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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
To mark this momentous occasion let us dive into the past and resurface with fantastic tales and reminiscing.
Since this is ED's 10th birthday party we wont bother singing faggy kiddie songs because this year we're going to LASER TAG
Will there be cake? Of course there will be cake. Hope you're not allergic to fat nuts.
Re-Birth
On April 15th, 2011, Operation Restoration became quite possibly the only worthwhile thing shat out of the bowels of AnonOps, a (now defunct) script kiddie enabling IRC network. The idea was to restore Encyclopedia Dramatica after the domain encyclopediadramatica.com was redirected to the shitty and horrendously unfunny Know Your Meme rip off, Ohinternet. The project quickly began the night ED.com went down with sister sites encyclopediadramatica.ch and Lurkmoarpedia scraping articles from Google cache, Wayback Machine, etc. Ultimately, ED.ch proved to be more popular due to support from AnonOps, and Lurkmoarpedia was left in the dust.
Like all previous operations lead by Anon, #OpSaveED was a warzone between trolls, script kiddies, and people who were serious about restoring ED and all its glory. Many a script kiddie was determined to LOIC OhInternet out of existence, despite being told not to by everyone with half a brain cell. In order to stop said skiddie rampages, "ddos" and several other related words were blacklisted in #OpSaveED (soon to return to #ed).
| —Killhamster - master of irony, Oh you mean like you destroyed our website? | ||
Thanks to some dedicated folks over at #OpSaveED, ED was successful in returning the lulz to those who came here to seek them. Articles were restored (as well as some that Girlvinyl removed out of fear that someone would say something mean about her on the Internet), most images were restored, and old users gradually started coming back. All's well that ends well.
Timeline
| Timeline of Events | |||||||||
| 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | ||||
2009 has been yet another banner year that has blessed us with some of the more notable internet happenings that you have come to expect from this wonderful medium that we choose to exploit and use. The usual gang of internet nerds, retards, and angry mobsters have outdone themselves once again and have made 2009 an unexpectedly grand year in lulz. Folks like crusader cat have offered us a chance to brighten our days with laughter, while memes such as Zalgo have given us a pause where we might reflect upon the fact that this internet thing is quite silly, and finally, the Dan Lirette story taught us that babies only die when you kick them in the head.
But that's not all — 2009 showed us the softer side of the internet as well. Heartwarming tales such as Kenny Glenn, Cheyenne Cherry, Camille Marino, DracoGuard, and Esachasa displayed mankind's ever-open heart, sympathy, and his ability to show compassion for his fellow animals.
And that's not all! Encyclopedia Dramatica also showcased several misfortunes that senselessly deprived us of our beloved entertainers. Massive buttgrief and sorrow was expended upon the deaths of Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Patrick Swayze, and Ted Kennedy.
There have been some good irl trolls as well, the biggest being Tony48219, but let's not forget the most spectacular troll of all: the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica turned 5 this year despite all of its detractors, skeptics, haters, and doubters. During the festivities P-p-p-powerbook! won the contest for best article ever, upsetting Chris-chan. And on top of all of this internet hoopla, ED got its own forum, which would make it a tradition to destroy itself once a week.
Once again, the most important thing to know before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in the state of Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.
Drama and events from 2009
Video
January
- Agent Pubeit happens.
- Man covers himself in pubes of others. TAKE THAT, SCIENTOLOGY!
- Boxxy takes over the internets.
- All it took was a 16-year old girl to pull apart the fine fabric of insanity that is /b/.
- EXTREME ANIMALS front paged.
- I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO GOD DAMN FUNNY
- Faggot Bruce pops up on youtube
- And ur butt.
- Jett Travolta dies.
- Psychiatrists immediately blamed
- Mark Gormley teaches us all about the powerstance.
- A very extreme video
- Nancy Pelosi does a rickroll
- Good night, sweet meme.
- Rod Blagojevich gets impeached and removed from being governor of Illinois
- Lol 114-1 vote
- The Dangerous Pictures Act comes into force on the 26th of this month, bricks are shat by many Britfags
- Especially those with Goatse as their Windows backdrop.
February
- Cross-dressing, animal torturing, mentally unbalanced, rageaholic faggot who will never forget your slander and will have his/her revenge.
- ED:Upgrade 2009
- Encyclopedia Dramatica was read only for 24ish hours as we went from web 1.0 to 2.5. ED is slow is now old meme.
- God Hates Fags banned from the U.K.
- Kenny Glenn /b/ actually has a heart.
- When it came to 4chan's attention that some loser dipshit was abusing a cat, it took the internet superheroes less than 24 hours for to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van.
- Octomom makes a website begging for moeny.
- Oh, and we found out that she was unemployed, uneducated, and wanted to look like Angelina Jolie.
- February started with a bang of lulz when a Comcast employee in the Phoenix area decided the game needed to be livened up a bit, with cock.
- Tabula Rasa shuts down
- Gamerfags given the chance to go outside; too bad they all just played some other mmo.
- What have we learned here? Chimps are not people too. They are psychopathic killing machines that will eat your face if you change your hairstyle.
- Vince Offer beats up a hooker.
- You'll be saying lol every time.
- Xzibit gets sick of being a meme
- Throws a fit on twitter.
March
- Brittany Holechko cries on skype over some bullshit
- PRETTY TOUGH FOR SOMEONE NAMED INTERNET HATE MACHINE
- /b/'s newest camwhore. Instead of posting tits, this one posts eggs.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica, in a moment of insanity, re-opened the "kiddie pool" on the IRC server...lulz ensued.
- A terribly embarrassing commercial for an anime convention turns into annoying internet sensation.
- Jade Goody dies.
- Her most notable act.
- Eat your heart out, Chris Hansen; this guy not only hunts pedophiles, he does something about it.
- Josef Fritzl sentenced to life in prison.
- Men's prison. Not little girl's prison.
- 2004: A girl gets tricked into stripping nude and giving an old guy a BJ in a McDonald's back room, caught on security camera. The man is eventually arrested and sued for the event. 2009: Uncensored video footage of said event leaks on to 4chan. The internet collectively orgasms.
- Many Norton product users have been discovering a file called Norton_PIFTS 3-9-2009 19h29m27s.txt sitting in their computer's C:\temp folder.
- A bat hitches a ride on the Discovery, quits irl.
- I'm starting to accept my babby did do some bad things, I am very sorry for his actions, it wasn't the first time he did this.
- Watchmen released
- 300 pt. 2 in internet popularity.
