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Venom2204 (Logan Wood) is yet another teenage DeviantArtard, hardcore brony, and diehard Nickelback fanboy. Venom is popular on both DeviantArt and The Cringe Channel. He claims to have a snake inside of him who is "a beast waiting to be unleashed". Poetic, and of course autistic.
Mr. Wood also has a pack of white knights on his DeviantArt page who will constantly defend his artistic triumphs. Despite this, even furfags despise Venom and encourage everyone to stop viewing his DeviantArt page, as it's an inaccurate representation of furfaggotry.
Logan claims to have a special relationship with imaginary ponies. As Venom has quite obviously no real friends to hang out with, he photoshops My Little Pony characters into his house, even going as far as shooping them into family photographs. Examples of what Venom does with his pony friends is watching movies with Applejack and Rainbow Dash, babysitting the CMC, and singing to Pinkie Pie.
As well as being a new DeviantArt page,
Star-Bolt-Pony is Logan's very own original, unique, inspiring pony character. Star-Bolt-Pony is what Logan describes as himself in the My Little Pony universe. Logan makes up interviews by himself in which he both questions the pony and then answers them himself. From the words of Logan himself, Star-Bolt-Pony's family was brutally murdered and sexually molested as a child.
Since Venom2204 is a poisonous supervillain waiting to be freed, no one at his school pays any sort of attention to him, nor do they go anywhere him. To occupy his lunchtime, Venom brings his ponies to school with him so he can feel a false stroke of hope of not dying alone.
| The Eclectic Espeon 2 days ago | Game Theory 4 days ago | Quirkyloverosee 6 days ago | |
Venom2204 (Logan Wood) is yet another teenage DeviantArtard, hardcore brony, and diehard Nickelback fanboy. Venom is popular on both DeviantArt and The Cringe Channel. He claims to have a snake inside of him who is "a beast waiting to be unleashed". Poetic, and of course autistic.
Mr. Wood also has a pack of white knights on his DeviantArt page who will constantly defend his artistic triumphs. Despite this, even furfags despise Venom and encourage everyone to stop viewing his DeviantArt page, as it's an inaccurate representation of furfaggotry.
Logan claims to have a special relationship with imaginary ponies. As Venom has quite obviously no real friends to hang out with, he photoshops My Little Pony characters into his house, even going as far as shooping them into family photographs. Examples of what Venom does with his pony friends is watching movies with Applejack and Rainbow Dash, babysitting the CMC, and singing to Pinkie Pie.
As well as being a new DeviantArt page,
Star-Bolt-Pony is Logan's very own original, unique, inspiring pony character. Star-Bolt-Pony is what Logan describes as himself in the My Little Pony universe. Logan makes up interviews by himself in which he both questions the pony and then answers them himself. From the words of Logan himself, Star-Bolt-Pony's family was brutally murdered and sexually molested as a child.
Since Venom2204 is a poisonous supervillain waiting to be freed, no one at his school pays any sort of attention to him, nor do they go anywhere him. To occupy his lunchtime, Venom brings his ponies to school with him so he can feel a false stroke of hope of not dying alone.
| The Eclectic Espeon 2 days ago | Game Theory 4 days ago | Quirkyloverosee 6 days ago | |
The Eclectic Espeon (Eric Ridenour, born April 1, 1993) is a classic example of an attention whore, a hypocrite, a weeaboo, and a pedophile in the My Little Pony fan community. He is a wannabe director studying film and having been placed on academic probation in the past for failing his one and only class, amateur YouTube analyst and Let's-Player, Tumblr blogger, and self-proclaimed male-to-female transgender.
A longtime member of the Internet's most illustrious collection of manchildren, that of the bronies, Espie has over a considerable deal of time, and with minimum effort at that, become one if its more well-known figures. He is the founder and current head of his own "Celestial Spark Studios", a prolific team of nobodies who brought you absolutely nothing at all.
Eric initially began gaining notoriety with his early abridged series, "My Little Pony: The Brony Edition", which gained moderate success throughout the community. He then one day abandoned all this in order to create his own feature-length animated film, Journey of the Spark. And so he stuck to this dream in the face of all else, managing to gain the undying support of hordes of bronies, even assembling a large cast and crew to unquestioningly carry out his bidding. As far as these things go, it was indeed impressive. Promising, right?
Over two years later, after exceedingly vague updates, "Journey of the Spark" was cancelled as a feature-length film. Congratulations, Espie!
| Game Theory 2 days ago | Quirkyloverosee 4 days ago | OpFerguson 6 days ago | |
The Eclectic Espeon (Eric Ridenour, born April 1, 1993) is a classic example of an attention whore, a hypocrite, a weeaboo, and a pedophile in the My Little Pony fan community. He is a wannabe director studying film and having been placed on academic probation in the past for failing his one and only class, amateur YouTube analyst and Let's-Player, Tumblr blogger, and self-proclaimed male-to-female transgender.
A longtime member of the Internet's most illustrious collection of manchildren, that of the bronies, Espie has over a considerable deal of time, and with minimum effort at that, become one if its more well-known figures. He is the founder and current head of his own "Celestial Spark Studios", a prolific team of nobodies who brought you absolutely nothing at all.
Eric initially began gaining notoriety with his early abridged series, "My Little Pony: The Brony Edition", which gained moderate success throughout the community. He then one day abandoned all this in order to create his own feature-length animated film, Journey of the Spark. And so he stuck to this dream in the face of all else, managing to gain the undying support of hordes of bronies, even assembling a large cast and crew to unquestioningly carry out his bidding. As far as these things go, it was indeed impressive. Promising, right?
