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Contents


STAFF SUGGESTS NEEDED ARTICLES

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  1. - Deez nutz: this antique meme was used on Daily Show tonight by a sports figure. added 01:25, 8 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  2. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  3. - Freebleeding, currently a redirect to Feminism#Freebleeding. added 00:02, 22 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  4. - Shoplifting Blogs - Bitches on Tumblr are posting their Shoplifting hauls Mantequilla (talk) 21:58, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
  5. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  6. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  7. Rare Pepes - newest ironic meme on 4chan and 8chan. gotta collect them all --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:32, 10 June 2015 (EDT)
  8. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  9. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
  10. Black Lives Matter - Surprised this doesn't exist despite having a people article on Shaun King.
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIRED later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)

Should be Improved

  1. "Because I don't want to, Greta" "I have so many websites" Donald "Nobody builds walls better than me" Trump- He's getting more attention from this new presidential run than he ever has had before.Needs added to--Boudica 23:51, 3 July 2015 (EDT)
  2. Same-sex marriage--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 14:01, 28 June 2015 (EDT)

I've got other ideas but that's a good place to start I think - Phobos 07:54, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I've already added a section to Chu's article about GGinDC, as well as the rape joke of his that someone found the next day (WHICH I FOUND AND ADDED TO THAT ARTICLE MONTHS AGO btw) and his subsequent meltdown. The two other articles ideas sound good tho G Head.png oddguy G Head.png.
At the moment Kill The Faggot is an incomplete draft, I'll work on it more tomorrow. Feel free to jump in. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:28, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Looks like a good article to add to the "Lulzy Games" template (should I have even made that thing? Is it redundant?) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:34, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
No that is a very good idea. Please do. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:03, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Added CIS Gender. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:38, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • What is there to write about "Cis" besides "Not a tranny"? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:52, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
There was more to write about heterosexual than just "not a faggot," wasn't there? See also breederVermin  User talk:Vermin  10:27, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Made CIS Gender, or at least started to. Feel free to add more along with me. :) 1sam234 22:24, 16 May 2015 (EDT)
Cis scum is a popular insult and is a widely used term. There is quite a lot of drama related to cis. What isn't there to write about it? EDIT: [1] [2] Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:00, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • First of all, Vermin made a good point. I didn't think of that. Secondly, we already have an article for Die cis scum, so that's a separate issue, but we could write an article about cis in the same way we did about hetero and white I guess... Although I personally don't know how to go about it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:50, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
What about Eddie_Van_Halen ? kthxbye Vigilant's Vagoo 20:06, 16 May 2015 (EDT)

We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Does Denton really need his own article? I don't remember finding anything interesting to say about him when I was working on the Gawker article. All the rest - Agree/don't know anything about. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:06, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

We should be fucking with Gawker as much as possible imo. They're drama obsessed cunts, Nick Denton reportedly gets very IRL mad about people making fun of him online, and beefing with them would give us pretty great publicity. Gawker and Vice fucking hate each other so even if Gawker staff/writers refuse to acknowledge us repeatedly shitting on them Vice wouldnt give two fucks about writing a piece about it just to rustle Gawker's jimmies. As for content,

- Phobos 08:17, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I do agree that fucking with Denton is always a plus. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:22, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
Nick Denton Youre welcome. Someone please fix the video gallery thing. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:47, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
okay i did the video gallery. hopefully i didn't edit conflict you. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:19, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

I'll e work on ISIS.I'll start on something fairly soon.If anyone has any good links lmk or try to stick them on the talk page--Boudica 08:57, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

Ok probably the single most needed page right now is Bahar Mustafa. This bitch is a university diversity officer who is extremely racist and sexist against whites and men. There is a petition to have her fired and arrested with over 16,000 signatures. Multiple news articles about her antics. This shit is HOT right now, just check out Twitter-favicon.png #supportbaharmustafa. Anyone who creates this page will have my eternal gratitude. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:54, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

  • Do we actually need a "Rare Pepe" article? Shouldn't we just expand the "Feels bad man" article? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 18:45, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
yes, there are over 1000 rares circulating right now even and we need a few other articles on the related Pepe memes..--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:09, 16 June 2015 (EDT)

Started an article for cringe threads.--Boudica 19:01, 11 June 2015 (EDT)

Freebleeding section of Feminism has been updated with new material, should it be moved into its own article, or no? --Monster 09:38, 1 July 2015 (EDT)

  1. Microaggression - i found out that use of the word "authoress" is considered a microagression, which idek how to spell.
  2. Template:Newspeak - a template for easy reference to the glossary of Newspeak
-hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 01:22, 23 March 2016 (EDT)

PayPal Got FUCKED, ED Is Likely Entitled To Monies!

As I recall ED had a PayPal account at one point but I believe it got suspended/shut down. And for anyone else who got holds and suspensions placed on accounts...

https://www.accountholdsettlement.com/

May 10th is the deadline for filing a claim.