April
- He is here to preach the word of God, promote the music of My Chemical Romance, and let you know that HE IS NOT GAY!!!11!11!1
- Columbine's 10th anniversary
- Nevar forget.
- Dick Neck does newgrounds
- Has a fellatable neck.
- HOLY SHIT EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!!!1
- Do you like beards? Do you want to throw your hot dog down a hallway? Of course you do. Just make sure you have plenty of cash.
- Apparently, retards have feelings, and every time you use the word "retard", you make them feel sad inside and... well... retarded.
- Proving, once again, the absolute power of /b/ when they have their panties in a knot, someone finally decided to wage war against annoying telemarketers.
- Tony48219 on YouTube
Tony48219 killed fellow YouTuber
AsiaMcGowan after an epic, biblical-like, online flame war.
- Possible winner of the Golden iPod award.
- Tubcat dies.
- RIP internet's first namecat.
- Z͉̙̊͠A͇͈̳̹̤͊̅̐ͤ̎͋̚͘L͂̀̚G̺͎̮̟̽̒͗ͫ̿̌O̪͔͇̜̩͎̪͗ͥ̓́̀ͥ ̦̲̫̘̊̒̿̃i̦̼̻ͣͥ̕s̤͚̺̻̻̮̭̆ ͤ̂҉͚̭̪̘̣͍̙c̴͙̃̐ͣͨ̈́ô͍͈̜̣̺̎̃͌́ͅͅm͈̭͔̦̮̩͇̓̒̅̒̽͞iͦ̀n̲͈̝̹̺͕ͮğͯ͂ͫ ̫̭ͩ͠t̲̻̳̗͑o͆͑͌̿̔ ͟r͍̦͎̳͇͈̱̆̔ͦ̊ͭ͗̌u̼͒ͫ́̾̐ͨ͠i̥̩͙̖ͣͫ̂̄͛͌͘ṉ̬̀̌ͤͥ̓̍̑͜ ̥̥̠̦͇̹ͨ͛ͨ͗y͕̝̫͓̭͈͒ͨ̅͛̔ͅo̱̝̟̼̺̻ͨͨ͗̌͝u̙̜ͬͪr͙̗̪̟͔̞̭͒ ͇͕̬̝̃̓͒̏̽͘ͅͅt̨̹̟͍̫e̫̲̯̒ẍ̪͖̑́̓̏t̺̹ͪͯ̉ͮ̎s͌ͬ̓̃ ̟ͯͨ̃̀ͬ̚̚̕a̟̞͚̮̻ͮ̿́̋̅̂̚͢n͉̈́d͎͉́̇ͯ̊ͣ͗ ̡̝̘̯͙͚͍̔͊̈̍ͨb̹̱͈̦͓̲͒ͩͤ̆ͭͯ̆l̔a̅ͣ͝cͣ̄ͭk̠̞ę̝̖̫̦̗͛́͂̉ṋ̥̓̀ ̗̱͎͕̉̅̂̀ͩ͒ͫu͙͖̱͚ͥ̉̓̓́́p̠̖̜̺̳͓̄ ̗͈̩̪̲͂̽͌͐͒͜y͚ͫͨ͗ͤo͚̜uͨ҉̻͉̫͉̬͚̯r̭̩̫͉̘ͪ̈́̃̀̋̈́́̚ ͮͤ͌̿ͬ̊̕p͈̥̰̖͒̍̊̉i̷̐̍͊̈̀̾́c̢͉̣͈͎̤s̳̤̱̲̜͍̍ͮͥ̚͡.̴͎̻͎̮͔́
- ED is mentioned in a leaked government document "2009 Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment" (on Slashdot)
May
- Creepy Chan likes period blood
- And getting second on a top rated reality show
- Dreamwidth comes,
- goes
- FreeRealms hits 1 million
- Casualfags win
- Mattmurderface is gonna take down ED.
- And If you EVER criticize anything on his profile, he will throw a shit fit and threaten to kill and rape you.
- A mass upload of porn onto YouTube with tags such as MarbleCake, Jonas Brothers, and Hannah Montana. YouTube admins got really pissed off, lulz were had on a scale that surpassed 9,000, and Rules 1 and 2 were broken on several occasions by trolls and newfags, several of which were interviewed by the BBC.
- The goons at Something Awful uncover a story rife with deceit, hypocrisy, and illicit affairs: that of Myah Walker, Dan Lirette, and their braindead lovechild.
- Cracked article cites and quotes multiple ED articles as part of a review of of five wikis other than TOW. link
- Lol, Metapedia
June
- 1guy1jar interview.
- Kazantzakis with an excellent piece of eJournalism
- Beccah Beushausen fakes a pregnancy, gets money.
- Like City-glitter 2.0, but this time trolling Fundies instead of Animal Rights fags.
- Brad McQuaid resurfaces
- back after the whole Vanguard drama-fest.
- Cheyenne Cherry kills her friend's cat
- Gets ruined by anonymous
- DracoGuard pisses off a bunch of people
- gets exposed as a dogfucker.
- Drp1zza is a retard
- But he would later pop up on EDF and claim he learned better.
- Left 4 Dead 2 boycotted
- 2009 showing a trend of gamers becoming more and more annoying
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and BILLY MAYS die
- The grim reaper showed up and he's pissed.
- Trent Reznor taking the internet too seriously
- But The Perfect Drug was fucking awesome dude.
- TsimFuckis discovered on YouTube
- Haters gonna hate
- WhatPort80 created
- Now your irl friends can learn about ED stuff without being grossed out.
July
- A Clockwork Orange fucks with 4chan
- Baww
- Millions had to use normal porn sites.
- Bob Rehahn discovered, deletes evereything
- Looks forward to talking about shits
- wtf?
- Crimson-Silvrblood sues the internet
- Another success story!
- Hypercube fallout
- Botched contest makes for one of the best pages on ED.
- Ricdic swindles the shit out of EVE Online
- Thousands of nerds cry
- The Real Chris Chan emerges
- I AM NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING
August
- Creepy Phil is creepy.
- Fritzl 2.0
- ED Forums created.
- Be afraid.
- Liskula Cohen is a giant skank.
- Like, holy shit.
- Rootbrian needs a dentist
- Hates cyberbullying
- Ted Kennedy dies from brain cancer
- thus continuing the family tradition of HNNNNNNGGGGG.
September
- Aion released.
- Too bad it's a boring grindfest, also released with Fallen Earth and Champions Online.
- Camille Marino kills her cat with melon
- Decides ED is the number one obstacle on the path to animal rights.
