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On Thursday, December 10th, your favorite wiki turned TEN! Soon you'll be a real man son :')

To mark this momentous occasion let us dive into the past and resurface with fantastic tales and reminiscing.
Since this is ED's 10th birthday party we wont bother singing faggy kiddie songs because this year we're going to LASER TAG

Will there be cake? Of course there will be cake. Hope you're not allergic to fat nuts.

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Re-Birth

Even Anita joins the festivities

On April 15th, 2011, Operation Restoration became quite possibly the only worthwhile thing shat out of the bowels of AnonOps, a (now defunct) script kiddie enabling IRC network. The idea was to restore Encyclopedia Dramatica after the domain encyclopediadramatica.com was redirected to the shitty and horrendously unfunny Know Your Meme rip off, Ohinternet. The project quickly began the night ED.com went down with sister sites encyclopediadramatica.ch and Lurkmoarpedia scraping articles from Google cache, Wayback Machine, etc. Ultimately, ED.ch proved to be more popular due to support from AnonOps, and Lurkmoarpedia was left in the dust.

Like all previous operations lead by Anon, #OpSaveED was a warzone between trolls, script kiddies, and people who were serious about restoring ED and all its glory. Many a script kiddie was determined to LOIC OhInternet out of existence, despite being told not to by everyone with half a brain cell. In order to stop said skiddie rampages, "ddos" and several other related words were blacklisted in #OpSaveED (soon to return to #ed).


   
 
<@killhamster> yes

<@killhamster> it is mature to try to destroy our website

<@killhamster> very much so
 


 
 

Killhamster - master of irony, Oh you mean like you destroyed our website?


Thanks to some dedicated folks over at #OpSaveED, ED was successful in returning the lulz to those who came here to seek them. Articles were restored (as well as some that Girlvinyl removed out of fear that someone would say something


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2009 in a nutshell.

2009 has been yet another banner year that has blessed us with some of the more notable internet happenings that you have come to expect from this wonderful medium that we choose to exploit and use. The usual gang of internet nerds, retards, and angry mobsters have outdone themselves once again and have made 2009 an unexpectedly grand year in lulz. Folks like crusader cat have offered us a chance to brighten our days with laughter, while memes such as Zalgo have given us a pause where we might reflect upon the fact that this internet thing is quite silly, and finally, the Dan Lirette story taught us that babies only die when you kick them in the head.

But that's not all—2009 showed us the softer side of the internet as well. Heartwarming tales such as Kenny Glenn, Cheyenne Cherry, Camille Marino, DracoGuard, and Esachasa displayed mankind's ever-open heart, sympathy, and his ability to show compassion for his fellow animals.

And that's not all! Encyclopedia Dramatica also showcased several misfortunes that senselessly deprived us of our beloved entertainers. Massive buttgrief and sorrow was expended upon the deaths of Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Patrick Swayze, and Ted Kennedy.

There have been some good irl trolls as well, the biggest being Tony48219, but let's not forget the most spectacular troll of all: the fact that Encyclopedia Dramatica turned 5 this year despite all of its detractors, skeptics, haters, and doubters. During the festivities P-p-p-powerbook! won the contest for best article ever, upsetting Chris-chan. And on top of all of this internet hoopla, ED got its own forum, which would make it a tradition to destroy itself once a week.

Once again, the most important thing to know before reading this article is that Fred Bauder cannot practice law in the state of Colorado due to soliciting a client's wife for prostitution.


EDiots look back on 2009.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Events

January

The face that launched 1,000,000 shit brix.

February

Nevar Fucking Forget

March

Sup dawg we heard you like to whine like a bitch.

