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i was actually on Neopets not long after its birth, joined Feb 2000 (i was 7) up until about 2004. i can answer some questions you may have, may also have a look at the article --Likeicare 03:25, 1 July 2015 (EDT)

STAFF SUGGESTS NEEDED ARTICLES

  1. - Deez nutz: this antique meme was used on Daily Show tonight by a sports figure. added 01:25, 8 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  2. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  3. - Freebleeding, currently a redirect to Feminism#Freebleeding. added 00:02, 22 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  4. - Shoplifting Blogs - Bitches on Tumblr are posting their Shoplifting hauls Mantequilla (talk) 21:58, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
  5. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  6. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  7. Rare Pepes - newest ironic meme on 4chan and 8chan. gotta collect them all --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:32, 10 June 2015 (EDT)
  8. Emoji is currently a redirect to Otaku emoticons which is not accurate. With the advent of Unicode standard emoji and things like Apple making "diverse" emoji, or as I like to call them, Negroji, there can be quite a bit of lulz on this page. Especially emoji combinations, I mean who doesn't laugh at 👌👈? (although apparently it looks better on Google Chrome than it does in firefox) --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 17:42, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
  9. You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack Rap song by Viper. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 16:00, 14 June 2015 (EDT)
  10. Godfrey Elfwick Troll who started the whole Twitter-favicon.png #wrongskin (aka transnigger) phenomenon. Has Trolled BBC as well as various other news outlets. See: Twitter-favicon.png GodfreyElfwick
  11. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  12. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIRED later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)

Should be Improved

  1. Donald Trump- He's getting more attention from this new presidential run than he ever has had before.Needs added to--Boudica 23:51, 3 July 2015 (EDT)
  2. Same-sex marriage--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 14:01, 28 June 2015 (EDT)

I've got other ideas but that's a good place to start I think - Phobos 07:54, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I've already added a section to Chu's article about GGinDC, as well as the rape joke of his that someone found the next day (WHICH I FOUND AND ADDED TO THAT ARTICLE MONTHS AGO btw) and his subsequent meltdown. The two other articles ideas sound good tho G Head.png oddguy G Head.png.
At the moment Kill The Faggot is an incomplete draft, I'll work on it more tomorrow. Feel free to jump in. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:28, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Looks like a good article to add to the "Lulzy Games" template (should I have even made that thing? Is it redundant?) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:34, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
No that is a very good idea. Please do. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:03, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Added CIS Gender. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:38, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • What is there to write about "Cis" besides "Not a tranny"? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:52, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
There was more to write about heterosexual than just "not a faggot," wasn't there? See also breederVermin  25px  10:27, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Made CIS Gender, or at least started to. Feel free to add more along with me. :) 1sam234 22:24, 16 May 2015 (EDT)
Cis scum is a popular insult and is a widely used term. There is quite a lot of drama related to cis. What isn't there to write about it? EDIT: [1] [2] Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:00, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • First of all, Vermin made a good point. I didn't think of that. Secondly, we already have an article for Die cis scum, so that's a separate issue, but we could write an article about cis in the same way we did about hetero and white I guess... Although I personally don't know how to go about it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:50, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
What about Eddie_Van_Halen ? kthxbye Vigilant's Vagoo 20:06, 16 May 2015 (EDT)

We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Does Denton really need his own article? I don't remember finding anything interesting to say about him when I was working on the Gawker article. All the rest - Agree/don't know anything about. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:06, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

We should be fucking with Gawker as much as possible imo. They're drama obsessed cunts, Nick Denton reportedly gets very IRL mad about people making fun of him online, and beefing with them would give us pretty great publicity. Gawker and Vice fucking hate each other so even if Gawker staff/writers refuse to acknowledge us repeatedly shitting on them Vice wouldnt give two fucks about writing a piece about it just to rustle Gawker's jimmies. As for content,

- Phobos 08:17, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I do agree that fucking with Denton is always a plus. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:22, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
Nick Denton Youre welcome. Someone please fix the video gallery thing. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:47, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
okay i did the video gallery. hopefully i didn't edit conflict you. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:19, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

I'll e work on ISIS.I'll start on something fairly soon.If anyone has any good links lmk or try to stick them on the talk page--Boudica 08:57, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

