|Did you know that this entire article was created in only one day after DracoGuard's massive block of almost 80% of the users on furaffinity? In fact, if Dracoguard had shut the fuck up and not created this shitstorm of attention towards him, this page probably wouldn't exist! Great job, Dracoguard! You really know how to solve problems like a pro!|
DracoGuard is a disgustingly hideous ginger animal fucker with a penchant for dogs. A user of Furaffinity under the same name, he also uses the name on several gaming forums, as well as Furcadia. Even at 19 years of age, he's a gaiafag. Not surprising for a dog-raping manchild, though. Dracoguard talks about his character online as if it was an entirely separate person, as you can see here. Both are 5'8", 110 pounds and are "Bi Curious." The only difference is that while one is an Anthropomorphic Dragon, the other is a pizza-faced moron that fucks dogs. That's painfully 'coincidental' because the typical furry defense is that they are not in fact sick fucks because they don't have sex with animals. His denial of his ttly murry carnal relations is not out of some mature realization that dog raping is sick or wrong, it is because
it puts him at risk of being B& from the furry community LOL B&..
Information about the sick fuck: This dogfucking gay furry can be found on his new MSN, [email protected] Since he probably baaaaleted his old one due to people trolling him, he is obviously troll-able (meaning you will get pretty desperate after trolling him and can't resist) he will start to send at least 100/1000 nudges after you if you start to "bore" him because he can't take the pressure of internet trolling anymore, he will also "stand up" for himself a little because there's a little internet tough guy hiding inside him, so good luck with trolling. (It should be noted that he does know about "Hi im your friend i am not a troll and i don't pretend to be a friendly person and i won't troll you :)", but this is mainly because it was friendly trolling that got him to admit his dogfuckery in the first place.)
- 1 Sob Story
- 2 Fun Reactions to Leaked Dox
- 3 Dog Secks
- 4 Continued Stupidity
- 5 Reaction to This Article
- 6 Delusions of Win
- 7 Sob Story Cont.
- 8 Quotes from the Dog Lover
- 9 The Faggotry Continues
- 10 The Trolls Attack
- 11 Attack Against Dragoneer
- 12 Could it be?! Could it be?! NOOOOO!!!!
- 13 Reported to the Feds
- 14 Aftermath
- 15 Gone at Last
- 16 FanArts
- 17 Gallery of Drama Faggotry
- 18 FanFic
- 19 See Also
- 20 External Links
DracoGuard's life has been rife with strife (or so he claims). He's said to have a father who abandoned him after raping him, and a mother who Jewe'd his money. He has claimed numerous times that he's oh so sick and unable to move, and that his mother won't take him to a doctor/hospital. Yet SOMEHOW he has quite a few doctor "bills", and won't you please buy him some Xbox games? Oh, and it seems he can afford a Jew for his reams of medical bills, u guise. Most of his friends have abandoned him because of this sob story. He has threatened suicide and constantly whines about how he can't get a girlfriend.
Fun Reactions to Leaked Dox
—by Dracofag, completely unaware that Dox have entirely legit uses for bringing down dogfuckers, and that you can find it simply by googling up his domain's whois
Dracoguard's favorite past time is boning his dog who he claims is mostly wolf, but is clearly an Akita. He tries (and fails) regularly to get the dog to fuck him up the ass. In the two videos obtained of him from Anon, he's trying to coax his dog into fucking and giving him a rimjob. Dog obviously does not want. It's genuinely sad when not only are you so desperate for the hot touch of another living being that you resort to this, but you're so ugly even the dog doesn't want a piece. Both videos he linked to girls he liked, and then when perfectly foreseeable reactions of disgust were displayed, he claimed the videos weren't of him and that a hacker put them on his site. He's now changed his story to them being shopped from stills of him and his dog, into videos. DracoGuard insists that if he knew how to use Photoshop, he'd be able to make the same things, but he's never used it in his life, yet he's photoshopped backgrounds onto several artist's images. He also can't keep his story straight. One minute he says it's stuff from his past, and the next he claims that the videos are shooped. He's also said that he no longer walks his dog because of it and calls his faithful companion "the damn thing". Which is it? Photoshop isn't magic, sry. Anon believes he may have raped over 9000 dogs. Not just dogs are subjects to his sexual prowls. He also has sexually harassed a number of women repeatedly, even after being told they do not want. One such incident in particular involved a woman with a fiancé. His lame, asterisk-encapsulated attempts at bringing his dragon character to life only stopped when the woman's fiancé told him in no uncertain terms that if he were to try that shit on her again, he'd gouge Dracofag's dogfucking eyeballs out his asshole. Also, he sends videos of himself masturbating with a dildo to every single person he talks to. How kind.
Does that dog look familiar? Yep, it's Broccoli Dog!
