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Racists at Patreon hate black people, ban ED

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Racist pricks at Patreon ban us for our article on African Americans. If you were a patron please move your donations to our secure donation server located at You will be able to choose a custom monthly amount just like the racist Patreon or a one-time amount. Thank you. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:24, 15 April 2015 (EDT)

you didn't reply saying you make fun of everyone, even "White Devils"?--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 21:17, 15 April 2015 (EDT)
I like how they went for niggers, which is kinda cookie-cutter ED material. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 00:04, 16 April 2015 (EDT)
some retard gloating Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:29, 16 April 2015 (EDT)
They can gloat all they want, all of our patrons have moved to our donation server so we have lost no money. If anything we are getting it sooner. --Mantequilla (talk) 19:31, 16 April 2015 (EDT)

zero fucks given

Be as brutal as you want. All rules just went out the window. Have fun. --Mantequilla (talk) 02:11, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

OK maybe not all rules, but they have just been relaxed quite a bit. --Mantequilla (talk)

why is this? --Likeicare 03:11, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

also, lol yay --Likeicare 03:12, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

  1. You are a homo, Chris
  2. You are a faggot, Chris
  3. Because ED no longer needs Patreon money
  4. Z is drunk
  5. You are a homo, Chris.
Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:18, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

As much as I would fucking love to light all your piss stain rules on fire zaiger, I disagree with this approach. I submit that we could use some forced labor. If every "admin" were forced to write a quality article, much like actual wiki users, ED would probably have a decent amount of quality shit to show off. Currently, what this site needs more than ever is momentum. ED needs to generate consistent buzz outside of just regular mentions and the best way to achieve that is with long strings of premium material. Whatever support was lost by the removal of Patreon could be restored if some fucking effort was made. Furthermore, if people want to pretend to be ED cool kid admins the least they could do is write something amusing/interesting once in awhile. Especially when it would be for the benefit of the site they claim to care so much about. - Phobos 05:06, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

all of our patrons have moved to our donation server so we have lost no money. If anything we are getting it sooner


fuck off phobos, nobody cares about what you have to say, go back to irc like a good little boy --Likeicare 05:11, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

The last thing of worth you ever contributed around here Likeicare is when you crawled back to 9gag or wherever it is massive faggots who cry about forum arguments go. - Phobos 05:12, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

  • Time to dox everyone on the forum. Faggot spring cleaning is upon us. (Just joking) G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 06:05, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

when did this happen phobos? --Likeicare 08:36, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
Vermin threw out a couple pages from his old playbook and Likeicare found them. Likeicare wants phobos and my attention so badly. I'm just waiting for Likeicare to announce that he was bored all along and never took any of this seriously. Where have I heard that before? Oh yes, Vermin. Except Vermin's been decent recently. Weasel avatar2.png reply 09:19, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
We the people of the desert, thank you stranger.Those rules have been nothing but pain in the camel for our people. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 10:19, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
That gloating Twitter user mentioned by Cobalt from the above conversation was continuing to gloat, and this was the response to him and everyone else laughing about ED being dropped by another donation site. I'd say it's best to just count our losses (or lack thereof, if most everyone shifted to the new donation site) and move on without displaying anymore feelings or allowing anyone's butthurt efforts to change who we are or how we operate.
I mean really, what do you expect from a donation site who allows furry artists to receive money from it in order to continue drawing penises on cartoon animals for a living? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:41, 19 April 2015 (EDT)
  • Ok maybe i was a little drunk, and maybe I am now. That dooesn't discount the fact that now that now that we don't have to worry about breaking Patreon TOS we can be 1000% more honest, 1000% more brutal and we have zero fuck to worry about. ED will always be able to fund itself. This is a rare opportunity to tell our detractors that we give no fucks and can be 200% of what they report us for. Make me proud. --Mantequilla (talk) 01:49, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
I believe an amendment to the policy pages is in order then so everyone knows what not to worry about anymore. And for those with cognitive impairment, obviously his statement applies to content, and doesn't mean "no rules, ban/delete/vandalize who or whatever you want." And sorry Likeicare, you still can't post CP. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:22, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
i'm in love --Likeicare 04:31, 20 April 2015 (EDT)

