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Happy Birthday!













On Thursday, December 10th, your favorite wiki turned TEN! Soon you'll be a real man son :')

To mark this momentous occasion let us dive into the past and resurface with fantastic tales and reminiscing.
Since this is ED's 10th birthday party we wont bother singing faggy kiddie songs because this year we're going to LASER TAG

Will there be cake? Of course there will be cake. Hope you're not allergic to fat nuts.

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Re-Birth

On April 15th, 2011, Operation Restoration became quite possibly the only worthwhile thing shat out of the bowels of AnonOps, a (now defunct) script kiddie enabling IRC network. The idea was to restore Encyclopedia Dramatica after the domain encyclopediadramatica.com was redirected to the shitty and horrendously unfunny Know Your Meme rip off, Ohinternet. The project quickly began the night ED.com went down with sister sites encyclopediadramatica.ch and Lurkmoarpedia scraping articles from Google cache, Wayback Machine, etc. Ultimately, ED.ch proved to be more popular due to support from AnonOps, and Lurkmoarpedia was left in the dust.

Like all previous operations lead by Anon, #OpSaveED was a warzone between trolls, script kiddies, and people who were serious about restoring ED and all its glory. Many a script kiddie was determined to LOIC OhInternet out of existence, despite being told not to by everyone with half a brain cell. In order to stop said skiddie rampages, "ddos" and several other related words were blacklisted in #OpSaveED (soon to return to #ed).


   
 
<@killhamster> yes

<@killhamster> it is mature to try to destroy our website

<@killhamster> very much so
 


 
 

Killhamster - master of irony, Oh you mean like you destroyed our website?


Thanks to some dedicated folks over at #OpSaveED, ED was successful in returning the lulz to those who came here to seek them. Articles were restored (as well as some that Girlvinyl removed out of fear that someone would say something mean about her on the Internet), most images were restored, and old users gradually started coming back. All's well that ends well.



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YEAH

2009 has been yet another banner year that has blessed us with some of the more notable internet happenings that you have come to expect from this wonderful medium that we choose to exploit and use. The usual gang of internet nerds, retards, and angry mobsters have outdone themselves once again and have made 2009 an unexpectedly grand year in lulz. Folks like crusader cat have offered us a chance to brighten our days with laughter, while memes such as Zalgo have given us a pause where we might reflect upon the fact that this internet thing is quite silly, and finally, the Dan Lirette story taught us that babies only die when you kick them in the head.

But that's not all — 2009 showed us the softer side of the internet as well. Heartwarming tales such as Kenny Glenn, Cheyenne Cherry, Camille Marino, DracoGuard, and Esachasa displayed mankind's ever-open heart, sympathy, and his ability to show compassion for his fellow animals.

And that's not all! Encyclopedia Dramatica also showcased several misfortunes that senselessly deprived us of our beloved entertainers. Massive buttgrief and sorrow was expended upon the deaths of Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Patrick Swayze, and Ted Kennedy.

There have been some good irl trolls as well, the biggest being Tony48219, but let's not forget the most spectacular troll of all: the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica turned 5 this year despite all of its detractors, skeptics, haters, and doubters. During the festivities P-p-p-powerbook! won the contest for best article ever, upsetting Chris-chan. And on top of all of this internet hoopla, ED got its own forum, which would make it a tradition to destroy itself once a week.

Once again, the most important thing to know before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in the state of Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.

Drama and events from 2009

Video

January

The face that launched 1,000,000 shit brix.
Man covers himself in pubes of others. TAKE THAT, SCIENTOLOGY!
  • Boxxy takes over the internets.
All it took was a 16-year old girl to pull apart the fine fabric of insanity that is /b/.
I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO GOD DAMN FUNNY
And ur butt.
Psychiatrists immediately blamed
A very extreme video
Good night, sweet meme.
Lol 114-1 vote
  • The Dangerous Pictures Act comes into force on the 26th of this month, bricks are shat by many Britfags
Especially those with Goatse as their Windows backdrop.