Apparently, DracoGuard has had repeated warnings and problems from the Furaffinity owner. DracoGuard very much believes that some special rules apply to him and that he can have whoever he wants banned. No, I am not joking. This same attitude has also been seen on a blogger post found in Google, in which he screams at people to stop spamming him. Little does the retard know, the spammers are bots. He tells the site that he will have his lawyer handle any problems with the site if they don't start banning people who are spamming. He then threatens to spread the word to all his friends that the site spams people and to stay away.
One other thing that seems to elude DracoGuard is how to quit the internet. He bawwleeted FUCKING EVERYTHING from FA with a journal stating that he was being harassed, no surprise. Three days later, he re-uploaded everything and listed the names of the people harassing him on his profile information. Months later he decided to unblock and "forgive" those who disagreed with his dogfucking ways.
Little did he know it would lead to havoc and lulz. The videos and photos were once again leaked (he never provided evidence of where they were leaked, however). He proceeded to block everyone who had harassed him previously once again, and bawww'd about it in his journal. A few days later, the videos were uploaded on Rapidshit and shared on threads about him on lulz.net, where much ridicule began. His failure was also documented on a LiveJournal community.
Reaction to This Article
Posted from his shitty website so no one has to bother signing up for the place.
Shortly after this response was plastered on the internet and showed signs of lulz, he deleted all traces of this from his forum and FurAffinity journal thinking he can hide from the internet just like his buttbuddy 2ndVenus and his penis.
Delusions of Win
He soon found out that Asphyxiation, who is also the author of this page and Dracoguard's number one enemy, had left FA due to dropping all her commissions and refusing to do the art or pay back her customers, since she was a typical woman. Anyway, she's long since gone and he just couldn't resist popping a little sweaty victory boner and believing all his problems had been solved. Dracoguard is apparently unaware that anyone can edit a Wiki.
—Dracoguard and his inability to English.
—Dracoguard before he totally did make a post, and totally didn't get a response from Asphyxiation
Sob Story Cont.
His watchers or friends have wised up and figured out that Dracoguard is a whiny, sick fuck, basement dwelling, bitch and dogfucker and began blocking him with every chance they got, hoping to avoid being caught up in his drama. He has caught on as FA lets users know when they are being unwatched.
Just as predicted, he did bawwwlete his journal trying to hide his fail.
Quotes from the Dog Lover
The Faggotry Continues
Each day is just filled with more delightful info on our favorite retard. Trying to be smart, he gloats on his FA journal about putting up a new forum post that Dragoneer can not delete because it is not on FA. What he seems to be forgetting is that his journal is on FA and can be deleted. Not that it matters since he will probably do it himself anyway.
— Dracoguard being stupid again.
Did I mention the title of the journal was "The staff like to lie."?
His Forum Post
Back on his website forum, he started a new topic titled "Corrupt FurAffinity Staff?" with a poll up top for his users (I.e. nobody as no one actually registers) can decide if the FA staff is corrupt or not.
Take a look before he deletes it. Bawwwwwwleeted.
He makes various "corrections" to FA's Terms of Service such as:
—--Dracoguard on Code of Conduct
And lets not forget:
—--Dracoguard on Terms of Service
He ends it all with renaming the site "TrollAffinity.net".
Some argue, that the reason the staff is not helping him is because they have grown tired of his bullshit and that he is even more of a faggot than the other users on the site. Even more than Dragoneer.
The Trolls Attack
Having put up with Dracoguard's faggotry long enough, trolls began their attack on his userpage, spamming him mercilessly. This was not limited to only him, however; his e-boyfriend was not safe from their troll wrath.
—Dracoguard after having his ass handed to him.
Turns out his boyfriend has given up on the little twat for someone better than him and most likely not a dogfucker.
Seems the trolls have seen his repentance and ceased their attack on him, but Draco is far from safe.
BAWWWletion of his Gallery
Having been taught not to be a dumbass, Dracoguard got severely butthurt and deleted fucking everything in his gallery...well whatever was left. His journal is still up, though. He deleted the previous rage journals and put up a new one apologizing to the staff and trying to be nice.
—Dracoguard trying to be nice now.
The Attack Continues
By now, Dracoguard is shitting bricks as he has continued to be harrassed to no end. The lulz he is giving off is reaching massive levels and continues to rise. His Artist profile page was wiped and replaced with a challenge to Anonymous.
—Dracoguard being a cocky asshole.
His journal was replaced with a copy of his original artist profile, then proceeded to make a blank one to cover it up.
Due to his own blunder (or perhaps an attempt at being clever), Draco has revealed that his mate lied about having a RL boyfriend while talking with a troll. Whether this is true or not is unknown seeing as anything that comes out of his mouth can't be taken seriously. Or perhaps he has confirmed that his mate is such a massive whore that he has multiple boyfriends online and offline.
Regardless, Gonnir continues to maintain his innocence.