--Spiders 00:19, 28 February 2016 (EST)

Nice, we will check it out. Thanks for the heads up. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 10:43, 28 February 2016 (EST)

mobile ads

plz confirm we arent getting anymore popups on mobile devices. also sibin is still working on the wiki Weasel avatar2.png reply 10:54, 28 February 2016 (EST)

We do get them. I got 3. 2 pop ups and 1 pop under. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 11:21, 28 February 2016 (EST)

It's Lucifer speaking. My aunt needs the shit mobile shards of turds to get rid of desktop move when browsing. I know the tech is there thanks to TOW, but Zaiger should do something. — Preceding comment added by Chekles2 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

I can confirm that I there were like 3 popup ads when I browsed on my phone. ••General Niggerson Page me. 15:08, 8 March 2016 (EST)

EDF2 acting weird

Forums are blocking me out with this pop-up box when I visit them. Never had this happen before, and don't want to put my login info into it without knowing wtf is going on. Box locks out my entire browser, and will not go away when x'ing it out or hitting cancel. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 23:16, 7 March 2016 (EST)

this is being looked into Weasel avatar2.png reply 23:40, 7 March 2016 (EST)
Yeah I saw that, it looks like some kind of phishing thing, I just hit the "X" and it goes away and I'm still logged in... I wouldn't put your username and password into it. Sites been acting all wonky too, images won't upload unless you spam refresh and enter thirty or forty times. --Spiders 00:45, 8 March 2016 (EST)
I tried putting in my password just to test (all my passwords, including my wiki password, are different so whatever) and nothing happens. The pop up just keeps coming back up over and over. I'll change my forum password once it's working again just to be safe. - Zew0 10:16, 8 March 2016 (EST)
I have the same problem. Probably regret putting in my details. Oh well. Pressing X does not make it go away for me though. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:19, 8 March 2016 (EST)

Stevertigo

Stevertigo (dark.w.horse:2002-present, under this guy's [disndatch]), recently edited either 'or.de.both-an' the time article or the talk page of that article.— Preceding unsigned comment added by Macht mecht liberlin (talkcontribs)

Moved here from the mainspace, because it looks like it belong here. Seems like they're trying to tell us someone vandalized an article? PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 12:38, 11 March 2016 (EST)

BMO

Is BMO functioning? The welcome/banned templates don't appear to be added automatically, at least in some cases. - Zew0 23:48, 15 March 2016 (EDT)

fixed. I'll add code later the monitors BMO's status. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:45, 16 March 2016 (EDT)
The welcome template appears to be adding now, but it doesn't appear the banned template is. - Zew0 22:08, 17 March 2016 (EDT)
Confirmed. —  VX  03:04, 23 March 2016 (EDT)

need help making Taytweets awesome so it can be AOTN ASAP.

I am busy setting up the tshirt fundraiser for the morning. Can someone research the external sources and the hashtag and add more to the TayTweets article so we can put it on the main page asap.. I would really appreciate the help. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 13:49, 24 March 2016 (EDT)

I merged the existing Tay article. That ought to do it, right? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 14:32, 24 March 2016 (EDT)
i set it for March 27 and 28th. the blurb is a little long and has no wikilinks but i will trim/add links to it before it appears on the mainpage. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:41, 24 March 2016 (EDT)
Sweet thanks, sorry again, didnt realize u had already started cuz i didnt see anything with any of her/it's usernames. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 01:05, 25 March 2016 (EDT)

Main Page

We should move VOTN to under the AOTN because right now it is buried under walls of text. Doesn't make sense to have Video of the Now all the way on the bottom of the page while AOTN and QOTN are featured prominently at the top. Also I suggest listing the trending articles horizontal and separating them with bullets instead of vertically as it saves space. Uberfukken 02:48, 2 April 2016 (EDT)

I'll update BMO tomorrow. Weasel avatar2.png reply 09:13, 2 April 2016 (EDT)

Music autoplay

I know it's frowned upon, but can we autoplay music on certain articles? Like where the music is integral to the maymay like X Doesn't Change Facial Expressions. --One With The Lulz 09:33, 15 April 2016 (EDT)

If visitors want to hear music, they'll activate the YouTube embed provided. Autoplay tends to be more nuisance than benefit, and simply makes us look like amateurs. —  VX  13:54, 16 April 2016 (EDT)

Tumblrcore

Help needed on User:Owl/Tumblrcore bls, especially in regards to the music section. Also hay --Owlsig.jpgowl.talk 18:25, 17 April 2016 (EDT)

HTML5 rather than Flash for YouTube

WRT Talk:Main Page#HTML5 instead of Flash on embedded videos: I'm not sure what version of the YouTube extension ya'll are running, but since 2013 it has supported the parameter "type" (like <youtube type="HTML5">bOyPuSsY</youtube>), to choose between Flash and HTML5. A lot of niggertech doesn't support Flash, so it'd be worth updating the extension. --Ettubrute 19:26, 23 April 2016 (EDT)

I think this has been brought up before. I think it was supposed to update when we upgraded to the newest WikiMedia, but that hasn't happened yet as far as I know. One of the crats will have to weigh in on this. - Zew0 19:42, 23 April 2016 (EDT)
Until we upgrade our pieced together, Frankenstein-esque MediaWiki install, new and/or upgraded extensions are right out. As for when to expect a newer MediaWiki, I don't know. —  VX  21:37, 23 April 2016 (EDT)
The rumors are that we need write 2017 before the new Wiki is in place. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:27, 24 April 2016 (EDT)
What does that mean? - Zew0 12:35, 24 April 2016 (EDT)
That you will turn 16 before the wiki gets upgraded. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:23, 24 April 2016 (EDT)
Ah, so by "write" you meant "wait until." Sorry, your EAASL was unclear. :) - Zew0 13:25, 24 April 2016 (EDT)
Actually I meant as in when it autocompletes it writes 2017. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:36, 24 April 2016 (EDT)

Well done guys, but...

You got rid of that horrible porn advert. Cheers. If you really want to impress me, you can delete porn which appears on individual page entries. Just someone with their top off, or breasts is fine, but it gets silly and nasty when you see penis, vagina or other things like that here. People don't want to see this. I mean what happens if your parent see that?RaiderFan 17:57, 25 April 2016 (EDT)

I agree, we need the porn adverts back Uberfukken 19:53, 25 April 2016 (EDT)
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