Ok probably the single most needed page right now is Bahar Mustafa. This bitch is a university diversity officer who is extremely racist and sexist against whites and men. There is a petition to have her fired and arrested with over 16,000 signatures. Multiple news articles about her antics. This shit is HOT right now, just check out Twitter-favicon.png #supportbaharmustafa. Anyone who creates this page will have my eternal gratitude. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:54, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

  • Do we actually need a "Rare Pepe" article? Shouldn't we just expand the "Feels bad man" article? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 18:45, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
yes, there are over 1000 rares circulating right now even and we need a few other articles on the related Pepe memes..--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:09, 16 June 2015 (EDT)

Started an article for cringe threads.--Boudica 19:01, 11 June 2015 (EDT)

Freebleeding section of Feminism has been updated with new material, should it be moved into its own article, or no? --Monster 09:38, 1 July 2015 (EDT)

Personal attack images added to articles

I removed some of these from pages but if you guys could keep an eye out for shit like this I would appreciate it. It has been going on since the dawn of time, I know, but people are adding images of people nobody cares about, along with dox in the file descriptions, to pages like AZN, gay, fat etc just to bolster their own ego and make fun of people nobody but them knows about. some examples, click on them to read the meta page for the descriptions:

Shit like this is stupid and only does one thing, make the uploader pleased with themselves because they think they are some ebin trawler. Please be on the lookout for shit like this and remove them from pages as you see it. If you are not an admin/sysop and you see shit like this being uploaded please report it to staff so they can take the appropriate action. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 15:16, 6 June 2015 (EDT)

fun with the b& hammer

When banning someone, if you specify a {{template}} in the "Other/additional reason" field, BMO will add it to their userpage. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:50, 8 June 2015 (EDT)

Preferably the {{kitties}} template. Vermin  25px  14:18, 8 June 2015 (EDT)
It didn't work when I tried it, unless by "add it to their user page" you meant "add it to the reason given in the banned screen." When you used it on me, it didn't add {{furry}} to my user page (though it was already there as I had it added myself), but it did show the template as the reason given on the "you've been brutally sodomized by ___" screen.
Also, it didn't show that you banned me in RC. It was literally "surprise buttsex" as the banned screen states. Vermin  25px  14:47, 8 June 2015 (EDT)
It should be working now otherwise I'll look tomorrow. Note that if someone already has {{banned}} on their userpage BMO won't do anything. Weasel avatar2.png reply 17:12, 8 June 2015 (EDT)
Megaphone.pngIt works! Your user page has never been more adorable. Vermin  25px  20:40, 8 June 2015 (EDT)

forum

sorry if this is the wrong place to bitch, but anyone know why I can't register for the forum? When I try to sign up, I get the error, "A server error occurred. Please try again later." Been happening for a few days. Thanks. Kickass 01:40, 9 June 2015 (EDT)

It's because your user name has a curse word in it. Please make a new account named Kickbutt and try again. Vermin  25px  02:00, 9 June 2015 (EDT)
That is not true. Use the email user function on the left side margin of my userpage and tell me what you would like your username to be and I will make the account manually. Registration is broken for some people for some reason. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 05:35, 9 June 2015 (EDT)
Thanks Mantequilla. I sent you an email. The ED forum needs my kickass contributions. Kickass 22:08, 9 June 2015 (EDT)
I didn't get it, try again or send an email to contact at encyclopediadramatica.se --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:32, 15 June 2015 (EDT)
It's still not letting me sign up, can someone help? The forums seems pretty cool. --Neenz 16:27, 25 June 2015 (EDT)

Fabricated legal threats

I sent Tiger a message about his contribution to the YouNow article which states the "admin" wants to sue us looking for proof. Is this real? Can anyone confirm because I've heard nothing about this nor can find any evidence of it. Fake legal threats dilute the impact of real ones. Uberfukken 21:39, 10 June 2015 (EDT)

Special:Contributions/Daryl_Dixon--Boudica 00:30, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
Ptff... even if it were real, they can't really do anything about it. This is the internet. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:34, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
That's not the point doofus--Boudica 00:36, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
oh well. but the threat's half a year ago. so they probably didnt do anything. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:56, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
ok i see where it's from now. i'm going to edit the article to correctly represent that log. Uberfukken 23:22, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
  • ALL legal threats should go through me first before ANY action is taken. email contact@ if you have any questions. Also LOL at posting a C&D on a wiki. Certified mail is the ONLY legal avenue to pursue such an order. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:03, 15 June 2015 (EDT)
 :D Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 22:21, 20 June 2015 (EDT)
It should also be sent certified mail, if you just send a cease and desist through regular mail they can just claim they never got it. --Monster 10:48, 1 July 2015 (EDT)
Um, that's not a "legal threat" that's a cookie cutter "cease and desist" letter that you can find on pretty well any LOLsuit advice page online.
--Monster 09:36, 1 July 2015 (EDT)