April

Tony48219 becomes the first YouTube an hero
  • Angry Homo Kid becomes known.
  • Columbine's 10th anniversary.
  • Dick Neck becomes known.
  • Pig Flu becomes known. Like AIDS, the Pig Flu was probably invented by the Jewish Secret Service to scare you.
  • The Hipster Grifter becomes known.
  • The R Word is a thing these days. Both online and IRL.
  • This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle is expiring becomes known; /b/ decides to wage war against those annoying telemarketers.
  • Tony48219 (YouTube Favicon.png Tony48219) kills fellow YouTuber YouTube Favicon.png AsiaMcGowan after an e-argument.
  • Tubcat dies.
  • Zalgo i̦̼̻ͣͥ̕s̤͚̺̻̻̮̭̆ ͤ̂҉͚̭̪̘̣͍̙c̴͙̃̐ͣͨ̈́ô͍͈̜̣̺̎̃͌́ͅͅm͈̭͔̦̮̩͇̓̒̅̒̽͞iͦ̀n̲͈̝̹̺͕ͮğͯ͂ͫ ̫̭ͩ͠t̲̻̳̗͑o͆͑͌̿̔ ͟r͍̦͎̳͇͈̱̆̔ͦ̊ͭ͗̌u̼͒ͫ́̾̐ͨ͠i̥̩͙̖ͣͫ̂̄͛͌͘ṉ̬̀̌ͤͥ̓̍̑͜ ̥̥̠̦͇̹ͨ͛ͨ͗y͕̝̫͓̭͈͒ͨ̅͛̔ͅo̱̝̟̼̺̻ͨͨ͗̌͝u̙̜ͬͪr͙̗̪̟͔̞̭͒ ͇͕̬̝̃̓͒̏̽͘ͅͅt̨̹̟͍̫e̫̲̯̒ẍ̪͖̑́̓̏t̺̹ͪͯ̉ͮ̎s͌ͬ̓̃ ̟ͯͨ̃̀ͬ̚̚̕a̟̞͚̮̻ͮ̿́̋̅̂̚͢n͉̈́d͎͉́̇ͯ̊ͣ͗ ̡̝̘̯͙͚͍̔͊̈̍ͨb̹̱͈̦͓̲͒ͩͤ̆ͭͯ̆l̔a̅ͣ͝cͣ̄ͭk̠̞ę̝̖̫̦̗͛́͂̉ṋ̥̓̀ ̗̱͎͕̉̅̂̀ͩ͒ͫu͙͖̱͚ͥ̉̓̓́́p̠̖̜̺̳͓̄ ̗͈̩̪̲͂̽͌͐͒͜y͚ͫͨ͗ͤo͚̜uͨ҉̻͉̫͉̬͚̯r̭̩̫͉̘ͪ̈́̃̀̋̈́́̚ ͮͤ͌̿ͬ̊̕p͈̥̰̖͒̍̊̉i̷̐̍͊̈̀̾́c̢͉̣͈͎̤s̳̤̱̲̜͍̍ͮͥ̚͡.̴͎̻͎̮͔́
  • ED is mentioned in a leaked government document "2009 Virginia Terrorism Threat Assessment" (on Slashdot).

May

Oh god put that away

June

No, no it's not
Now he can reenact Thriller!

July

It's just a fun thing, really.

August

September

He loves bowlcuts so much even his fursuit has a bowlcut.

October

HAHAHA

November

oic

December

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The History of Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Events:
In Chronological Order

In the BeginningAttempted coup of the wikiRFJason CL ExperimentMay 2007Dancing sandwich warED turns 5Creation of the ED MascotED sued by Australian Human Rights CommissionsAustralian Media interviewSheneequa Turns FourGirlvinyl deletes "Niggers"DeHippo replaces ED with KYM cloneOperation RestorationNew ED founder v& ◆ We change domains over 9000 times for various, hilarious reasons ◆ EDF2 game on the newsED turns 10

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ED GovernmentEncyclopedia Dramatica in the NewsDisgraced, Missing and Dead DramaticansTaking down ED

Dramatic Years
Preceded by
2008
2009 Succeeded by
2010
Featured article December 31, 2009
Preceded by
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Food Not Bombs
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2010 was a great year for ED in regards to publicity. However, this was the last year when the internet wasn't completely garbage yet like it is now in 2019. Also, our comrade ODB became an hero; RIP.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Drama and Events from 2010

January

Watt is satire?
The Australian Media goes apeshit over the Aboriginal article. Some argue it was Bunbajee who tipped the media off. Needless to say, he was richly rewarded for his efforts.
  • Australia bans girls with small breasts and female ejaculation
Oops, you're a pedo!
Broadcasted live to you in EQ2's Nagafen server!
lol, aids.
Emails bomb towns and cities across America.
Freenode destroyed. Again.
New disease discovered and treatment recommended.
Starting the year off right.
Wait... that's really what they're calling it?
Conan O'Brien takes his $32 million and STILL makes Jay Leno look like a douchebag
And one of the criminals who did it was never arrested :(
Krautchan teaches us about Poland's inability to space
A tangled web is unravelled as we all try to find out whodunnit.
  • Weev elected president of a reunited GNAA
Good things are gonna come and that's all that I can say.

February

Shockingly, the internet is unimpressed.
It's ED in ur inbox.
fanny pack boosts strength
WHY CAN'T I LOG IN TO THIS JPEG ARRRRR
/sp/ trolls Fat Man.
He eats his fruits and veggies
Pisses off the media, Democrats, Republicans, Jon Stuart
gets blamed for not being able to turn
Anonymous fights Australian censorship.
turns a new chapter in e-lawyer history
/v/ destroyed
Cyberbullying experts on YouTube taking down ED. Again.
Millions bored.
Supposed to be the hip new MMO spot... right?

March

Cyberbullying activist attention whores cream themselves
700,000 very ugly people curse us.
taking the five people who read it to school.
gets taunted and then embarrassed on worldwidewebs
laughed at
Diapercult!
About 500 Christians, mostly women and children, butchered with machetes by Muslims. Complicity suspected from the military as they allowed it to happen and did not intervene.
Ed Lollington expected to laugh it out of court.
  • Joseph Evers contacted by Australian Human Rights Commission over abo article
Response, later covered by ninemsn and CBS news.
Sicks his doggs
ED on the scene to cover sweaty political bloggers.
Trolling's been a felony for 4 years!
Think twice before sending your nudes over iPhone. Or anything for that matter.
Ediots aren't much better, but at least we (mostly) don't wear spandex.
I just don't get it
I hate faggots.
Have fun developing a game that less than 30 people play!

