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DarksydePhil 
dspgaming, (Phillip Burnell), AKA the self-proclaimed "King of Hate" is the living embodiment of everything wrong with todays' gaming in video format and the arch-enemy of /v/ as well as a professional David Brent look-a-like. He also looks like a shaved bear with downs syndrome, but we can't decide which he resembles more.
He's known for being a hypocritical, money-whoring, borderline-retarded, obese, disgusting, misanthropic man-child with a fake crippled back who can't play games without being an insufferable cunt, even if his life depended on it. Oh wait, it actually does!
If Tom Preston is the king of delusional washout hacks and Chris-Chan is the king of basement-dwelling retards, DSP has to be the king of untalented, pathological liar scrubs with USI. Think ZackScott with greater Tourettes, poorer than you, double-standards copyright law interpretation, and using the same inspiring gameplay strategies that your local virgin Youtube teenagers use with their webcams.
No matter how much you think you suck at video games, you will never be as big a scrub as DSP.
Click here to see how he mangles every single videogame - 'This Is How You Don't Play'
Rise to "fame"
At the end of 2008, with the advent of YouTube, Mr.Phil started recording videos of him playing Street Fighter 4 Online with a view on his TV, using a shitty camera.
More than 60% of the time he would get his ass kicked and lose the match. Now this wouldn't be anything special, if it wasn't for the fact that he acts like a complete mongoloid every time he plays, no matter if he's winning or losing. This attitude has not changed up to this day.
Once upon a time he won 4th place in a Street Fighter tournament that was using a broken PS1 port, placing underneath a threesome of Japanese otaku. Afterwards, he declared himself the "Top US Super Turbo player" (despite the absence of several big name players protesting the platform change) and the "King of Hate". The actual truth behind this name is, that the hosts of the tournament called Phil that way because he was one of those players that would smash his controller in anger, run out of the game booth screaming, with the controller cable sliding behind him on the floor. Or just plainly get annoying to a point where he is almost disqualified from playing. That one placing he won supposedly was his "lifetime achievement". Full story here 
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Ever since he started making videos, he uploaded about more than 28,000(!!!) videos on his channel dspgaming and created countless other channels with thousands of videos to whore out as much money as possible from YouTube. If you ever searched for a Street Fighter gameplay video, chances are you came across this "King of Scrubs".
DSP is a Scrub
If somebody else wins, it's cheating. If he wins, his opponent is not worthy for his fighting game expertise and they suck.
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Traits & Abilities
- Incredibly obnoxious voice.
- Has a very grating and squeaky singing voice that'll make you beg for a chalkboard nail-filer or a noose.
- Constantly burps, snorts & farts while recording gameplay.
- Downright retarded.
- Constantly makes a PFFFFFFFTFTFTTF noise that makes you want to perforate your ear drums.
- Every time a woman shows up, be it a half-naked hooker or a well-dressed female scientist, he will ALWAYS start doing embarrassing sex jokes.
- Filmed both his television and his computer screen for 4 years, because he is the laziest piece of shit known to man. He couldn't figure out how to use FRAPS and a microphone simultaneously. The viewer therefore has to deal with all the annoying room/controller/keyboard noises.
- No editing what so fucking ever.
- Wasting everyone's time and padding out his pre-streams with narcissistic bullshit stories about his boring ass life no one wants to sit through.
- Being a drama queen the size of Mount Rushmore.
- A first glance at his face will give you AIDS.
- Either grinds for pointless achievements, abuses known game bugs to make the game easier for him, or gets stuck at specific parts for hours that even the dumbest casual gamer could solve faster.
- Hates cut-scenes, always talks into or skips them.
- Ignores all hints and obvious signs.
- Doesn't give a shit about the story or world of a game.
- Has never said anything funny or interesting, EVER.
- Nothing is ever his fault.
- Pissing off the entire internet.
Things he repeatedly spews out
- I'M PRESSING BUTTONS! - Him trying to do a combo or just basic moves in a game.
- I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING! - Usually blames the game while randomly pressing buttons.
- I'M BLOCKING! - Wishful thinking.
- I DIDN'T DO THAT - Blatant lying
- CAN'T DO THAT! - Him, being too stupid to figure out a button combination.