Found it...

http://thompsonhall.com/cease-desist-slander-template-example-sample-form/

LOL, they didn't even try altering it at all.  :D

--Monster 10:51, 1 July 2015 (EDT)

Hello again Onideus Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 10:59, 1 July 2015 (EDT)
What? I don't speak Jamaican. --Monster 11:03, 1 July 2015 (EDT)

you've got 105 characters

Create a subpage named /tweet and its contents will be tweeted with the relevant AOTN, POTN or VOTN. If an AOTN runs from June 18, 2015 to June 19, 2015, you'll add /tweet to the earliest date, June 18, 2015.

Result: https://twitter.com/ED_Updates/status/610159917631012864 Weasel avatar2.png reply 23:45, 14 June 2015 (EDT)

Adding popular #hashtags will make sure the tweet gets the most visibility. DO NOT add the {{hashtag}} template. Do it in plaintext. The #EDXOTN tags (as well as the article title for AOTN) get tweeted automagically so no need to add them. Adding a short description to the POTN and VOTN in /tweet is encouraged though. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:57, 15 June 2015 (EDT)
This needs to be added to cascade protection. I'll do it when I sober up. If I sober up. —  VX  02:22, 24 June 2015 (EDT)
Done. —  VX  14:19, 25 June 2015 (EDT)

The Redditor Question

I'm sorry, but why are you guys letting the fucking Wizardchan spilloff use ED as a platform for their autism movements? I thought we were better than that...even after the death of .com...

Owl

  • Who? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 06:45, 25 June 2015 (EDT)
What movement? If you refer to this "reddit exodus," that falls within SJW coverage. —  VX  14:19, 25 June 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, was talking about gamergate, the people who think that everyone who disagrees with them is a 'social justice warrior', and all of the retarded shit that falls underneath. SJW fuckery is relatively covered, but it's embarrassing that GG is still a relatively positive article, along with 8chan and whatever else autists get into these days. I should have been more clear; I guess I saw that a lot of the newer articles were essentially people who GG is butthurt over and was wondering why ED is becoming a safe space for adult virgins. It seems like a lot of the GG crowd is using ED as a platform to promote their autistic views and keep writing articles that are positive to their cause when they really shouldn't given their CWC levels of collective fixation. --Owlsig.jpgowl.talk 05:55, 1 July 2015 (EDT)
8Chan was partially fixed, the first part, but it keeps getting vandalized over and over and over and over. The rest of the article needs to be fixed though too. --Monster 10:03, 1 July 2015 (EDT)
  • I guess I should answer this since I'm writing most of those articles. GamerGate is doing all my research work for me. They're digging up all the lulz about everyone they dislike and it all ends up being article worthy. None of the articles are pro-gg, just anti-whoever the article is about. It wouldn't make any sense to write an article about (for example) Arthut Chu and not take the side of whoever is talking shit about him. I've helped write some attack articles about pro-gg people as well because, again, someone else dug up all the dirt and I just had to put it in writing. The only article that's really too positive is the actual GamerGate article, but at the time it was written it was just a way to take another jab at Zoe Quinn. Since then I went back and added some more critical sections, but didn't bother to re-write the entire thing. For the record- I am not a gg supporter, simply because I don't play videogames so I don't give a shit. I just enjoy the perpetual drama and watching people lose jobs/money because of them. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:54, 3 July 2015 (EDT)

Yo, ops

No one has received VD since March. I'd toss some around myself, but the common folk haven't caught my notice of late. —  VX  02:05, 26 June 2015 (EDT)