April

causes earthquake
Trying to hide the fact that he was cheating on his wife, real info hit EQ2Flames like planes and towers
Site 404s shortly after, after being up for 15 years.
I think that we shouldn't have oil spills, but no one ever listens to me
Were you creeped out by the Family Feud guy always kissing everyone? Now imagine if those contestants were ages 7-12.
How do they work?
[fake] Social event of the year! You're invited! And you're invited!
urgh...
not internet related, whatever
Yay fanboys!
  • Pandas vandalize the Catholic church amid more pedophilia accusations
I blame the Jews
and 84 other government officials
Good night, sweet prince
3 years later and she still hasn't learned
Revolution Muslim trolls back
Omg it's so gross don't watch it!!1

May

the latter features moot causing some terrorism
Worse than that, she's a liberal
  • DIO, TIME TO GO
Dio's fans have a tough time "stomaching" his death, ha-ha
  • DrMusic2, the werejohncandy, tagged and bagged.
No fucking idea
Molly Norris creates event, pussies out.
LOL JEWS
WHATCHOO TALKIN BOUT DEATH LOL
In Soviet Russia, football messes with you!
  • Muslims, ever butthurt, attack some Swede.
JihadJane would be proud.
More cat abuse, more resulting ruin
Vanessa Hudgens 2.0
Crank that weeaboo
on ur news, furrying ur scene kids
  • U413's Alex Ford is on the scene
IM PRESSIN CHARGES
Get it? Unabrower? hehe
Autistic cartoonist-wannabe threatens critics with shotguns.

June

FREE WEEV
Gay pedophilia is no laughing matter
FALCON...
Believed to have accidentally hanged himself
I don't get it but w/e
Butthurt ensues because he doesn't use the traditional pwning method of broken beer bottles and steel-toe Doc Martens.
CORPORATIONS MAN, THE CORPORATIONS
AT&T did weev, never 4get
He handed over boocoo Jew Golds to have his ED article ethnically cleansed from Jewgle. This was relevant to Anon's interests.
Stephen Conroy expected to be next
  • Vuvuzela debuts in the 2010 World Cup and /b/
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
CWC trolls' favorite internet dog gets much mourning.

Jewly

Bricks were shat
For ED IRC love with Pory.
Insult 4chan, get pageviews from 4chan, get cash, repeat.
When did Jessi Slaughter write a book?
Consequences, never be the same, etc.
Jews, hispanics, catholics, arabs, mormons, Communists
Oregon teapartiers take the We Are Legion slogan, bricks are shat.
  • Paul the Octopus is undefeated
Soccer proven pointless.
lol, murderers.
So many tempo-memes.

August

Pedonig, away.
Saves his sister from rape, gets ridiculed by the world.
KAWAII cat gets discarded, caught in the act by hidden camera, ruination follows.
Disgraced after she drops her nudes and cries when people talk bad about her.
The whole world is shit.

September

BEN will haunt you forever.
Stalked by state attorney general for the crime of being gay. Thankfully we have straight men in office willing to learn everything they can about the homosexual menace.
IT'S FINALLY COMING OUT GUYS!!
Snoop Dogg is not a fan of cybercrime.
You shouldn't have done that...
People do not fucking learn about abusing animals and posting it on the internet.
Jumps off a bridge, the only reasonable reaction.
Reddit and /b/ send unwelcome well wishes.
Turns out to be the worst new MMORPG released of all time.
Chinese gold-farmers get DDOS'd and spammed with Bass Masters Online.

October

THEY'RE ROCKSTARS LIVIN' ON THE EDGE-!
Ponyfags get unleashed!
(That means he committed suicide.)
2 DAMN HIGH!

November

So you're incredibly happy about your team winning its first world series. Let's loot some shit!
He is ignored by all, especially Chris-Chan.

December

HOLY SHIT ASSANGE!
Other members of the dementia community leak his music, including songs about dickgirls.
  • Venomfangx returns to Youtube triumphantly! Thankfully this time around he brought less Christfaggotry but consequentially and sadly less drama for everyone to enjoy.

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Years:

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All about 2011.

