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Please submit articles for AOTN that are current and relevant. Nobody cares about shit that happened 13 years ago.
It's some of the worst SJW bullshit out there. Just watch "Unboxing Masculinity" and "Unboxing the 2016 Election". AtheistGod 09:26, 12 March 2017 (EDT)
Sunday marks ten years ago since one of the lulziest school shootings in the 21st century. It's old shit but still lulzy. Erdrick 11:44, 11 April 2017 (EDT)
Robert Seman for AOTN
He's a pervert that An Heroed in a court house by jumping to his death. Who doesn't like seeing a pervert admit that what they did is wrong and kill themselves Hagibor 14:59, 12 April 2017 (EDT)
Think this would be quite the appropriate article to feature.
Giving how crazy some of these people are I think this article deserves to be featured PeterParker 21:56, 9 May 2017 (EDT) Peter Parker.
Giving how crazy some of these people are I think this article deserves to be featured PeterParker 21:57, 9 May 2017 (EDT)
I feel this article should be AOTN simply because of how many times he's tried to blank pages on this site out of butthurt, even before he got an article made. If you feature this, than it's guaranteed to make more lulz for everyone. Besides, he's been long overdue for a ED Page.
(talk) 16:03, 6 June 2017 (EDT)
Fidget spinner - Anytime, I don't think it's gonna die down any time soon.
Renee Bracey Sherman - This one is likely to lose steam quickly.
Russell Greer - Could be timed with his upcoming Ariana court date, on August 2nd.
Otto Warmbier for AOTN
Right now all the libtards are bitching about his dying. Has chance to bring in major lulz.
We should make Siraj Raval AOTN because he is an epic lolcow. He is a massive plagiarist, scammer and fake guru. He plagiarized an entire academic paper, github code, and sold a shitty "make money with machine learning" course in where he plagiarizes and makes false promises.
Here, watch this video for moar info:
- That article is lacking in lulz. Either you are a pissed off person Siraj scammed or someone taking advantage of the situation and trying to exploit ED for traffic on monetized youtube videos. Otter Whiskers 00:31, 25 October 2019 (UTC)
Ladies and gents, I present to you the goddess of tracing. The one likely responsible for why DevianTARTlets find the inspiration to infringe all forms of copyright these days because they can't get off their lazy asses and draw shit on their own. KingSeizer (talk) 22:38, 9 November 2019 (UTC)
Pokemon (Pokemon Sword and Shield)
I don't have time to write it because life, but to summarize:
- Game Freak lied about number of Pomemon in the game, said that they needed to cut some Pokemon from the National Pokedex (read: Beedrill no longer exists) in order to improve animations. Game still looks like complete ass from the DS era.
- This was not mentioned when Game Freak mentioned Home, a $ub$cription $ervice to store your Pokemon with the intent of moving them to $word and $hield, so if you move a mon from the last gen but it isn't in the Nat Dex, it's stuck there, and will be deleted unless you pay monthly for it.
- JP download actually bugged and erases everything on the Switch's SD card. Everything.
- Leaker on /vp/ played through the game about three weeks before release, spilling everything.
- Leaker on Discord might be getting v& for breach of contract because Discord users are retarded.
- One of the gym leaders does a Korean handshake which pisses off the nips.
- American fanbase cries over 4chan and reddit, with the latter invading the former to spam threads to soapbox posts (but what else is new).
- Twitter war between shills and trolls who were both never going to buy the game trending GameFreakLied and ThankYouGameFreak
By the time you read this, the game will be out.