ED Porn Challenge

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This picture would make you lose the challenge.
This picture would not make you lose the challenge even if you were picturing him naked right now.
It counts. You lose.

Encyclopedia Dramatica's content is pretty diverse. It's full of contributions from fags, furries, chanfags, butthurt lolcows, and you. There are at least 100 (maybe even over 9000) pages on this wiki. A few people noticed that it's pretty hard to press the "Random Page" link on the side navigation bar and not find something with pornography or at least some sort of nudity. Lannister invented this game.

The Game

So, the challenge is simple. Here's how you do it:

  1. Click the "Random page" link that's on the left navigation bar.
  2. Look at the pictures on the page. Is there nudity? You lose.
  3. No nudity? You haven't lost yet
  4. Click the "Random page" link again.
  5. Count the number of pages you can go to before you hit nudity.
  6. Don't be a lazy ass. Scroll around on the page, expand galleries, to make sure you don't miss a stray dong or vagoo
  7. You will always lose eventually. Playing this game is how at least one person discovered hai2u

The Drinking Game

A way to play the challenge and get wasted at the same time. So it's win-win !

  1. Same rules as above.
  2. Have a large bottle or two of hard liquor and a shot glass.
  3. Click the "Random page" link.
  4. If there is no porn , Take one shot.
  5. If there is light nudity , Take three shots.
  6. If there is porn , Take four shots.
  7. And if there are any images that make you question the existence of god , Take seven shots.
  8. Bonus : If you come across the Pain Series, chug whatever is left in the bottle.
  9. Repeat until you get alcohol poisoning.

Extra Considerations

  1. Illustrated nudity counts
  2. Pictures baring only Asses count
  3. Ascii nudity doesn't count.
  4. Nobody cares about your high score. Not even people on irc.
  5. Cockmongler counts, because he will suck your cock.
  6. Mudkips are adorable, even when being fucked in the ass.
  7. Harbl will get you every time.
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ASCII Goatse is an exception to every Internet rule!!
  • As you can clearly see, ASCII goatse can manipulate
    every last rule of this game, just as the real goatse
    can manipulate ass flesh.
  • You can't lose when ASCII goatse is around.

Opposition to the ED Porn Challenge

An example of the AIDS that is adding lulz to killing ED
Another example of the AIDS that is killing ED, just in case you were ambiguated by the first example.

Are you opposed to the ED Porn Challenge?
Are you opposed to porn?
Do you think that there should be less porn on ED to leave more room for long articles about PROJECT CHANOLOGY, LiveJournalists, DeviantARTs, Wikipedians, Uncyclopedians and other l33t lulz?

Then stand proud and leave a link to your userpage below;

See Also