February

Nevar Fucking Forget
Cross-dressing, animal torturing, mentally unbalanced, rageaholic faggot who will never forget your slander and will have his/her revenge.
  • ED:Upgrade 2009
Encyclopedia Dramatica was read only for 24ish hours as we went from web 1.0 to 2.5. ED is slow is now old meme.
Brits rejoice with plentiful amounts of sodomy.
When it came to 4chan's attention that some loser dipshit was abusing a cat, it took the internet superheroes less than 24 hours for to identify, locate and dispatch the Party Van.
  • Octomom makes a website begging for moeny.
Oh, and we found out that she was unemployed, uneducated, and wanted to look like Angelina Jolie.
February started with a bang of lulz when a Comcast employee in the Phoenix area decided the game needed to be livened up a bit, with cock.
Gamerfags given the chance to go outside; too bad they all just played some other mmo.
What have we learned here? Chimps are not people too. They are psychopathic killing machines that will eat your face if you change your hairstyle.
You'll be saying lol every time.
  • Xzibit gets sick of being a meme
Throws a fit on twitter.

March

Sup dawg we heard you like to whine like a bitch.
PRETTY TOUGH FOR SOMEONE NAMED INTERNET HATE MACHINE
/b/'s newest camwhore. Instead of posting tits, this one posts eggs.
Encyclopedia Dramatica, in a moment of insanity, re-opened the "kiddie pool" on the IRC server...lulz ensued.
A terribly embarrassing commercial for an anime convention turns into annoying internet sensation.
Her most notable act.
Eat your heart out, Chris Hansen; this guy not only hunts pedophiles, he does something about it.
Men's prison. Not little girl's prison.
2004: A girl gets tricked into stripping nude and giving an old guy a BJ in a McDonald's back room, caught on security camera. The man is eventually arrested and sued for the event. 2009: Uncensored video footage of said event leaks on to 4chan. The internet collectively orgasms.
Many Norton product users have been discovering a file called Norton_PIFTS 3-9-2009 19h29m27s.txt sitting in their computer's C:\temp folder.
A bat hitches a ride on the Discovery, quits irl.
I'm starting to accept my babby did do some bad things, I am very sorry for his actions, it wasn't the first time he did this.
300 pt. 2 in internet popularity.

April

Tony48219 becomes the first YouTube an hero
He is here to preach the word of God, promote the music of My Chemical Romance, and let you know that HE IS NOT GAY!!!11!11!1
Nevar forget.
Has a fellatable neck.
HOLY SHIT EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!!!1
Do you like beards? Do you want to throw your hot dog down a hallway? Of course you do. Just make sure you have plenty of cash.
Apparently, retards have feelings, and every time you use the word "retard", you make them feel sad inside and... well... retarded.
Proving, once again, the absolute power of /b/ when they have their panties in a knot, someone finally decided to wage war against annoying telemarketers.
Possible winner of the Golden iPod award.
RIP internet's first namecat.
Z͉̙̊͠A͇͈̳̹̤͊̅̐ͤ̎͋̚͘L͂̀̚G̺͎̮̟̽̒͗ͫ̿̌O̪͔͇̜̩͎̪͗ͥ̓́̀ͥ ̦̲̫̘̊̒̿̃i̦̼̻ͣͥ̕s̤͚̺̻̻̮̭̆ ͤ̂҉͚̭̪̘̣͍̙c̴͙̃̐ͣͨ̈́ô͍͈̜̣̺̎̃͌́ͅͅm͈̭͔̦̮̩͇̓̒̅̒̽͞iͦ̀n̲͈̝̹̺͕ͮğͯ͂ͫ ̫̭ͩ͠t̲̻̳̗͑o͆͑͌̿̔ ͟r͍̦͎̳͇͈̱̆̔ͦ̊ͭ͗̌u̼͒ͫ́̾̐ͨ͠i̥̩͙̖ͣͫ̂̄͛͌͘ṉ̬̀̌ͤͥ̓̍̑͜ ̥̥̠̦͇̹ͨ͛ͨ͗y͕̝̫͓̭͈͒ͨ̅͛̔ͅo̱̝̟̼̺̻ͨͨ͗̌͝u̙̜ͬͪr͙̗̪̟͔̞̭͒ ͇͕̬̝̃̓͒̏̽͘ͅͅt̨̹̟͍̫e̫̲̯̒ẍ̪͖̑́̓̏t̺̹ͪͯ̉ͮ̎s͌ͬ̓̃ ̟ͯͨ̃̀ͬ̚̚̕a̟̞͚̮̻ͮ̿́̋̅̂̚͢n͉̈́d͎͉́̇ͯ̊ͣ͗ ̡̝̘̯͙͚͍̔͊̈̍ͨb̹̱͈̦͓̲͒ͩͤ̆ͭͯ̆l̔a̅ͣ͝cͣ̄ͭk̠̞ę̝̖̫̦̗͛́͂̉ṋ̥̓̀ ̗̱͎͕̉̅̂̀ͩ͒ͫu͙͖̱͚ͥ̉̓̓́́p̠̖̜̺̳͓̄ ̗͈̩̪̲͂̽͌͐͒͜y͚ͫͨ͗ͤo͚̜uͨ҉̻͉̫͉̬͚̯r̭̩̫͉̘ͪ̈́̃̀̋̈́́̚ ͮͤ͌̿ͬ̊̕p͈̥̰̖͒̍̊̉i̷̐̍͊̈̀̾́c̢͉̣͈͎̤s̳̤̱̲̜͍̍ͮͥ̚͡.̴͎̻͎̮͔́
  • ED is mentioned in a leaked government document "2009 Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment" (on Slashdot)

