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Racists at Patreon hate black people, ban ED

Patreon Community Guidelines Page Removal.png

Racist pricks at Patreon ban us for our article on African Americans. If you were a patron please move your donations to our secure donation server located at You will be able to choose a custom monthly amount just like the racist Patreon or a one-time amount. Thank you. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:24, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

you didn't reply saying you make fun of everyone, even "White Devils"?--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 21:17, 15 April 2015 (EDT)
I like how they went for niggers, which is kinda cookie-cutter ED material. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 00:04, 16 April 2015 (EDT)
some retard gloating Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:29, 16 April 2015 (EDT)
They can gloat all they want, all of our patrons have moved to our donation server so we have lost no money. If anything we are getting it sooner. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:31, 16 April 2015 (EDT)

zero fucks given

Be as brutal as you want. All rules just went out the window. Have fun. --Mantequilla (talk) 02:11, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

OK maybe not all rules, but they have just been relaxed quite a bit. --Mantequilla (talk)

why is this? --Likeicare 03:11, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

also, lol yay --Likeicare 03:12, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

  1. You are a homo, Chris
  2. You are a faggot, Chris
  3. Because ED no longer needs Patreon money
  4. Z is drunk
  5. You are a homo, Chris.
Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:18, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

As much as I would fucking love to light all your piss stain rules on fire zaiger, I disagree with this approach. I submit that we could use some forced labor. If every "admin" were forced to write a quality article, much like actual wiki users, ED would probably have a decent amount of quality shit to show off. Currently, what this site needs more than ever is momentum. ED needs to generate consistent buzz outside of just regular mentions and the best way to achieve that is with long strings of premium material. Whatever support was lost by the removal of Patreon could be restored if some fucking effort was made. Furthermore, if people want to pretend to be ED cool kid admins the least they could do is write something amusing/interesting once in awhile. Especially when it would be for the benefit of the site they claim to care so much about. - Phobos 05:06, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

all of our patrons have moved to our donation server so we have lost no money. If anything we are getting it sooner


fuck off phobos, nobody cares about what you have to say, go back to irc like a good little boy --Likeicare 05:11, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

The last thing of worth you ever contributed around here Likeicare is when you crawled back to 9gag or wherever it is massive faggots who cry about forum arguments go. - Phobos 05:12, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

  • Time to dox everyone on the forum. Faggot spring cleaning is upon us. (Just joking) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 06:05, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

when did this happen phobos? --Likeicare 08:36, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
Vermin threw out a couple pages from his old playbook and Likeicare found them. Likeicare wants phobos and my attention so badly. I'm just waiting for Likeicare to announce that he was bored all along and never took any of this seriously. Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, Vermin. Except Vermin's been decent recently. Weasel avatar2.png reply 09:19, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
We the people of the desert, thank you stranger.Those rules have been nothing but pain in the camel for our people. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 10:19, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
That gloating Twitter user mentioned by Cobalt from the above conversation was continuing to gloat, and this was the response to him and everyone else laughing about ED being dropped by another donation site. I'd say it's best to just count our losses (or lack thereof, if most everyone shifted to the new donation site) and move on without displaying anymore feelings or allowing anyone's butthurt efforts to change who we are or how we operate.
I mean really, what do you expect from a donation site who allows furry artists to receive money from it in order to continue drawing penises on cartoon animals for a living? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:41, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
  • Ok maybe i was a little drunk, and maybe I am now. That dooesn't discount the fact that now that now that we don't have to worry about breaking Patreon TOS we can be 1000% more honest, 1000% more brutal and we have zero fuck to worry about. ED will always be able to fund itself. This is a rare opportunity to tell our detractors that we give no fucks and can be 200% of what they report us for. Make me proud. --Mantequilla (talk) 01:49, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
I believe an amendment to the policy pages is in order then so everyone knows what not to worry about anymore. And for those with cognitive impairment, obviously his statement applies to content, and doesn't mean "no rules, ban/delete/vandalize who or whatever you want." And sorry Likeicare, you still can't post CP. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:22, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
i'm in love --Likeicare 04:31, 20 April 2015 (EDT)