- CAN'T DO ANYTHING (ABOUT THAT)! - Him giving up.
- OH MY GOD! - You'll hear him say this line more often than in all porn of the world combined.
- FUCKING ONLINE GAMING! - Him blaming lag for being total shit at a game.
- HE'S AWFUL! - Almost every time he says this line, combined with 'SCRUB', he gets his ass kicked.
- ONLINE PLAY ONLY THE SHITTY MAY APPLY! - Moments before getting pwned.
- FUCKING SCRUB! - He shouts this one as if he has tourettes.
- HAHAHA/AH-AH-AH! - Either laughing about his own terrible jokes (Note: He's always alone) or for no reason at all.
- OKAY - Words cannot describe how much this scrotum-faced retard uses this word. You will hear it in every second sentence when he tells every little detail about his life. OKAY!
- LITERALLY - He overuses this words when he tries to point out some "game bug" or something "unfair" happened to him ingame and he can't find other words to explain it.
- DEFINITIVE - How the fuck can a person overuse such a specialized word. There's a possibility that Dumbfuck-Phil has absolutely no idea what he's trying to say with this word, at all.
- THE BOTTOM LINE - Every time he tries to conclude his idiotic statements, you will hear this.
- WHAAAAAAT? - ...
DSP's brand of "humor"
DSP learned early on about "humor at the expense of others", but like with gaming, chose to skip the subtle nuances and basic guidelines and instead use whatever he thought was funny. Unfortunately for the world, what Phil thinks is funny is stupid beyond reason. Here's a list of it:
- Insult everyone unironically and claim it was just a joke. When comedians use humor at the expense of someone, they usually stick to political or celebrity satire, because the persons involved rarely find need to rebut jokes, and even then, any genuine insult is minimal. If they're bold, they may poke fun at people they know in their personal lives, or otherwise simply describe an undesirable type of person ambiguously enough that people that could be associated with the joke would be able to detach enough to be unoffended. Phil instead decides to openly troll entire races, cultures, countries, homosexuals, the opposite sex, and fanbases (including his own). If anyone takes offense to his humor, he actively mocks them for being butthurt. He has no remorse for what he says, no matter how many people it offends and will defend himself to the literal death.
- Obscenity and profanity without tact. Not much to say about this. If Phil can compare anything with the slightest chance of innuendo, he will make jokes about penises, boobs, sex, and the like. The chance of it actually being witty is nonexistent. He also believes if he says "fuck you" to something enough, that makes it funnier.
- Retard comparisons. If Phil can find a "joke" in saying something serious looks vaguely like something silly, often to the point of obscenity mentioned above, he will repeat it endlessly when possible.
- Singing like a dumbass. BA-NAH-NAH NYEOW-NYEOW, BA-NAH-NAH NYEOW-NYEOW. NAH-NAH NYAH-NYAH A-NAH-NAH NYAH-HYAH. It gets worse during his Kingdom Hearts playthrough. Brace your childhoods.
- Gratuitous game violence. DSP thinks being an asshole is funny, far past the point where the novelty would have worn off. In open world games like GTA, he takes a sick pleasure in being an absolute prick, no matter what the end result.
- Jokes about suicide and rape. There are no words. Except to say that none of them were funny.
- Laughing at his own jokes. Any person who enjoys a decent amount of comedy will tell you that laughing at your own jokes is a terrible habit that will end up ruining the impact of the joke itself. Phil has laughed at every form of his so-called "humor" listed above, including the offensive ones.
- Laughing at things that have no humor value to begin with. It's unclear if these moments are Phil laughing his retard hyena laugh for the events on screen, or if that's the sound of him literally dying inside.
DSP's audience is mostly comprised of tweens who haven't developed a proper sense of humor to move onto better channels with better wit. If children are our future, DSP is the Terminator of wiping out human decency. If you meet a fan who thinks DSP is entertaining, but hasn't been tainted by his terrible taste, show them some real comedy.