- Casual Friday invented on the EDF.
- Becomes top selling shirt in the lollershop, only really long lasting meme on EDF to date.
- Crusadercat fucked his cat.
- HAHAHA
- Yo 2009, I'm real happy for you, but 2007 had some of the best lolcows of all time. OF ALL TIME!
- Operation Fatfuck commences
- Bobby Hill lol
- Patrick Swayze also HNNNNNNGGGGGs from cancer.
- I love 2009
- Tammi Reynolds attempts to get ED shut down.
- Got a free ice cream cone as 1000th customer.
- Zaiger kicked off the site.
- "Extreme faggotry is not allowed on ED, unless I approve of it of course. And by the way, sysops can't be banned ^__^ "
October
- Blind EverQuest II player can't see game, sues SOE
- Alyssa Bustamante murders neighbor
- Responds with "I did it for the lulz" as a motive
- Half of America stops and stares at a silver balloon as they get fuckin' owned by a 6 year old troll
- Brandon Hilton's manager doesn't care to be called a faggot.
- DMCAing parody images. Nice perjury dude.
- Dips Tobacco Redneck thinks Obama should be impeached
- Oh god, Conservatives are learning how to use youtube.
- Evony, plagiarism now My Lord
- Bruce Everiss sued in a country he's never been to.
- MyIDIsPhat jailed
- It's weird how often pedos with articles on ED get jailed, isn't it?
- Obama wins the Most useless Nobel Peace Prize for no fucking reason.
- At least Al Gore had a god damn PowerPoint.
- Pollfest begins
- Quest to find the greatest article in the history of ED.
- Rifqa Bary runs off to florida to escape the evil clutches of her Muslim dad
- she's imagining everything
- Roman Polanski gets v& for being a pedofag
- But he's such a good director!!
- You'd hate God too if you looked like this
November
- Ae-tan created
- WEEB!
- Leaked to EQ2Flames - and a year's worth of his work shitcanned by other devs!
- Ashley Towns makes iphone virus
- NUH-UH! ONLY PC'S GET VIRII
- Deleriumschild uses the Bill Clinton defense
- It's not prostituting if it's just oral!
- Desuchan v&
- The ghost of 12chan incurred again.
- Fort Hood massacre
- Arab massacres 13 soldiers. New high score on nightmare mode!
- New York Yankees swindle another world series
- People care about baseball again, proving hate motivates.
- Superlisamcb discovered
- Omg niggies are the best thing ever.
- Teruchan featured
- This man/woman/bunny is seriously fucked up.
December
- We made it five years? What!
- Amanda Knox gets sentenced to 26 years of lesbian prison sex on tape.
- BEING A SLUT IS NOT A CRIME
- Chanology Contest commences
- Make fun of L Ron, get money.
- CBS trolls millions
- P-p-p-powerbook! wins pollfest
- Suck it, CWC fanboys.
- Dustin Michaels chokes to death on weed
- Surprisingly, it wasn't a cock.
- Portia Allen taken up as new queen of /b/
- HOT~
- Silvio Berlusconi
- Smack That
- Tiger Woods cheats on his wife
- After Bill Clinton did it, it became kinda old meme
- Eight months of animal abuse all wrapped up!
See also
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2008 | 2009 | Succeeded by 2010 |
| Featured article December 31, 2009 | ||
| Preceded by Chanology Contest | ED10 | Succeeded by Food Not Bombs |
January
- Aboriginal page found by a local ape.
- The Australian Media goes apeshit over the Aboriginal article. Some argue it was Bunbajee who tipped the media off. Needless to say, he was richly rewarded for his efforts.
- Australia bans girls with small breasts and female ejaculation
- Oops, you're a pedo!
- Dramasetter arrested
- Broadcasted live to you in EQ2's Nagafen server!
- lol, aids.
- Ellie Light defends Obama
- Emails bomb towns and cities across America.
- Firefox XPS IRC Attack launched by gay niggers
- Freenode destroyed. Again.
- Girl on the Internet Syndrome published
- New disease discovered and treatment recommended.
- Haiti blows the fuck up.
- Starting the year off right.
- iPad announced.
- Wait... that's really what they're calling it?
- Jay Leno trolled
- Conan O'Brien takes his $32 million and STILL makes Jay Leno look like a douchebag
- Mill Park Tree destroyed
- And one of the criminals who did it was never arrested :(
- Polandball meme spread
- Krautchan teaches us about Poland's inability to space
- Shadow beheaded
- A tangled web is unravelled as we all try to find out whodunnit.
- Good things are gonna come and that's all that I can say.
February
- Angie The Atheist tweets her abortion live.
- Shockingly, the internet is unimpressed.
- Dramatic Times founded.
- It's ED in ur inbox.
- Mickyy Moo is named the "Queen of the Trolls"
- Epic Beard Man beats the shit out of a black kid on a bus
- fanny pack boosts strength
- Facebook login problems cause widespread meltdown
- WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO THIS JPEG ARRRRR
- /sp/ trolls Fat Man.
- Grace Saunders joins the ED scene
- He eats his fruits and veggies
- Jim Bunning takes a stand for the American taxpayer
- Pisses off the media, Democrats, Republicans, Jon Stuart
- Nodar Kumaritashvili starts the Olympics off right
- gets blamed for not being able to turn
- Operation Titstorm happens.
- Anonymous fights Australian censorship.
- turns a new chapter in e-lawyer history
- Robot Unicorn Attack fags up the internet
- /v/ destroyed
- VampiricSpektor throws a fit all over youtube
- Cyberbullying experts on YouTube taking down ED. Again.
- Millions bored.
- STOFlames and Star Trek Online open
- Supposed to be the hip new MMO spot... right?
March
- Alexis Pilkington Syndrome occurs
- Cyberbullying activist attention whores cream themselves
- Angel Locsin throws a fit on twitter about ED
- 700,000 very ugly people curse us.
- An anonymous sysop interviewed by Australian media
- taking the five people who read it to school.
- Cheeseburger Josh wants his fucking cheeseburger
- gets taunted and then embarrassed on worldwidewebs
- Christian Spanking Blogs discovered
- laughed at
- Deeker discovered
- Diapercult!
- Dogo Nahawa Massacre occurs in Niger.
- About 500 Christians, mostly women and children, butchered with machetes by Muslims. Complicity suspected from the military as they allowed it to happen and did not intervene.
- Gorgeous George files a lolsuit against three goons.
- Ed Lollington expected to laugh it out of court.
