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I was planning on editing this article but didn't really find anything to improve. It's nice and lulzy, especially since the topic is taboo and makes most btards go nuts, as well as all the commotion over the germans banning it making the pedo-pediatricians going apeshit over their loss of fap material. I think we can at least expect drama. Also goes nicely with the recently-featured Jews article. Just my two cents FETUS FUCKER 05:29, 25 April 2014 (EDT)
- Yes, I admit, circumcision is a dead horse, but I still hope it gets featured just so we can piss people off... oh well FETUS FUCKER 21:19, 1 May 2014 (EDT)
This page sucked before, but I rewrote 50% of it and made it 9999999 times better.
- I'll have a look. reply 13:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
ISIS is pwning the middle east right now and is more powerful and richer than Al Qaeda. We (the freedomland) is at war with them, and ISIS has beheaded an american journalist (who no one knows) Korrywatain 01:04, 21 August 2014 (EDT) korrywatain
- reply 13:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
An exemplary article. Nujen 11:27, 6 September 2014 (EDT)
- reply 16:24, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
Topical. - Plantourchen 18:56, 17 October 2014 (EDT)
Considering that the manga just ended, the movie thats about to hit theaters which /a/ is going nuts over, and the absolutely hilarious non-stop drama in the fanbase; I think it would make sense to feature the new revamped Naruto article considering current events. TheDildozer 00:26, 25 November 2014 (EST)TheDildozer
M00t is officially getting rid of pol. Every thread is just full blown shitposting. Seems noteworthy to me.
Sphotof | 19:39, 7 March 2015 (EST) 14:33, 7 December 2014 (EST)
Current Event. NEWS: The bitch at the center of the lulzy Rolling Stone fake rape clusterfuck. Page could use improvements from professional EDers, though...Fakerapetroll 00:44, 8 December 2014 (EST)
Lots of funny stuff on the MH370 page has been added since its creation; the "Plausible Theories" segment is absolutely lulzworthy. I think it would make a great AOTN especially since it's been up in the news again. PPL are saying Putin could be responsible. Just a suggestion, thanks.
Great article on a fresh tartlet. Best of all they're an active lolcow which makes it all the more ripe for the picking. R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard 19:26, 7 March 2015 (EST)
She's still making videos, and she still has a large amount of fans who don't know about all her bullshit. She's also tried editing the article multiple times and was pretty butt hurt about it. Aside from that, the article already has a relatively large amount of page views when it hasn't even been featured. --Eaterofsins 18:56, 8 March 2015 (EDT)
A lot of people are pissed at Nintendo right now with the Amiibos, part because of the locked content that require Amiibos, and the other half being there's not enough supply to keep up with demand, leading to scalpers buying them all and selling them for hundreds of dollars on eBay and Amazon. Last Thursday they opened up pre-orders for Wave 4, and they all sold out in just three hours. It's that bad. --LoverOfBats 19:29, 3 April 2015 (EDT)
SCHOOL SHOOTER ANIVERSARIES ✓
AOTN - APRIL 16TH = Cho Seung Hui
AOTN - APRIL 20TH = Columbine
AlGore 18:25, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
Lord Foxworth ✓
This article is about an interesting LolCow.I have contributed to it myself. He's a weirdo who obsesses over the characters from the Nichijou Anime with photoshops of himself, makes weird 3D animations about his fetish, wants to rape one of the characters anally and goes in detail about how he wants to do so, hoards tons of ancient 1990's computer hardware. He's right up there with JustinRPG and should be known by the entire internet as one of the most disturbing lolcows to exist. Lord Foxworth
--Foxworthismysenpai 01:21, 5 April 2015 (EDT)
Anyone think this is good enough for the front page? I need a judgment call. --LoverOfBats 13:23, 10 April 2015 (EDT)
GG has been in rare form as of late. From making multiple videos about people who have been trolling him (that he claims he doesn't care about), false flagging videos, death threats and even claiming he is going to start writing articles on ED like anyone cares. He has even asked a furry to help him troll the trolls. The butthurt and rage has been strong with George lately. --MattWilsonFails 11:35, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
This is the Columbia University mattress "I got almost raped" chick. Her victim just filed a lolsuit with lots of lulzy details of Emma's whorishness http://www.scribd.com/doc/262956362/Nungesser-Filed-Complaint Fakerapetroll 15:17, 25 April 2015 (EDT)
It has to be done. The game has been out less than a year and already has been milked faster than Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed, and throw in a highly autistic fandom full of bronies, dubstep fanboys, furries, 12 year olds, and Let's Players and you've got yourself a real big spaghetti mess. Oh and let's not forget that the majority of FNAF fanboys haven't even played the game.