Imgaylol Gretchen 10:06, 20 April 2015 (EDT)

Time to be moar brutal. Somehow, I am in. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 11:53, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
What are you gonna do, brutally threaten anyone who uploads images but fails to place them into an article? If so, start with this guy (see also Tablecow & Donald Buffkin). Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  12:03, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
Yes. And spam their userpages with bad cat memes. And then dox them. But mostly cats. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:41, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
Use this one. In fact, borrow my kitty love page if you have to. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  00:41, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

  • To be clear, here are some things that we have cracked down on since joining Patreon and I would like to know their status as of this moment:
  1. Bestiality
  2. Cartoon CP
  3. Gore and porn on the front page
  4. Having dox on the wiki
  5. Doxing one another on the forum
  6. Anything else you or anyone else can think of G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 13:28, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
No. We were cracking down on the above before we joined Patreon. The exception being doxing forum members and Patreon wasn't mentioned. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:28, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
Right, and I'm not trying to see bestiality or CP of any form whether we're using a strict donation service or not. Why would you even inquire about lifting the ban on shit like that? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:19, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
  • Whatever makes people angry I'm okay with. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:21, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
I agree with oddjew. Even tho its haram to agree with Jews. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 13:32, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
as milwin said, beastiality is NOT illegal. --Likeicare 04:13, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
cartoon cp is fine too, remember what site you're on kids. follow this link if you want a censored wiki --Likeicare 04:16, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
no gore or porn on the front page though, we dont want our users too scared to access the site in public --Likeicare 04:18, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
Or maybe all 3 of you are into bestiality and child porn. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:37, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
  • Aren't we all? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:51, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
Was that a furry joke at my expense? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  00:37, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
  1. Bestiality
  2. Cartoon CP
  3. Gore and porn on the front page
  4. Having dox on the wiki
  5. Doxing one another on the forum


Anyways, I hope that we continue to focus on content. Going out of our way to shock and piss off others makes us look like a bunch of tryhards. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:57, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

Facebook like.png vermin likes this.
  • Trying to shock and annoy people is all we do. I keep having the feeling you're not on the site you think that you're on. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:51, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
  • First Vermin is only agreeing with schnookums to suck his dick hard, he always does that. And yes ED is a shock site in case you don't know faggots, there is a reason why our most popular page is offended. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 12:38, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
>I keep having the feeling you're not on the site you think that you're on
I think the same about you.
Patreon took issue with Nigger. I looked over the article and I don't feel we went out of our way to shock and annoy anyone. Even so, some people will be shocked and annoyed anyways because they can't take a joke.
There is going out of your way to shock and annoy other. And there is writing an article, some will be shocked and annoyed as a side-effect.
Almost every shitty attack article I've ever seen, the author went out of their way to shock and annoy someone. In the end, the author just comes off as butthurt and unfunny.
Do you get the point I'm trying to make?
I don't think you went out of your way to shock and annoy anyone with you GamerGate articles. No, you documented Internet drama. A lot of people were shocked and annoyed anyways, but not because you went out of your way to do it. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:44, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
>And yes ED is a shock site in case you don't know faggots
You can write an article that will offend some readers without trying to be offensive. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:49, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
And ED will never give a damn if someone is offended because they can't take a joke. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:00, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

Cartoon CP is technically illegal and not allowed--Boudica 16:12, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

All of the prohibitions in oddkike's ordered list were in place long before ED used Patreon. He and anyone else with a quark of brain matter are well aware of this. Patreon's stated grounds for dismissal was Niggers, but that obviously isn't the whole story, nor is it the entirety of our infringing content. —  VX  02:13, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
caroon CP is definitely allowed, providing...its relevant. dont put in in an article for no reason --Likeicare 06:08, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
No it isn't. Do you even know why we disallowed it? Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:08, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
Do tell Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 14:12, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
I thought the only convictions on this in the US were under (1) obscenity, which would apply to all porn, not just cartoon CP (2) plea bargains. If anyone is aware of anyone in the US convicted of a crime (as in, not simply signing a plea bargain, but actually contesting it and going through a trial process) please educate us. TI.jpg 01:25, 28 April 2015 (EDT)

Shut the fuck up Tyciol.--Boudica 21:31, 28 April 2015 (EDT) Maybe there was a discussion on the wiki Likeicare knows about that I don't. I'm giving the benefit of doubt. Or maybe he confused our policy on animal abuse images with cartoon CP.