- Joseph Evers contacted by Australian Human Rights Commission over abo article
- Response, later covered by ninemsn and CBS news.
- Sicks his doggs
- Obamacare bill passed, causing Health Care Rage
- ED on the scene to cover sweaty political bloggers.
- Parry Aftab goes on the Today Show
- Trolling's been a felony for 4 years!
- Think twice before sending your nudes over iPhone. Or anything for that matter.
- Real Life Super Heros enter the scene, showing us just how tragic life can be.
- Ediots aren't much better, but at least we (mostly) don't wear spandex.
- Trololo bullshit
- I just don't get it
- Vampiricspektor buttdances his way into our hearts
- I hate faggots.
- Derek Smart obtains Quest Online, USI grows
- Have fun developing a game that less than 30 people play!
April
- Boobquake trolls Muslims
- causes earthquake
- Trying to hide the fact that he was cheating on his wife, real info hit EQ2Flames like planes and towers
- Deeker featured
- Site 404s shortly after, after being up for 15 years.
- Deepwater Horizon oil spill
- I think that we shouldn't have oil spills, but no one ever listens to me
- Fergie Olver goes viral
- Were you creeped out by the Family Feud guy always kissing everyone? Now imagine if those contestants were ages 7-12.
- How do they work?
- [fake] Social event of the year! You're invited! And you're invited!
- KFC Double Down released
- urgh...
- Iceland Volcano 2010 erupts
- not internet related, whatever
- MissHannahMinx article on TOW
- Yay fanboys!
- Pandas vandalize the Catholic church amid more pedophilia accusations
- I blame the Jews
- Polish crash kills President of Poland
- and 84 other government officials
- Rainbow blinkies ruined by HTML people after getting rid of blinking from HTML code
- Good night, sweet prince
- Randi Harper AGAIN
- 3 years later and she still hasn't learned
- South Park trolls Muslims again
- Revolution Muslim trolls back
- The Human Centipede released
- Omg it's so gross don't watch it!!1
May
- Torrential rainfall pwns Tennessee
- 24, Lost, Law and Order end
- the latter features moot causing some terrorism
- Catherine Deveny recommends sex to 11 year old girl
- Worse than that, she's a liberal
- DIO, TIME TO GO
- Dio's fans have a tough time "stomaching" his death, ha-ha
- DrMusic2, the werejohncandy, tagged and bagged.
- No fucking idea
- Molly Norris creates event, pussies out.
- LOL JEWS
- Gary Coleman died
- WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT DEATH LOL
- Lawrence Taylor mistreats a 16 year old girl
- In Soviet Russia, football messes with you!
- Muslims, ever butthurt, attack some Swede.
- JihadJane would be proud.
- More cat abuse, more resulting ruin
- Paramore accidentally tweets her tits
- Vanessa Hudgens 2.0
- Soulja Boy rips off Death Note
- Crank that weeaboo
- on ur news, furrying ur scene kids
- U413's Alex Ford is on the scene
- IM PRESSIN CHARGES
- Unabrower fails at bombmaking
- Get it? Unabrower? hehe
- Autistic cartoonist-wannabe threatens critics with shotguns.
June
- Aaron Williams exposed.
- Gay pedophilia is no laughing matter
- FALCON...
- Callum Stockley dies of a video game related death.
- Believed to have accidentally hanged himself
- Cheer up Keanu Reeves day.
- I don't get it but w/e
- Derrick Bird goes
postalTravis Bickle in the land of no handguns.
- Butthurt ensues because he doesn't use the traditional pwning method of broken beer bottles and steel-toe Doc Martens.
- CORPORATIONS MAN, THE CORPORATIONS
- Goatse Security leads to weev's arrest
- AT&T did weev, never 4get
- Lyor Cohen from WMG is the skeevy Jew who ruins all your YouTubes.
- He handed over boocoo Jew Golds to have his ED article ethnically cleansed from Jewgle. This was relevant to Anon's interests.
- Ruddkips nudged out of office
- Stephen Conroy expected to be next
- Vuvuzela debuts in the 2010 World Cup and /b/
- BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- Boo dies
- CWC trolls' favorite internet dog gets much mourning.
Jewly
- Bricks were shat
- Faust travels to Canada.
- Gawker and Adrien Chen realize an easy way to make money
- Insult 4chan, get pageviews from 4chan, get cash, repeat.
- Gloria Tesch discovered
- When did Jessi Slaughter write a book?
- Jessi Slaughter debacle
- Consequences, never be the same, etc.
- Mel Gibson hates women, niggers, asians
- Jews, hispanics, catholics, arabs, mormons, Communists
- Oregon teapartiers take the We Are Legion slogan, bricks are shat.
- Paul the Octopus is undefeated
- Soccer proven pointless.
- lol, murderers.
- World Cup, world cup, world cup
- So many tempo-memes.
August
- Alvin Greene arrested.
- Pedonig, away.
- Saves his sister from rape, gets ridiculed by the world.
- KAWAII cat gets discarded, caught in the act by hidden camera, ruination follows.
- Disgraced after she drops her nudes and cries when people talk bad about her.
- The whole world is shit.
September
- Chris Armstrong wins student body election at University of Michigan
- Stalked by state attorney general for the crime of being gay. Thankfully we have straight men in office willing to learn everything they can about the homosexual menace.
- Duke Nukem Forever trolls fans again
- IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT GUYS!!
- Snoop Dogg is not a fan of cybercrime.
- You shouldn't have done that...
- People do not fucking learn about abusing animals and posting it on the internet.
- Tyler Clementi outed as gay
- Jumps off a bridge, the only reasonable reaction.
- William J. Lashua turns 90
- Final Fantasy XIV released
- Turns out to be the worst new MMORPG released of all time.
- Eingee.com spams EQ2Flames.
- Chinese gold-farmers get DDOS'd and spammed with Bass Masters Online.
October
- Imperial Stars cause a traffic jam party to promote their bad music
- THEY'RE ROCKSTARS LIVIN' ON THE EDGE-!
- OldDirtyBtard goes to get the exclusive scoop from Mitchell Henderson
- 2 DAMN HIGH!
November
- So you're incredibly happy about your team winning its first world series. Let's loot some shit!
- A mysterious, masked vigilante emerges on YouTube, declaring war on trolls and cyberbullies in the name of his hero, infamous Internet lolcow, Christian Weston Chandler.
December
- Wikileaks dumps a fuckton of stuff
- HOLY SHIT ASSANGE!
- David Tanny trolled hardcore
- Other members of the dementia community leak his music, including songs about dickgirls.