For later. reply 14:38, 8 May 2015 (EDT)
I've put a lot of effort in this article. This is pretty serious now. I even reuploaded images to increase the level of quality. Not like I enjoy BBWhore, but I really think this cringeworthy material should be highlighted to everyone.
List of changes:
- Spoiler box
- Re-edited infobox
- General clean-up (Clarification of BBWChan's name, grammar, links, pictures, galleries, etc.)
- New graphics
- Absolutely new, updated board list
- History sub-page
- InflateChan sub-sub-section
- 'Tru Poetry' category with six full-length shitty fanfictions found on BBWChan
Thanks faggots, hope it gets main-paged soon. (btw I also put a check mark next to all featured ones for visibility)
--Miluk 11:41, 10 May 2015 (EDT)
There has been some recent drama with Rebornica making someone kill themselves. The article is also lulzy and has been repeatedly revised.
Mister Fig 16:22, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
- I doubt anyone killed themselves. It's just an accusation people on tumblr like throwing around at one another. oddguy 17:22, 27 May 2015 (EDT)
Articles I want to put on AOTN in the future
- I've sort of taken over the AOTN for a while now. Hope no one has a problem with that. I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of things I need to put on there. Here is a list of articles that I want to shove on there that y'all can put in there instead of me if I'm busy/forget/you can't think of anything.
Cards Against Humanity- we got a little exclusive there. found the identity of the chick that was accusing one of the creators of rape. media was trying to hide her. Chris Kluwe- I think it's shit but Zaiger likes it and wasn't it on AOTN Video Game Reviewers+ Video game journalism- wanna put them one after the other. GG faggots eat it up. something's gotta be there anyway so we might as well get pageviews out of it Kotakoti- one of the most viewed articles that's about a person (#3 I think). never been front paged Lena Dunham- NOT FINISHED YET. I need to do a bunch of work on it but when it's done I wanna get it on AOTN.finished. VICE Buzzfeed Nick Denton Zyklon Ben Voat Salon
- I don't want to put them all in the list in advance because if something becomes more relevant changing it all around becomes a pain in the ass. I'll be adding/crossing out articles if I remember/put something up. oddguy 14:49, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
And now for a stormy outlook...
Dylan Storm Roof ✓
TL;DR the shitstorm of the year is about to erupt. another adam-lanza esque cracker just went on a massacre. 9 niggers killed, only 1 injured. Perpetrator did not an hero.
We need people working around the clock on the page as more info is revealed. Set the article for at least the next 3 days.
AlGore 19:17, 18 June 2015 (EDT)
Rebornica has recently found her ED article, so lulz shall ensue. Also, the entire article has been overhauled and completely rewritten by a different person, while being revised by yours truly, so the quality is much better now.
Mister Fig 21:05, 22 June 2015 (EDT)
We really need to make Salon an AOTN some time. The website has Arthur Chu writing for them and an incredibly leftist/feminist bias to it. They're the worse than MSNBC and Fox News combined.
Captain Cycleads 14:35, 1 July 2015
yo im done updating this
- someone else do it oddguy 15:48, 13 July 2015 (EDT)
Alan Sullivan aka Homicide
Apparently they hate ED, and anyone posting a link to an ED article is b&d in a big hurry. And Haughey is a giant dick. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 03:22, 6 August 2015 (EDT)
There is no article about him yet (and I'd write it if I wasn't busy with other lolcows) but this guy a Canadian militant vegan who is the definition of lolcow. He films his grandfather dying of a heart attack to show why people who aren't vegan deserve painful deaths and put it on youtube briefly before he pussied out because his family demanded it taken down. He also threatened to kill Mr. Repzion during a live stream and it was just discovered he lied about being Vegan. He is a Article of the Now waiting to happen.