May

Oh god put that away
And getting second on a top rated reality show
goes
Casualfags win
And If you EVER criticize anything on his profile, he will throw a shit fit and threaten to kill and rape you.
A mass upload of porn onto YouTube with tags such as MarbleCake, Jonas Brothers, and Hannah Montana. YouTube admins got really pissed off, lulz were had on a scale that surpassed 9,000, and Rules 1 and 2 were broken on several occasions by trolls and newfags, several of which were interviewed by the BBC.
The goons at Something Awful uncover a story rife with deceit, hypocrisy, and illicit affairs: that of Myah Walker, Dan Lirette, and their braindead lovechild.
  • Cracked article cites and quotes multiple ED articles as part of a review of of five wikis other than TOW. link
Lol, Metapedia

June

No, no it's not
Now he can reenact Thriller!
Kazantzakis with an excellent piece of eJournalism
Like City-glitter 2.0, but this time trolling Fundies instead of Animal Rights fags.
back after the whole Vanguard drama-fest.
Gets ruined by anonymous
gets exposed as a dogfucker.
But he would later pop up on EDF and claim he learned better.
2009 showing a trend of gamers becoming more and more annoying
The grim reaper showed up and he's pissed.
But The Perfect Drug was fucking awesome dude.
Haters gonna hate
Now your irl friends can learn about ED stuff without being grossed out.

July

It's just a fun thing, really
Baww
Millions had to use normal porn sites.
Looks forward to talking about shits
wtf?
Another success story!
Botched contest makes for one of the best pages on ED.
Thousands of nerds cry
I AM NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING

August

Oh wow
Fritzl 2.0
Be afraid.
Like, holy shit.
Hates cyberbullying
  • Ted Kennedy dies from brain cancer
thus continuing the family tradition of HNNNNNNGGGGG.

September

He loves bowlcuts so much even his fursuit has a bowlcut.
Too bad it's a boring grindfest, also released with Fallen Earth and Champions Online.
Decides ED is the number one obstacle on the path to animal rights.
Becomes top selling shirt in the lollershop, only really long lasting meme on EDF to date.
HAHAHA
Yo 2009, I'm real happy for you, but 2007 had some of the best lolcows of all time. OF ALL TIME!
Bobby Hill lol
  • Patrick Swayze also HNNNNNNGGGGGs from cancer.
I love 2009
Got a free ice cream cone as 1000th customer.
"Extreme faggotry is not allowed on ED, unless I approve of it of course. And by the way, sysops can't be banned ^__^ "

October

HAHAHA
Can you source this claim?
Blind EverQuest II player can't see game, sues SOE
Responds with "I did it for the lulz" as a motive
Half of America stops and stares at a silver balloon as they get fuckin' owned by a 6 year old troll
DMCAing parody images. Nice perjury dude.
Oh god, Conservatives are learning how to use youtube.
  • Evony, plagiarism now My Lord
Bruce Everiss sued in a country he's never been to.
It's weird how often pedos with articles on ED get jailed, isn't it?
  • Obama wins the Most useless Nobel Peace Prize for no fucking reason.
At least Al Gore had a god damn PowerPoint.
Quest to find the greatest article in the history of ED.
  • Rifqa Bary runs off to florida to escape the evil clutches of her Muslim dad
she's imagining everything
But he's such a good director!!
You'd hate God too if you looked like this

November

oic
Chans getting vanned for CP is always funny
BAI AERALIK!
WEEB!
Leaked to EQ2Flames - and a year's worth of his work shitcanned by other devs!
NUH-UH! ONLY PC'S GET VIRII
It's not prostituting if it's just oral!
The ghost of 12chan incurred again.
Arab massacres 13 soldiers. New high score on nightmare mode!
I guess
People care about baseball again, proving hate motivates.
Omg niggies are the best thing ever.
This man/woman/bunny is seriously fucked up.