- Venomfangx returns to Youtube triumphantly! Thankfully this time around he brought less Christfaggotry but consequentially and sadly less drama for everyone to enjoy.
See also
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2009 | 2010 | Succeeded by 2011 |
| ||
|
In the Beginning • Attempted coup of the wiki • RFJason CL Experiment • May 2007 • Dancing sandwich war • The Creation of the ED Mascot • ED is sued by the Australian Human Rights Commissions • An Interview with the Australian Media • Some of the most popular articles are deleted • Girlvinyl redirects ED.com domain to sanitized site for Jewgolds • Operation Restoration • ED.ch founder v& • We lose our .ch domain due to faggots, and welcome the .se with open arms • Daniel Brandt loses the game, peace is restored to ED • Bullet to the Head of the NRA
Other Notable Years: 1980s • 1990s • Y2K • 2001 • 2002 • 2003 • 2004
ED Government • ED5 • Encyclopedia Dramatica in the News • Disgraced, Missing and Dead Dramaticans • Sheneequa Turns Four • Taking down ED • Events Category |
Dramatica Events from 2011
January
- 711chan tries to hoard the bronies
- Now they're getting desperate.
- Jared Lee Loughner brings out the guns
- Gabrielle Giffords is still laughing at him.
- DJ KEEMSTAR returns
- Resuming his usual schedule of yelling at 13 year old boys on the internet.
- ED's twitter delivers a heartbreaking tweet.
- The first attempt to bring OhInternet to the scene only to be stopped with the message "RIP" leading to people protesting against its closure.
- Sand niggers united.
- 4chon.net was birthed; simply a carbon copy of 4chon.org
- NekoArc is not smiling.
- Meduka sets a mark as one of the worst anime fandoms in history
- Taught the internet that being Meguca was suffering.
- /co/ gets a little too attached to My Little Pony
- Their perversion over cartoon horses lead to 4chan's temporary death.
- AHS drama reaches its end
- The idol they worshipped got married. Fanboy tears were shed for their irritating Japanese pop star.
- weev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's greatest sysop ever, is arrested.
- Atimon is still in love with a cartoon meerkat
- TIMON DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!
- The new ginger King of /b/ is not pleased.
- eFukt forums closed
- Reason for doing so was never stated.
- Aeverine Nieves returns to YouTube
- Peace has been disrupted.
- Jessi Slaughter gives her nudes to her boyfriend
- Leads to her father's violence and ultimately lead her to live in a foster home.
- Remaining members of Patriotic Nigras attempt to revive Fort Longcat
- Only to get it deleted. RIP
- Drawrawr created
- New place for bronies and pedos everywhere.
February
- Duty Calls revealed
- Call of Duty fanboys drop their shit.
-
4chan mods ban "Official My Little Pony" threads
- Bronies and faggots are pissed; /b/ engages in a shitstorm. For almost four seconds. As of now, you can post ponies and mods don't give two fucks.
March
- Event is now translated by five different fansub groups.
- Gotta get down on Friday
- Nichole337 hits rock bottom.
- I can has money?
- DestinyMew gets unbanned from deviantART
- Her hearing aid is set to weeaboo.
- YTMND 3.0
- Max should have closed the damn thing down by now
April
- DeviantART's April Fool's Day
- Trollfaces everywhere.
- Encyclopedia Dramatica goes down temporarily
- You know what this means.
- ABOVE STATEMENT IS A LIE. Someone pulled a reverse phoenix
- The abortion known as OhInternet was born.
- Ryan Cleary responds to girlvinyl's bullshit
- Releases our beautiful ED 2.0
- AnonOps does something worthwhile.
- But that still doesn't make them ok in our book.
- girlvinyl nudes leaked
- OH GOD WHY
- PSN closed, due to hackers
- brb dox
- Lurkmoarpedia and some other shitty ED mirror get spammed out of existence.
- And nothing of value was lost.
- LifeENDSInATent page started on facebook
- LIAT gets mad.
- Sagechu fucks up: ED style
- Arguing with admins is fucking serious.
- Chris-chan tranny pics were discovered
- He's just getting worse.
- Tornadoes hit Tuscaloosa
- Nigger and hill billy cities were the only targets. God Bless America!
- Nyan Cat meme is born
- Lead to everyone selling mountains of cookie cutter shit dedicated to it.
May
- Our American hero has been unjustly killed
- Now this is personal, Jews.
- AnonOps fucking implodes
- Down the toilet where it belongs.
- LulzSec is founded
- Hacking storm ensues.
- LulzSec goes on a hacking rampage
- Fox X Factor, Fox Sales Database, UK ATM Database, SONY Japan and PBS were all hacked within a month.
- Rapture happens
- No wait nvm
- Randy Savage dies
- HNNNGGGGGG
- Dominique Strauss-Kahn gets arrested
- Keep that old hairy dong away from her you fucking Jew.
- Despite only being up for a few months, 4chon.net starts causing some major drama on the tubes.
- Just look at Seisatsu's floppy dong!
- Ryan Cleary DDoSes Dreamhost.
- savetheinternet loses $130 in the process and is forced to beg for money.
- Codenamesailorearth seeks attention on YouTube.
- She gets it
- Ryan Dunn, known Jackass, dies
- These deaths are getting suspicious now...
- Anthony Weiner posts dongs
- You may have cybered with a politician, ladies.
- Tornadoes hit Joplin
- 138 people killed within the small portion it hit.
June
- Robert Cavanaugh gets v&
- The first warning to LulzSec members.
- Ryan Cleary gets v&
- Good Night Sweet Prince ;__;
- Advice Dog saves 4chan from ponies
- Thank you triple digits!
- savetheinternet breaks EDF2
- The greatest mystery in life, EDF2's database password, was really niggers1. The shock of the century.
- Seth Putnam dies
- What an artist the world hath lost.
- Tom Preston admits to being a sick fuck
- No Tom, your comics do not make up for those mental scars.
- A one man legal team wages war with ED over Facebook
- Do we really have to elaborate on the results?
- GreenReaper continues to make an ass of himself by stalking a 15 year old girl and repeatedly calling the ISP of an ED sysop he didn't like.
- On a side note, half of WikiFur's regulars got banned in the process.
- Tornadoes hit Springfield
- Received national coverage despite the fact that it only killed four people.
- PMDrive1061 commits Wikicide
- Dox'd by
Daniel BrandtMeepsheep. (EDitors note: He called the fucking cops on me!)
- Duke Nukem Forever was released
- Disappointment ensued.