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--MattWilsonFails 20:29, 20 August 2015 (EDT)
It's in the news: This is the chick who caused the St Paul School rape-hoax clusterfuck. Article might need some improvement from ED oldtimers Yeaahso86 15:38, 6 September 2015 (EDT)
The book NeuroTribes recently came out, which is really wordy and full of questionable anecdotes in which the inevitable conclusion from them according to the author is that every Autistic is a genius. We know this isn't true, as all the anecdotal cases have passed away a long time ago.
Most Amazon reviews are positive and don't say much.
Atdevel 11:09, 11 September 2015 (EDT)
Been working on the article to bring it up to snuff. I wasn't aware until recently just how insane the admins are there (and added some screenshots to the article to demonstrate) and think that they provide a great source of drama.--UltraSleuth 15:33, 11 September 2015 (EDT)
- Yeah, it deserves a turn on AOTN. If we had Conservapedia, Metapedia and SJWiki on the front page then this should be there too. oddguy 16:18, 11 September 2015 (EDT)
- It just needs a splash of paint and some other shit, and then it is ready to go, I guess. CobaltCat 16:28, 11 September 2015 (EDT)
- oddguy 16:59, 11 September 2015 (EDT)
Thanks for the Feeback.--UltraSleuth 18:07, 11 September 2015 (EDT)
- Alright, I fixed it up a bit. Putting it on AOTN now. oddguy 07:21, 15 September 2015 (EDT)
TL;DR version: a middle-aged, Ohio-living Joe-nobody got rich off a false-rape lawsuit. Two years later he watched "Life After People", bought a DSLR, adopted the sockpuppet name "Seph Lawless" and has been shooting shitty pictures of shitty places mostly on this side of the Mississipi River ever since - all while publishing self-quoting, overpriced ebooks and fabricating bullshit stories for Fox News, CNN, Vice, and his thousands of clickfarm-bought social media followers... who he closely monitors because his insane USI warrants nobody say anything bad about him. Ever. Even when he's factually-wrong.
Now-40; he has harassed and stalked many of his critics (with some creepy, yet admittedly-clever trolling tactics), tried to use Anonymous as his personal army, been caught stealing work of other, legit artists twice, and had a massive month-long public meltdown last Christmas because he's a huge lolcow and can be easily fucked with. Article covers all of his notable shit since becoming relevant, as well as debunks just about all of his lies. Would make a fun AOTN the next time he goes viral, again. --Comrade Laika 04:27, 27 September 2015 (EDT)
Since he has returned and he said he'll come back if there's the demand, I think it would be appropriate that our host, the man they call Ghost, becomes AOTN. --LoverOfBats 16:54, 14 November 2015 (EST)
Low Tier animal torture
Yo, I thought it would be a good idea to feature this fucking faggot again. Especially since he has revealed to love animal abuse / torture. Also the article has been rewritten and expanded quite nicely.
Even moar reasons: https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/3z39kw/ltg_enjoys_animal_torture/ The drama has expanded to Leddit
--Killerratte 23:26, 1 January 2016 (EST)
This page doesn't have nearly as many views as it should and the person who is showcased is attempting with all their might to remove the content.
Namwob 13:21, 6 January 2016 (EST)
Either sometime arbitrarily in the future or when a copyright shitfest happens: maybe when if ever the piratebay is taken down or bittorrent entirely. —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 02:32, 28 January 2016 (EST)
Undertale, make them bitches angry--8==D 19:35, 29 February 2016 (EST)
- Done, not because copyright was really related to that time but because I saw that no page was featured. What do you mean by "Undertale, make them bitches angry"? And I hope that we do not run out of pages to feature. —Lolyunohavgudsoftware 21:16, 24 August 2016 (EDT)
Because the Donald Drumpf article is gay as shit, and we don't want visitors thinking we're anti-Trump like John Oliver and liberal faggots do we? Clint Beastwood 02:59, 5 March 2016 (EST)
- who cares what visitors think? but yeah, put the other article up too. it'll probably be good for traffic. oddguy 03:37, 5 March 2016 (EST)
In light of Blizzard's recent jewry and the massive amount of drama caused by the Nostalrius shutdown, I think the WoW page would make for a great AOTN. --KaneLives95 13:11, 15 April 2016 (EDT)
Is the recent bullshit they did against that private server (God rest) in the article yet? If not go ahead and add it in and Post on my talk page and I'll set it for you. Also give me the description to use for AOTN desc on the front page. Thanks. AlGore 03:06, 8 May 2016 (EDT)
Alright fuck it. I'm setting wow for AOTN. Typically I try to keep only new / relevant pages going and its been a while since the nostralius ban but fuck it. We're running out of time. AlGore 06:54, 29 May 2016 (EDT)
I just wrote this. I think it's topical: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Alt-right
Plantourchen 00:03, 9 June 2016 (EDT)
- someone has set it as AOTN. AlGore 18:50, 10 June 2016 (EDT)
Too insane to be fiction, yo Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 19:41, 18 June 2016 (EDT)
I am really disappointed that this article does not have more views. Seriously make this the article of now because this lol cow writes himself into this page.