DSP the "Average Gamer" and his psycho analysis
DSP and PC Gaming
DSP money and Adblock
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Kojima World Order
As you normally expect from a DSP video, he ignored every hint, made every obnoxious sex joke as many times as possible, and couldn't do the simplest Boss fights without taking several hours sometimes. He fucking sucked so bad at playing these games, it has become legendary.
Many trolls made fun of DSP which made him cry about it so much that he kept making videos about them. Yes ladies and gentlemen, the man who calls himself the KING OF HATE can't withstand hate. Some YouTube videos exposed every single problem in his MGS "Let's Plays".
He started with the second game and then the third and then he played the first Metal Gear Solid ... he sure knows when to pick up a series because it won't make any problems understanding the plot.
This is how you DON'T play MGS1
This is how you DON'T play MGS2
This is how you DON'T play MGS3
This is how you DON'T play MGS4
DSP Tries it
"DSP Tries It" is a pathetic attempt to show that DSP had a chance in life. This autistic, bum-tumbling, scrotum licking, necrophiliac is a complete fuckhole induced with a strange addiction and tendency of pissing people off and generally being an anus. Someone who is both complete shit at video games and a money-sucking fuckwit should not be allowed to have a YouTube channel. Who's idea was it to let a fat middle-aged pitiful excuse for a man "review" axe bodywash in the shower while playing with his own penis. This failed abortion should not let us know about his odd fetishes and anger-issue habits. It's that fucking simple, yet so fucking hard for him to understand.
When it's about food, he will talk out of his ass about vitamins, lettuce & nourishment, all while shoving down a greasy 1500 calories burger and eating with his mouth wide open and talking at the same time. Let's not forget the absolutely vile and loud munching noises.
When it's about normal items like a plunger, he will take years explaining incorrectly what it's good for and how it works and waste everyone's time.
When it's about hygiene products or his house tour ... even ogrish.com has less repulsive things to offer.
Videos of Phil's outstanding failures in life
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The "girlfriend"
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Leanna "PandaLee" Hangen is an underage, self-confessed nymphomaniac retard that Phil adopted from somewhere in Asia, and is now being used as his personal fuck-doll, when he isn't busy ejaculating to his own ego. Phil is actually old enough to be her dad, which would be physically impossible as Phil doesn't have any testicles, so adoption is the only solution for this fusion of retardation. UgandaLee also has a gaming channel, and if you thought that Phil was the most obnoxious person in the world... Well, he still is, but Leanna is a very close second. She is almost as big of a failure at playing video games as Pedophil. She was first shown in a valentine's video of DSP, where he presented her like a doll, which she basically is. Ever wondered why DSP is suddenly 100x times more of an annoying asshole than before? Turns out he's pussywhipped by this annoying bitch, mooching off his "e-fame" and bossing him around because he'll never do better. Also, she has a soap fetish.
Dumb as a brick and not even remotely visually appealing, PandaLee is a gold-digging, untalented, humorless, soulless monstrosity. She has about as much character as a braindead ghetto hooker. Since it is suggested that she's autistic, her state of mind is that of a 12 year old, except that she's also dead inside and has no skills or talents, whatsoever. If you ever see her show any sort of empathy or emotion, except for a pair of stupid hamsters, let us know.
Since she refuses to see the benefits of higher education, and hates the idea of spending her own money for college, the normal way out would be getting a job... well, not for her. PandaLee is too lazy / too fucking stupid to get a job of her own, so instead she relies on Phil giving her everything she wants, be it an entire fucking house in a gated community on the other side of the continent, ugly, expensive paintings, hamsters or just about anything. Her gaming channel is dead, yet she saw the need to get her own office in the same house for live streaming. This is funny, because her gaming PC was dead for over a year because she didn't find a way to repair the START BUTTON of the computer. It's very obvious that she has as much to do with gaming as DSP does with honesty.
Her plan all along was to use Phil as a guinea pig and as an unlimited cash cow to fund her shitty soap business project, going so far as manipulating him to move to Florida first until she discovered Washington legislation is more relaxed when it comes to stupid ideas like hers (Because deciding to make a newly found hobby your main source of dough in just 11 days is nothing short of retarded). Yes you read it right, she intends to make it her only income!
