh, Interesting!
-interesting monster- now I'm verklempt
-Renaissance Woman- Why do I think that's not a good thing?
-jes- I have been online a damned long time, gang. Shall I challenge you to a duel?
-Ocean_Dreamer- lol IM
-JoiseyTomata- hi joe
-jes- 1988.
-BigBawdyDame- I *don't* care.
-JoeD43- Hi JT
-tealamarie- Ah! I see..and we find retaliation just as satisfying
-Green Eyes- hi Joe
-interesting monster- drop a train on 'em
-zbruber- bigbawdy: ASL
-JoeD43- Hi Green Eyes
-zbruber- any females here under 250?
-lonelyfa- dont worry man once you start growing pubes then youll want to actualyl stop spamming but its getting late for you isnt it?
-TheRojodi- Just ignore, it will go away once no one's speaks to it
-cddts- got booted
-Butterbelly- wb Cddts
-zbruber- no one's speaks to it
-BigBawdyDame- lol Lonely
-lemonlimers- lol
-zbruber- sweet grammar fatty
-zbruber- I guess you weren't taught well due to fatism, right?
-lemonlimers- wb
-tealamarie- it puts the lotion on it's skin, or it gets the hose again.
-Galadriel-
-zbruber- its you stupid cunt
-BigBawdyDame- Fatty. Boy that's orginial.
-interesting monster- using the "it" like in silence of the lambs!
-tealamarie- yes
-Green Eyes- wb cddts
-TheRojodi- Queue up the band...I hear Steam going on stage now
-interesting monster- nice touvh!
-zbruber- bigbawdy: I thought you didn't care
*** You have been kicked from the chatroom (That's right kicked)

Recent Devolpements

The site recently suffered a downage when their servers were destroyed by an explosion, probably caused by one of their fat fuck moderators trying to stuff in another hamburger.

They now are pushing the line that they really aren't that fat, and that "It's all relative" to how fat other Americunts are. Srsly.

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