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About ED

Fashioned in the spirit of Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, Encyclopedia Dramatica's purpose is to provide a central catalog for the e-public to view parody and satire of drama, memes, e-pals, and other interesting happenings on the Internets. Our goal is to provide comprehensive, reference-style parody, to poke fun at everyone and everything. You can read more about the origin of Encyclopedia Dramatica in our About section.


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TJC Archives



Tshirt contest

We are going to run a tshirt fundraiser. What we need is super high quality/resolution vector art. It should obviously be ED related, preferably the site name and/or logo, stylized, with the site URL. The winner will get a free tshirt with their design on it, a special custom forum medal and template on their wiki userpage, and maybe something else tbd later. Post your entries here or here. --Mantequilla (talk) 21:07, 26 February 2015 (EST)

I'm not a designer, but I would proudly rock an ED t-shirt in public to represent my favorite website of all time. I'd have no shame wearing it even if it bore my user name. In fact, I just paid some YouTube gamer running his own t-shirt fundraiser $19 to design one with my nickname and rat persona on it. It should be arriving in a day or two.
The cross-sword logo you designed would look sweet on a short-sleeved, all-black tee, but preferably without the URL on it in case it changes. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:10, 27 February 2015 (EST)

I suggest someone makes a 9/11 T-shirt with the ED logo on the plane or something, maybe a columbine one too.

AlGore 23:24, 7 March 2015 (EST)

Is It Me Or Is This Shit Increasing

This shit... Joe12d

I mean it used to be that these angry tweenage spergs were just making sloppy half-assed A-Log inspired revenge articles, but now they're starting to post outright death threats and personal army recruitment shit. Not to mention the spastic, threatening, hate ridden images they keep uploading, most of which are never even put into any article or, when they are, they're usually thrown into articles like fat, ugly, slut, etc, etc. --U Mad Bro 03:34, 27 February 2015 (EST)

Usually they're more like this... MindfangVevo

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, gay, gay, fuck, fuck, fuck, gay... you get the idea. More with the spastic angry tweenager and less with the outright threats and personal army requests. --U Mad Bro 03:43, 27 February 2015 (EST)

Isn't it ironic how ED attracts so many people who are the very subjects it documents and pokes fun of? We've got furries, bronies, aspies, weeaboos, homos, jews, deviants, and even pedophiles as active contributors. Some of these labels apply to members of our current administration, present company included.
ED has a reputation for being the edgiest site out there with the potential to inflict emotional distress on almost anyone who earns their own article on it or discovers their personal image included on an unflattering page such as "fat" or "ugly."
It takes cognitive skills to be able to differentiate between "satire" and "shitty attack," and some don't understand that we're only interested in topical/internet relevant subjects, as opposed to that one weird kid who sits next to them in class or some boring YouTube nobody with ~100 subscribers.
They've got the right idea, they just need to think bigger and learn how to document existing drama as opposed to resorting to generic insults for lack of actual content. The worse cases are when someone signs on and drops a one-liner like "(insert name) is (insert generic insult)" with an account of an aforementioned nobody attached to it and expects everyone to do the work for them. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:56, 27 February 2015 (EST)
That article sucks. Edgelord attack article about some faggot nobody gives a shit about. Whoever wrote it should be murdered and sterilized. --Mantequilla (talk) 16:45, 28 February 2015 (EST)

Why haven't any of you considered the death notice? It was made pretty much for articles like this. Jazzybellio4912

He's Dead Jim

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Zombie Spock.jpg

Spock that is...  :(

--U Mad Bro 14:15, 27 February 2015 (EST)

  • About time. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:16, 27 February 2015 (EST)
Yeah he was gettin pretty decrepit. That's why I'm glad Robin Williams killed himself, we won't ever have to remember him as being a horrible zombie looking thing. --U Mad Bro 14:21, 27 February 2015 (EST)

broken soundcloud widget

  • This thing was blanked after the site had some maintenance done a few weeks ago because after that it made it so any page where it is used wouldn't load... It was pretty useful... any chance of it getting fixed? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:53, 28 February 2015 (EST)
Fixed. Endsenten 10:35, 1 March 2015 (EST)
  • ayyyyyyyyG Head.png oddguy G Head.png 10:42, 1 March 2015 (EST)

Contribution Searches

Is there any way to search a person's contribution history for specific words... mostly the word "removed"... as it would make it a LOT easier to restore damage caused by morons who just start dumping shit left and right for no apparent reason. --U Mad Bro 10:32, 8 March 2015 (EDT)

Best I can tell u is to set it to 500 results and ctrl+f for "removed", most people don't have more than a couple thousand edits. --Mantequilla (talk) 20:40, 10 March 2015 (EDT)
Query API for an XML dump with more results. 5000 seems to be a standard hard cap. —  VX  12:47, 14 March 2015 (EDT)

Jeff Weise

hey on march 21st set the article, picture and video of the now to jeff weise stuff.