Over two years later, after exceedingly vague updates, "Journey of the Spark" was cancelled as a feature-length film. Congratulations, Espie!
| Game Theory 2 days ago | Quirkyloverosee 4 days ago | OpFerguson 6 days ago | |
Game Theory is yet another video game-related YouTube show that makes retrofags scream "CHILDHOOD RUINED!!!" in the comments section. Essentially, it's a show that speculates upon an alternate reality in which games are important, while "decisively proving" shit that doesn't matter, such as "Mario has Antisocial Personality Disorder!", or "Creepers are plants!" To compensate for the bad content, he slides/zooms pictures around on the screen to give off an illusion that the video editing is "nifty". Or, he wields large and ponderous words to make him seem intelligent, which begs the conclusion that his theories must be right! This show somehow managed to achieve 2,000,000+ subscribers, but we all know how easy it is to set up bots and ping Google search results.
The man himself, Matthew Patrick (on YouTube as
MatthewPatrick13, the 13 referencing his age of maturity) is the fuckface who decided to make this show a reality. He's a Walter White Jr. lookalike, which explains his retarded persona. His obnoxious voice has extremely forced pitch changes, such that they literally drive the viewers away from any point that he was so feebly trying to make. There's also the fact that he ironically uses puns like a 12-year old boy.
There's also another shitty game show on the same channel called "Game Exchange", but nobody gives a shit. Because of the success of this, he's added 2 brand new shows titled "Culture Shock" and "Crossover," both of which are filled to the brim with buttfuck stupidity.
| Quirkyloverosee 2 days ago | OpFerguson 4 days ago | Nigger 6 days ago | |
Game Theory is yet another video game-related YouTube show that makes retrofags scream "CHILDHOOD RUINED!!!" in the comments section. Essentially, it's a show that speculates upon an alternate reality in which games are important, while "decisively proving" shit that doesn't matter, such as "Mario has Antisocial Personality Disorder!", or "Creepers are plants!" To compensate for the bad content, he slides/zooms pictures around on the screen to give off an illusion that the video editing is "nifty". Or, he wields large and ponderous words to make him seem intelligent, which begs the conclusion that his theories must be right! This show somehow managed to achieve 2,000,000+ subscribers, but we all know how easy it is to set up bots and ping Google search results.
The man himself, Matthew Patrick (on YouTube as
MatthewPatrick13, the 13 referencing his age of maturity) is the fuckface who decided to make this show a reality. He's a Walter White Jr. lookalike, which explains his retarded persona. His obnoxious voice has extremely forced pitch changes, such that they literally drive the viewers away from any point that he was so feebly trying to make. There's also the fact that he ironically uses puns like a 12-year old boy.
There's also another shitty game show on the same channel called "Game Exchange", but nobody gives a shit. Because of the success of this, he's added 2 brand new shows titled "Culture Shock" and "Crossover," both of which are filled to the brim with buttfuck stupidity.
| Quirkyloverosee 2 days ago | OpFerguson 4 days ago | Nigger 6 days ago | |
Quirkyloverosee aka "rubysunshine91", aka Powerword Rosie Skaggs is a CONFIDENT fat activist from Georgia, who's fighting for her right to stuff her face and laze around all day, without having people judge her. She's a walking, talking pile of delusion who insists that she's "healthy" and blocks anyone who tries to give her helpful advise on how to extend her lifespan by another couple of hours. She has a massive following on Instagram, made up of retards who consider her an "inspiration" for having the bravery to post on Instagram while being fat and ugly. Her fans often seem more deluded than Quirky, as anyone who looks at her can tell that death is right around the corner. Quirky herself is also extremely delusional about her condition. When one of her dad's friends died of complications due to being obese, her way to comfort her dad was to buy him shitloads of sweets and snacks while bawwing about her own mortality and how that could be her. Quirky claims to have "binge eating disorder", which rids her of all responsibility over what she puts into her body. Anyone who offers suggestions on how to cope are blocked. These fat shaming suggestions often include thing like, "why can't you binge on vegetables instead of McDonald's" or, "what's preventing you from exercising?" Comments like these are blocked, then screen capped and re-posted by Quirky so her white knights can go to harass teh evil bully.
| OpFerguson 2 days ago | Nigger 4 days ago | Randi Harper 6 days ago | |
Quirkyloverosee aka "rubysunshine91", aka Powerword Rosie Skaggs is a CONFIDENT fat activist from Georgia, who's fighting for her right to stuff her face and laze around all day, without having people judge her. She's a walking, talking pile of delusion who insists that she's "healthy" and blocks anyone who tries to give her helpful advise on how to extend her lifespan by another couple of hours. She has a massive following on Instagram, made up of retards who consider her an "inspiration" for having the bravery to post on Instagram while being fat and ugly. Her fans often seem more deluded than Quirky, as anyone who looks at her can tell that death is right around the corner. Quirky herself is also extremely delusional about her condition. When one of her dad's friends died of complications due to being obese, her way to comfort her dad was to buy him shitloads of sweets and snacks while bawwing about her own mortality and how that could be her. Quirky claims to have "binge eating disorder", which rids her of all responsibility over what she puts into her body. Anyone who offers suggestions on how to cope are blocked. These fat shaming suggestions often include thing like, "why can't you binge on vegetables instead of McDonald's" or, "what's preventing you from exercising?" Comments like these are blocked, then screen capped and re-posted by Quirky so her white knights can go to harass teh evil bully.
| OpFerguson 2 days ago | Nigger 4 days ago | Randi Harper 6 days ago | |
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