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Dorian Thorn
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
| —Dorian Thorn, shocked that he now regrets removing his dick. | ||
Last Thursday, Dorian Thorn (aka Matt Thompson aka Shame Junkie) started as a troll for the lulz until everyone realized what a sick fuck he was. In response, he started calling himself the meatpuppet and trolled himself.
He started a blog that featured him sucking over 9000 dicks and being a huge faggot. He documented himself:
- fucking his sister (allegedly born June 17 1979 "June 18, 2000, about 2:30am: My sister came home from her 21st birthday drunk beyond belief")
- sucking off a dog and a horse
- running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings
- getting fired for running around naked in daycare centers and cumming on baby swings
- jerking off on his mom's picture, until he made himself impotent.
Then, after eating his own shit and drinking piss, he removed his own dick because it was full of aids and no one in their right mind would get anywhere near it.
When ED became OhInternet, he celebrated that no more of his nudes were online and deleted fucking everything, forgetting that some people know how to save image files to their hard drives, and his is a type of dickless faggotry that the internet does not forgive.
Just in case he had any shreds of dignity remaining, Dorian now appears on a Tumblr called Shame Junkie where numerous incidents of him being publicly exposed are documented. One can only wonder if ED is going to get a mention?
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See Also
External links
- Dorian's current porn Tumblr, SHAME JUNKIE
- Much larger photo gallery of Dorian's faggotry
- Dorian explaining why he removed his dick
His deviantArt page. Comment about how his daughter was a result of fucking his sister if you can.
His MySpace page
His facebook profile, drop him a message about how he lost his dick to impotence!
His JewTube Channel Give all his vids a dislike rating!!
Dorian's Porn Videos
- Jerking off
- Fucking his sister
- Drinking a glassfull of his own piss
- Eating His Own Shit
- The video where he accidentally made himself impotent
- Pissing into his own mouth
- Assorted Best-Of compilation, including bonus incest footage!
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