@oddguy Didn't Patreon influence our animal abuse images policy? Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:18, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Tha's just fucked up in the head if cartoon cp's allowed ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:12, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
No CP is allowed cartoon or not. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:19, 30 April 2015 (EDT)
  • I don't think anyone has been toning down what they write because Patreon was watching. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:18, 1 May 2015 (EDT)
Uberfukken 00:05, 15 May 2015 (EDT)

Chris Hansen wants to make another version of "To Catch A Predator"

DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 14:51, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

  • I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of pedoshits suddenly cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 01:52, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
I say we go back on patreon to pay for Chris's airfare to London just to see the look on Shadow Dinosaur's face. Jazzybellio4912
The irony of this show, particularly with a second edition where people are aware of this existing, is that it would only catch incredibly stupid predators and work as a natural selection process, weeding out the stupid ones who are honest enough to say 'yes I'm coming to have sex with you, I'll bring condoms'. Left behind are the ones smart enough to be ambiguous on the net. Now, instead of targeting people who want sex and will only meet with adults who promise it to them, predators will instead be seeking out those who do not explicitly request it, instead feigning to meet up for innocuous purposes. TI.jpg 01:20, 28 April 2015 (EDT)
YES, YES, YES, YES. IM SO EXCITED. --ImperialGuard 04:34, 28 April 2015 (EDT)

Afghans don't have anyone watching their wiki

but that discussion has nothing to do with me. I have been working hard in the translation process of Pashto wikipedia interface & I am also active on translatewiki. I dont understand why I am brought in a discussion that is not related to me. I am also surprised that because of a discussion between some users you guys are imposing ban on all the admins. Thats absolutely unfair. Pashto wiki main page is protected an only users with admin rights can edit that page. Kindly grant me back access to my admin and beuracrate rights Im sure unless there is no admin in Pashto wiki many peple will just publish advertisements and other non-wiki and non-encyclopedic articles. Some are already publishing pornographic pictures that is not considered suitable for kids and for those under 18 years of age. --ANBI (talk) 09:32, 21 April 2015 (UTC)

Everyone at the Pashto Wikipedia has been desysopped, meaning that you can now post porn and Muhammad pics to without being banned. You can't directly upload such images to pswiki, but don't worry: you can use Commons' vast assortment of images:

Commons images can be embedded on any Wikimedia wiki.

I'm not recommending that anyone do this, but I'm just saying that people can, in theory, do this, now that they don't have any sysops to stop vandals and trolls. --JuniusThaddeus 10:12, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

lol you should have posted a link to the pashto wikipedia, anyway im there Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 11:12, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
The former sysops want to prevent people from learning about "masterbation, vagina, [and] penis". The Afghan people need to be enlightened about these wonderful things and more. --JuniusThaddeus 15:25, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
Must add vulgarity... for the children... —  VX  21:17, 27 April 2015 (EDT)

Looks like the global sysops are patrolling the wiki in the absence of local sysops. --JuniusThaddeus 19:10, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

Somebody had to, I hope you appreciate my hard work. TI.jpg 01:34, 28 April 2015 (EDT)


Regarding this vid event:

I heard that this resulted in a Twitter storm where the woman who attacked the black guy was saying that she was attacked, and her friends were backing her up and stuff.

I am wondering if anyone knows of any evidence pertaining to the situation, and whether this would be worth of an article in and of itself for the incident, for ShinBlade, or of the land-whale who assaulted him. I don't know what to call such a prospective article, and I don't know how to generate a lulzy article from any content I might find, just that this is a humorous situation full of potential.

