KFC Double Down
The newest weapon in KFC's eugenics program against the poor, the KFC Double Down (otherwise known as the KFC Niggerkill on the combo menu) was released in April 2010. Featuring: bacon, cheese, the Colonel's secret sauce, and two fried chicken patties used as buns; this disgusting creation has already had its share of internet drama as the the same people make the same heart attack jokes.
Diabetics like it because of its lack of carbs. Because when God tells you to quit eating like shit, just eat a different kind of shit.
—Naomi_Jay, expect to see this joke a lot
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KFC Causes PETA Attention Whoring
PETA, the animal loving organization, declared war on the Double Down. This wouldn't normally be interesting, but PETA seem to be fanning the flames by going on a "Hearse Tour" in order to spread awareness of the dangers of this nigga cuisine.
PETA Member's Two Cents
These people are doing it right:
KFC & Krispy Kreme Fried Chicken Luther Double Down Sandwich: The guys that build food (amongst other things) over at Topcultured put together this train wreck. It consists of all the usual trimmings of a Double Down, but with additional features, including: extra Colonel's sauce and two "Krispy Kreme Donuts". However, most see this as a "wasted opportunity", as they didn't add an ingredient, which is truly uneatable.
The Arugula D.D. Double Down: Co-founder of Diabetes Daily created this variation as a healthier option for people with or without Diabetes. The recipe for this lightweight can be found here, as well as instructions on how to prepare it. This variation has a sufficiently lower calorie and sodium count at 381 and 310mg, respectively.
The Marinara D.D. Double Down: This version of the Double Down was created by the same person behind the Arugula D.D. Rather than advising people to stay the fuck away from this food, she's went and created another healthy alternative, now with Marinara and cheese. The recipe can be found here, if you fancy cooking this shit.
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Actual nutritional information
Also note you can get the grilled version to make it healthier, but that's like dropping an atom bomb because it kills less people than an H-bomb.
- Calories: 540 (about the equivalent of a Big Mac or a 6 inch sub at Subway, 1/4 of your day)
- Fat: 32g (half of your day)
- Sodium: 1380mg (half of your day, this goes up when switching to grilled)
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