Imgaylol Gretchen 10:06, 20 April 2015 (EDT)

Time to be moar brutal. Somehow, I am in. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 11:53, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
What are you gonna do, brutally threaten anyone who uploads images but fails to place them into an article? If so, start with this guy (see also Tablecow & Donald Buffkin). Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  12:03, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
Yes. And spam their userpages with bad cat memes. And then dox them. But mostly cats. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:41, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
Use this one. In fact, borrow my kitty love page if you have to. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  00:41, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

  • To be clear, here are some things that we have cracked down on since joining Patreon and I would like to know their status as of this moment:
  1. Bestiality
  2. Cartoon CP
  3. Gore and porn on the front page
  4. Having dox on the wiki
  5. Doxing one another on the forum
  6. Anything else you or anyone else can think of G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 13:28, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
No. We were cracking down on the above before we joined Patreon. The exception being doxing forum members and Patreon wasn't mentioned. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:28, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
Right, and I'm not trying to see bestiality or CP of any form whether we're using a strict donation service or not. Why would you even inquire about lifting the ban on shit like that? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  11:19, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
  • Whatever makes people angry I'm okay with. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:21, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
I agree with oddjew. Even tho its haram to agree with Jews. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 13:32, 22 April 2015 (EDT)
as milwin said, beastiality is NOT illegal. --Likeicare 04:13, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
cartoon cp is fine too, remember what site you're on kids. follow this link if you want a censored wiki --Likeicare 04:16, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
no gore or porn on the front page though, we dont want our users too scared to access the site in public --Likeicare 04:18, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
Or maybe all 3 of you are into bestiality and child porn. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  10:37, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
  • Aren't we all? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:51, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
Was that a furry joke at my expense? Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  00:37, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
  1. Bestiality
  2. Cartoon CP
  3. Gore and porn on the front page
  4. Having dox on the wiki
  5. Doxing one another on the forum


Anyways, I hope that we continue to focus on content. Going out of our way to shock and piss off others makes us look like a bunch of tryhards. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:57, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

Facebook like.png vermin likes this.
  • Trying to shock and annoy people is all we do. I keep having the feeling you're not on the site you think that you're on. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:51, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
  • First Vermin is only agreeing with schnookums to suck his dick hard, he always does that. And yes ED is a shock site in case you don't know faggots, there is a reason why our most popular page is offended. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 12:38, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
>I keep having the feeling you're not on the site you think that you're on
I think the same about you.
Patreon took issue with Nigger. I looked over the article and I don't feel we went out of our way to shock and annoy anyone. Even so, some people will be shocked and annoyed anyways because they can't take a joke.
There is going out of your way to shock and annoy other. And there is writing an article, some will be shocked and annoyed as a side-effect.
Almost every shitty attack article I've ever seen, the author went out of their way to shock and annoy someone. In the end, the author just comes off as butthurt and unfunny.
Do you get the point I'm trying to make?
I don't think you went out of your way to shock and annoy anyone with you GamerGate articles. No, you documented Internet drama. A lot of people were shocked and annoyed anyways, but not because you went out of your way to do it. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:44, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
>And yes ED is a shock site in case you don't know faggots
You can write an article that will offend some readers without trying to be offensive. Weasel avatar2.png reply 12:49, 23 April 2015 (EDT)
And ED will never give a damn if someone is offended because they can't take a joke. Weasel avatar2.png reply 13:00, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

Cartoon CP is technically illegal and not allowed--Boudica 16:12, 23 April 2015 (EDT)

All of the prohibitions in oddkike's ordered list were in place long before ED used Patreon. He and anyone else with a quark of brain matter are well aware of this. Patreon's stated grounds for dismissal was Niggers, but that obviously isn't the whole story, nor is it the entirety of our infringing content. —  VX  02:13, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
caroon CP is definitely allowed, providing...its relevant. dont put in in an article for no reason --Likeicare 06:08, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
No it isn't. Do you even know why we disallowed it? Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:08, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
Do tell Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 14:12, 24 April 2015 (EDT)
I thought the only convictions on this in the US were under (1) obscenity, which would apply to all porn, not just cartoon CP (2) plea bargains. If anyone is aware of anyone in the US convicted of a crime (as in, not simply signing a plea bargain, but actually contesting it and going through a trial process) please educate us. TI.jpg 01:25, 28 April 2015 (EDT)

Maybe there was a discussion on the wiki Likeicare knows about that I don't. I'm giving the benefit of doubt. Or maybe he confused our policy on animal abuse images with cartoon CP.

