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TJC Archives




Police.gif Don't archive staff suggests needed articles

  1. - Deez nutz: this antique meme was used on Daily Show tonight by a sports figure. added 01:25, 8 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  2. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  3. - Freebleeding, currently a redirect to Feminism#Freebleeding. added 00:02, 22 May 2015 (EDT) by -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif
  4. - Shoplifting Blogs - Bitches on Tumblr are posting their Shoplifting hauls Mantequilla (talk) 21:58, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
  5. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  6. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  7. Rare Pepes - newest ironic meme on 4chan and 8chan. gotta collect them all --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:32, 10 June 2015 (EDT)
  8. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  9. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
  10. Black Lives Matter - Surprised this doesn't exist despite having a people article on Shaun King.
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIRED later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)

Should be Improved

  1. "Because I don't want to, Greta" "I have so many websites" Donald "Nobody builds walls better than me" Trump- He's getting more attention from this new presidential run than he ever has had before.Needs added to--Boudica 23:51, 3 July 2015 (EDT)
  2. Same-sex marriage--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 14:01, 28 June 2015 (EDT)

I've got other ideas but that's a good place to start I think - Phobos 07:54, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I've already added a section to Chu's article about GGinDC, as well as the rape joke of his that someone found the next day (WHICH I FOUND AND ADDED TO THAT ARTICLE MONTHS AGO btw) and his subsequent meltdown. The two other articles ideas sound good tho G Head.png oddguy G Head.png.
At the moment Kill The Faggot is an incomplete draft, I'll work on it more tomorrow. Feel free to jump in. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:28, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Looks like a good article to add to the "Lulzy Games" template (should I have even made that thing? Is it redundant?) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:34, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
No that is a very good idea. Please do. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:03, 6 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Added CIS Gender. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:38, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • What is there to write about "Cis" besides "Not a tranny"? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:52, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
There was more to write about heterosexual than just "not a faggot," wasn't there? See also breederVermin  User talk:Vermin  10:27, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Made CIS Gender, or at least started to. Feel free to add more along with me. :) 1sam234 22:24, 16 May 2015 (EDT)
Cis scum is a popular insult and is a widely used term. There is quite a lot of drama related to cis. What isn't there to write about it? EDIT: [1] [2] Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:00, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
  • First of all, Vermin made a good point. I didn't think of that. Secondly, we already have an article for Die cis scum, so that's a separate issue, but we could write an article about cis in the same way we did about hetero and white I guess... Although I personally don't know how to go about it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:50, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
What about Eddie_Van_Halen ? kthxbye Vigilant's Vagoo 20:06, 16 May 2015 (EDT)

We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • Does Denton really need his own article? I don't remember finding anything interesting to say about him when I was working on the Gawker article. All the rest - Agree/don't know anything about. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:06, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

We should be fucking with Gawker as much as possible imo. They're drama obsessed cunts, Nick Denton reportedly gets very IRL mad about people making fun of him online, and beefing with them would give us pretty great publicity. Gawker and Vice fucking hate each other so even if Gawker staff/writers refuse to acknowledge us repeatedly shitting on them Vice wouldnt give two fucks about writing a piece about it just to rustle Gawker's jimmies. As for content,

- Phobos 08:17, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I do agree that fucking with Denton is always a plus. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:22, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
Nick Denton Youre welcome. Someone please fix the video gallery thing. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 17:47, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
okay i did the video gallery. hopefully i didn't edit conflict you. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:19, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

I'll e work on ISIS.I'll start on something fairly soon.If anyone has any good links lmk or try to stick them on the talk page--Boudica 08:57, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

Ok probably the single most needed page right now is Bahar Mustafa. This bitch is a university diversity officer who is extremely racist and sexist against whites and men. There is a petition to have her fired and arrested with over 16,000 signatures. Multiple news articles about her antics. This shit is HOT right now, just check out Twitter-favicon.png #supportbaharmustafa. Anyone who creates this page will have my eternal gratitude. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:54, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

  • Do we actually need a "Rare Pepe" article? Shouldn't we just expand the "Feels bad man" article? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 18:45, 11 June 2015 (EDT)
yes, there are over 1000 rares circulating right now even and we need a few other articles on the related Pepe memes..--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:09, 16 June 2015 (EDT)

Started an article for cringe threads.--Boudica 19:01, 11 June 2015 (EDT)

Freebleeding section of Feminism has been updated with new material, should it be moved into its own article, or no? --Monster 09:38, 1 July 2015 (EDT)

  1. Microaggression - i found out that use of the word "authoress" is considered a microagression, which idek how to spell.
  2. Template:Newspeak - a template for easy reference to the glossary of Newspeak
-hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 01:22, 23 March 2016 (EDT)

Consensus: AlTheRipper

Wondering if I can get this shitty attack article taken down. This was just written because a fantard of Reitanna-Seishin does not like my friend very much (we're not really sure why, but the person who wrote it likes to harass him), so they wrote this article, attempting to be funny even though this is techinically a shitty attack article. Any feedback would be great. K thnx. --Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif(Hero's Inventory / Call for The Hero!) 17:33, 2 June 2016 (EDT)

Consider the above a notice. Please take all discussion to the article's talk page. —  VX  21:36, 4 June 2016 (EDT)
Done. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 23:11, 5 June 2016 (EDT)