Done. —  VX  16:45, 27 June 2015 (EDT)
Maybe people could nominate themselves for it, like they did to become an EDitor before, and we can pick the one with the most impressive contributions, history, why they deserve it, etc. 1sam234 17:27, 27 June 2015 (EDT)
I was gonna give 1sam it but he became sysop sooo... Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 17:39, 27 June 2015 (EDT)
I don't think there's a rule against giving VD to sysops though. :) The page about the VD says "All registered users are eligible for the prize". 1sam234 18:13, 27 June 2015 (EDT)
I already distributed them, seeing as no one replied. —  VX  21:35, 27 June 2015 (EDT)
I saw that. I'll nominate myself for one for July 2015 though. :) 1sam234 22:23, 27 June 2015 (EDT)
-licks your face to establish dominance-
--Monster 16:21, 5 July 2015 (EDT)

Redditors are confused

[3] [4] (lol) [5]

And that's just the last month, and leaves out people looking for porn and other trivial shit. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 04:40, 26 June 2015 (EDT)

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--LmaoZedong 26th June 2015

My Dad Works At Anime

Is it okay to make an article if it's technically centered around a "forced meme"? There was recently this hilarious controversy over a Death Note anime book which was discovered on a school campus and the authorities and school staff (not realizing what it was) went completely ape shit over the entire thing... hilarity then ensued on numerous backwater affiliate station FaceBook pages and in the comments section of this one, this guy (obviously being satirical), said that his opinion was the only one that mattered because his "dad worked at anime". Which then kicked off an entire cascade of "working at anime" replies and rebuttals. I'd like to make an article about the whole fiasco but centering primarily on the "My dad works at anime." meme rather the story itself (which wasn't all that interesting). Basically the replies and arguments that the story got were more entertaining than the story itself. So would that be okay or would it be considered a "forced meme" or whatever.

Mmmm, just checked in Google, it looks like people are already trying to push its usage.

--Monster 09:55, 1 July 2015 (EDT)

Please do! If you need assistance drop me a note. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:49, 2 July 2015 (EDT)

blip.tv

Does anyone have wiki markup handy to embed blip.tv videos? Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:50, 2 July 2015 (EDT)

https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension_talk:EmbedVideo#added_blip.tv_support might help LulzKiller 08:53, 2 July 2015 (EDT)
This might: http://www.mediawikiwidgets.org/Widget:Blip.tv LulzKiller 08:55, 2 July 2015 (EDT)
I hoping for an existing solution on the wiki. We allow embeds for non-YouTube videos I just don't remember if blip.tv was supported. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:56, 2 July 2015 (EDT)
If I recall it was supported, but then they changed their code. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:49, 2 July 2015 (EDT)
  • Someone could probably make a custom widget if they were 1337 enough. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 01:48, 4 July 2015 (EDT)
I tried bringing it here, copied everything from the 2nd source article that Lulzkiller posted for it, It's just getting some error. 1sam234 02:56, 4 July 2015 (EDT)
It works--Boudica 03:48, 4 July 2015 (EDT)
Wait, it does, really? All I'm getting and seeing is "Error in widget Blip.tv" where the sample should be, unless my settings are screwed up. 1sam234 04:22, 4 July 2015 (EDT)
If someone can figure it out plz let me know. Schnook was asking this because I was trying to get it to work. - Zew0 19:51, 4 July 2015 (EDT)
Just to make sure, you guys do have http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Widget installed right? The 2nd source says that needs to be installed. LulzKiller 08:23, 5 July 2015 (EDT)

I have tried this markup for blip.tv videos: <video type="bliptv" id="<videoid>" position"<videoposition>" height="<videoheight>" width="<videowidth>" frame="true/false"/>, though the video doesn't seem to want to play. MediaWiki may not support the "bliptv" parameter, and therefore is unable to load the video.

Deceptive    Talk page    Flexcube.gif  15:51, 15 July 2015 (EDT)

LOL BLIP.TV IS SHUTTING DOWN ALL OF THIS WAS FOR NOTHING. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 23:21, 2 August 2015 (EDT)

Evil-unveiled.com category

Can we create an evil-unveiled.com category to put all of those articles in (the categorization of which I'll do, no questions asked - only the ones already in the categories; im lazy)? Otherwise we have about 50 non-existent categories which have only contained articles related to that topic. It seems like the best solution considering amount of articles within that space. Or I can just blank all red categories and just find the existing ones to put them in? Whatever works. LulzKiller 12:36, 5 July 2015 (EDT)

I think a simple evil-unveiled category will be fine, yes. Then I think you can delete all the other categories. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:59, 5 July 2015 (EDT)

Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge

Should this get its own article? I stuck it into Plastic Surgery but it probably has enough material to stand on its own, plus it was a pretty big deal for awhile (back in april/may). --MissPelt 18:26, 16 July 2015 (EDT)

A separate article for that may be fine, but that has nothing to do with plastic surgery. Not sure why you'd add that to the plastic surgery article... — Deceptive • Flexcube.gif  22:07, 16 July 2015 (EDT)
Well it's related to plastic surgery because that's what kicked it off, Kylie Jenner's medical "enhancements", which in turn triggered a mass knock-off attempt to replicate plastic surgery without plastic surgery. --MissPelt 13:36, 17 July 2015 (EDT)
Er, to be more precise it was largely her initial denial that she had work done that kicked it off. After the "challenge" started making their rounds and everyone started pointing their finger at her then she suddenly changed her tune and admitted to having plastic surgery because of her personal "insecurities" as she put it. --MissPelt 15:00, 17 July 2015 (EDT)
If you can provide more material and make it feature length, new articles are always good. —  VX  22:12, 16 July 2015 (EDT)
I'll see about uploading some more stuff and expanding it. Probably won't get around to it until next week though, gonna be on vacation for a few days. --MissPelt 13:36, 17 July 2015 (EDT)

Mass Image Upload Feature for EDitors

Can we add one to ED so that EDitors can upload multiple images or reupload multiple images at once instead of having 15 tabs open with the upload page?--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 12:56, 17 July 2015 (EDT)

INB4 EDzilla is created. LulzKiller (talk) 13:44, 17 July 2015 (EDT)

Screen Res Wars

Due to excessive staff whining interfering with the progress of an article, this issue needs to be addressed. What is the preferred screen res for designing articles. I, like many others, use 1600x900. It looks great. Articles look great. However, we're getting complaints from the very vocal 20% of people who use 1366 or less and feel the need to force their poor technological standards on the rest of us. Furthermore, people who browse ED on their phone think their opinion somehow matters. Do we at ED cater to low-res, and if so, why. Uberfukken 17:49, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

Where does 20% come from? LulzKiller (talk) 17:53, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
My ass, just like this linechart Cobalt is about to post which includes tablet and phone resolutions. Uberfukken 17:55, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
Well, this wouldn't be as much of an issue if we had newer mediaWiki. But the most common res is 1376x678 or whatever.
Most Common Screen Resolutions April to June 2015.jpg
Also all the rage nowadays is making a website responsive, so it can be viewed equally on all devices.
Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:56, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
And there is also this Around 33% are not able to see that crap. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 17:57, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
You think W3Schools.com and ED have the same demographic? How many people are really viewing this site with some hipster-faggot tablet. Uberfukken 17:59, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

The problem is that ED's software hasnt been updated to include all the new responsive features found in newer wiki software its literally fucking impossible to get any of it to work for anyone. The version of ED available on your phone has no mobile compatibility shit breaks all over the place regardless of me styling shit outside of wiki markup. - Phobos 18:02, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

I'll include how it looks on my end for sake of inclusion and those unfamiliar with the problem.

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Several of us have reported something similar. LulzKiller (talk) 18:03, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

Well I dont really fucking care what anyone has to say about this. I fucking wrote it. It's staying if you want a different version then go fuck with the mobile version. - Phobos 18:06, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

  • i don't see the need for the junk at the top anyway. now it looks like mobile versions of the articles are being made which splits the pageviews shown at the bottom. PS: i don't think a newer version of MediaWiki will do shit. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:07, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
"Well I dont really fucking care what anyone has to say about this. I fucking wrote it." THEN STAY THE FUCK OFF THE RANDI PAGE, you autistic self-righteous spastic. At least be consistent. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 18:10, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

Get wrekt faggot go cry somewhere else - Phobos 18:11, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

We tried upgrading, it was bad. Our mediawiki is not only old but it is hacked together with duct tape and chewing gum. People don't appreciate the magnitude of reconstruction that would be needed if we got mediawiki up to date. I'll also point out that the vocal minority are the only ones complaining about the formatting. Uberfukken 18:13, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
Could you guys put this all in layman's terms. This is all way over my head. - Zew0 18:16, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
Some of us see a certain article being cluttered as fuck, others see it as extremely clean and asthetical. LulzKiller (talk) 18:19, 18 July 2015 (EDT)