@oddguy Didn't Patreon influence our animal abuse images policy? Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:18, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Tha's just fucked up in the head if cartoon cp's allowed ••General Niggerson Page me. 19:12, 24 April 2015 (EDT)

Chris Hansen wants to make another version of "To Catch A Predator"

DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 14:51, 19 April 2015 (EDT)

  • I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of pedoshits suddenly cried out in terror and was suddenly silenced. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 01:52, 20 April 2015 (EDT)
I say we go back on patreon to pay for Chris's airfare to London just to see the look on Shadow Dinosaur's face. Jazzybellio4912
The irony of this show, particularly with a second edition where people are aware of this existing, is that it would only catch incredibly stupid predators and work as a natural selection process, weeding out the stupid ones who are honest enough to say 'yes I'm coming to have sex with you, I'll bring condoms'. Left behind are the ones smart enough to be ambiguous on the net. Now, instead of targeting people who want sex and will only meet with adults who promise it to them, predators will instead be seeking out those who do not explicitly request it, instead feigning to meet up for innocuous purposes. TI.jpg 01:20, 28 April 2015 (EDT)
YES, YES, YES, YES. IM SO EXCITED. --ImperialGuard 04:34, 28 April 2015 (EDT)

Afghans don't have anyone watching their wiki

but that discussion has nothing to do with me. I have been working hard in the translation process of Pashto wikipedia interface & I am also active on translatewiki. I dont understand why I am brought in a discussion that is not related to me. I am also surprised that because of a discussion between some users you guys are imposing ban on all the admins. Thats absolutely unfair. Pashto wiki main page is protected an only users with admin rights can edit that page. Kindly grant me back access to my admin and beuracrate rights Im sure unless there is no admin in Pashto wiki many peple will just publish advertisements and other non-wiki and non-encyclopedic articles. Some are already publishing pornographic pictures that is not considered suitable for kids and for those under 18 years of age. --ANBI (talk) 09:32, 21 April 2015 (UTC)

Everyone at the Pashto Wikipedia has been desysopped, meaning that you can now post porn and Muhammad pics to without being banned. You can't directly upload such images to pswiki, but don't worry: you can use Commons' vast assortment of images:

Commons images can be embedded on any Wikimedia wiki.

I'm not recommending that anyone do this, but I'm just saying that people can, in theory, do this, now that they don't have any sysops to stop vandals and trolls. --JuniusThaddeus 10:12, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

lol you should have posted a link to the pashto wikipedia, anyway im there Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 11:12, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
The former sysops want to prevent people from learning about "masterbation, vagina, [and] penis". The Afghan people need to be enlightened about these wonderful things and more. --JuniusThaddeus 15:25, 21 April 2015 (EDT)
Must add vulgarity... for the children... —  VX  21:17, 27 April 2015 (EDT)

Looks like the global sysops are patrolling the wiki in the absence of local sysops. --JuniusThaddeus 19:10, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

Somebody had to, I hope you appreciate my hard work. TI.jpg 01:34, 28 April 2015 (EDT)


Regarding this vid event:

I heard that this resulted in a Twitter storm where the woman who attacked the black guy was saying that she was attacked, and her friends were backing her up and stuff.

I am wondering if anyone knows of any evidence pertaining to the situation, and whether this would be worth of an article in and of itself for the incident, for ShinBlade, or of the land-whale who assaulted him. I don't know what to call such a prospective article, and I don't know how to generate a lulzy article from any content I might find, just that this is a humorous situation full of potential.

Some discussion of it from January:

Still not sure if anyone archived these Tweets in case anyone deleted them though. Knowing the name of whale would help. TI.jpg 01:29, 28 April 2015 (EDT)

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