December

Powerbook, staying classy.
We made it five years? What!
  • Amanda Knox gets sentenced to 26 years of lesbian prison sex on tape.
BEING A SLUT IS NOT A CRIME
Make fun of L Ron, get money.
CBS trolls millions
Suck it, CWC fanboys.
Surprisingly, it wasn't a cock.
HOT~
  • Silvio Berlusconi
Smack That
After Bill Clinton did it, it became kinda old meme
Eight months of animal abuse all wrapped up!

See also

Dramatic Years
Preceded by
2008
2009 Succeeded by
2010
Featured article December 31, 2009
Preceded by
Chanology Contest
ED10 Succeeded by
Food Not Bombs


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==Drama and Events from 2010==

January

Watt is satire?
The Australian Media goes apeshit over the Aboriginal article. Some argue it was Bunbajee who tipped the media off. Needless to say, he was richly rewarded for his efforts.
  • Australia bans girls with small breasts and female ejaculation
Oops, you're a pedo!
Broadcasted live to you in EQ2's Nagafen server!
lol, aids.
Emails bomb towns and cities across America.
Freenode destroyed. Again.
New disease discovered and treatment recommended.
  • Haiti blows the fuck up.
Starting the year off right.
Wait... that's really what they're calling it?
Conan O'Brien takes his $32 million and STILL makes Jay Leno look like a douchebag
And one of the criminals who did it was never arrested :(
Krautchan teaches us about Poland's inability to space
A tangled web is unravelled as we all try to find out whodunnit.
  • Weev elected president of a reunited GNAA
Good things are gonna come and that's all that I can say.

February

Shockingly, the internet is unimpressed.
It's ED in ur inbox.
fanny pack boosts strength
WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO THIS JPEG ARRRRR
/sp/ trolls Fat Man.
He eats his fruits and veggies
Pisses off the media, Democrats, Republicans, Jon Stuart
gets blamed for not being able to turn
Anonymous fights Australian censorship.
turns a new chapter in e-lawyer history
/v/ destroyed
Cyberbullying experts on YouTube taking down ED. Again.
Millions bored.
Supposed to be the hip new MMO spot... right?

March

Cyberbullying activist attention whores cream themselves
700,000 very ugly people curse us.
taking the five people who read it to school.
gets taunted and then embarrassed on worldwidewebs
laughed at
Diapercult!
About 500 Christians, mostly women and children, butchered with machetes by Muslims. Complicity suspected from the military as they allowed it to happen and did not intervene.
Ed Lollington expected to laugh it out of court.
  • Joseph Evers contacted by Australian Human Rights Commission over abo article
Response, later covered by ninemsn and CBS news.
Sicks his doggs
ED on the scene to cover sweaty political bloggers.
Trolling's been a felony for 4 years!
Think twice before sending your nudes over iPhone. Or anything for that matter.
Ediots aren't much better, but at least we (mostly) don't wear spandex.
I just don't get it
I hate faggots.
Have fun developing a game that less than 30 people play!

April

causes earthquake
Trying to hide the fact that he was cheating on his wife, real info hit EQ2Flames like planes and towers
Site 404s shortly after, after being up for 15 years.
I think that we shouldn't have oil spills, but no one ever listens to me
Were you creeped out by the Family Feud guy always kissing everyone? Now imagine if those contestants were ages 7-12.
How do they work?
[fake] Social event of the year! You're invited! And you're invited!
urgh...
not internet related, whatever
Yay fanboys!
  • Pandas vandalize the Catholic church amid more pedophilia accusations
I blame the Jews
and 84 other government officials
Good night, sweet prince
3 years later and she still hasn't learned
Revolution Muslim trolls back
Omg it's so gross don't watch it!!1