  • I use 1366 because I have an 11.5 inch laptop. a LOT of ppl browse ED from their phones. We definitely should be making sure that articles look good on all resolutions. This side-justifying shit that has been happening lately looks terrible and should stop. Keep everything stacked vertically not horizontally. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 18:34, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
Lol Im doing it anyway. Its not my fault I cant even access <img> tags with how this wiki software is set up right now. If I could I could just set the image size to percentage or viewbox but apparently the only way to use images of any kind is to put them in exact sizing which is stupid since you cant make anything responsive. - Phobos 18:51, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
e is the asshole who frankensteined the fucking site with pieces from different versions and then salted the version number from all the pages so we don't even know what version we are on. It is going to take a month to upgrade mediawiki and seebeen won't do it for free so we are starting a kickstarter. KS just approved us and said they would take our campaign. If you could be cooperative until we get this shit done I would very much appreciate it. I am just trying to make sure that everyone can view ED as it is supposed to be seen, not just people with large monitors. It will hopefully be fixed soon. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 19:50, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
Considering the people bitching about it didnt write the article I think they should go fuck themselves. There's already a compatible version thats linked to the article. If they or others are interested in a different version of the article its available. - Phobos 19:54, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
I'm not talking about that article im just saying in general. That is great that there is a compatible version, just in the future and until we upgrade try to make sure shit isn't too wide. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 19:59, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
You know what? Fuck it. I try to make something cool and I have to listen to retards who lack the ability to purchase a computer made in the last 5 fucking years or I have to listen to assfucking cocksuckers bitch about how it looks on their phone despite ED looking like shit and having a million popups on mobile. Ive made it "compatible" which is hilarious because its not compatible its not responsive or reactive but none of you fucking know anything about web development. Great now it looks like shit. Fucking wonderful. Oh well, at least now I don't have to put up with this bullshit and I dont have to listen to talentless dipshits named after their love of fucking cats or name checking lulz 5 years too late. You can all go fuck yourselves. - Phobos 20:29, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
  • My computer is brand fucking new. It is just an ultra-portable that weighs like a pound. All I am asking is that you check to make sure the site is formatted correctly on more than one resolution, which you should be doing for all sites you work on. Not really seeing the problem here. PS the mobile ads were fixed yesterday after a month long battle of me vs the ad company. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 20:46, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
Every site Ive ever made works on all screen resolutions because I have access to all the necessary html tags you fucking moron. And if your screen size isn't 1366x768 or higher then who the fuck cares what laptop you have. The fuck do I care about mobile users when we can't even promote what we are offering effectively. Most of the AOTN tweets get like 10 fucking retweets which is absolutely pathetic. I don't fucking care about mobile users when we don't have enough total users browsing. Seriously at least I /try/ to make decent shit for people to read unlike 70% of the writers around here. - Phobos 20:59, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
  • Ur obv having a temper tantrum, talk to me when you've had some rest. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 21:03, 18 July 2015 (EDT)
Nah its fine Ill just wait for you to black out again for the 18th day this month - Phobos 21:08, 18 July 2015 (EDT)


If things are kept somewhat streamlined(including rming uncessary txt and hueg pics) it should be decent even on phones.I will have a look and see if I can do that.--Boudica 22:10, 18 July 2015 (EDT)


You're all fucking morons... I just want to let you know this. Your knowledge of web design doesn't seem to extend farther than 1995. I mean, really, fixed design? Thafuck are you idiots doing? Fluid or elastic, pick one and then SHUT THE FUCK UP! --MissPelt 22:23, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

Mmmm, I guess there's also liquid, but no one uses that since it was invented by an asshole and the coding required is all convoluted and crazy looking. --MissPelt 22:32, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

PS - The guy posting people's social security numbers on the site is whining about trying to make the site more popular. LOL, that's rich. Hey ya know that shit got etched into archive.org, right Phobos? Seriously I doubt yer dumbass is even gonna be ON the site much longer. Enjoy your prison stay!  :D --MissPelt 22:42, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

Babyjuliejf4.jpg

Whatever you say Onideus. - Phobos 23:00, 18 July 2015 (EDT)

How does that make you feel... knowing I can end your entire existence at any time I choose? The rest of the GUTLESS cowardly shit stains on this site... they won't bother reporting you, but me, I'm the one horrible thing that will, I'm the ONE monster who won't even think twice about grinding your life into dust. I just... wanted to make sure you knew that. I don't mind burning a few puppets here and there for the sake of reminding you who OWNS your entire existence. That would be me, child. ^__^ - Onideus
I can imagine it now...
 