This is because it will be the 10th anniversary of his massacre. 

On march 21st, 2005 jeff weise sh0t his sk0l. 

Noone cared about him aftewr a few days cus he wasnt white, even though he racked up 9 kills, killd his granddad and GD's gf (GD was a cop btw), stole his shit and armor, drove into the school, killed a security guard, and mowed down ssome kids






Someone please set this up thx --Mantequilla (talk) 20:38, 10 March 2015 (EDT)

  • Not it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 05:28, 11 March 2015 (EDT)
This guy doesn't seem very remarkable at all... in fact as school shooters go he's not really all that lulzy. He just doesn't really stand out. Plus, ya know, technically speaking there are HUNDREDS of school shootings that we don't even have ED articles for at all, let alone "10th Anniversary Specials" or whatever. I mean I could understand it if there were some new lulz, like maybe if someone was griefing the parents or causing some new drama but... it's just... a dead article, about a dead subject, with dead drama. Essentially what you're saying is that the only thing that makes it "remarkable" is the fact that ten years have passed... which is pretty gawd damn apophenic. ಠ_ಠ
--U Mad Bro 12:00, 11 March 2015 (EDT)
IDK I got a suggestion by email and thought I would pass it along. --Mantequilla (talk) 14:55, 13 March 2015 (EDT)

Serial Car Shitter At Large

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This guy has apparently been going around shitting all over cars... like 19 so far... and they're trying to track him down and arrest him... he's the butt fudge fugitive!  :D

--U Mad Bro 22:21, 12 March 2015 (EDT)

lol --LmaoZedong 13th March 2015

General Questions

I've noticed some inconsistency in the edits on here so I wanted to ask some question to be a more useful EDitor:

  • Do we host dox still? I've seen articles edited to protect dox and articles cleared of them so if there's a consensus I'd like to know.
  • Are we taking sides in the whole race thing? I've noticed the white devils article reading a less inflammatory than say the nigger or azn articles.

R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard 00:01, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

If it's public record stuff it's generally okay to include it. If it's like usernames, passwords, bank account info, SS numbers, etc, etc... then no, that would be highly illegal. Also, if the point of putting dox in the article is try and create a personal army then that likewise wouldn't be such a bright idea. Aside from that it's also possible that someone with an article could send Zaiger a cease and desist letter, which could potentially require the need to sanitize a particular article, but that's generally up to Zaiger's discretion.
As far as the race issue, it's generally about inflicted drama. The fact is that poking fun of minorities generally causes MUCH greater levels of drama than poking fun at the white majority (in general). Usually when you want to try and poke at the ethnic majority you want to try and do it on another level, like religion or political stance or nationality. The white devils article is rather impotent simply by it's inherent flaws. No matter how scathing or inflammatory you try and make it... it's just not going to have much effect.
In fact it could be argued that there shouldn't even be a white devils article since it only really serves as an emotional release valve for overly ass mad minorities. Taking away that release valve would likely increase the level of cunt flustered drama to epic new levels. --U Mad Bro 00:38, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

What A Ballsy Thing To Wear


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Once you see it, you can never UN-see it!  :D

--U Mad Bro 10:55, 17 March 2015 (EDT)

Taking Down ED

Oh shi-


Srs business... https://archive.today/Q4ua6  :D

--Onideus 13:06, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

  • Read that. Yawned. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 13:58, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

What oddguy said.--Boudica 23:31, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

Does that crazy nutball have an article on ED yet? I just kinda skimmed over the tranny's blaaaawg but it looked fairly entertaining. The one entry I read was like yammering on about how evil closet monsters online were digging up all its coveted personal information... but then it went on to supply gobs MORE personal information in the next three or four paragraphs! Seriously it was like some kind of bizarre, detached, existential slap fight between its multiple personalities fighting for dominance in the same post. Like a tripped out cross between MPD and a serious victim complex. ಠ_ಠ

I kind of wonder if it imagines its former male self as being the imaginary closet monster that's out to get it, like if that's the face it uses to depict the supposed anonymous attackers. It's, it's own worst enemy!  :D

--Onideus 04:08, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

  • The person the article is about? Yeah, he has an aricle. Sarah Butts. That's why he's so angry. But I don't think he's the one who actually created the thread. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 05:36, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
TL;DR ••General Niggerson Page me. 04:10, 19 March 2015 (EDT)
Yeah, it's hard to read when my cock is so long that it causes you to choke. Don't worry about it though, a bitch is generally only useful for sucking, not reading. :D
--Onideus 04:21, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