Some discussion of it from January:

Still not sure if anyone archived these Tweets in case anyone deleted them though. Knowing the name of whale would help. TI.jpg 01:29, 28 April 2015 (EDT)


Why the fuck is there not an article? Do I have to hold your hands every time there is a major event? --Mantequilla (talk) 15:19, 1 May 2015 (EDT)

not it G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 17:24, 1 May 2015 (EDT)

Thank you. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:12, 2 May 2015 (EDT)

Phillip Ray Greaves II

This guy got a lot of internet media coverage for a book sold via the internet on Amazon, with lulz had when Amazon initially defended the book and then took it down. The guy got arrested later due to him mailing a signed copy of his book to cops. Seems worth an article, but I don't think I would write it in an entertaining tone, nominating in case anyone else is interested. TI.jpg 00:47, 3 May 2015 (EDT)

See Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Needed/Proposed —  VX  02:52, 5 May 2015 (EDT)

Boston Ma #GamerGate meet up

ED is will present at the Boston GamerGate meetup. You can get information (including the venue which is TBA) by joining the Facebook event or following the Twitter hashtag Twitter-favicon.png #GGinBoston. --Mantequilla (talk) 02:14, 5 May 2015 (EDT)

Would that I could... fucking yankees. —  VX  02:50, 5 May 2015 (EDT)

Too much Baltimore

  • Suggest that all content be moved to the Great Baltimore Riot article since it will likely be the most searched reference and just axe that tidbit about the riots at the end of the Maryland article. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 12:22, 5 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Whatever you guys decide just do it. I'm not american so I don't even know what's going on. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:24, 5 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Worst we have where I live are turkish immigrants and somalia illegals. I'm just enjoying the entertainment coming out of Fatistan's getting itself into yet another race war. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 12:36, 5 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol same. Crackers and niggers fighting. McDonald's Vs. KFC. I bet everyone at those riots are out of breath. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:44, 5 May 2015 (EDT)


  1. - DINDUNUFFIN: Niggers dindunuffin to deserve this article.
  2. - GGinDC: Arthur Chu says GamerGate "ends tonight" then DC GG meetup gets a bomb threat.
  3. - Kill The Faggot: Game gets greenlit then banned from Steam.
  4. - CIS Gender: Another popular topic that we've not covered.
  5. - Deez nutz: this antique meme was used on Daily Show tonight by a sports figure. added 01:25, 8 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  6. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  7. - Male Tears: It means cum --Mantequilla (talk) 21:55, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
  8. - Safe space added 16:22, 21 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  9. - Freebleeding, currently a redirect to Feminism#Freebleeding. added 00:02, 22 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif

More TBA --Mantequilla (talk) 02:31, 6 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I've already added a section to Chu's article about GGinDC, as well as the rape joke of his that someone found the next day (WHICH I FOUND AND ADDED TO THAT ARTICLE MONTHS AGO btw) and his subsequent meltdown. The two other articles ideas sound good tho G Head.png oddguy G Head.png.
At the moment Kill The Faggot is an incomplete draft, I'll work on it more tomorrow. Feel free to jump in. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:28, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Looks like a good article to add to the "Lulzy Games" template (should I have even made that thing? Is it redundant?) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:34, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
No that is a very good idea. Please do. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:03, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Added CIS Gender. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:38, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • What is there to write about "Cis" besides "Not a tranny"? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:52, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
There was more to write about heterosexual than just "not a faggot," wasn't there? See also breederVermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:27, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Made CIS Gender, or at least started to. Feel free to add more along with me. :) 1sam234 22:24, 16 May 2015 (EDT)
Cis scum is a popular insult and is a widely used term. There is quite a lot of drama related to cis. What isn't there to write about it? EDIT: [1] [2] Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:00, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • First of all, Vermin made a good point. I didn't think of that. Secondly, we already have an article for Die cis scum, so that's a separate issue, but we could write an article about cis in the same way we did about hetero and white I guess... Although I personally don't know how to go about it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:50, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
What about Eddie_Van_Halen ? kthxbye Vigilant's Vagoo 20:06, 16 May 2015 (EDT)

We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

Off the top of my head I can think of:


  • Dread Pirate Roberts - Leader of Silk Road, threatened multiple people with saying it to their face fucker offline not online see what happens when I hire a hitman
  • David Shing - “Digital Prophet, AOL.” It also says “David Shing,” but, unless you knew him when he was a kid in Australia, you should just call him Shingy, which is also his Twitter handle and his URL." This guy just by appearance alone, lol.
  • Nick Denton - Founder of Gawker
  • Silicon Valley - A place, a show, etc
  • Star Citizen - Biggest game of the decade
  • Molyneux - Creator of overhyped as fuck games that he then mishandles into absolute failure his most recent, Godus, is completely falling apart
  • Fictionkin - Bizarre subset of otherkin who believe that they are fictional characters
  • Headmates - To quote UD, "Headmates are a weird mix of schizophrenia, too much time looking at a computer screen and cheetos. It's supposedly described as having multiple personalities in your head, sometimes one taking over, another while you're watching a movie, another takes over at a feminist convention rally."
  • TERF - Trannies vs Feminists Electric Bugaloo also Cathy Brennan
  • Wired - Massively popular massively shitty tech focused blog/magazine
  • TechCrunch - Extremely pretentious bullshit "blog/thought leader/omg techcrunch/tech institution"
  • Deflate Gate - Not Internet related but extremely topical at least
  • An article summarizing and looking back on GamerGate now that we have umpteen million articles about it and the faggotry has calmed down in fact it would be amazing if we could do a "Lolcows - Where are they Now?" series and occasionally do summary/lookback articles about particularly interesting/popular events

Should be Improved

  • Trigger
  • Social Justice - I wrote this article awhile back and I never finished the section on types of Social Justice Warriors if anyone finds that interesting enough to write about
  • ISIS - Needs updating/expansion
  • Android - Trolling Google never gets old same goes for Apple's bullshit
  • Comcast - Srsly, these niggas.
  • Dzhokhar Tsarnaev - Needs to be updated/improved could be fantastic AOTN material.

I've got other ideas but that's a good place to start I think - Phobos 07:54, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • Does Denton really need his own article? I don't remember finding anything interesting to say about him when I was working on the Gawker article. All the rest - Agree/don't know anything about. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:06, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

We should be fucking with Gawker as much as possible imo. They're drama obsessed cunts, Nick Denton reportedly gets very IRL mad about people making fun of him online, and beefing with them would give us pretty great publicity. Gawker and Vice fucking hate each other so even if Gawker staff/writers refuse to acknowledge us repeatedly shitting on them Vice wouldnt give two fucks about writing a piece about it just to rustle Gawker's jimmies. As for content,

- Phobos 08:17, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I do agree that fucking with Denton is always a plus. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:22, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
Nick Denton Youre welcome. Someone please fix the video gallery thing. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:47, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
okay i did the video gallery. hopefully i didn't edit conflict you. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:19, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

I'll e work on ISIS.I'll start on something fairly soon.If anyone has any good links lmk or try to stick them on the talk page--Boudica 08:57, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

Ok probably the single most needed page right now is Bahar Mustafa. This bitch is a university diversity officer who is extremely racist and sexist against whites and men. There is a petition to have her fired and arrested with over 16,000 signatures. Multiple news articles about her antics. This shit is HOT right now, just check out Twitter-favicon.png #supportbaharmustafa. Anyone who creates this page will have my eternal gratitude. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:54, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

New ED Facebook page

The ED Facebook page was deleted due to some no life faggot going through and reporting every post going back to 2011, so we were forced to create a new one. Please like. --Mantequilla (talk) 22:10, 12 May 2015 (EDT)

how to prevent it from happening again? or just keep on making new ones when the old ones get reported? cuz i'm down either way — Preceding unsigned comment added by hipcrime (talkcontribs)
By not uploading pron Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 01:52, 13 May 2015 (EDT)
The last one was reported cuz from 2011 to 2013 we posted the XOTN which included multiple mentions of the words "nigger" "faggot" etc. hopefully this time we can keep the niggerspeak off the page and they will be good enough. --Mantequilla (talk) 02:36, 13 May 2015 (EDT)
noted, ty for the heads up. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 03:36, 13 May 2015 (EDT) — Preceding unsigned comment added by hipcrime (talkcontribs)
Content doesn't matter for FB page reports. If enough people spam reports, it will be removed, regardless. We got an anti-hate speech page removed that way, lol. —  VX  00:16, 15 May 2015 (EDT)