Currently she's just waiting for the bank to approve her business account when she hasn't even paid to trademark her shit. Hint hint. For more info on her soap mismanagement, look into the "Gallery of a whore"!
Of course Phil white-knights her in his Kingdom Hearts stream when she starts a riot in his Twitch chat with her soap obsession and saying Kingdom Hearts is stupid(Still the same game Pedophil is playing, mind you, showing her true feelings for him as well), and she gets off scot-free, while at the same time cutting off his chat to sub-only (Which was pretty much no one, cause who subs on Twitch nowadays? And who pays to subscribe?) and the same people that held his hand throughout the game. Which pretty much meant the uber-scrub was on his own. See the proof in 1:04:40 of this video: http://youtu.be/2NF1TiLFX1Q?t=1h4m40s
 How Phil fell in love with her
 Like a pro
 How she treats Phil's friends
 Massaga five dorrah
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This whole trainwreck relationship is some kind of ungodly arranged marriage between a fat, greasy, italian New Englander who plays video games and wears cowboy hats and an attention whore who tries to combine cutesy with repeating another sex joke 5 times every 2 minutes. Basically, if Shane Dawson got a girlfriend, this would have been his match.
Aside from being a completely self-absorbed bitch and camwhore, nobody likes her. Nobody. Not even the DSP fans. If you want to piss off DSP, just say something bad about his prostitu... "girlfriend", and watch him explode.
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Fantards
Given this is the internet we're talking about, even the fat fuck has people that think he's the shit and gobble up everything he says. Some of them mimic him to the point where nobody is allowed to have laughs at the expense of a person denser than any black hole, so they take the ball away and go home. Here are two of them.
- "PowBlockGaming" - This guy is an embarrassment to mankind and he actually took the time to make a 21 fucking minute video explicitly saying that he idolizes DSP and looks up to the lazy bastard as a role model. That is fucked up and retarded even by DSP fantard standards and the fucker is even wearing a DSP T-shirt to complete the massive dickriding here. He's also balls buddies with KGhaleon, as evidenced by the comments he left on the video in question.
- "Eden's Cross" - the OG
Eden's Cross aka UmbranAlchemist is a white knight of the worst kind, defending Phil's every mouth diarrhea, up to and including Phil whining about his parents not buying him the first print of a toy... and yes, he argued about that shit in his thirties. Of course, everything that Eden seemed to have taken out of it was that parents aren't supposed to refuse you your wishes and blow sugar up your ass instead.
He gets a special mention because even Phil almighty in all his narcissism and need for attention told him to shut up. Great job there, buddy.
Another point of interest: He brags about his enrollment in animation school but spends 8 hours a day white knighting Phil and picking fights with weeaboos. Say hello to the next Tom Preston!
- "KGhaleon" - Eden's Cross' Evolution
Eden's Cross was bad. KGhaleon was so bad Eden's Cross told him to stuff it and man up.
KGhaleon started like your average white knight, standing in for his Lord and Savior and missing the point of pretty much everything any of Phil's detractors have to offer. That alone wouldn't make him worth even a throwaway sentence, but then he went full retard.
While suffering of a period despite being a man, KG thought it'd be a brilliant idea to try and dox somebody from the brigade of people exposing his bullshit... by posting his IP address. Of course, when members of the KWO called him out on it, he deleted the tweet and called them hypocrites - because potentially revealing somebody's location is apparently on the same level as putting together some of Phil's gameplay footage for the lulz. Predictably finding no approval by the mean people on Twitter, Ghaleon took the war to Phil's forums - and was promptly called out there, too.
Yes, fans of the greasy pig thought KG's actions was bad for their image. Of course, instead of using his brains for five seconds and realizing he turned up the retard switch, he bawwwed for a bit and then ragequit the forums. He's also connected to several malicious hacking attacks against the KWO: 
dspositive.tumblr.com/KG
Also, just to round up the loser quota, he's a brony and almost 30, thereby proving once more that merely being an adult on the internet doesn't prevent you from acting like a foulmouthed child on a sugar rush.
To his minor credit, he has been vocal about Phil's recent Bullshit involving his shitty Project 7 being canceled after his fans paid him $1250. For his previous loyalty, his comments on Phil's cancellation video where deleted and he's shunned by Phil and the other fantards. Showing that Phil will throw you away as soon as you aren't sucking his tiny dick.