Motorcycle 14:09, 5 July 2016 (EDT) Motorcycle
The film just came out reviews ranging from shit to lukewarm at best --CorpseFriedChicken 18:19, 10 July 2016 (EDT)
Lyndsay Kirkham is a Canadian 38-year old narcissistic social justice warrior, radical feminist and a self-described supporter of misandry, the hatred of males. She is also a self-described social media maverick and genius 1337 Haxxor, although in reality, her talents seem limited to installing a default Wordpress website. After several years of constantly bitching on Twitter about how she raises her son according to her idiosyncratic beliefs about "feminist parenting," she progressed into a full-blown Katherine Marionesque lolcow in 2016 when she faked a disparaging Reddit thread about herself in order to complain on the Internets about being a victim of male sexism. Mathilda Sorrowfield 18:38, 27 July 2016 (EDT)
This user is an attention whore who faked their suicide to accumulate a large following and so happened to be a transgender. They're pretty autistic at best. - User:ANTIEverything - 08:33, August 28 2016 (EDT)
I set a few AOTNs and I only want this one set if another admin can vouch for it. ~ (Al Gore) 22:52, 19 September 2016 (EDT)
This is a very topical article featuring a lolcow widely covered by old-media. Her idiotic decisions led to her become an hero. Revisionist media is attempting to paint her as a victim. She is also easy on the eyes and will generate many views for that alone. Hilaryswank 15:57, 25 September 2016 (EDT)
- Yeah, I remember that story. The potential for lulz is immense. I'll set it as AOTN for you but if it's not up another admin probably fucked with it - (Al Gore) 16:01, 25 September 2016 (EDT)
The guy from this picture's been really upset recently, and he's been trying to find out how to get it removed. Personally, I think it should be frontpaged.
— Preceding comment added by Ziril (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
- No porn on the front page, tho Mike the Great (talk) 17:28, 23 October 2016 (EDT)
- I think there's a strong case to be made that this is an instructional photographic demonstration, rather than porn. Would anyone actually find it arousing, rather than amazing? Sidecar 13:14, 29 November 2016 (EST)
It was just revealed that the person dubbed 'Sperg-chan' on Lolcow.farm is none other than infamous scene queen Kiki Kannibal. She made hundreds of comments on the imageboard telling people to kill themselves, defending herself and her sister, and obsessing over a certain jvlogger. She also spammed the site with gore and incoherent rants in ALL CAPS. All the while, she was posting about peace and love on social media and posing as a ~benevolent earth child~. The article has been updated to include this information, along with her other antics over the past few years and the old content has been revised to be less shit. It would be great to have this as an AoTN as soon as possible so that it's fresh news. --Lolcow.farm 00:23, 10 November 2016 (EST)
- A little late but set for Dec 6/7. --Horror9 13:06, 7 December 2016 (EST)
I created this article yesterday or something. It might not be that good right now but I could have some help improving it. I want to make it become a featured article. Terrance and Phillip 17:44, 7 December 2016 (EST)
The Comprehensive Guide To Life.
Encyclopedia Dramatica's sage advice to life. It'd be nice if the article was article of the now sometime during the first week of January so people can learn and start the year off right.
Clint Beastwood 15:38, 16 December 2016 (EST)
Please make this the article of now.
- Once it is done, perhaps. CobaltCat 09:26, 14 January 2017 (EST)