We have good new articles, bad new articles. How about "Recently Blanked Articles" Uberfukken 23:59, 14 May 2015 (EDT)

I like it Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 02:14, 15 May 2015 (EDT)
  • I don't get it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 05:00, 15 May 2015 (EDT)
It sounds like a list that needs a bot to put in articles that had been triggered as BLANKING IN PROGRESS by vandals. Kinda unsure about that, honestly. 1sam234 23:57, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

I like this idea. Give me a week and I'll add it to the GNA/BNA section. TBH this should be maintained like we do Did you know... and have 5 entries each. It would be easier to edit and frankly some items are like 3 months old. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:39, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

Anyone like to laugh at hopeless nerds?

Consider Critical Shit. It's popular too, which is really awful. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 16:03, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

/chan/ links

If I make a link to the page "/b/", like so:


It becomes:


Or in other words, a link to https://b rather than the actual ED page titled "/b/" (which is actually just a redirect to B/). The same happens to /v/, /i/, etc.

Now with this being such an obvious instance of fail, you'd think people would NEVER link to "/b/", but instead to "b/"... right?


Holy shit, look at all of those pages sending people to https://b! /v/, /i/ and the other /*/s have the same problem, to varying degrees.

Fuck, man, do people just not even notice this? All those links... Someone needs to do something about them. Maybe an admin could run a bot or something to change all those /b/'s to b/'s? This is just sick, an unholy perversion of everything Encyclopedia Dramatica stands for...Barack O' Fucking Bama 01:07, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

That is a mediawiki failing. You have to make it like [[b/|/b/]] in order to make /b/. It's always been that way. --Mantequilla (talk) 01:52, 21 May 2015 (EDT)
I figured that. The problem is that nobody ever does, and it's gotten to the point where only this guy has the time to go through and fix all those links. Which is why I proposed using a bot to do it. It could do something like:
>find all links to /b/
>if link is formatted like [[/b/]], change to [[b/|/b/]]
>if link is something like [[/b/|fail]], change to [[b/|fail]]
>save page
>repeat with other /*/ links like /v/, /i/, etc.
>all links are fixed
I have no idea if a bot like that exists or if it'd have to be coded from scratch, it's just a suggestion. There's still the alternative. ―Barack O' Fucking Bama 21:31, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

Phobos and Homicide

I really need to get this off my chest. I feel like I'm going to possibly hurt a loved one nearby, I'm so angry! I really think it would be best for the community if Homicide were to be banned and Phobos' admin status taken away. Homicide never contributes anything, he just comes here to harass me. Phobos hasn't done much of anything during my time I've been here, he only bans me for no fecking reason. I'm really tired of having to deal with this. I only want to have a decent stay here on ED without the fear and stress of being banned for no reason by Phobos at any given time and having Homo (my nick for Homi) plastering "im an faggot" all over my user pages when they aren't being flushed. And Tiger, no. Phobos and I will NEVER be "BFFs," as you put it, especially if he keeps doing shit like this. I can't stand it. I CANT STAND IT. Please listen to my words and come to a decision on this, I believe it would be best for everyone on the site, because I don't want to be driven to Defcon 1 and be liable for something that will get me in deep trouble and even permanently banned. I have that Defcon board there on my user page for a reason. It's not for decoration. I really do want to continue peacefully contributing to the site. I love ED! Please for the love of all that is sacred to me and to whoever is currently reading this do this one favor for me and do something about these two! Anything to get them off my back! Please! ◢~◣ P.S., if anything in this message sounds off or unlike what I usually type, or if there is a stupid edit war going on between me and phobos or Homo, you will know the reason. -Decepticon logo.pngಠ_ಠ 20:18, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

