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Emma_Drama all started with a brilliant work of art written by the ex-fiance of Gerard Way of the band, My Chemical Romance. The story was filled with a Mary Sue named Emma and involved wish fulfillment of the utmost kind.
The storyline involves Emma falling in love with this guy Paul, who was in a band called The Black Pajama Party. (I shit you not) with his brother and a bunch of other people who don't matter because they aren't the lead singer. She stalks him until he agrees to fuck her after getting really turned on while touching her belt. Meanwhile, she sleeps with the whole band and when Paul dumps her for being a dirty whore, she tries to kill herself with sticks. The sticks don't work because she cuts, across the street instead of down the road and so she doesn't become an hero. She goes and helps the homeless and is single for the rest of her life because she doesn't need a man to complete her.
A brilliant suggestion was made that the community members should make MySpaces for the characters from the story. What went down is that, in the beginning, Paul and Emma were enjoying young love. Emma was seduced into cheating on Paul by the sharp pieces of wood, who were there for her in her time of need. Paul dumped her ass and dated Bret, who was in some other band. The band's mortal enemies are some band called My Alcohol Romance, who suck slightly more than the Black Pajama Party.
- Emma, We Hate Emma, The Black Pajama Party -
- Paul, Lyn-Z -
- Paul's Mother -
- Emma's friend -
- Jamilia -
- The Sharp Pieces of Wood -
- Paul's Brother, Kitty -
- Worm - BALEETED
- Brian -
- The Other Guitarist -
- Alicia -
- The Hot One -
- Paul's Dad & Brother -
- Bret -
- Silent Drummer -
- Reggeh -
- Shawty - BALEETED
- Paul's Ex-Girlfriend
The Gifted & Talented Bullshit
So lj user Fearless Radio. She basically went apeshit on Eliza, telling her to stop "pussyfooting" around and admit it. So, Eliza commented on how she was engaged to a great man named Gerard, or some shit like that. Some argue Jennasie was a bitch for making the call, as Eliza seemed pretty depressed following it, but because she expected to cry anyway, nobody cares. A more serious question that was asked during this same radio show was, "How did Emma think Paul was in bed?" While most sane people would not want to know, these people are from Emma Drama, so they don't actually know what DO NOT WANT is. Anyway, Eliza replied that, "Emma thought Paul was gifted and talented in many ways." Some argue the validity of this statement, but no one cares about My Chemical Romance.phoned in the first time Eliza appeared on
Fearless Radio Gets Involved
At Least 100 years ago, the community went apeshit when they invited Fearless Radio, the Radio Show of Christopher Gutierrez (speaker who notable feuded with Pete Wentz and, in return, got a song written about him), which featured Eliza Cuts (writer of the fanfic), into their aim chatroom. Much lulz was held as Michelle, the woman who was pinned with forwarding all instant messages to the radio show, played along and conversed with the members. Her attempts to keep up with the chat were futile and she kept screaming out the phone number and telling people to say "I love you" to Kris. The community regarded this chatroom as epic, as Michelle asked to be included in future talks. Because Michelle knows Eliza IRL, the community shit itself.
butthurt and deleted the additional posts, as well as posting a followup in both communities.and were feeling randy but instead of doing something about it, they decided it would be funny to post macros over at a post in . Unfortunately, photobucket was down for maintenance and they had to settle with spamming old shit. Two more posts were made acknowledging the asskissing of the community. The mod was
- emo username, she is an attention whore who really just wanted her own livejournal community, even though it's made of fail and aids. She's also a hooker for surge-me. She's the mod of the aforementioned community. - Apart from having an
- STFU. She likes The Beatles and Lord of the Rings. The only good thing about her is that she tells everyone Jews Did WTC. - Druggie. A loud-mouth bitch who needs to learn to
- My Chemical Romance fangirl. Would suck Jared Leto's dick for a dollar. Likes to rant about how Jared Leto and Paris Hilton are her OTP, and talk about bbqs. - Obsessed 30 Seconds to Mars and
- Linkin Park and My Chemical Romance and even Panic at the Disco. Also, she's married. That makes her the only community member potentially older than twelve. (Come on, they like My Chemical Romance.) She is from Mexico, and she says she would never move to the US. - Likes faggy bands like
- asking for it. Last Thursday, she called in to Ecut's radio show to talk about Taco Bell and other shit nobody cares about. She is boring as shit, but posts macros to try and make herself look interesting. She is also a sick fuck who parades as Gerard Way's mom on MySpace, where she asks fags like Pete Wentz and other members of her fake sons' shit band to stick it up her cunt. - A bitch who is
- Frank Iero and is a virgin who posted about her first kiss Last Thursday. She also called in to Eliza Cuts' radio show and is suffering the long-distance-charges consequence. She also likes Cobra Starship. - She is obsessed with
- Ryan Ross, and hence enjoys regular sex with Brendon Urie. - is actually
- thirteen-inch dick (has yet to be confirmed) and is not afraid to use it. Likes to drink a lot and believes in child labor. - claims to have a
- short Italian kid who uploaded the Fearless Radio chat transcript. She rarely uses the capslock button, even though that's the point of the community amirite?, because she prefers to use the shift key. She also has questionable taste in music (see also: Cobra Starship). - The
- undecided about what she likes best, if black metal or My Chemical Romance, but since she likes to be prepared, she has already obtained her husband's official permission to fuck Bob Bryar, should she ever meet him while running errands. All in all, a self-righteous bitch who's too old for this shit and who should know better. - The living proof that wisdom doesn't come with age. She's still
- fandom. - The most hated person in the My Chemical Romance
- - Comments on fucking everything even when there isn't anything to say. Not funny.
Now this is the story all about how My Chem fandom got flipped, turned upside down And i'd like to take a moment, just sit the fuck down, k? I'll tell you how I became the hero of a comm on lj. - Somewhere in Germany, I was born and raised Divorced at the gym, where I spent most of my days Fangirling and Fawning, Pussyfooting all cool And all slitting my wrists with wood outside of the school When a couple of hair stylists said "We're up to no good" Started making trouble in my neighbourhood I started cutting hair and it scared my mama She said "You're movin with your bitches and whores in Emma Drama!" - I whistled for a tour bus, and when it came near License plate said "Fresh Michelle" and it had dice in the mirror If anything, I could say that this bus had aidz I heard the commun shout, "You gonna get raped!" - I pulled up to rehab about seven or eight And I yelled to the guitarist "Yo Homes, smell ya later!" Paul touched my belt, he called me a drama llama I said "Fuck You, I'm going home to Emma Drama!" --by
The only ingredient in Michelle is win.
The entire community has fucked Chris.
Proof of buttsex.
Fresh Michelle is Fresh.
Emma drama users are exact.
Michelle punches that guy from Fall Out Boy.
As of October 10 2008, E_D is no more. The community's maintainer, goatse nao, plzkthx., went bipolar on us again and took down the site. Her life was just ~too hard for her to deal with another such burden on her shoulders. Please to be spamming her with
Although the comm had been pretty much dead for some time before its demise, it was still the centerpiece of this entire shit circus, and now the final resting place for so many memories. Good tiems, good tiems.
- Story - The original blog. Warning: Attempt to read may cause your head to implode.
- Fanfic - A legible version of the original blog.
- Sporked Version - Sporked.
- Emma Drama - The community.
- Chat Log - The Michelle Chatlog.
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