His grammar, however, is horrid.
In another act of stupidity, he dared the spammers to spam Dragoneer, which he then quickly removed.
Obsession with Asphyxiation
For some reason, Dracoguard is obsessed with Asphyxiation. He thinks she has been updating this article and carrying out all of the troll attacks on him. Although she did actually start the article with only 3 topics in it in total, this was back in 2008 and was then abandoned. Only recently Draco found the page thanks to a kind Anon and this sparked the insanity as seen above. Draco is too stupid to take time to learn how a Wiki works and figure out that ANYONE can edit and update an article. Apparently his pretend mate Gonnir thinks it is done by the same person, too. Here's a hint, spazface: most of the edits were done by a furfag and a troll named 'Bateleur/Blackeagle' and 'Troop69.' Meet your worst Internet enemies, faggot. Also, learn to check upload tags and crap if you want to know who did it.
Attack Against Dragoneer
The following is a journal that Dracoguard had put up after finding out that Dragoneer had blocked him, read his private notes and basically told him he does not like him. Yes, because of his constant petulance and douchebaggery, even Dragoneer got fed up with him.
Why he has not been banned from FA it is still a mystery; OH WAIT! However, some argue that it is because Dragoneer is too much of a pussy to actually use his admin powers even when presented with undeniable proof that Draco is a dogfucker.
Not acknowledging the fact that his furfaggotry is over 9,000, DracoGuard also goes onto attack anyone who criticizes him for his own short comings in an futile attempt to escape the fact that the furfag produces drama and lulz at an alarming rate.
He now has added a line to his shitty artist profile in response to his recent butthurt.
Dragoneer replied to his butthurt journal. But all records were deleted because everyone knows Dracoguard deletes journals when there is proof against him to cover his tracks. However, a quick prntscreen of the reply was all that is needed. He could delete all the journals he wants, but Anon knows how to save shit that not even Draco can mess with.
2nd Butthurt Journal.
Yes, another journal that was bawwleted by him. Fear not, for it has been saved by the power of screenshots! This time he complains about why another person has blocked him for a change. Dragoneer comes in and feeds the dumpster fire. Lulz ensue.
3rd Butthurt Journal
Apparently having been fed up with all the drama, he declared June 29, 2009 as the start of a whole month without drama. Nothing special about this journal...yet. We'll see how long this lasts.
Could this be the end to all the lulz that he has been generating? Has he finally smartened up and decided to stop acting like a cunt?
Could it be?! Could it be?! NOOOOO!!!!
Dracofag, in his previous butthurt journal, declared as of June 29, 2009 that he would commence a drama-free month. Unfortunately, the scaly pizza faced moron failed to ring in the new month with non-lulzy drama and made a journal about how his dog fucking ways aren't a form of animal abuse. This time Tara_Swift_Claw joins in as his White Knight defending Draco blindly while arguing that just because the information ended up here on ED and on Lulz.net that it therefore becomes void. PROTIP: ED chronicles the drama. If all this was faked there would be nothing to write about. Everything here is 100% true.
—Some idiot on ED
This idiot still doesn't get it in his head that there's video, picture, and text evidence proving that the sick fuck did, in fact, rape his dog. I mean, it doesn't get any better then him saying the video and photos were shopped when the retard changes his story every fucking time. Thanks to an
awesome average Anon, we have evidence of Draco's admittance to bestiality.
At this point, we must ask ourselves:
"Is this the end of the dramatic cycle?"
I fear it's only just begun.
Reported to the Feds
Dracoguard has had an official, confirmed complaint lodged against him via the IC3, or 'Internet Crime Complaint Center,' which is a subset of the FBI. His case will be forwarded to his local authorities. Hold your collective breath for his journal screaming about some friendly bacon visiting his property.
On 07.07.09, an officer from his county contacted the person who filed the IC3 complaint and a full report, complete with video, was issued. Super-sweet.
Also on 07.07.09, a lieutenant from the Arkansas State Police was given DracoGuard's video, address, name and phone number. They will be forwarding the case to the Benton County Sheriff's Office.
Again on 07.07.09, the Arkansas State Police have confirmed that the Benton County Sheriff's Office has opened a case regarding DracoGuard.
Dracoguard has blocked 90% of the users on furaffinity, so no new lulz will arise until the inevitable FBI complaint gets through. Great job, Dracoguard, simply saying "fuk u troll" and blocking the person (preventing any rebuttal) means you WIN the argument!! You sure showed those trolls!
He has also recently messaged some of his friends from the past in order to yiff with them.
UPDATE: Dracoguard was b&. Also his butthurt complain account (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/dracoguarddg/) was b& as well. He still has an old account (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/dracoguard2), but he has not used it for a long time anyway.
According to DracoGuard, he has several people working on ED, un-noticeably changing parts of this page. Which is obviously a lie as every change is documented in a wiki and vandalism can be easily spotted, no matter how small.