2011 was plagued by the brony menace and a mass influx of shitty memes produced by 14 year old Gen Z fags. Autists also wage serious business against us in attempt to kill us for good, after ED gets whacked by the beached whale; only for true EDiots to re-build the site from the ashes.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatica Events from 2011

January

The mighty three letter message.
Now they're getting desperate.
Gabrielle Giffords is still laughing at him.
Resuming his usual schedule of yelling at 13-year-old boys on the internet.
  • ED's twitter delivers a heartbreaking tweet.
The first attempt to bring OhInternet to the scene only to be stopped with the message "RIP" leading to people protesting against its closure.
Sand niggers united.
  • 4chon.net was birthed; simply a carbon copy of 4chon.org
NekoArc is not smiling.
  • Meduka sets a mark as one of the worst anime fandoms in history
Taught the internet that being Meguca was suffering.
Their perversion over cartoon horses lead to 4chan's temporary death.
  • AHS drama reaches its end
The idol they worshipped got married. Fanboy tears were shed for their irritating Japanese pop star.
  • weev, Encyclopedia Dramatica's greatest sysop ever, is arrested.
FREE WEEV
  • Atimon is still in love with a cartoon meerkat
TIMON DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU!!!
The new ginger King of /b/ is not pleased.
Reason for doing so was never stated.
Peace has been disrupted.
Leads to her father's violence and ultimately lead her to live in a foster home.
Only to get it deleted. RIP
New place for bronies and pedos everywhere.

February

Call of Duty fanboys drop their shit.
Bronies and faggots are pissed; /b/ engages in a shitstorm. For almost four seconds. As of now, you can post ponies and mods don't give two fucks.

March

Event is now translated by five different fansub groups.
I can has money?
Her hearing aid is set to weeaboo.
Max should have closed the damn thing down by now

April

What nightmares are made of.
Trollfaces everywhere.
You know what this means.
The abortion known as OhInternet was born.
Releases our beautiful ED 2.0
But that still doesn't make them ok in our book.
OH GOD WHY
  • PSN closed, due to hackers
brb dox
  • Lurkmoarpedia and some other shitty ED mirror get spammed out of existence.
And nothing of value was lost.
LIAT gets mad.
Arguing with admins is fucking serious.
He's just getting worse.
Nigger and hill billy cities were the only targets. God Bless America!
Lead to everyone selling mountains of cookie cutter shit dedicated to it.

May

~*~you will always be in our heartz ~*~
Now this is personal, Jews.
Down the toilet where it belongs.
Hacking storm ensues.
  • LulzSec goes on a hacking rampage
Fox X Factor, Fox Sales Database, UK ATM Database, SONY Japan and PBS were all hacked within a month.
No wait nvm
HNNNGGGGGG
Keep that old hairy dong away from her you fucking Jew.
  • Despite only being up for a few months, 4chon.net starts causing some major drama on the tubes.
Just look at Seisatsu's floppy dong!
savetheinternet loses $130 in the process and is forced to beg for money.
She gets it
These deaths are getting suspicious now...
You may have cybered with a politician, ladies.
138 people killed within the small portion it hit.

June

gtfo plz
The first warning to LulzSec members.
Good Night Sweet Prince ;__;
Thank you triple digits!
The greatest mystery in life, EDF2's database password, was really niggers1. The shock of the century.
What an artist the world hath lost.
No Tom, your comics do not make up for those mental scars.
Do we really have to elaborate on the results?
  • GreenReaper continues to make an ass of himself by stalking a 15-year-old girl and repeatedly calling the ISP of an ED sysop he didn't like.
On a side note, half of WikiFur's regulars got banned in the process.
Received national coverage despite the fact that it only killed four people.
Dox'd by Daniel Brandt Meepsheep. (EDitors note: He called the fucking cops on me!)
Disappointment ensued.

July

ED goes down for more than a week
This time it's legal!
ED is back stronger than ever.
Good for you, Norway!
Though she was dead inside for years...
Needless to say, it didn't work.
Will these fucking furfags ever learn?
So far, nobody gave a shit.
We're still debating over his gender.
Got defrocked by August.
The internet will miss him.
  • KrappleGuy goes to Vegas to fuck a girl from the internet
Didn't go exactly as planned.
Did it as an attempt to weasel out of his commissions.

August

An EDiot celebrating CIGARSEX
Hey, we all need a new pair of shoes.
Doing God's work by getting rid of a furry.
  • Tablecow and his army of 1337 hax0rs destory ED in the name of his hero Taekesi.
What he fails to realize is that Taekesi is really three trolls who get off by messing with people like Tablecow.
Another reason to hate deviantART a little more.
Separated at birth?
lolReach
Her father died of a heart attack. His heart dun goof'd.
  • paz is appointed as the new president of the GNAA
Won his voters through his debate against bzb and toastmonster as he made fart noises during their speeches.
Move over, Casual Friday.

September

Spill one out for a fallen homie.
THIS IS A TEST
And the attention whores got v&
  • Doe Deere offered her house and poisoned cats to be used in a Locketship photo session
Used as an attempt to show off her and her shitty make-up. Nobody took up her offer leading her to cry like a bitch.
Stolen approximately $100 from her and gave her a picture of her middle finger.