May

the latter features moot causing some terrorism
Worse than that, she's a liberal
  • DIO, TIME TO GO
Dio's fans have a tough time "stomaching" his death, ha-ha
  • DrMusic2, the werejohncandy, tagged and bagged.
No fucking idea
Molly Norris creates event, pussies out.
LOL JEWS
WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT DEATH LOL
In Soviet Russia, football messes with you!
  • Muslims, ever butthurt, attack some Swede.
JihadJane would be proud.
More cat abuse, more resulting ruin
Vanessa Hudgens 2.0
Crank that weeaboo
on ur news, furrying ur scene kids
  • U413's Alex Ford is on the scene
IM PRESSIN CHARGES
Get it? Unabrower? hehe
Autistic cartoonist-wannabe threatens critics with shotguns.

June

Gay pedophilia is no laughing matter
FALCON...
Believed to have accidentally hanged himself
I don't get it but w/e
Butthurt ensues because he doesn't use the traditional pwning method of broken beer bottles and steel-toe Doc Martens.
CORPORATIONS MAN, THE CORPORATIONS
AT&T did weev, never 4get
He handed over boocoo Jew Golds to have his ED article ethnically cleansed from Jewgle. This was relevant to Anon's interests.
Stephen Conroy expected to be next
  • Vuvuzela debuts in the 2010 World Cup and /b/
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
CWC trolls' favorite internet dog gets much mourning.

Jewly

Bricks were shat
  • Faust travels to Canada.
For ED IRC love with Pory.
Insult 4chan, get pageviews from 4chan, get cash, repeat.
When did Jessi Slaughter write a book?
Consequences, never be the same, etc.
Jews, hispanics, catholics, arabs, mormons, Communists
Oregon teapartiers take the We Are Legion slogan, bricks are shat.
  • Paul the Octopus is undefeated
Soccer proven pointless.
lol, murderers.
So many tempo-memes.

August

Pedonig, away.
Saves his sister from rape, gets ridiculed by the world.
KAWAII cat gets discarded, caught in the act by hidden camera, ruination follows.
Disgraced after she drops her nudes and cries when people talk bad about her.
The whole world is shit.

September

BEN will haunt you forever.
Stalked by state attorney general for the crime of being gay. Thankfully we have straight men in office willing to learn everything they can about the homosexual menace.
IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT GUYS!!
Snoop Dogg is not a fan of cybercrime.
You shouldn't have done that...
People do not fucking learn about abusing animals and posting it on the internet.
Jumps off a bridge, the only reasonable reaction.
Reddit and /b/ send unwelcome well wishes.
Turns out to be the worst new MMORPG released of all time.
Chinese gold-farmers get DDOS'd and spammed with Bass Masters Online.

October

THEY'RE ROCKSTARS LIVIN' ON THE EDGE-!
Ponyfags get unleashed!
(That means he committed suicide.)
2 DAMN HIGH!

November

So you're incredibly happy about your team winning its first world series. Let's loot some shit!
He is ignored by all, especially Chris-Chan.

December

HOLY SHIT ASSANGE!
Other members of the dementia community leak his music, including songs about dickgirls.
  • Venomfangx returns to Youtube triumphantly! Thankfully this time around he brought less Christfaggotry but consequentially and sadly less drama for everyone to enjoy.

See also

Dramatic Years
Preceded by
2009
2010 Succeeded by
2011


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Dramatica Events from 2011

January

The mighty three letter message.
  • 711chan tries to hoard the bronies
Now they're getting desperate.
Gabrielle Giffords is still laughing at him.
Resuming his usual schedule of yelling at 13 year old boys on the internet.
  • ED's twitter delivers a heartbreaking tweet.
The first attempt to bring OhInternet to the scene only to be stopped with the message "RIP" leading to people protesting against its closure.
Sand niggers united.
  • 4chon.net was birthed; simply a carbon copy of 4chon.org
NekoArc is not smiling.
  • Meduka sets a mark as one of the worst anime fandoms in history
Taught the internet that being Meguca was suffering.
Their perversion over cartoon horses lead to 4chan's temporary death.
  • AHS drama reaches its end
The idol they worshipped got married. Fanboy tears were shed for their irritating Japanese pop star.
  • weev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's greatest sysop ever, is arrested.
FREE WEEV
  • Atimon is still in love with a cartoon meerkat
TIMON DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!
The new ginger King of /b/ is not pleased.
Reason for doing so was never stated.
Peace has been disrupted.
Leads to her father's violence and ultimately lead her to live in a foster home.
Only to get it deleted. RIP
New place for bronies and pedos everywhere.