Apparently, after being talked to by the police, he explained that he wanted tests done to prove that he didn't really fuck his dog, "they examined the pics, found that they were taken with a camera I have never owned in my entire life and also found that the pictures were taken on a large TV." He still denies ever fucking his dog, even though the evidence is stacked against him. And don't forget most of his text was edited by hackers. Although his parents, knowing that he has been raping his dog for years, have taken his side.
Draco Still Around
Seems Dracoguard still hasn't learned his lesson and routinely demonstrates exactly how much of a fucking idiot he really is. He returned, just for a brief visit, before being B& again on FA. He returned on the account so aptly named "dragoneerdouche". His reason for this?
—Dracoguard, Doesn't realize he can't find Anonymous.
He better start preparing that gift. No doubt it will probably be more video of him trying to fuck a dog 'cause it worked out so well for him before when he sent it to some girl.
More Trolling? Really?
Well seems someone still wants to milk this lolcow which has pretty much dried up as he can't even reply and be stupid anymore. Plus he is awaiting to get V& anyway. A totally not obvious troll account named 14675ranchviewrdgarfieldarakad started plastering his dox all over Dracotard's friends' pages and possibly some random pages as well. He had left the account open with the password "qwerty". It was swiftly B& and the comments left on Dracoguards own page deleted by some admin, not that it will stop a few other users to leave whats on their mind. Now if only the admins actually do something to animal fuckers that openly support and declare they are animal fuckers.
In other news, even Dragoneer has had enough of this simpering asshole.
It can only be assumed that at this point DracoGuard is very, very lonely, looking only to the trolls as his only form of attention. In his new DA account, he's made five different journal entries so far,
but only ONE has gotten any comments. Deleted his journal entry. Wow, big surprise. Good thing we snagged it lol.
—Dracoguard on trolls, TOTALLY not starting any drama.
Like his shit on FA, most if not all his comments are blocked, both in his journal and his shouts page.
Alright, this is getting stupid
Dracoguard, as stupid as he is, keeps finding new ways to fuck himself even more. Here is his
xtube baleeted. that has him dildoing his ass. The funniest thing of all is that one of the tags attached to his video is 'big cock' YEAH RIGHT. His cock is about 2 inches long.
A Challenger Appears...
Recently, Dracoguard found his Akita with another husky beneath his porch. His dog probably wanted to keep her away from Draco for obvious reasons. The dog has several injuries to her teeth and tongue, though we can't yet confirm these injuries were caused by Dracoguard in a fierce act of jealousy for messing around with his beloved Akita. The last thing Draco needs is another bitch ruining his life.
The ever honest and thoughtful Dracoguard has started an online charity to help the poor animal get back on her feet, and while no one should give a dime to this fucking cocksucker, anything that would keep Dracoguard away from dogs is certainly a cause worth fighting for. All the details can be found in his new DA journal here.
—Dracoguard, STILL claiming those photos were shooped.
UPDATE! The trolls are still trollin', poor Dracofag has a $500 vet bill, and the bitch is fine.
—HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE'S AT IT AGAIN!!!
Gone at Last
On Wednesday Jan 13, 2010, Dracoguard issued an apology to everyone who he caused drama/lulz to and a statement of leave from the internet for good on his Deviantart journal and his crappy website that no one watches, except for his cult of white knights. This further concludes the article. In which, he could have avoided if he listened to the advice of his furry counter parts; nonetheless, gave us an unlimited amount of lulz in the process of this article.
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- Crusadercat - Another furry who rapes animals and puts it on the internet, aka the Catmongler
- Cory Williamson - Raped a dog to death, along with a toddler and got v&
- Dalavesta - Sick fuck rapes dogs, calls them lovers and gms your wow guild.
- PoeticIrony - A sick fuck, blown a dog, took pictures, and didnt get v&
- paradisefreedom Another sick fuck into dog cocks.
- Douglas Spink - Same as the above
- Shaun Ellis - "I want to live, like animals ..."
baleeted! baleeted too! win unless he does not add you.Never mind! Add as friend, Send message, then remove him as friend, result is instant His lame websiteGonna be deleted as soon as prepaid time runs out. gone, what a surprise... http://profiles.xtube.com/community/profile.php?user=DracoGuardthis was his xtube page...
- [email protected] His Gmail. Trollin' trollin' trollin'...
[email protected]- hasn't signed in for a month!
- Rinorex is one of Dracoguard's Butt Buddies, who recently lost his wallet
His Cybernations game accountbaleeted again! His Dragonadopters accountYou know what the strike means... Old Msn - [email protected]- hasn't signed in for a month! New FA - http://www.furaffinity.net/user/goldenblackdrake/
- New temp MSN - [email protected]
- And his WebSite didn't run out. Instead it's parked.
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