October

Now introducing the hipster coffin.
Now you can be lonely with the rest of the internet.
That's what he gets for founding Apple.
WHY APPLE WHY
Congratulations on downloading shit to go along with shit.
YHBT by Jimbo Wales.
Guess who's the winner.
There is a god!
With a knife
Got dox'd hard
you will not be missed
We're keeping your ED dream alive
2011 Father of the Year nominee
  • Chris-chan and his mother were arrested for disturbing the Game Place
Even as a tranny, he never learns.
The best comic ever made.

November

Bill9929. That smile didn't last long
Didn't go according to plan...
  • SOPA spreads fear throughout the tubes
###################
Just keeping over-privileged college kids in their place
STATUS: CRYING/DOX'D
The best meme of the year follows shortly after.

December

With predictable results.
  • Amurikan military quietly leaves Irack in a pile of shit and shambles.
The Iraqi terrorists gleefully celebrate their liberation and the departure of American troops by going on a party-spree of suicide bombings.
  • Paul Christoforo caps off the year by shit-talking to customers, having a transcript and dox dropped by Penny Arcade, then digs himself even deeper.

Happy New Year

World ends faster than you can say Candlejack, and no one gives a sh-

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Years:

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This article is about the timeline of events in the year 2012. For other uses, see 2012 (disambiguation).
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2012 was only notable for a few high profile instances of violence, and the re-election of Obongo. Not much else. This was the last year where you can use the word nigger in public and not have people get offended. After the Mayan Apocalypse, the old age of Western traditions like Freedom of Speech ended and a new wave of degeneracy of brought by the Black Lives Matter movement that would later emerge in 2013 would further increase the giant sphere of influence that SJWs already had.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatica Events from 2012

January

"Anal." (with a hint of lemon)
He did it for the lulz.
Much drama results in a new era of GNAA trolling of Wikipedia
YOU DAMN HACKERS HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN RUIN MY WEEKEND DON'T YOU
  • Yelling at Cats becomes temporarily relevant
  • The SOPA blackout on January 18, 2012

February

Weeaboos return to Rizon
  • Kony 2012 is released. Joseph Kony remains free.

March

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DOIN IT N DOIN IT N DOIN IT WELL

April

At last, a film that captures the true beauty and majesty of Scotland.
Exposed as raging faggot (although this was always known)
Similar outcome.
YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG POTATO.
  • Tupac rises from the dead

May

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June

  • Hipcrime gets banned from Wikipedia due to homophobia of the most extreme variety
Wikipedia IRC raped into oblivion as a result
  • Ironholds named enemy of the lulz #1 due to reasons stated above
He's also totally smooth with the ladies
  • Luka Magnotta captured in Berlin
  • Spoony goes into meltdown in a massive twitter eDrama war with his fellow TGWTG colleagues.
  • zee packets ED IRC
rip lulznet

July

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HOLY SPREE KILLING, BATMAN!!
DOESN'T MATTER IF OUR NATION SUCKS, LOOK HOW EDGY WE ARE
Even he could do it

August

London Olympics continues. ED is not impressed. :\
PLEASE STOP COMPARING US TO ANONOPS

September

ED goes in hard, no lube.

October

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You can choose either the half Mexican or the nigger.
  • Jimmy Savile Begins to dominate the Britfag media with his 50 year reign of pedofillia and corpse fucking.

November

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December

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O RLY?
YA RLY
Go get 'em, boys!
Adam Lanza goes for the high score on easy mode by going to an elementary school for weaker targets, racking up 27 total kills before systematically becoming an hero.
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After the world failed to end in 2012, another year rolled around. Filled with only some lulz and tragedy, 2013 was a year to remember... Not.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatica Events from 2013

January

Moot in space.jpg
It succeeds in both the UK and US contests, but Axe/Lynx disqualifies him in a display of ultra e-faggotry.
LE ALWAYS REMEMBER LE
CHARLES DARWIN FTW
  • Obongo begins his second term of his presidency.

February

From nigger cop to nigger hero

March

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  • Weev goes to jail for 41 months
  • TJ Lane goes to trial wearing a "Killer" t-shirt, is sentenced.
"The hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you." - TJ Lane

April

  • /s4s/ is created as a joke board on 4chan, but is kept around as a board for funposting/ironic shitposting.
4chan would never be the same.
  • DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
HASHTAG Margaret Thatcher

May

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  • First Topkek thread is started on /s4s/. Mods intervene, bump limit is removed, OC flourishes, and a meme is born.
"could this be the birth of an ebin new meme?" - s4s

June

July

Scooby flounces.
  • Scooby Werkstatt is doxed on 4chan's /fit/ board. Tragedy ensues, Scooby deletes everything, and releases his tripcode.