 
"YES HELLO? FBI? I'D LIKE TO REPORT AN INTERNET CRIME IN PROGRESS. THE SUBJECT'S NAME IS PHOBOS AND LOCATION IS THE INTERNET. NO I DONT HAVE AN IP ADDRESS, PERSONAL DETAILS, OR ANYTHING IDENTIFIABLE. NO I WASN'T AWARE THERE ARE NO FEDERAL LAWS AGAINST POSTING SSN'S ONLINE AND ASIDE FROM CALIFORNIA NO STATE LAWS AGAINST IT EITHER. NO I DONT MIND HOLDING."
 

 

—ILL REPORT U


Lol sounds like a pretty shitty plan diaper Dan - Phobos 21:09, 19 July 2015 (EDT)


  • OK so I just got a brand spanking new laptop. 15.6 inch monitor. The highest resolution Windows will give me is 1366. This is the most standard size laptop there is. We MUST be making sure pages are not fucked up for this resolution. I give zero fucks how much you cry about it. If you don't or cannot make a page look good on a 15 inch laptop you are fucking retarded and should not be working on the Internet. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 23:47, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Ashley Madison

Someone make this AOTN for ASAP: Ashley Madison. This is gonna be huge imo. Also if someone could update it that would be cool. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 18:55, 20 July 2015 (EDT)

User:BlackGhost94 added a small section already, only a few lines. Earliest opening is 22nd, so we've got one full day to bring it to AOTN level. He funnily enough wanted it to be AOTN too. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:58, 20 July 2015 (EDT)
Made it AOTN for 22nd and 23rd. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:12, 20 July 2015 (EDT)

How 2 make template

Can someone make me tell me how to make a template for evil-unveiled.com? I would copy one of the others but then I guess it'd be too generic. Guide me through like the spastic I am. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 06:42, 25 July 2015 (EDT)

Yes, please someone. A template creation guide would be helpful. - Zew0 09:53, 25 July 2015 (EDT)
I learned by looking at existing templates. If you create a template and it needs fine tuning drop a note on my talk page. Weasel avatar2.png reply 11:58, 25 July 2015 (EDT)
Firstly we shouldn't be making templates for everyfuckingthing. Secondly, look up template:japanese character and then immediately afterwards lrn2internet. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 21:57, 25 August 2015 (EDT)

We should take the Abbegirl post down

Fellow editors,

I think we should take the Abbegirl post down. It's not cool and there are betting things to do.

It turns out the girl in the porn wasn't her. She's a model, never been pictured naked and doesn't want to be associated with that. You're probably better off deleting the videos, but the video is so boring most people didnt watch thankfully.

Abbegirl is fine if you write truthful things about her career and works.

Thanks for cander and sincerity, to make the internet a more civil place for us all.

EncyclopediaModerator 00:02, 26 July 2015 (EDT)

Fuck you, faggot. Why should anyone listen to you about anything? – Deceptive  Flexcube.gif 00:04, 26 July 2015 (EDT)
He's the guy in the gallery. —  VX  00:32, 26 July 2015 (EDT)
We should upload moar n00ds. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:10, 26 July 2015 (EDT)
"to make the internet a more civil place for us all." This nigga don't know what ED is. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 06:20, 26 July 2015 (EDT)
pbfft lollloool Ilovejesus69 20:45, 28 July 2015 (EDT)
This guy was on IRC a while back as "EncyclopediaDramaticaModerator." We thought it was some kind of joke until I noticed he was dropping hints about a grievance, so I pulled him aside. I started a slow questionnaire, even addressing him as "sir" and the like. After he pointed out that he specifically wanted the 3 pics in the "Pictures from Dylan's Pornhub" section taken down, my truly heroic intake of alcohol got the better of me and I put an end to it by flatly requesting what kind of paperwork he had obtained for this. Then he sperged out here on the wiki. He could give a fuck less about the girl; he was watching his own ass. </storytiem> —  VX  21:20, 28 July 2015 (EDT)
Please tell me you saved the logs. Please. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 21:37, 28 July 2015 (EDT)
Yeah, well ED hardly ever removes content, unless it violates the policies. – Deceptive  Flexcube.gif 21:22, 28 July 2015 (EDT)
I don't log. —  VX  00:24, 31 July 2015 (EDT)
Shame. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 06:02, 31 July 2015 (EDT)