February

Call of Duty fanboys drop their shit.
Bronies and faggots are pissed; /b/ engages in a shitstorm. For almost four seconds. As of now, you can post ponies and mods don't give two fucks.

March

Event is now translated by five different fansub groups.
I can has money?
Her hearing aid is set to weeaboo.
Max should have closed the damn thing down by now

April

What nightmares are made of.
Trollfaces everywhere.
You know what this means.
The abortion known as OhInternet was born.
Releases our beautiful ED 2.0
But that still doesn't make them ok in our book.
OH GOD WHY
  • PSN closed, due to hackers
brb dox
  • Lurkmoarpedia and some other shitty ED mirror get spammed out of existence.
And nothing of value was lost.
LIAT gets mad.
Arguing with admins is fucking serious.
He's just getting worse.
Nigger and hill billy cities were the only targets. God Bless America!
Lead to everyone selling mountains of cookie cutter shit dedicated to it.

May

~*~you will always be in our heartz ~*~
Now this is personal, Jews.
Down the toilet where it belongs.
Hacking storm ensues.
  • LulzSec goes on a hacking rampage
Fox X Factor, Fox Sales Database, UK ATM Database, SONY Japan and PBS were all hacked within a month.
No wait nvm
HNNNGGGGGG
Keep that old hairy dong away from her you fucking Jew.
  • Despite only being up for a few months, 4chon.net starts causing some major drama on the tubes.
Just look at Seisatsu's floppy dong!
savetheinternet loses $130 in the process and is forced to beg for money.
She gets it
These deaths are getting suspicious now...
You may have cybered with a politician, ladies.
138 people killed within the small portion it hit.

June

gtfo plz
The first warning to LulzSec members.
Good Night Sweet Prince ;__;
Thank you triple digits!
The greatest mystery in life, EDF2's database password, was really niggers1. The shock of the century.
What an artist the world hath lost.
No Tom, your comics do not make up for those mental scars.
Do we really have to elaborate on the results?
  • GreenReaper continues to make an ass of himself by stalking a 15 year old girl and repeatedly calling the ISP of an ED sysop he didn't like.
On a side note, half of WikiFur's regulars got banned in the process.
Received national coverage despite the fact that it only killed four people.
Dox'd by Daniel Brandt Meepsheep. (EDitors note: He called the fucking cops on me!)
Disappointment ensued.

July

ED goes down for more than a week
This time it's legal!
ED is back stronger than ever.
Good for you, Norway!
Though she was dead inside for years...
Needless to say, it didn't work.
Will these fucking furfags ever learn?
So far, nobody gave a shit.
We're still debating over his gender.
Got defrocked by August.
The internet will miss him.
  • KrappleGuy goes to Vegas to fuck a girl from the internet
Didn't go exactly as planned.
Did it as an attempt to weasel out of his commissions.

August

An EDiot celebrating CIGARSEX
Hey, we all need a new pair of shoes.
Doing God's work by getting rid of a furry.
  • Tablecow and his army of 1337 hax0rs destory ED in the name of his hero Taekesi.
What he fails to realize is that Taekesi is really three trolls who get off by messing with people like Tablecow.
Another reason to hate deviantART a little more.
Separated at birth?
lolReach
Her father died of a heart attack. His heart dun goof'd.
  • paz is appointed as the new president of the GNAA
Won his voters through his debate against bzb and toastmonster as he made fart noises during their speeches.
Move over, Casual Friday.

September

Spill one out for a fallen homie.
THIS IS A TEST
And the attention whores got v&
  • Doe Deere offered her house and poisoned cats to be used in a Locketship photo session
Used as an attempt to show off her and her shitty make-up. Nobody took up her offer leading her to cry like a bitch.
Stolen approximately $100 from her and gave her a picture of her middle finger.

October

Now introducing the hipster coffin.
Now you can be lonely with the rest of the internet.
That's what he gets for founding Apple.
WHY APPLE WHY
Congratulations on downloading shit to go along with shit.
YHBT by Jimbo Wales.
Guess who's the winner.
There is a god!
With a knife
Got dox'd hard
you will not be missed
We're keeping your ED dream alive
2011 Father of the Year nominee
  • Chris-chan and his mother were arrested for disturbing the Game Place
Even as a tranny, he never learns.
The best comic ever made.