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Moot no longer runs 4Chan

For reals! He stepped down and now is letting a "foundation" run the site. Is it a good move or bad move? I think only time will tell. --3tails 23:26, 18 March 2015 (EDT)

Old news, where have you been the past two months? The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 00:24, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

Mostly living under a rock or editing ED. So... derp. --3tails 03:13, 25 March 2015 (EDT)


I keep hearing about Mysterybot and how it protected ED from spam and vandalism on old ED. One question : can it be brought back to the new ED? Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 08:29, 20 March 2015 (EDT)

No because bringing it back would require someone with talent. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 10:47, 20 March 2015 (EDT)

We already have that... well, I have that. It's not on automatic though at the moment. I use it to auto-revert vandalism on occasion (which in my opinion is much more entertaining than banning people). You can make your own though if you like, it's not that hard. It doesn't need to be all super fancy either (like that DA image harvester I created) it can just be real simple, like using augmented browsing forms. You can use Grease Monkey too if you really want to simplify things. --U Mad Bro 16:44, 20 March 2015 (EDT)

I've emailed whitemystery a few times asking for mysterybot but haven't heard back from him. We are starting a fundraiser soon to hire a dev to do a few things, like upgrading MediaWiki, and we will pay someone to write us a bot when that happens. --Mantequilla (talk) 12:44, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
Cool Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 12:52, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
  • Colleen keeps having mental break downs every few days and it is just designed to welcome new users, not fight spam/vandalism.Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 01:30, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
  • Collen is just a super simplistic bot script designed to give new users a rundown on ED: 101 once they make an account and other features in a copy-paste format and automatically placing the ban template on said banned user pages. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 14:33, 21 March 2015 (EDT)


We have a new donation page located at https://donate.encyclopediadramatica.se/

This is where we will be collecting all donations from now, on including forum bling.

If you already donate through Patreon please wait until AFTER the next time they charge your card to cancel your subscription with them and move to the new server. --Mantequilla (talk) 18:28, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

IRC not working (at least for me)

Hey, I've been wondering for the past few days I've been on the site, is it just me, or is the IRC totally borked? I don't know why, but whenever I try to access it, the page never loads. It doesn't even attempt to load. It just stops once the tab opens. What is there to do? I've been told that it is important to go there, but I can't. Any help available? Or is it just something like my computer's firewall or what?

--TheDOSFag 18:43, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

works for me. You connecting to irc.lulz.net #ed ?--Mantequilla (talk) 18:50, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
I've tried numerous times with the permanent link atop every page. Maybe it's the fact that it still links to irc.wtfux.org instead of irc.lulz.net. Maybe it would be of consideration to change the permanent link?
--TheDOSFag 18:55, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
P.S. I just tried irc.lulz.net and it doesn't work for me either.--TheDOSFag 18:58, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
irc.lulz.net, irc.wtfux.org and irc.encyclopediadramatica.se all go to the same place. Try https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/irc/ --Mantequilla (talk) 19:01, 21 March 2015 (EDT)
Alright, thanks, that link works. I'll try to save it for future reference.--TheDOSFag 19:03, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

Not Sure If Relevant

This might be of importance or interest to someone or some article...


...I have no idea what they're babbling on about exactly, but apparently they've got some kind of hardon over the site and were "kicked out" for... something... or... fuck if I know/care. They keep tugging at my "bait" though and reposting/sharing shit, so whatever the issue is they're pretty ass mad about it. --U Mad Bro 22:08, 22 March 2015 (EDT)

  • Looks like some nobody who's under the impression they're far more important than they really are, and are upset someone kicked them from the ED facebook group; at least that's what I understood it to be. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk | Contribs 22:23, 22 March 2015 (EDT)
Yeah that was my initial impression as well, either that or the message board, cause I've never heard of them before. I ran a few searches on the site but didn't come up with any articles either. I figured I should ask though just in case it was relevant to someone's trolling endeavors. They do certainly seem to be quite high on themselves in any case. --U Mad Bro 22:30, 22 March 2015 (EDT)
I think he was spamming on the thread Seebeen made to ask for help on making the Balkan ED, so he got kicked from the group.Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 01:24, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

Hey Zaiger, what's up with Onideus?

(diff | hist) . . U MAD‎; 09:08 . . (+50) . . U Mad Bro (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 729548 by Tigercommander (talk) - I can replace it with a screencap of YOU being all ass mad if you like.)

(diff | hist) . . User talk:Tigercommander‎; 08:53 . . (+257) . . U Mad Bro (Talk | contribs) (How Does Phobos's Cock Taste?)