SUPER IMPORTANT NEWS

you're all faggots, k bye --Likeicare 05:42, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

same ~Oblique 08:27, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

penis pix plz

hello friends it has recently come to my atention that after turning 18 almost 18 months ago i did not demand penis pix to celebrate the occasion. since sending n00dz to under 18s can get yu irl b& the practize b4 then was discourged. hoevar since i am not of such age naow i demand u send penis pix to my talkpage plz. this has been an ehtanol related post. <3 ~Oblique 08:25, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Would that I could, venerable lush, would that I could. —  VX  08:38, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
you aren't no hipcrime. stop asking. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:46, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
He's close enough. He restored countless articles, got admin, and then did fuck all except play grab ass with Mike in IRC. —  VX  08:50, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
lviing the dream. ~Oblique 08:51, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
fine. next time you get drunk upload your nudes VX. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:53, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

VX would, he just doesn't want anyone to know he wears fingerless gloves and a fedora IRL.(Not even joking)--Boudica 08:54, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

But I'm always drunk, and it's a trilby, not a fedora. I got it for when I'm wielding my katana. —  VX  08:57, 3 August 2015 (EDT)
Schnookums 08:58, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Oh that's right I forgot you are a tortured soul. I drink to forget the paaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnn.--Boudica 09:00, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

I couldn't very well channel my chi if I weren't a tortured soul with pretentious headwear. —  VX  09:06, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

Press F to pay respects to Phobos

GET REKT LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:03, 3 August 2015 (EDT)

rip in pepperoni ~Oblique 02:57, 4 August 2015 (EDT)

Forthcoming shitstorms

I've just setup an internet law article called Forthcoming shitstorms - I've added a few examples, but this article would benefit from some other/better examples. Jazzybellio4912

One does not simply "make" an Internet law. – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 16:50, 14 August 2015 (EDT)

Forums

The forums are broke. Please help us SeeBeen. - Zew0 13:11, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

Outskirts Battle Dome

What I thought was a shitty article that needed flushing could turn out to be interesting. The guy who wrote it has already had a few newly registered users shit on his talk page, and himself been accused of being a sock on here of another banned user. They are an offshoot of Naruto Forums and they are sperging over every fictional battle conceivable.

Rules they have:

   
 
1. Ethnic slurs, even if it's a joke.

2. Mature content (You know what this is and I shouldn't have to explain it to you).

3. "Violent content" (I take this to mean that you shouldn't post overly graphic images).

4. "Harassment, bullying, or similar content that advocates harm against an individual or group." (This means that if you criticize people, it must be done subtly. Criticize their specific behavioral patterns if you must, or better, if it need not be said, say nothing.)
 


 
 

There's more and I've already added some external links to the article. I'm shit at writing myself but I think this has potential to be another SOK. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 13:12, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

The prerequisites to getting a Outskirts Battle Dome wiki account are just sad. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:28, 16 August 2015 (EDT)
Me and tiger just noticed as well. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 13:32, 16 August 2015 (EDT)
When i'm not too high i will try helping out Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 13:35, 16 August 2015 (EDT)

Holiday / Vacation

I am on vacation for the next 10 days (20/8/15 to 30/8/2015), please bother HAL, Schnookums or Ilovejesus69, if you need anything. They are me for the next 10 days. They can op you, de-op you, ban you, help you or tell you to fuck off and die. Listen to them or when I get back I will be going through the admin and editor lists with extreme prejudice. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 12:10, 20 August 2015 (EDT)

Bullet dodging FTW —  VX  12:50, 20 August 2015 (EDT)
I'm back, trip got cut a bit short. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 21:59, 25 August 2015 (EDT)

Image Loading

Anyone else having difficulty loading images? When I pull up an article, I'm lucky to get 2 or 3 pics, if any. —  VX  22:32, 22 August 2015 (EDT)

I get that a lot too, and if you click on the image twice it will give you a server error.Fuck you seebeen Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 01:16, 23 August 2015 (EDT)
Yeah. We're troubleshooting the issue. Ilovejesus69 19:39, 23 August 2015 (EDT)
Looks like the issue is resolved. Let us know if shit goes wonky again. Ilovejesus69 01:39, 25 August 2015 (EDT)
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