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|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
drp1zza (AKA Allan Ernest Caesar III) and brother of SilentRob, is yet another case of unfounded megalomania from the greasy taint that is YouTube's vlogger "community". Allan's a socially retarded 24 year old keyboard warrior and batshit trailer-trash Christfag who has high hopes for YouTube (and his Dad's eternal jobhunt). Allan has left a sizeable shitstain on the tubes with a 1000+ videos centered mostly on issues that bother him, with the odd train-wreck fit of aspie rage thrown in for good measure. The lulz have mostly sprung from Allan's decision to make "vlogs" though, as he tends to speak in a unintelligible, lethargic tone as if he's permanently drunk or chewing his own face while speaking. He lives in a double-wide on a steady diet of government cheese with his dad, and graduated from high school in 2007 at the age of 22. Allan is notable only for being the definition of white trash on YouTube.
For some reason Allan feels the need to show the world his glamorous life in the trailer park, but he originally began his video posting days as merely another YouTube nobody, shitting out professional wrestling fanboyism, and "play-by-play video game commentary videos". Alan eventually succumbed to the vlogging bug, though, and that's when the lulz began to gush. It wasn't long before Allan revealed himself to be a product of that demographic of America that considers a 'night on the town' dinner at McDonald's and drinking daddy's moonshine, and never minds dropping his thoughts on women. He eventually began posting lulzy rage videos and whiny and slurred commentaries about his pathetic life and/or whatever his seratonin deprived brain could manage at any given time. In doing so, he also eventually revealed the obvious: that he was an IRL aspie.
When he's not sucking Sxephil's cock extensively, he can be caught attempting to goad anon in a series of bawwwfests about trolls, whining about why he hates women and minorities, about how the entire world is out to get him, or threatening to " take down" ED. The only real exposure to the YouTube mainstream Allan has ever received, though, has been due to his incessant whining about "haters" and people making fun of his mongoloid-like appearance and speech.
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Signs of PDD:
- General delay in language/speech ✔
- Verbosity ✔
- Motor clumsiness ✔
- Pedantic ✔
- Intense preoccupation with a narrow subject
Note: It's important to remember that autism is often genetically inherited from parents, especially fathers.
Allan's Lulzy Ragequit
Allan was optimistic that he was going to break free of the social, financial and genetic constraints that put him where he is after he decided to try his hand at the local community college. Things often don't work out for Allan though, and after a shitload of crying about how hard it was he later revealed that he was because he was matter-of-factly IRL stalking a girl on campus. He became suicidal as a result, and after several videos where he raged about teh wiminz, he posted a video out of the blue dropping dox on an "ex-girlfriend" from years ago that wanted nothing to do with him (most likely some random chick who turned his psycho ass down years ago in highschool). Allan closed up shop shortly thereafter around the end of February, 2008.
Unfortunately, Allan never did the right thing or learn anything from the numerous self-pwns and footbullets. After begging YouTube to re-open his account he returned about a month later to eat up more YouTube bandwidth to shit out moar of his nonsense and bigoted faggotry. Since his return he mostly just spammed the same asinine bullshit as before, with the occasional lulzy stupor-like fucktarded faggotry as always, thankfully. But, all things considered, Allan is one of the more potent examples of the psychotic Youtuber. He is a true lolcow as he has shown the propensity to manifest his ineffectual e-rage via lulzy train-wreck videos, although it's unclear if he'll ever limit break again and let his inner-Jeffrey Dahmer out. But trolling is highly encouraged so as to increase the lulz factor by reminding him of the festering pile of dogshit that his life is.
Reaction to Wikification
When Allan discovered his ED article he went into an expected fit of aspie rage and made the following video in haste, shortly before closing his account...
Although Allan leaving the tubes (again) was probably a good thing in the long run, since he ate up shitloads of bandwidth with his constant spam and meaningless noise, his hasty exit also greatly decreased the lulz factor. Allan disappeared from the tubes altogether so whether he'll decide to return again and bring us lulz is yet to be seen, although it's probably safe to assume he's still a perma-virgin, not employed, and definitely not of sound mind.
Allan reopened his account (again). All his old videos have been removed, but judging by history he'll probably start spamming his rage sometime soon.
Allan's account was "suspended" by YouTube not long after, most likely because he called another user a nigger yet again so somebody gave him a taste of his own medicine and flagged his ass. >Whether he resurfaces on another account and continues to spam the tubes with more of his lulzy meltdown videos, faggy flame wars and assburger retardism remains to be seen. lol jk, they always come back.
Allan made his return to YouTube (yet the fuck again but there's a reason) under a new account name
(BANNED) due to a troll recent poser account named (also now banned). lulz expected.
Big surprise he ran away again, but not before threatening to sue ED. FUCKING LOL.
Since being scared off JewTube and the interwebz; Allan spends his time on Xbox Live doing the same exact shit he did on YouTube: Bitch and moan.
- Apparently he has come back to Youtube again, and has been hiding under the alias PLEEZENinja. He's even uploaded videos of him playing Street Fighter against his cat. Check out his videos, still full of the aspie trailer trash fail like the other ones. UPDATE: That account has now been closed, after an argument over Street Fighter on XBOX live.
- Dr. Pizza then pulled a PLOTTWIST! and now approves his own ED Article. Mainly because he realized if shitheads didn't create this. He would of probably ended up locked up in an Asylum for being a Psychopath. As a result, he grew the fuck up. And thanks you for this, and agrees that his vid's are lulz worthy.
- Dr. Pizza changed his xbox live gamertag from Allan Caesar to D0ntTaseM3Br0 . fucking faggot
A Mass Effect thread on a Jew.was posted by Allan in a
This moral choice added +17 to his Renegade status.