August

  • Chemical weapons are used in Syria, which in a few years, lead to a massive civil war started by the USA to destabilize the country for Israel

September

  • Bashar Al-Assad, the president of Syria gets pwnd by the UN security council over having chemical weapons
  • Encyclopedia Dramatica begins its yearlong Mexican vacation

October

  • On October 1 the U.S. Government started a "Shut Down" which is what happens when congress forces federal government employees to forcibly go on strike just so congress can prove how big their penis is.
  • Healthcare.gov is launched; Crashes and burns.
  • October 2 Op Wreckingball managed to put Miley Cyrus in the news as being the victim of an elaborate hoax. In response she tweeted "I am the happiest girl in the world".
In response to Op Wreckingball Sinead O'Connor told Miley Cyrus to "put your clothes on"
  • The Americunt government continued to hold hearings into the NSA and its controversial use of data mining, including tracking people IRL by their use of their cell phone. In response the NSA said "We don't do that in America, the FBI does". The NSA then denied running a fake social networking site for the purpose of tracking everyones friends. Some argue that the FBI must be running that one too.
  • After being convicted of war crimes it was decided that Charles Taylor would serve out his 50 year prison sentence for the murder of 220,000 people in the United Kingdom.

November

  • Onideus's reign of babbyfur autism comes to a crashing halt as he is booted from the ED kewl kids club in a fit of butthurt. The entirety of ED then proceeded to dance upon his grave.

December

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All about 2014.

2014, another year in drama. Sony gets hacked, ED goes down for over a month, ISIS happens, and the lulz almost dies with the near deaths of DOXBIN and TPB, plus the SJW infiltration of 4chan. Here's a look at its lulziest events through the cunning eyes of the dramacrat.

Need a recap of what happened last year? We've got you covered.

Dramatica Events from 2014

Attorney at lol.

January

February

Stop bullying me, BAWW.

March

  • Welfare whale Monica Punk posts a video of herself calling the cops on people that are "bullying" her on the internet. She later finds herself the victim of prank calls and deceitful friendships reminiscent of the good ol' days of Chris-chan.
FREEEEE.

April

M'lady.
  • Kimmy, ("Aunt /b/") Queen of [s4s] visits the board on its birthday!!
  • A kid tries shooting up his school with a knife, failing to kill anyone (including himself).
  • weev becomes a free man after his prison conviction gets vacated. He served 13 months of the 41 month sentence (he wasn't set to be released until January 2016).
  • Aspiring attorney at lol, acquaintance of Sue Basko, and enemy of the lulz Joseph Camp gets sent back to jail after allegedly violating his post-supervised release.

May

  • ED and its forums go down for over a month. An alarming rate of lulz withdrawals occur worldwide.
  • Virgin rage turns deadly when "Supreme Gentleman" Elliot Rodger goes on a killing spree, kills himself, and leaves behind a trail of desperate forum posts and manifestos. Twitter-favicon.png #YesAllWomen begins trending as a result.

June

Boy, ah tell you h'wut.
#OpShadowrapz.
  • EDiots band together and donate all their lunch money, trust funds, welfare income, and stolen credit cards in order to bring ED back online. Now with less ads and lulzier than ever!
  • After getting v& in April, Deric Lostutter proceeds to fame-fag his way into the media spotlight by confirming his identity as KYAnonymous, the leader of the OpRollRedRoll Anonymous hive.
  • Japan finally bans CP.
  • YouTube Favicon.png LulzTalkRadio airs its final episode.

July

Trayvon Martin reincarnated and killed all over again.
Would you like fries with that?
Not the way to get ahead in life.
Vivian James is born.
  • Some guy starts a Kickstarter fund to raise $10 to buy potato salad and ends up getting thousands of dollars in donations. It's currently reached $70,000, but then it dropped to $44,000 the very next night. It closed with just under $55,500 pledged.
  • Incompetent lawyer Jason Lee Van Dyke (no, not Sue Basko this time) sues Pink Meth for being a "revenge porn" site, and ignorantly includes Tor in the lulsuit for hosting it. Hilarious exchanges are had with the gun-totin', truck-drivin' Texan on Facebook and Twitter, which he ended up deleting in a failed attempt to erase his actions. He later realizes half of his stupidity and drops the suit against Tor.
  • The #Jadapose craze sweeps the nation after photos of a black girl's allegedly raped body are posted and subsequently mocked on the internet, sparking hashtags, trendy photos and dances, and butthurt feminism.
  • Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 gets shot down out of the sky in Ukrainian airspace, raining corpses of AIDS researchers and dead babies. Pilot Parker is identified as the culprit by conspiracy theorists.