July
- Girlvinyl rats on us
- ED goes down for more than a week
- EDF2 comes back
- This time it's legal!
- Encyclopedia Dramatica returns
- ED is back stronger than ever.
- Anders Behring Breivik sets a new high score
- Good for you, Norway!
- Amy Whinehouse died
- Though she was dead inside for years...
- An Essjay copycat tries to run the GNAA off of Wikipedia.
- Needless to say, it didn't work.
- James Cordone fakes his death to try to get off of ED.
- Will these fucking furfags ever learn?
- Clayranger89 threatens to leave YouTube
- So far, nobody gave a shit.
- We're still debating over his gender.
- Robert Smith rebels against the goon squad
- Got defrocked by August.
- Frank Garrett dies
- The internet will miss him.
- KrappleGuy goes to Vegas to fuck a girl from the internet
- Didn't go exactly as planned.
- Skullsmasher fakes his death
- Did it as an attempt to weasel out of his commissions.
August
- The United Kingdom goes apeshit
- Hey, we all need a new pair of shoes.
- Gizgiz commits suicide
- Doing God's work by getting rid of a furry.
- What he fails to realize is that Taekesi is really three trolls who get off by messing with people like Tablecow.
- Longseet discovered
- Another reason to hate deviantART a little more.
- Chris-chan brutally exposes Jack Thaddeus.
- Separated at birth?
- Reacharound forums were spammed by a group of trolls
- lolReach
- Jessi Slaughter apologizes
- Her father died of a heart attack. His heart dun goof'd.
- paz is appointed as the new president of the GNAA
- Won his voters through his debate against bzb and toastmonster as he made fart noises during their speeches.
- Move over, Casual Friday.
September
- Bob Chandler, notable internet lumberjack, dies.
- Spill one out for a fallen homie.
- THIS IS A TEST
- And the attention whores got v&
- Doe Deere offered her house and poisoned cats to be used in a Locketship photo session
- Used as an attempt to show off her and her shitty make-up. Nobody took up her offer leading her to cry like a bitch.
- Felice Fawn scams a tumblr user
- Stolen approximately $100 from her and gave her a picture of her middle finger.
October
- ForeverAlone.us is launched
- Now you can be lonely with the rest of the internet.
- Steve Jobs succumbs to Anally Injected Death Sperm
- That's what he gets for founding Apple.
- WHY APPLE WHY
- Blackberries all over the world get bricked
- Congratulations on downloading shit to go along with shit.
- Italian Wikipedia closes down for media attention.
- YHBT by Jimbo Wales.
- MyAdopts wages war on ED
- Guess who's the winner.
- Athus Nadorian, designer of animal dildos from Bad Dragon, dies
- There is a god!
- Muammar Gaddafi gets raped in the ass
- With a knife
- Paul Fetch rips off Occupy Boston for thousands
- Got dox'd hard
- Newgrounds got crashed by Andrew Hussie's fangirls
- you will not be missed
- An entire year has gone by since OldDirtyBtard's death
- We're keeping your ED dream alive
- Video of Judge William Adams paddling his kid for using the internet is uploaded
- 2011 Father of the Year nominee
- Chris-chan and his mother were arrested for disturbing the Game Place
- Even as a tranny, he never learns.
- tails gets trolled is released
- The best comic ever made.
November
- Kelseyalicia tries to fuck ED over
- Didn't go according to plan...
- SOPA spreads fear throughout the tubes
- ###################
- John Pike preforms a public service
- Just keeping over-privileged college kids in their place
- Bill9929 founds AntiEDGroup
- STATUS: CRYING/DOX'D
- The best game of the year is released.
- The best meme of the year follows shortly after.
December
- SheWolf proves she has no sense of humour and starts petition to take down ED's rape article.
- With predictable results.
- Amurikan military quietly leaves Irack in a pile of shit and shambles.
- The Iraqi terrorists gleefully celebrate their liberation and the departure of American troops by going on a party-spree of suicide bombings.
- Paul Christoforo caps off the year by shit-talking to customers, having a transcript and dox dropped by Penny Arcade, then digs himself even deeper.
Happy New Year
- It's 2012
- World ends faster than you can say Candlejack, and no one gives a sh-
See also
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2010 | 2011 | Succeeded by 2012 |
| Featured article December 30th and 31st, 2011 | ||
| Preceded by Mudkip | ED10 | Succeeded by SOPA |
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In the Beginning • Attempted coup of the wiki • RFJason CL Experiment • May 2007 • Dancing sandwich war • The Creation of the ED Mascot • ED is sued by the Australian Human Rights Commissions • An Interview with the Australian Media • Some of the most popular articles are deleted • Girlvinyl redirects ED.com domain to sanitized site for Jewgolds • Operation Restoration • ED.ch founder v& • We lose our .ch domain due to faggots, and welcome the .se with open arms • Daniel Brandt loses the game, peace is restored to ED • Bullet to the Head of the NRA
Other Notable Years: 1980s • 1990s • Y2K • 2001 • 2002 • 2003 • 2004
ED Government • ED5 • Encyclopedia Dramatica in the News • Disgraced, Missing and Dead Dramaticans • Sheneequa Turns Four • Taking down ED • Events Category |
- This article is about the timeline of events in the year 2012. For other uses, see 2012 (disambiguation).
Dramatica Events from 2012
January
- Katawa Shoujo is released, /a/ proceeds to cream itself
- "Anal." (with a hint of lemon)
- He did it for the lulz.
- Known Autist Pickbothmanlol discovered to be TOW user Fluttershy
- Much drama results in a new era of GNAA trolling of Wikipedia
- Brony fanfic site fimfiction.net compromised by Gayniggers
- Yelling at Cats becomes relevant
- The SOPA blackout on January 18, 2012
February
- Daniel Brandt loses the game
- Some nigger got shot and every nigger in America spent the next several months chimping out.
- moot caves and adds a pony board to 4chan
- IrcHighway forced offline by the NCF
- Weeaboos return to Rizon
- Kony 2012 is released. Joseph Kony remains free.
March
- Kony 2012 gets big from dipshit hipsters who think they're saving the world.
- Ermahgerd happens. EDiots don't care, and make Mershed Perderder instead
- Shit goes down at the UK Pokémon Video Game Championships.
- ED trolls expose an out of work chubby chaser /b/tard from EDF 2
- DOIN IT N DOIN IT N DOIN IT WELL
April
- European faggots get mad at the encyclopediadramatica.ch contact registry and the domain is frozen, thus the birth of encyclopediadramatica.se
- The hotly anticipated cinematic event of the year premieres at the the 15th annual Sonoma International Film Festival.