Honorable Mentions - Meet Phil's crew of white knights
- Mashinka21 - Is he a DSP fan? Is he a DSP detractor? No idea, but he is a fucking moron. DSP may be the king of hate, but this guy's the king of analogies. You got a logical, well thought out argument? Here comes Mashinka to derail the entire thread with posts that make absolutely no sense to anybody.
How does this genius come up with this shit?
- Timboslice - Confirmed racist homophobe who believes he has a moral high ground against's Phil's "no-life jealous tween haters" while using personal attacks as a form of argument. Quote: "Go back to Mexico, fag." He is no longer defending Phil thank God since he was fucked over by the manchild and has been calling him out on his bullshit since.
- Kamran Mackey - Squeaker supreme who believes Phil's $3000 PC should be capable of running games at 200fps. Poster boy for DSP's underaged audience.
- Micah Walbridge - Faceless opportunist white knight that interjects into Twitter conversations that he believes he can undermine people with 5th grade debate tactics and a belief that DSP is a good person who needs defending for the sake of being defended.
- WiseNate/KainBringingthePain - Two faced little cunt and one of the guys behind Gamer Talk Live who Phil told to go die once now trying to suck Phil's dick and even having a DSP emote when making his retarded, inbred hick ass known on the stream chat. Banned a fellow by the name Fred Fuchs prior to this and that also got him into a shitstorm.
- Jamie Scoins - Possibly one of the biggest sycophants of Phil ever. If Phil were to punch someone in the face and he tried to make up lies about it in one of his videos, it's 100% certain that Scoins would kiss Phil's ass 100 times over to the point of nausea. He blindly agrees with everything Phil does no matter what like a sheep.
- Thedoctor5437 - A Dr. Who fanboy and pedophile who white knights Phil 24/7 and even tried to copy him in some of his piss poorly made, shitty ass videos on YouTube. Can't even fucking cook pork for shit let alone make anything edible for a cat to eat. Gave one of his awful looking meals "tree" out of five making him a bigger retard than Phil normally is.
- icureditwithmybrain - One of Phil's most prolific bootlicking mods and drones. He's a manbaby who literally has 0 fucking life outside of having his whole world revolve around modding for Phil and only made his Twitter page to tweet shit to Phil. That's pretty pathetic even for a fanboy and really shows how much of a mancrush he has on the pig. Even after all that drama that went on over at The King of Hate Forums, the guy decided to continue to stick to Phil like glue.
- GamerJLee - Everybody has atleast one redneck, backwater fan. This is DSP's! Being the whiteknight he is, he posted a video defending DSP and really sticking it to the h8rz and then promptly took it down because everyone made fun of his speech problem. Not to be "tooken" seriously.
- averagegamer277 - Poster boy for DSP fans. Got rekt by some dudes on twitter after he was found riding the DarkSydePenis. Average describes him perfectly.
- Wanglord - Hypocritical, flip flopping assclown whose sister Phil insulted before the collapse of the old forums now once again licking Phil's Axe Body detailer smelling balls like the faggot he is and giving him Patreon suggestions on the new forums. Stockholm Syndrome must run in the family of Phil's dicklickers. Hell, the motherfucker even had his name on the agreement that Phil broke. This just in, he's also a pedophile. Is anyone really shocked?
- Joseph Collins - Backstabbing weasel who tattletaled on the Sons of Kojima and got their hangout thread locked over at The King of Hate Forums by the overweight, obese Judge Dredd wannabe. He's another loser white knight that goes back and forth from wanting to give DSP a blowjob and hating his fucking guts.
- The Mighty Onyx - Dumbass from out of nowhere who helped Phil rebuild his shitty forums and has become just as an authoritarian twat as he is, deleting threads and banning people left and right. Claims to be studying computer programming yet the website he came up with looks like a 5 year old did it.
- darksouls259 - This motherfucker takes the cake for being one of the biggest mongoloid idiots out there who happens to follow Philly Boy around. Not only does he defend Phil 24 hours a day, but his lunatic ramblings are so incoherent that it's almost impossible to tell what the fuck this mushmouth is trying to say. He's so delusional that he named himself "The New King of Hate" on Twitter. Good luck with that, scrub in training.