August

  • 18-year-old Michael Brown is gunned down by white officer Darren Wilson after being caught on surveillance camera robbing a convenience store. The resulting chimpout declares it to be "Trayvon part 2," Anonymous fails with OpFerguson by incorrectly doxing the responsible cop before his name was outed, and a fundraiser which had been set up to help the brave officer relocate raises almost $200,000 in a mere 23 days.
  • In an ironic twist of fate, the Ice Bucket Challenge manages to kill more people than the disease it's meant to save people from.
  • US journalist James Foley becomes an international star after Anonymous supporting rapper L. Jinny beheads him live on video. A sequel starring Steven Sotloff followed shortly after.
  • Robin Williams makes a bid for the Golden iPod by hanging himself at his home. His daughter quits the internet for good after trolls bombard her with fake pictures of her dead dad.
  • Zoe Quinn fucks at least 5 different video game designers and journalists (some like Nathan Grayson from pro-feminist website Kotaku) in exchange for positive reviews on Depression Quest, the shitty text-based game she created. Feminazis and SJWs immediately rush to her aid, including Phil Fish, who suffered such an intense online raping that he closed both his Twitter and gaming company down out of butthurt.
  • 4chan donates a buttload of cash to a women's charity for video games, earning them a character in one of the games. The ending result is Vivian James. Meanwhile, butthurt feminazi Patricia Hernandez uses a Twitter sock account to declare 4chan to be the "Cathedral of Misogyny" for supporting women's charities and donating to colon cancer to chemo butthurt. Reddit winds up earning a character down the road as well and churns out Gilda Mars, a female version of the Reddit alien. Vivian-Gilda rule 34 expected to follow.
  • The Fappening is happening! Aka Celebgate 2014, aka hundreds of nude and scantily-clad female celebrities steadily being leaked on AnonIB and 4chan. Stand by for damage control.
  • GamerGate blows up as a result of the Zoe Quinn controversy. In a pathetic attempt at damage control and derailment, the gaming media refuses to lend credence to the actual truth or accept responsibility for the exposed collusion and instead blames everything on gamers. No, srsly.
Good luck!

September

  • TJ Lane escapes from prison on 9/11, only to be caught 6 hours later in front of a farmhouse in the woods, armed with a fucking pitchfork. He fails to add to his previous high score and peacefully returns to his life of anal penetration in the slammer.
  • Leigh Alexander becomes e-famous as being the worst GamerGate critic ever. Fat, racist, alcoholic, *and* a man-hater? No, that's the best!
  • 4chan dies as a result of SJW takeover and moot caving in to their scary threats. 8chan rises from its ashes.
  • 27 September: A sad day when Former Ohio Rep Jim Traficant dies when his tractor flips over on him. Was known for speaking the unpopular Truth such as JEWS DID WTC. 2 years later, 2016, Donald Trump would adopt his take no prisoners, politically incorrect style of politics and win the presidency.
Silly gamer boys ^_^

October

  • ED loses its .es domain and returns to .se within 5 days, quickly regaining all its lost traffic shortly after.
  • Shahn Christian Andersen files a lolsuit against several EDiots over a satirical article detailing his history of being a scummy criminal scammer.
  • A massive DDOS attack strikes the world of furry art, taking FurAffinity and SoFurry completely off the internet, and temporarily knocking other anthro porn sites such as Inkbunny offline. Dragoneer, the faggot responsible for FurAffinity, is named prime suspect after it was revealed that a fundraiser which had been set up after the attack to protect against future attacks had in fact been created hours *before* the actual attack. He responds by claiming it was coincidental shitty timing. This happening 2 months after he set up another GoFundMe drive just so he could buy himself a new Cintiq tablet.
  • Ebola-chan is summoned to take care of the overpopulation and world hunger problems in Africa, and successfully begins thinning out their numbers at an alarming rate. In a dramatic twist, one man infected with the Ebola virus travels to the US, bringing the deadly disease with him as a final act of revenge against whitey before it claims his life.

November

  • Some guy strangles his girlfriend to death and uploads photos of her dead body to 4chan.
  • Doxbin joins Silk Road and other hidden Tor sites in being seized by the feds.
  • Darren Wilson, the officer who shot 18-year-old Michael Brown in Ferguson, MO, is found not guilty. A mass chimp out occurs nationwide, leaving rioting and looting to become the main topic of conversation during everyone's Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Sony hacked AGAIN. Ruinage of Sony Pictures ensues, with leaks including employee SSNs, movies that weren't even released yet, and leaked racist emails between Sony employees. "Guardians of Peace" takes responsibility.

December

  • ED turns 10!
  • TPB is raided and temporarily taken offline, before returning as a countdown page, and a AES Bittorrent Sync key on the .se domain. Copycat sites like Isohunt's OldPirateBay, ThePairatebay.link, and thepiratebay.com.ua attempt to take its place.
  • Sony Pictures freaks out after getting #REKT by North Korean super l33t hackers and cancels their film "The Interview." After being called out by everyone, their dog and even the President on their faggotry of caving to terrorists, Sony pulls a 180 and releases it online and in indie theaters on the same day as planned for release.
  • Lizard Squad claims responsibility for trolling gamers by taking the PlayStation Network and XBOX Live offline for Christmas. Just in time for game console presents!
  • Chris-Chan is sent back to jail for macing a GameStop employee over Sonic's arms being colored blue in the new Sonic Blast game.


