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Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 21, 2014
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
WarMachine170, aka Jonathan Koppenhaver, is a manlet Mexican MMA fighter who, on August 8th, 2014, showed off his incredible close quarters combat skill by beating up a naked, cowering, unarmed woman.
War Machine beat the shit out of his whore girlfriend
ChristyMack so badly that she needed over $100,000 in reconstructive surgery and dentistry. It happened because his pornstar girlfriend couldn't be satisfied by his dick, so while trying to rehearse a new scene Jonathan surprised her when she was busy getting rammed. Unsuspecting Jonathan didn't know that Christy was getting paid to suck dicks, so he of course righteously beat up the skank, so badly she'll perform perfect blowjobs as she doesn't have any fucking teeth.
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