Duane Dog Chapman

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Duane Lee "Dog" Chapman is a bounty hunter and bail bondsman who lives to fuck with stupid niggers. He stars in Dog the Bounty Hunter, a weekly reality television program which is currently broadcast to racist white people.

In 1977, Chapman was sentenced to five years in a Texas prison following a conviction on charges of the first degree murder of Jerry Oliver. He was released on probation after serving less than two years of fucking your dad. He maintains his innocence in the murder.

Dog is notable for being a racist, his inability to use the internets and for fucking your mother. Also, his wild hambeast wife has giant tatters and he believes that Margaret Thatcher is still the Prime Minister of Brittanistan.

You're a Racist!

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In October of 2007, Duane Chapman made racially insensitve remarks during a taped conversation with his son, Tucker, including the word "black person" when referring to his son's black girlfriend, Monique Shinnery. Tucker replied by selling his dad out to the National Enquirer for 15k and some negro pussy. Subsequently, a bunch of crazed activists called for Chapman's popular show to be canceled. A&E has since suspended production for the series, pending an investigation.

Chapman issued a public statement apologizing for his "regrettable use of very inappropriate language". Chapman also claimed that the statements were "taken out of context" and that he was "disappointed in his [son's] choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character."

He also went onto to say, he only "hated some black people" and not all.


RECORDING OF CALL - SHOW CANCELLED

You fucking scum nigger without a soul

   
 
Duane "Dog" Chapman: I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some fucking nigger heard us say ni**er and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a nigger, we would all say 'fuck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da... it's not that they're black, it's none of that. It's that we use the word nigger. We don't mean you fucking scum nigger without a soul. We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker. You can't expect Gary, Bonnie, Cecily, all them young kids to [garbled] because 'I'm in love for 7 months' - fuck that! So, I'll help you get another job but you can not work here unless you break up with her and she's out of your life. I can't handle that shit. I got 'em in the parking lot trying to record us. I got that girl saying she's gonna wear a recorder...
 

 
 

—Dog tells it like it is


   
 
I'm shocked, I'm wrong I repent. Can you believe, that I'm going to be put in the same category as Imus.
 

 
 

—Dog on the obvious

WTF? HUH WUT? ¿QUE?

   
 
In Hawaii, we have something called Ho'oponopono, where people come together to resolve crises and restore peace and balance. I am meeting with my spiritual advisor, Rev. Tim Storey (he's black), and hope to meet with other black leaders so they can see who I really am and teach me the right thing to do to make things right, again...
 

 
 

—Dog

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