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Dr. Tran is the Chuck Norris of the internets. He is a man of action. He is a man of honor. He is a man of duty. Dr. Tran is everyone's action hero. He is a REAL doctor. Not only is he a real doctor, he's a dashing special agent with a PH.D. in KICKING YOUR ASS! He is a true American Legend from America. When the World needs saving, Dr. Tran DELIVERS! It's a tough job, but Dr. Tran bites the bullet and he does it! After his job is finished, he's off to eat Hickory-Smoked Horse Buttholes... from a cup! Dr. Tran doesn't take your shit! One step over that line, and he'll FUCK YOU UP! Nobody fucks you up like Dr. Tran! NOBODY. Listen to how much you love Dr. Tran. Everyone loves Dr. Tran! Women are crazy for Dr. Tran, but he sets them straight with a good, hot dicking! Dr. Tran's giving away the hot dickings. In fact, Dr. Tran will be down at your local record store this Tuesday from four til' nine just giving out hot dickings! Just passing 'em out! HOT! DICKINGS! Come and get 'em! American Dickings! Patriotic Cowboy Hat! This summer, fill up some time with America's #1 Commodity! He's different! He's entertaining! He's for sale! Be distracted! Be TRANSplanted! Here comes the action! Here comes the honor! Here comes the duty! Here comes DR. TRAN!
Who is Dr. Tran?
Dr. Tran is a 5 year old Vietnamese boy who is constantly trolled the fuck out of by an unknown voice and some of his fans. He is supposed to be a movie star and a special agent that protects America from it's enemies. However, Dr. Tran recently obtained amnesia, so he doesn't remember anything.
- The Unknown Voice - A pedo that mercilessly trolls Dr. Tran.
- Leland - A retarded anthro cough drop child that is always water wings because he cannot go anywhere without drowning himself. He also runs a store called "Tits".
- Barbara - A fat ginger boy with a sunburn and is Dr. Tran's fuckbuddy.
- Grandma Norma - A homicidal grandmother who enjoys running over little boys with her station wagon. She also has an obsession with taking off her top and getting killed by Greg Kinnear.
- Hotel Soap - An anthro bar of soap that shows it's testicles and eats cocaine.
- The Chicken - A talking bird that tells lies and has a sick desire for chewing gum.
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