The inevitable end of the leeching cockroach
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The manchild dun goofed badly in just one week. Let's recap all the dumb shit that this retard ended up doing in the fall 2014, there's enough content for a whole book to be written about just how badly DSP fucked up. But since every wiki-reader is a TLDR faggot, we go straight to the point.
In a nutshell:
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Getting caught playing WWE Supercard and arguing with people on the 2K Forums rather than "stirring the sauce" as the dumb fuck would put it. PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT DEAD PAKISTANI CHILDREN SO HE CAN PROFIT FROM THE AD REVENUE!.
- Pissing off all of his mods in the process, by deciding to destroy his whole Twitch.tv community just so he could stream his shitty, quality "kaaantent" on YouTube at 1080p / 60 fsp, taking the lazy way out instead of trying to edit his garbage. Subsequently, the mods decided to walk out on him after the pig broke the agreement that they made by banning one of the mods on the website. Then, as a result of someone taking over the website and demoting the greasy bastard, Philly Boy gets banned from his own forums and gets rekted so much in a single night faster than you can say "salsa verde." Of course, a fantard by the name of The Mighty Onyx helped Phil regain control of the website and shut it down and eventually they were able to create a new godawful looking website and forum that looks like something out of the fucking 90s in the worst possible way, especially coming from someone that claims to have studied computer programming. Prior to the website relaunch, they were also using a really outdated IRC chat as a replacement for the stream chat on Twitch where you can see the IP addresses of others and where you can find maximum asskissing, minimum truth. On top of that, the manchild set up a decoy stream chat on YouTube for all the "haters" to go to while still banning people there who call him out on his shit for the sake of getting more views on his videos. Good going, you dumb fuck.
- Disabling the chat on YouTube.
- STILL blaming everyone under the fucking sun for his misfortunes, especially with what happened on the King of Hate Forums.
- Stealing paid Twitch's subscribers hard earned money and not bothering to give them a goddamn refund, further exposing himself as the con man he is.
- Unfollowing his last "real-life" friend John Rambo on Twitter after not being invited to Rambo's podcast and reading his private cell phone messages out loud in front of everyone. The worst part about this is that the inconsiderate asshole decided to unfollow him on Thanksgiving, confirming that they've parted ways for good.
- Ebegging on Patreon after he said repeatedly that he would never take donations again. His Patreon is such a disaster that a lot of the donations he's been able to get have been from his own critics and on top of that, the mongoloid idiot calls the people who are subscribers "Patreons" rather than "Patrons." On top of that, the fake Patreon that used the link that he uses now for his even looked much more professional than the lazily put together one that's up. The King of Massive Fuck Ups never fails to expose himself and sabotage so many of his endeavors.
- Phil presented a goal on his Patreon that if he received $1250, he would revive Project 7 (the shitty skit show he tried to do, but his friends were to embarrassed by to continue), and promised to have at least a teaser out by August. Needless to say, he did not. In fact, he canceled Project 7 altogether, and refuses to refund his patrons. He openly mocks people who are asking for refunds and saying he broke Patreon's TOS, saying "Get Over it" and "That's life, grow up". His reason for this is because playing video games would take up so much of his time, that he would never be able to balance the 5-6 hours he spends on video games and the rest of the time doing fucking nothing. In short, He might not have his Patreon for long.