File:U_Mad_Reactions_Phobos.png|Typical reaction to being <i>upset</i>

What's up with Onideus trying to start crap with phobos? Last I checked phobos hasn't said shit to Onideus in quite a while. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 11:17, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

That edit/addition is from like four months ago, and Zaiger already saw it and said it was fine... why KittyCommander is trying to take it out now I don't know... he claimed it was a "vanity edit" even though there's no real/actual name attached to it (other than Phobos). --U Mad Bro 11:23, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
(diff | hist) . . U MAD‎; 09:08 . . (+50) . . U Mad Bro (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 729548 by Tigercommander (talk) - I can replace it with a screencap of YOU being all ass mad if you like.)
I'm scared Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 11:25, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
I think you're more indignantly flustered than scared actually. You've apparently been "policing" through my entire edit history trying to find random/obscure bullshit you can try and "revenge revert". This edit just being the latest example of you abusing authority. --U Mad Bro 11:33, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
Let's not pretend you value ED more than baiting the people who do, Oni. —  VX  11:26, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
I value drama, I do not value the people who covet imaginary titles as ED admins so they can feel better about their pathetic lives and lack of real accomplishments. Those like KittyCommander don't give a fuck about ED so much as they do about being admins on ED. --U Mad Bro 11:33, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
I'm sorry Onideus that we are not like you taking the internet too seriously and crying about our edit being undone, can I get you something to ease the pain?(I removed it cuz its vanity and then I told you idc about it if you revert it cuz its just an image idgaf,unlike you that is.) Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 11:29, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
  • That image has been there for months, he was just reverting it being removed. Not seeing the problem here. --Mantequilla (talk) 11:31, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
  • K cool, did that make your butt feel better onideus? Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 11:33, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

Onideus should be made sysop crat posthaste.The man can literally do no wrong and besides we need someone harassing members of the community on talk pages when they don't get their way.--Boudica 12:35, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

Yeah I agree, he would make an amazing crat Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 12:41, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
Schnookums Icon3.png reply 12:42, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
No, I would make a new account if that happened. The last time people thought I was important on ED my entire town was overrun with constant bomb threats from crazy nut jobs in Europe for months on end. --U Mad Bro 12:52, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
Spoilers: My uncle never actually had a funeral... he was kind of weird like that. That's how I used to try and control backlash, by creating the illusion of being a recluse/outcast with no friends/family. But then with that last snafu (with that dead rich little white girl) they just started blindly attacking every fucking thing in the entire town... at which point all my clever manipulation and trolling tactics fell all apart. --U Mad Bro 13:08, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

Reverting Onideus should be a bannable offense. We can't have anyone interrupt the uploading of food pics and cat memes.--Boudica 12:59, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

It's understandable that people would want to try and revenge revert my edits, I mean, half the articles I write aren't exactly very politically correct... Mariah Anderson ...most of them are specifically designed to cause massive levels of emotional instability infliction. --U Mad Bro 13:08, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
meta can be very useful for getting us noticed by the google... i'd hate to see them blacklist our site entirely behind some shit like this. that said, i think the internet cats articles are important. :< -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 16:05, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

  • Don't mess up my quality article kthnxbai G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 16:57, 23 March 2015 (EDT)
Making Onideus a crat? I think he might just de-op us all and take over ED ••General Niggerson Page me. 21:05, 23 March 2015 (EDT)

Man Pays $200 To Troll Fags In California

This is just...



Some guy started a ballot initiative to have fags "put to death by bullets to the head". All the major news outlets are having a field day with it. --U Mad Bro 16:46, 24 March 2015 (EDT)


Your suggestions fucking suck. Make better ones, or I'll set some shit that is painfully unfunny but I like. Better than nothing. —  VX  03:59, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Or this Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 04:03, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Here's my suggestion: Ass Dozer
--U Mad Bro 06:08, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Guess what? That's right, nobody gives a fuck. Try again. —  VX  16:57, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
If you go on YouTube and run a search for "dog playing piano" you can find all sorts of "fucks" that nobody will give... you, anyway.  :D
--U Mad Bro 17:14, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Something "old" (from 2011)...
Pancake Rap
--U Mad Bro 17:28, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Men Fuhrer

This is now a "thing" apparently... http://imgur.com/a/8anj7

Lots of wannabe comedy/commentary sites ripping off the form and rolling all over it like a fresh pile of dog shit. --U Mad Bro 14:10, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

"The World's First And Only Gay Object"

Unless you count TigerCommander's butt dildo of course...


--U Mad Bro 14:24, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

Unsee.jpgLibya after feb.pngTigercommander 14:35, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
Can you imagine wearing it... probably infested with lice... *shudder*
--U Mad Bro 14:38, 27 March 2015 (EDT)
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