The post was soon deleted and Drp1zza, who watches this article like a fucking hawk, decided to godhand this little piece of history from existence:
Our Detectives first noted that drp1zza, a redneck, was probably taking crack, or some other poor person's drug. Thus, is could be assumed that Sammy the Cat was also a user, and may have been infected by a dirty needle.
Friends and onlookers have come out to say that Sammy was involved in massive sexual orgies, sometimes lasting days, depending what drugs he was taking at the time. We all know gaysex is an excellent way to spread AIDS, so ED Detectives have not ruled out the possibility of promiscuous cat sex being the cause.
We all know drp1zza is a little funny in the head, and he did love Sammy a little too much. Therefore, it is fair to conjecture that drp1zza, deranged from AIDS, has been fucking Sammy for some time, and thus infecting him too. These are troubled times.
Perhaps Sammy had a fetish for drinking blood, and just maybe he drank one too many vials of "bad blood", resulting in an AIDS infection. Some might like to point fingers at drp1zza forcing Sammy to sit through audiobooks of Twilight with him, but we also cannot rule out the extreme lifestyle that was forced on the cat led to the thin edge of the wedge, getting a lot fatter.
Unfortunately, drp1zza's nonchalant reaction to feline AIDS probably caused the violent, excruciating death of his beloved kitty-cat. We at the ED Justice Department denounce his "LOL MASS EFFECT 2" treatment, suggesting such cruel and unusual punishment of a sick cat should not go unpunished. Here, at EncyclopediaDramatica, we take animal cruelty very, VERY seriously and think everyone should go here and dump any dox of his you can find.
—drp1zza, at least he got 'Adolf Hitler' right.
We wish you luck, and hope you have an ace Attorney at LOL.
Otherwise known as "why you need an Attorney at LOL", drp1zza accepted the courteous invitation to attend a chat on IRC. Not thinking ahead, and full of hubris, drp1zza charged in and was directed to #wiki, where all the cool kids hang out. This little excursion however, cost him a permaban:
- Would like to assure you he's not racist. Does so by issuing dubious disclaimers before calling someone a black person or a Mexican.
- Overt misogynist.
- Unemployed and lives in a trailer on welfare with his dad.
- Despite being twice as retarded, Chris chan is probably smarter and manages to speak clearer than drp1zza.
- Tends to attack random morons on YouTube, then promptly apologizes for doing so. Has almost made a science of contradicting himself and backpedaling, often within the same video, occasionally mid-sentence.
- Often reminds his viewers that his Mom just died
- Has Aspergers Syndrome IRL.
- From Saginaw, Michigan. Dropped out of Reese High School.
- Graduated High School at the age of 22.
- Has been known to troll chat rooms searching for weak under-aged girls to piss in a cup on cam for him.
- professional wrestling fanboi.
- Insane Christian.
- Frequently uses the shittiest quality webcam for uploading his tripe.
- Enjoys showing his ass on cam.
- Can be spotted abusing memes.
- Hasn't managed to figure out paypal yet .
- Voted for Obama so he can call the president a nigger .
- Enjoys watching girls piss
- Enjoys filing DMCAs on YouTube like most butthurt aspies.
- Will sic a fictional e-lawyer on you if you upset him
- Had a shitty Video Game Wrestling league
- Closes said shitty wrestling league for various reasons, usually because a black person moved into his trailer park
- Constantly begs for money and also cried on webcam when Paypal "fucked him over". Has been known to ask for money for games and cigarettes for his dad, thus recently earning the nickname "White trash Allan".
- Chose to purchase the $69.99 Mass Effect Collector's Edition over paying a veterinarian bill for his sick, dying cat.
- Highly Intelligent
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- Was a part of an NHL94 Online league in 2010 where he became angry at a mod named Sungod after being disciplined for swearing during his play-by-play calling of a game. He was soon after beaten in a league regular season game and was enraged so he posted pain olympics, tubgirl, and the such all over the forums and deleted the league he was helping run. He was banned from the community indefinitely.
- On aim: drp1zza
- On Steam: drp1zza - fucking LOL. He deleted all the info and set the profile to private. drfail is deleting fucking everything!!!!!
- On Yahoo: steveyzerman1964
- On Skype: drp1zza
- On xfire: drp1zza
- His Steam id: STEAM_0:1:11428859
- His Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Dr._Pizza. Still Active and Still being warned...
- DOX: Current dox Give him a shout!
Closed. - Allan's dad on the internets (No, SRSLY)
- Chismah - Actually KNEW this person, but Drp1zza now is dropping DOX on him because he finds Chismah and his friend Bill to be the most pathetic people he's seen on Youtube all year besides Jessi Slaughter.
- Deleting your YouTube videos
- Mass Effect
- Nerd rage
- SilentRob - DrP1zza is not really his brother, but IRL despises him and is actually friends with BooKitty. And he vomits insides his mouth that he was ever anywhere psycho like him.
- Taking Down ED
- Allan's new Twitter NEW TWITTER!
- His Steam account (info deleted, set to private. lulz) UPDATE: Profile set to private, scramble text put into profile; account abandoned.
- Xfire profile
- X360a Profile
- Yahoo! Answers profile
- XBox 360 Achievements
- NEW Xbox live Gamertag.
- Webshots profile
- Perfect people photo site
- Wikipedia profile
- Second Wikipedia profile page
- Bring back Sonic The Hedgehog - No DQ petition
- Allan's Championship Wrestling League
- Allan's board 8 baseball myspace page
- Allan's Board 8 Baseball wikia
- Aurora Black Panthers Baseball - run by Allan Caesar III.
- Unknownworlds Profile
- IGN board profile
- Second gaiaonline profile
- IGN game list
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