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Events:
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In the BeginningAttempted coup of the wikiRFJason CL ExperimentMay 2007Dancing sandwich warED turns 5Creation of the ED MascotED sued by Australian Human Rights CommissionsAustralian Media interviewSheneequa Turns FourGirlvinyl deletes "Niggers"DeHippo replaces ED with KYM cloneOperation RestorationNew ED founder v& ◆ We change domains over 9000 times for various, hilarious reasons ◆ EDF2 game on the newsED turns 10

During the Great Reign of ED:
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Other Notable Years:

1980s1990s2000s2010sY2KFuture2001200220032004

See Also:

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Oh, heavens
  • Name: ED
  • December 10 2014
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Rising Sign is in 09 Degrees Pisces. Very sensitive to your surroundings, other people's feelings become your feelings. Try to avoid negative people because your tendency to empathize with them will make you negative also. A dreamer, you like to escape to a world of your own creation. As such, you are known for the vividness of your imagination and should try to share your inner visions with others. Very self-sacrificial by nature, beware of others becoming overly dependent on you or vice versa.

Sun is in 19 Degrees Sagittarius. Very fun-loving, spirited and energetic, you have a huge reservoir of physical energy within you that needs to be released. As such, sitting at a keyboard shooping cocks for hours is very important to you. Quite gregarious, you enjoy being with other people, but you tend to avoid emotionally restrictive or intimate relationships. Constantly curious about the broader issues of life, you may at times be quite careless and sloppy about details -- you tend to leap to conclusions before all the facts are in. An avid reader, you are totally enthusiastic about any given subject should it interest you. You are known for being homophobic, racist, anti-semitic and in general, very positive!

Moon is in 01 Degrees Sagittarius. An idealist, you prefer the grand, the beautiful, the good and the noble. You get very disappointed when your high expectations in life are not met. Very curious by nature, you enjoy traveling and learning about other peoples and cultures. Try to avoid your tendency to ignore the small but important details of living. You are independent and free, and you want others to be that way, too. Optimistic, buoyant and cheerful, others like to have you around. You have an incessant desire to learn as much as possible about metaphysics, religion, philosophy and any other broad, deep subject - so you can properly ridicule it. Your life tends to be punctuated by bursts of energy and frenetic activity.

Mercury is in 17 Degrees Sagittarius. Your mind is very curious and inquisitive, always seeking information on a wide variety of topics. The broader the subject matter (philosophy, science, religion, metaphysics), the more it will appeal to you. You prefer to deal with abstractions -- the small but important details associated with any subject tend to slip your grasp. You are known for being blunt, honest and truthful.

Venus is in 22 Degrees Scorpio. Your feelings about others are deep, powerful, intense and complex. When you like someone, you do so totally and obsessively - if you do not like someone, they do not exist. Your faithfulness and loyalty to your lover is unquestioned, indeed at times it is too much so -- you get so possessive that you almost smother your partner. At times, your feelings are kept deep within you and, because they are so complex and intense, they frighten you -- this is the way that you try to ignore them. But the more you try to do this, the more explosive things get when you eventually do express them.

Mars is in 19 Degrees Scorpio. Your likes and dislikes are strong and intense, never casual or superficial. You are known for your persistence and willful obsession. Once you have decided on a course of action, you are unstoppable. Your emotional actions tend to be extreme, although you try to keep them muted. And you tend to release your anger as sarcasm or irony. Beware of your tendency to hold grudges and to be vengeful. When you do fight, or release your internal tensions, you do so body and soul -- you become totally passionate and your outbursts are awesome to behold.

Jupiter is in 14 Degrees Libra. You are generally good at balancing opinions and judging issues, but you tend to be indecisive when it comes to making up your own mind. You are objective and quite concerned with fair play and justice. But, when it comes to yourself, you are so aware that whatever you do might upset the apple cart that you often choose to compromise rather than do anything that might make you lonely or vulnerable. Relationships are very important to you -- you learn about yourself and grow through observing yourself interacting with others. Your æsthetic tastes are refined, but expansive and expensive.

Uranus is in 03 Degrees Pisces. You, and most of your peers, are extremely idealistic and want to change society by completely reorienting its highest religious goals and aspirations. Just be careful to make sure that your new goal structures are properly grounded in reality so that they have a chance of being accepted by the majority.

You're Invited

Also we totally accept presents.
You wouldn't show up to a 10 year old's birthday without presents, would you?

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Events:
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In the BeginningAttempted coup of the wikiRFJason CL ExperimentMay 2007Dancing sandwich warED turns 5Creation of the ED MascotED sued by Australian Human Rights CommissionsAustralian Media interviewSheneequa Turns FourGirlvinyl deletes "Niggers"DeHippo replaces ED with KYM cloneOperation RestorationNew ED founder v& ◆ We change domains over 9000 times for various, hilarious reasons ◆ EDF2 game on the newsED turns 10

During the Great Reign of ED:
Includes Timelines

2005200620072008200920102011201220132014201520162017

Other Notable Years:

1980s1990s2000s2010sY2KFuture2001200220032004

See Also:

ED GovernmentEncyclopedia Dramatica in the NewsDisgraced, Missing and Dead DramaticansTaking down ED

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