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Dinosaur Erotica
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Sometimes a woman longs for the tender touch of a Mesozoic reptile. Dinosaurs, renowned for their loving nature and sensual sensibilities, offer the passion women crave. A number of authors have picked up on these facts, and have rushed to explore the relationship between a female human and long dead terrible lizards, revolutionizing the western canon as they go. Of course, some books are terrible, but there are some occasions where books are so steamy, so full of hot reptile on human love action, that you cannot go past them.
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These books, so far mostly written by prolific author Christie Sims whose fine art takes up a whole 14 pages of the Amazon includes such classic titles as;
- Taken by the T-Rex (with a rather low four out of five rating)
- In the Velociraptor's Nest
- Ravished by the Triceratops
- T-Rex Troubles
- Taming the Dragon
- Taken at the Dinosaur Museum
- The Raptor's Bride
- Taken by the Pterodactyl
Of course many of these sensual, historic volumes are available in bundles such as the Demon Erotic Story Bundle and the Minotaur Erotica Story Bundle. These books are perfect gifts for anyone you know who watches Jurassic Park with their hands in their pants or has to go to the bathroom every five minutes at the local museum. Even people who regularly rape their pet iguanas will find much to love in these heartwarming coldblooded creature tales.
An Excerpt From the Blurb
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- T-REX TROUBLES (DINOSAUR BEAST EROTICA) [BOOK REPORT]
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