November

Bill9929. That smile didn't last long
Didn't go according to plan...
  • SOPA spreads fear throughout the tubes
###################
Just keeping over-privileged college kids in their place
STATUS: CRYING/DOX'D
The best meme of the year follows shortly after.

December

With predictable results.
  • Amurikan military quietly leaves Irack in a pile of shit and shambles.
The Iraqi terrorists gleefully celebrate their liberation and the departure of American troops by going on a party-spree of suicide bombings.
  • Paul Christoforo caps off the year by shit-talking to customers, having a transcript and dox dropped by Penny Arcade, then digs himself even deeper.

Happy New Year

World ends faster than you can say Candlejack, and no one gives a sh-

See also

Dramatic Years
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2011 Succeeded by
2012
Featured article December 30th and 31st, 2011
Preceded by
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Dramatica Events from 2012

January

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"Anal." (with a hint of lemon)
He did it for the lulz.
Much drama results in a new era of GNAA trolling of Wikipedia
YOU DAMN HACKERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN RUIN MY WEEKEND DON'T YOU

February

Weeaboos return to Rizon
  • Kony 2012 is released. Joseph Kony remains free.

March

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DOIN IT N DOIN IT N DOIN IT WELL

April

At last, a film that captures the true beauty and majesty of Scotland.
Exposed as raging faggot (although this was always known)
Similar outcome.
  • Potato girl discovers her Internet fame, drama ensues.
YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG POTATO.
  • Tupac rises from the dead

May

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June

  • Hipcrime gets banned from Wikipedia due to homophobia of the most extreme variety
Wikipedia IRC raped into oblivion as a result
  • Ironholds named enemy of the lulz #1 due to reasons stated above
He's also totally smooth with the ladies
  • Spoony goes into meltdown in a massive twitter eDrama war with his fellow TGWTG colleagues.
  • zee packets ED IRC
rip lulznet

July

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HOLY SPREE KILLING, BATMAN!!
DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR NATION SUCKS, LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE
Even he could do it

August

London Olympics continues. ED is not impressed. :\
PLEASE STOP COMPARING US TO ANONOPS

September

ED goes in hard, no lube.

October

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You can choose either the half Mexican or the nigger.
  • Jimmy Savile Begins to dominate the Britfag media with his 50 year reign of pedofillia and corpse fucking.


November

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December

O RLY?
YA RLY
Go get 'em, boys!
Some guy goes for the high score on hard mode by going to a preschool for smaller targets.


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Dramatica Events from 2013

January

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It succeeds in both the UK and US contests, but Axe/Lynx disqualifies him in a display of ultra e-faggotry.
LE ALWAYS REMEMBER LE
CHARLES DARWIN FTW

February

From nigger cop to nigger hero

March

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  • Weev goes to jail for 41 months
  • TJ Lane goes to trial wearing a "Killer" t-shirt, is sentenced.
"The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you." - TJ Lane

April

  • /s4s/ is created as a joke board on 4chan, but is kept around as a board for funposting/ironic shitposting.
4chan would never be the same.
  • DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
HASHTAG Margaret Thatcher

May

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  • First Topkek thread is started on /s4s/. Mods intervene, bump limit is removed, OC flourishes, and a meme is born.
"could this be the birth of an ebin new meme?" - s4s

June

July

Scooby flounces.
  • Scooby Werkstatt is doxed on 4chan's /fit/ board. Tragedy ensues, Scooby deletes everything, and releases his tripcode.

August

  • Chemical weapons are used in Syria

September

  • Bashar Al-Assad, the president of Syria gets pwnd by the UN security council over having chemical weapons

October

  • On October 1 the U.S. Government started a "Shut Down" which is what happens when congress forces federal government employees to forcibly go on strike just so congress can prove how big their penis is.
  • Healthcare.gov is launched; Crashes and burns.
  • October 2 Op Wreckingball managed to put Miley Cyrus in the news as being the victim of an elaborate hoax. In response she tweeted "I am the happiest girl in the world".
In response to Op Wreckingball Sinead O'Connor told Miley Cyrus to "put your clothes on"
  • The Americunt government continued to hold hearings into the NSA and its controversial use of data mining, including tracking people IRL by their use of their cell phone. In response the NSA said "We don't do that in America, the FBI does". The NSA then denied running a fake social networking site for the purpose of tracking everyones friends. Some argue that the FBI must be running that one too.
  • After being convicted of war crimes it was decided that Charles Taylor would serve out his 50 year prison sentence for the murder of 220,000 people in the United Kingdom.