Twitch and Pandalee vs. Uber-Scrub
Later on, he finally fucked up enough to get Twitch to tell him to fuck off if he didn't shape up. As standard with DSP, he gives no amount of shit about any rules, like with ad-ridden pre- and post-stream segments with no gameplay, and before he moved to his new condo, his final ending stream was playing nothing but copyrighted music and movies, such as:
- Bill And Ted (MGM Studios)
- The Muppet Movie (The Henson Company)
- And a Twisted Sister music video (Warner Music Group)
We don't think Twitch would like them breathing down their throats, would they?(Even though Twitch has banned people that did the same thing he did, which planted the idea that DickSuckerPhil was a special kind of guy). So with one final "fuck it", his channel was gone by November. But actually, that wasn't the reason why his channel disappeared. Before that, he said he deleted it cause Twitch told him to "reduce his streaming rate" as it needed to be below 3500Kb to accommodate consoles and iPods, and he refused cause he wouldn't be able to stream his H-Dee 1080pee 400 FPS quality gameplay anymore if he did, but we all know why he really left. However, upon more research, it's been proven that was not the case, because he didn't even leave and remove the channel himself! The CWCki thread linked at the bottom of this article said that it was actually Pandalee that shut it down herself after an argument with Phil on the channel! Looks like the money is getting to be less worth it the longer she stays with him if she deliberately wanted to break into Phil's Twitch account and shut it down. There goes another source of income for the obese cow of a human and another website to add to the list of ones he's been b& from, including a permab& from Blip for his "anti-Semitic remarks" during the Dead Space 2 demo when he called the enemies Jews and himself a Nazi, and his own forums because of vengeful troll mods. To this day, he hasn't found another streaming site to host his crap outside of Youtube's glitchy, freezing mess of a streaming service, and as his income dwindles, his days with Pandalee are growing more numbered as she grows more annoyed and greedy for her adult soap business.
Have fun working at Burger King and filing for bankruptcy after this, you disgusting pig. Karma's a bitch, isn't it?
False Flags
Jealous of how many more views the TIHYDP videos get than his own content, greedy Phil decided to start flagging videos from the likes of Loophole572 and Renegade Operative and had the audacity to deny what he did when people kept showing him evidence of what he did. Loophole572 wants to take Phil to court and despite this, the fatass kept flagging videos and abusing copyright and fair use law in the process. Ironically, Phil's making his own watered down TIHYDP videos himself so it really shows how much of a hypocritical faggot he really is. Phil is also at risk at losing his entire channel if these flags backfire on him. Nice going, idiot.
Phil Gets Flagged
In August of 2015, some guy called Jackie Chin who made a shitty intro for DSP's vlog channel decided it would be lulzy to claim copyright on all of the videos that Phil used his intro in. Naturally, Phil had a shitfit over this, as he had to remove a bunch of his videos from both his gaming channel and his vlogging channel, deal with a bunch of red tape regarding counter-claiming the copyright claims, and was also temporarily barred from livestreaming on his vlogging channel. A couple of days later, another "sociopath' called BeAwesomeOne filed another copyright claim against one of Phil's pre-stream videos that had used a piece of artwork made by BeAwesomeOne. Once again, Phil started bawwwing as he had to remove every video of his pre-streams that existed on his channel, as all of them had a bunch of artwork submitted by other people. This added up to well over 600 videos.
While these claims didn't manage to take Phil down completely, they did fuck Phil in a number of other ways. According to Phil (so this could potentially be all bullshit), since he gets paid per view, in the month of August Youtube noted that he had lost a ton of views by deleting all of those videos, and so didn't pay him nearly as much as he normally would have been in August and October. Another side effect of removing the videos and losing the total views was that he now is less likely to show up in search results on Youtube, which would probably have lost him views if his reputation wasn't already in the shit.
The John Rambo Video
Phil's former buttbuddy John Rambo decided to make a video making fun of Phil's favourite new source of income, Patreon, which of course Phil assumed was directed at him (which it probably was), prompting Phil to make a video talking shit about him. John finally got sick of Phil throwing shit at him, and decided to make a video with his friend Howard detailing all the shitty things Phil's done to them over the last couple of years. Some of the thing Phil had done to them include:
- Pocketing all the money from Project 7, and refusing to pay anyone else involved (except John) and then claiming that he tried to pay everyone else, but no one else wanted any money. Phil then used the money to buy himself a new BMW.
- Taking the Project 7 shirts that John and Howard helped pay for, then selling them and giving them away himself without reimbursing them.
- Giving Howard a broken Super Street Fighter II Turbo board, and then demanding it back after Howard had fixed it at his own expense.
- Throwing John under the bus when Phil wanted to play Mario Party with his girlfriend rather than John, telling his fans that John thought Mario Party wasn't mature enough.