- At last, a film that captures the true beauty and majesty of Scotland.
- Exposed as raging faggot (although this was always known)
- Barrett Brown acts like himself in response to above
- Similar outcome.
- Potato girl discovers her Internet fame, drama ensues.
- YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG POTATO.
- Tupac rises from the dead
May
- Qwyrxian (and associated sockpuppets/meatpuppets) effectively trolled and filled with gallons of the holy Gaynigger seed
- Luka Magnotta flees Canada after the release of 1 lunatic 1 icepick
June
- Hipcrime gets banned from Wikipedia due to homophobia of the most extreme variety
- Wikipedia IRC raped into oblivion as a result
- Ironholds named enemy of the lulz #1 due to reasons stated above
- He's also totally smooth with the ladies
- Spoony goes into meltdown in a massive twitter eDrama war with his fellow TGWTG colleagues.
- zee packets ED IRC
- rip lulznet
July
- TsukihiNet blows up after months of IRL and OTI drama
- Aurora Theatre Shooting
- HOLY SPREE KILLING, BATMAN!!
- DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR NATION SUCKS, LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE
- GNAA trolls reddit and ubuntu nerds with Linux for Niggers
- Howard Stern trolls bronies
- Even he could do it
- Adalia Rose fan pages appear on Facebook
- The WMUK Chairperson is banned from TOW. Wikipedos retaliate by banning Junius for uploading Fae's kinky "free" images to ED
August
- ED releases some srs business
- PLEASE STOP COMPARING US TO ANONOPS
- Wade Michael Page kills six Sikhs cleverly disguised as terrorists, before killing himself
- Cecilia Jimenez restores Ecce Mono to its current glory
September
- Diego Grez implodes and emoquits from internet.
- ED goes in hard, no lube.
- Grumpy Cat makes his first appearance on reddit
October
- Aleksandr Pistoletov mesmerizes the Internet with his swinging dong.
- 2012 Elections start.
- You can choose either the half Mexican or the nigger.
- Amanda Todd wins a golden ipod.
- Hurricane Sandy prompts #SANDYLOOTCREW
- Jimmy Savile Begins to dominate the Britfag media with his 50 year reign of pedofillia and corpse fucking.
November
- 2012 Elections take place
- Black Jesus wins elections; Great butthurt is felt by many.
- Dongforce compromises 2400 DeviantArt accounts
- Stalking Cat dies. Goodnight, sweet prince
- Black Friday results in a few deaths. [1]
- Drawrawr gets pwned, marking the end of self-importance for its soi dissent CEO Josh Thomas.
December
- World will end on December 21, 2012
- Go get 'em, boys!
- Some guy goes for the high score on hard mode by going to a preschool for smaller targets.
- Ty Ziegel dies on December 26, 2012. RIP
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In the Beginning • Attempted coup of the wiki • RFJason CL Experiment • May 2007 • Dancing sandwich war • The Creation of the ED Mascot • ED is sued by the Australian Human Rights Commissions • An Interview with the Australian Media • Some of the most popular articles are deleted • Girlvinyl redirects ED.com domain to sanitized site for Jewgolds • Operation Restoration • ED.ch founder v& • We lose our .ch domain due to faggots, and welcome the .se with open arms • Daniel Brandt loses the game, peace is restored to ED • Bullet to the Head of the NRA
Other Notable Years: 1980s • 1990s • Y2K • 2001 • 2002 • 2003 • 2004
ED Government • ED5 • Encyclopedia Dramatica in the News • Disgraced, Missing and Dead Dramaticans • Sheneequa Turns Four • Taking down ED • Events Category |
| Dramatic Years | ||
| Preceded by 2011 | 2012 | Succeeded by 2013 |
| Featured article December 30 & 31, 2012 | ||
| Preceded by Libertarianism | ED10 | Succeeded by Yelling at Cats |
Dramatica Events from 2013
January
- Operation AstroMoot is conceived by /b/tards to send moot to space camp via a contest.
- It succeeds in both the UK and US contests, but Axe/Lynx disqualifies him in a display of ultra e-faggotry.
- Girls cut themselves over Justin Bieber's transition from faggotry into normality, 9fag is to blame
- Giovanna Plowman sucks a tampon on a YT video, gains e-fame.
February
- Chris Dorner becomes Chocolate Rambo and kills the White Trash Legion
- From nigger cop to nigger hero
March
- "The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you." - TJ Lane
April
- /s4s/ is created as a joke board on 4chan, but is kept around as a board for funposting/ironic shitposting.
- 4chan would never be the same.
- North Korea starts sum lulz to America and World War III might start. Aye aye aye.
- DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
- HASHTAG Margaret Thatcher
- The Boston Marathon Bombing, probably done by North Korea or a nigger.
May
- Charles Ramsey saved Amanda Berry from a pedophile.
- First Topkek thread is started on /s4s/. Mods intervene, bump limit is removed, OC flourishes, and a meme is born.
- "could this be the birth of an ebin new meme?" - s4s
June
- PRISM exposed
- Paula Deen fired by The Food Network for using the word nigger
July
- Scooby Werkstatt is doxed on 4chan's /fit/ board. Tragedy ensues, Scooby deletes everything, and releases his tripcode.
August
- Chemical weapons are used in Syria
September
- Bashar Al-Assad, the president of Syria gets pwnd by the UN security council over having chemical weapons
October
- On October 1 the U.S. Government started a "Shut Down" which is what happens when congress forces federal government employees to forcibly go on strike just so congress can prove how big their penis is.
- Healthcare.gov is launched; Crashes and burns.
- October 2 Op Wreckingball managed to put Miley Cyrus in the news as being the victim of an elaborate hoax. In response she tweeted "I am the happiest girl in the world".
- In response to Op Wreckingball Sinead O'Connor told Miley Cyrus to "put your clothes on"
- The Americunt government continued to hold hearings into the NSA and its controversial use of data mining, including tracking people IRL by their use of their cell phone. In response the NSA said "We don't do that in America, the FBI does". The NSA then denied running a fake social networking site for the purpose of tracking everyones friends. Some argue that the FBI must be running that one too.
- After being convicted of war crimes it was decided that Charles Taylor would serve out his 50 year prison sentence for the murder of 220,000 people in the United Kingdom.
- OhInternet shuts down; No one cares.
November
- Onideus's reign of babbyfur autism comes to a crashing halt as he is booted from the ED kewl kids club in a fit of butthurt. The entirety of ED then proceeded to dance upon his grave.