November

  • Onideus's reign of babbyfur autism comes to a crashing halt as he is booted from the ED kewl kids club in a fit of butthurt. The entirety of ED then proceeded to dance upon his grave.

December

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  • Name: ED
  • December 10 2014
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Rising Sign is in 09 Degrees Pisces Very sensitive to your surroundings, other people's feelings become your feelings. Try to avoid negative people because your tendency to empathize with them will make you negative also. A dreamer, you like to escape to a world of your own creation. As such, you are known for the vividness of your imagination and should try to share your inner visions with others. Very self-sacrificial by nature, beware of others becoming overly dependent on you or vice versa.

Sun is in 19 Degrees Sagittarius. Very fun-loving, spirited and energetic, you have a huge reservoir of physical energy within you that needs to be released. As such, sitting at a keyboard shooping cocks for hours is very important to you. Quite gregarious, you enjoy being with other people, but you tend to avoid emotionally restrictive or intimate relationships. Constantly curious about the broader issues of life, you may at times be quite careless and sloppy about details -- you tend to leap to conclusions before all the facts are in. An avid reader, you are totally enthusiastic about any given subject should it interest you. You are known for being homophobic, racist, anti-semitic and in general, very positive!

Moon is in 01 Degrees Sagittarius. An idealist, you prefer the grand, the beautiful, the good and the noble. You get very disappointed when your high expectations in life are not met. Very curious by nature, you enjoy traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. Try to avoid your tendency to ignore the small but important details of living. You are independent and free, and you want others to be that way, too. Optimistic, buoyant and cheerful, others like to have you around. You have an incessant desire to learn as much as possible about metaphysics, religion, philosophy and any other broad, deep subject - so you can properly ridicule it. Your life tends to be punctuated by bursts of energy and frenetic activity.

Mercury is in 17 Degrees Sagittarius. Your mind is very curious and inquisitive, always seeking information on a wide variety of topics. The broader the subject matter (philosophy, science, religion, metaphysics), the more it will appeal to you. You prefer to deal with abstractions -- the small but important details associated with any subject tend to slip your grasp. You are known for being blunt, honest and truthful.

Venus is in 22 Degrees Scorpio. Your feelings about others are deep, powerful, intense and complex. When you like someone, you do so totally and obsessively - if you do not like someone, they do not exist. Your faithfulness and loyalty to your lover is unquestioned, indeed at times it is too much so -- you get so possessive that you almost smother your partner. At times, your feelings are kept deep within you and, because they are so complex and intense, they frighten you -- this is the way that you try to ignore them. But the more you try to do this, the more explosive things get when you eventually do express them.

Mars is in 19 Degrees Scorpio. Your likes and dislikes are strong and intense, never casual or superficial. You are known for your persistence and willful obsession. Once you have decided on a course of action, you are unstoppable. Your emotional actions tend to be extreme, although you try to keep them muted. And you tend to release your anger as sarcasm or irony. Beware of your tendency to hold grudges and to be vengeful. When you do fight, or release your internal tensions, you do so body and soul -- you become totally passionate and your outbursts are awesome to behold.

Jupiter is in 14 Degrees Libra. You are generally good at balancing opinions and judging issues, but you tend to be indecisive when it comes to making up your own mind. You are objective and quite concerned with fair play and justice. But, when it comes to yourself, you are so aware that whatever you do might upset the apple cart that you often choose to compromise rather than do anything that might make you lonely or vulnerable. Relationships are very important to you -- you learn about yourself and grow through observing yourself interacting with others. Your æsthetic tastes are refined, but expansive and expensive.

Uranus is in 03 Degrees Pisces. You, and most of your peers, are extremely idealistic and want to change society by completely reorienting its highest religious goals and aspirations. Just be careful to make sure that your new goal structures are properly grounded in reality so that they have a chance of being accepted by the majority.

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