I don't know Homocide OR Phobos that well, but I heard Phobos likes to fuck around and ban people for short periods of time. DOS, ED isn't always going to be a nice place, it's not. People are either going to be assholes or they're gonna be really helpful. I see EDiots here make flamewars on each other almost ALL the time, so it's nothing new. To be blunt, your long text post sounds like a lot of butthurt. I'm trying to be nice and say that maybe you shouldn't complain about how some of the admins work. Of course, I'm sure others are gonna call you a faggot and troll you immensely. --Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif(Call for The Hero!) 20:24, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
Well, what about the fact of Homicide not contributing anything at all to the site, only making an account to fuck with me because I didn't like him messing with my user page a long while back? Shouldn't something be done about him? Also, I'm sorry if my long talk style comes off as butthurt, I thought originally that if I tried to type what I think as formally as possible, that it wouldn't be misconstrued that way. Everything I said in that wall of text is true, especially the pare about being on the verge of hurting someone close to me. I have never been very good at controlling my anger, and I'm deeply sorry for that. I just can't seem to control it sometimes, especially when something happens to something I've worked for three months on, like my user pages getting flushed. ό-ὸ -Decepticon logo.pngಠ_ಠ 20:44, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
Nobody cares about your precious USERPAEGS!11. You are here to edit and make articles. It's not a damn contest about who can make the prettiest userpage. Also, I think you just fucked yourself big time. --Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif(Call for The Hero!) 20:50, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
Wow, you're a real help on my self esteem. also, I didn't say they were "precious," I just said I had worked on them for three fecking months and didn't want to see them go to waste. I like showing ED what I'm all about. I use those pages to catalog things I like from the site, like pics and videos, or to have as my own personal sandboxes, where I can keep honing my skills so that I can make more lulzy edits later on. I never meant for you to think that I thought it was a contest or anything. I consider it more like renting out an apartment, but for free, and on the internet. I have the freedom to customize it however I want to, and I don't want the fruits of my enjoyable labor to just vanish in an instant. You wouldn't want to se your own home get vandalized and destroyed like that when you have done so much to make it the way you wanted, right? ¬_¬ -Decepticon logo.pngಠ_ಠ 21:04, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
Now I'm convinced you're totally a whiny SJW faggot from Tumblr. --Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif(Call for The Hero!) 21:19, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
You are taking this all way too seriously Devham1.gif»»What 21:13, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
jesus dude you need to relax a little. Devham1.gif»»What 20:28, 20 May 2015 (EDT)
tl;dr but pretty sure you just hung yourself. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:48, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

Nobody is interested in your nerd rage.

This has gone way too far, and it needs to stop. Now. Posting walls of text on TJC about some faggot fucking up your userpage will do nothing, but draw negative attention towards you and make you look like a complete lolcow. You have your userpage; Hipcrime restored all of the lost data yesterday. Let's end it. Besides, you're an EDitor, which means that you can protect your pages from being vandalized by butthurt newfags. -- Forgil.gif Deceptive Forgil.gif 21:30, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

Dos, quit being a baby. ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:57, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

Great job OP, now I am no longer convinced that Phobos is the biggest crybaby faggot on ED. Because you Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 00:55, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

I really think a proper idea would be to sysop DOS too just like Phobos and let them work their troubles out through their sysop tools. After a fair fight, they might become friends. Exploding chemo van 01:02, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

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The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 01:26, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

  • tl;dr. Why do people from BWW always have to follow me here ans embarrass me? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:35, 21 May 2015 (EDT)
For the record, I'm neither butthurt nor a newfag. Your continued attempts at ban evasion demonstrated quite the opposite regarding you, however I'm not here to point out the obvious. Please lurk more as you go over my enclosed apology which I would like you to understand is completely sincere and I am not laughing as I masturbate directly into my own mouth:

Dosfag apology formal.png -This Page Intentionally Left Blank

Lol - Phobos 13:24, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

Rachel Cassidy

When I originally heard about this situation, I put it under Ohio#Public oral sex.

It seemed better to create a section until I could actually confirm a name.

Although I had come across Rachel Cassidy being accused, I read that she denied it and could not actually come people's arguments for why she did it.

Recently I came across something more extensive though:

Does the evidence here warrant splitting the section off into its own article and ED taking a stand that Rachel is the street fucker? TI.jpg 01:31, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

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