AOTN monthly theme

I had an idea, for once. Let's say that for one month all AOTN had a common theme, ie. when it is niggar celebration month, all the ones on the front page are darkies. Serial killer month. There enough of those to make a month, with new ones every fucking day. This didn't have to be all the time, obviously. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:14, 6 June 2016 (EDT)

Only if we get a cis white straight male month and hipcrime isn't allowed any privs for 30 days. That being said, for the most part I think it'd be too subtle and nobody would get what we were trying to do. Besides, good new articles need to be highlighted regardless of theme. (ʞןɐʇ) ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ ǝʞıɯ 23:21, 6 June 2016 (EDT)
That idea is completely insane and impractical. We'd have to ignore topical things that occurred within the month, regardless of their current relevance, if they didn't fit in with an arbitrary theme, only to post them at some unspecified date in the future when no one cares anymore. People new to the site would think we're all about one topic (e.g. we're only about racism and bashing blacks, like in that horrendous example you gave above). The writers would have to write about things that they're either not interested in and/or not good at writing about just to fill space. Worst. Idea. Ever. - Zew0 23:45, 6 June 2016 (EDT)
Yes, because surely there are not enough articles on any theme currently on the wiki to fill an entire month, already. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 00:31, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
So, if people aren't interested in serial killers or whatever, we're basically saying: "please don't visit our site for a month, oh, and if you don't like next month's theme either then just stay away for another month on top of that." And if something topical, like Trigglypuff as just a single example, comes up, we're basically saying: "sorry, this is serial killer month, please come back three months later when we're doing SJW month and you've already read about it everywhere else and don't give a shit anymore." - Zew0 01:31, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
Yes, because clearly people only come here from the main page. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 01:41, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
Then why is a theme even even desirable? What benefits does it bring? Why is it not better to have topical things, if available, as AOTN on the main page? In fact, why are you even trying to defend this horrible idea other than the fact that it's your horrible idea? - Zew0 02:13, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
Nm, actually. The crats can decide. - Zew0 02:18, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
It isn't a terrible idea, but when a good new article or something is in the news and should be placed on ATON it would bump whatever else was set because of a theme. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:48, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
We would have to make sure that new and topical articles get priority though. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:46, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
And I have no problem with setting the AOTN a month in advance, however they would need to be changed if something came up. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 09:51, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
Yeah, obviously. But it could replace some of that "Fuck, no AOTN today again". Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 10:16, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
I think the idea of it being a backup plan rather than the active proposal would be more suitable. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 10:29, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
I agree. Mostly because active makes it sound like actual work. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:52, 7 June 2016 (EDT)

How about managing to keep it set normally first. Uberfukken 17:23, 7 June 2016 (EDT)

☝ --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 19:55, 7 June 2016 (EDT)
I'd much prefer to see new articles featured, even if they are less than stellar. There are plenty of new ones to be had, but of the people who can set them, all but a few possess a terrified aversion to the process. —  VX  21:27, 7 June 2016 (EDT)

Brock Turner's victim: does the Internet have any balls left?

Does anyone remember the glory days of the internet, when anything that could be said, someone was saying? Yet nowadays the Brock Turner case is in the news, and what is missing? Racy photos of the victim. Dox. Hell, even her name. I mean seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the internet? This isn't the internet your granddaddy used, I can tell you that. There have to have been people in court, people who have accessed court documents that don't have black redactions all over them like they were declassified by the CIA. Are there communities of free-thinkers who still talk about such stuff anywhere in the world? Wnt 19:58, 11 June 2016 (EDT)

try Usenet. that being said, there will likely be an article sometime soon i guess. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 00:52, 12 June 2016 (EDT)
Is there some way better way to search Usenet than this? Because from that it looks like they're not even plausible. Wnt 10:10, 12 June 2016 (EDT) used to allow searching Usenet messages, but now i don't see any way to filter out their "forums" anymore. Google bought up the best Usenet search engine, Deja News, years ago and incorporated it. it looks like shit and i can't find anything anymore. the other option is to get Usenet access (used to come free with your ISP) and hunt. good luck. :^) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 16:41, 12 June 2016 (EDT)
IIRC that's not free anymore. At least here, it's $35+ a month subscription. —  VX  21:00, 13 June 2016 (EDT)
the good ones cost money, often a lot of it, but Giganews for instance offers something on the order of ~7 year message retention for binaries groups, and longer for the text groups. there are free servers apparently, but i have no experience with any of them. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:13, 13 June 2016 (EDT)

Coincidence Detector

This should go without saying but turn off coincidence detector if you are going to be editing articles. The extension does not exclude the edit box so you will end up adding (((echoes))) fucking everywhere. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 19:56, 17 June 2016 (EDT)

I don't even get the point of having the extension anymore if all the kikes just identify themselves with the echoes anyway. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 20:11, 17 June 2016 (EDT)
ya j/s --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png

Creepy Lonely Nerd Goes Live On Facebook Group Biggest Freaks BBW

Lord Tony 00:39, 24 June 2016 (EDT)

And then his dog shit in his mouth? Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 21:36, 26 June 2016 (EDT)
did he died? -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:20, 26 June 2016 (EDT)
273 views? I'm guessing half of those are from right here and you're attempting at e-fame. - Zew0 02:00, 27 June 2016 (EDT)

High Score Future Proofing

Now, the high score has recently had a surge, because of a brave man, and now many of the other top shooters ranking is fake and gay. I was wondering if a template could be made, so we didn't have to update every single fucking page every time. Only the template and the high score page itself. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 07:03, 27 June 2016 (EDT)

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