December
- Toaster Steve attempts to an hero on cam for /b/, fails.
- News sites worldwide cover it, getting every detail wrong, like the Old Media often does.
- Meepsheep and CrackRabbit get married.
- ED witnesses its first wedding :^)
- Rustle League retires.
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In the Beginning • Attempted coup of the wiki • RFJason CL Experiment • May 2007 • Dancing sandwich war • The Creation of the ED Mascot • ED is sued by the Australian Human Rights Commissions • An Interview with the Australian Media • Some of the most popular articles are deleted • Girlvinyl redirects ED.com domain to sanitized site for Jewgolds • Operation Restoration • ED.ch founder v& • We lose our .ch domain due to faggots, and welcome the .se with open arms • Daniel Brandt loses the game, peace is restored to ED • Bullet to the Head of the NRA
Other Notable Years: 1980s • 1990s • Y2K • 2001 • 2002 • 2003 • 2004
ED Government • ED5 • Encyclopedia Dramatica in the News • Disgraced, Missing and Dead Dramaticans • Sheneequa Turns Four • Taking down ED • Events Category |
| Dramatica Years | ||
| Preceded by 2012 | 2013 | Succeeded by 2014 |
Time Machine
Holy shit! Look! Even more archives!
ED's in your tubes, killing your news
In it's ten long years of lulzitude and trollery, ED has managed to attention whore itself into the clutches of old media moar than once. Good thing their arthritis keeps them slow. See our stalkers here.
- Jimbo's love note
- Conservapeditard's take on ED Guess they missed this and these.
- Uncyclopedia Unfunny, but what do you expect from them?
- Uncyclopedia - second attempt. Getting warmer.
- Uncyclopedia - third time's a charm. Most likely written by an ex-sysop.
LOOK ITS SOME FUCKING CAKE
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Astrological Chart
- Name: ED
- December 10 2014
- 12:00 PM Time Zone is PST
- San Francisco, CA
Rising Sign is in 09 Degrees Pisces Very sensitive to your surroundings, other people's feelings become your feelings. Try to avoid negative people because your tendency to empathize with them will make you negative also. A dreamer, you like to escape to a world of your own creation. As such, you are known for the vividness of your imagination and should try to share your inner visions with others. Very self-sacrificial by nature, beware of others becoming overly dependent on you or vice versa.
Sun is in 19 Degrees Sagittarius. Very fun-loving, spirited and energetic, you have a huge reservoir of physical energy within you that needs to be released. As such, sitting at a keyboard shooping cocks for hours is very important to you. Quite gregarious, you enjoy being with other people, but you tend to avoid emotionally restrictive or intimate relationships. Constantly curious about the broader issues of life, you may at times be quite careless and sloppy about details -- you tend to leap to conclusions before all the facts are in. An avid reader, you are totally enthusiastic about any given subject should it interest you. You are known for being homophobic, racist, anti-semitic and in general, very positive!
Moon is in 01 Degrees Sagittarius. An idealist, you prefer the grand, the beautiful, the good and the noble. You get very disappointed when your high expectations in life are not met. Very curious by nature, you enjoy traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. Try to avoid your tendency to ignore the small but important details of living. You are independent and free, and you want others to be that way, too. Optimistic, buoyant and cheerful, others like to have you around. You have an incessant desire to learn as much as possible about metaphysics, religion, philosophy and any other broad, deep subject - so you can properly ridicule it. Your life tends to be punctuated by bursts of energy and frenetic activity.
Mercury is in 17 Degrees Sagittarius. Your mind is very curious and inquisitive, always seeking information on a wide variety of topics. The broader the subject matter (philosophy, science, religion, metaphysics), the more it will appeal to you. You prefer to deal with abstractions -- the small but important details associated with any subject tend to slip your grasp. You are known for being blunt, honest and truthful.
Venus is in 22 Degrees Scorpio. Your feelings about others are deep, powerful, intense and complex. When you like someone, you do so totally and obsessively - if you do not like someone, they do not exist. Your faithfulness and loyalty to your lover is unquestioned, indeed at times it is too much so -- you get so possessive that you almost smother your partner. At times, your feelings are kept deep within you and, because they are so complex and intense, they frighten you -- this is the way that you try to ignore them. But the more you try to do this, the more explosive things get when you eventually do express them.
Mars is in 19 Degrees Scorpio. Your likes and dislikes are strong and intense, never casual or superficial. You are known for your persistence and willful obsession. Once you have decided on a course of action, you are unstoppable. Your emotional actions tend to be extreme, although you try to keep them muted. And you tend to release your anger as sarcasm or irony. Beware of your tendency to hold grudges and to be vengeful. When you do fight, or release your internal tensions, you do so body and soul -- you become totally passionate and your outbursts are awesome to behold.
Jupiter is in 14 Degrees Libra. You are generally good at balancing opinions and judging issues, but you tend to be indecisive when it comes to making up your own mind. You are objective and quite concerned with fair play and justice. But, when it comes to yourself, you are so aware that whatever you do might upset the apple cart that you often choose to compromise rather than do anything that might make you lonely or vulnerable. Relationships are very important to you -- you learn about yourself and grow through observing yourself interacting with others. Your æsthetic tastes are refined, but expansive and expensive.
Uranus is in 03 Degrees Pisces. You, and most of your peers, are extremely idealistic and want to change society by completely reorienting its highest religious goals and aspirations. Just be careful to make sure that your new goal structures are properly grounded in reality so that they have a chance of being accepted by the majority.You're Invited
Also we totally accept presents.
You wouldn't show up to a 10 year old's birthday without presents, would you?
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In the Beginning • Attempted coup of the wiki • RFJason CL Experiment • May 2007 • Dancing sandwich war • The Creation of the ED Mascot • ED is sued by the Australian Human Rights Commissions • An Interview with the Australian Media • Some of the most popular articles are deleted • Girlvinyl redirects ED.com domain to sanitized site for Jewgolds • Operation Restoration • ED.ch founder v& • We lose our .ch domain due to faggots, and welcome the .se with open arms • Daniel Brandt loses the game, peace is restored to ED • Bullet to the Head of the NRA
Other Notable Years: 1980s • 1990s • Y2K • 2001 • 2002 • 2003 • 2004
ED Government • ED5 • Encyclopedia Dramatica in the News • Disgraced, Missing and Dead Dramaticans • Sheneequa Turns Four • Taking down ED • Events Category |