- Getting pissy at Howard because he was too busy to record with him one time, then remaining pissy with him even after Howard cancelled his other plans to record with Phil, to the point that he never spoke to Howard again after the recording.
- Profiting off of the death of a friend by making a video about it.
- Shit talking John for cancelling a recording session for personal reasons.
- Bitching about John on Youtube for not wanting to record because John was too busy with his own life, going as far as refusing to talk to John directly, instead deciding to read out one of John's message in a video.
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2016 and new channel (KOGaming)
Philbert claims that he's somehow managed to convince Machinima to let him make a new channel in 2016. Why Machinima would agree to do this is anyone's guess, as Phil's other channels appear to be doing exceptionally poorly, judging by the amount of e-begging he's been doing, but whatever.
Here's the genius part of all of this though: this new channel will have a name that is completely unconnected to all of DSP's other channels in a bid to distance himself from all the "negativity" associated with him. Now, if you're smarter than DSP (if you aren't, you know what to do), you will have noticed a few problems with this plan. First, expecting a brand new channel with no links to his old stuff to produce enough revenue to save his floundering ass is fucking delusional. However, this likely won't be a problem as there is absolutely no way his whiny voice and shitty gameplay won't be found by everyone immediately.
The content of this channel will supposedly be edited summaries of Phil's Let's Plays (which is essentially what a This is How You DON'T Play is), along with a bunch of top 10 lists. So now Phil is doing the things that he previously shat on other Youtubers for. An inherent flaw in Phil's plan is is own crippling laziness. Editing videos is not exactly taxing for a normal human being, but Phil is the kind of person who apparently got sick making a short edited video for his Christmas special. It will only be a matter of time before Phil abandons this channel, either that or makes his fantards do his job for him as he usually does.
As expected, Phil's new channel was found pretty much as soon as it went public. KOGaming was the name chosen by Phil, which probably took him about 5 minutes to come up with, considering how generic it is. Not only that, but there are a bunch of other Youtube channels that have this very same name, and Phil's channel doesn't even show up above a handful of them in the Youtube search results. Another example of Phil's laziness and unoriginality is the channel logo. Instead of coming up with some kind of original design, Phil has instead decided to just copy PewDiePie's just-as-original logo in the hope of poaching some of Pewd's more retarded viewers. As if that wasn't lazy enough, Phil's new logo is fucking clipart, and can be easily found by simply Googling 'fist punch;' proving that Phil is only ever willing to put the absolute minimum amount of work into anything, and that there's no way a channel that requires him to do more work than sitting on his fat ass playing videogames all day will last very long with him at the helm. But then Phil got butthurt over everyone saying he was ripping off PewDiePie more than he should and decided to change his channel logo to one of him standing awkwardly with boxing gloves on; going from a channel logo that could have gotten him some accidental views, to one that no one would ever want to click on.
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Old Dox
These are not relevant anymore, but we'd still like to show you what he paid for the old condo.
Property Value:
Estimate: $124,350
Rent Estimate: $1,127/mo
New Dox
He's trying to pay off a 1,500,000 mortgage with Adsense & Twitch (Never mind, he finally fucked up enough to get Twitch to tell him to get out.) Yeah, good luck with that, you dumb fuck.
See Also
- Street Fighter - The game that made him infamous.
- Lowti3rgod - Phil's distant cousin, the black King of Scrubs.
- Irate Gamer - Some have called him Phil's spiritual predecessor.
- Let's Play - The cancer that is killing gaming.
- Video Game Reviewers - Another bandwagon Phil tried to jump on.
- Angry Joe - Another chump Phil has ripped off
- Sons of Kojima - DarksydePhil is engaged in an internet fight with them
- Patreon - Phil's new favourite platform for e-begging.
External Links
- dspgaming - His main channel. Don't forget to use an Adblocker.
- DSPcultleader - An archive of DSPs' fuck-ups, taken long before this article was conceived.
- KOGaming - Phil's shitty new channel for edited khantent.
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TheyCallMeDSP - Twitter account where he whines a lot.
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The Kiwi Farms / CWC Wiki Thread - Yes, even the Chris-Chan stalkers have a thread about him.
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