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Police.gif Don't archive this section, simply delete resolved entries.
  • Other staff pls elaborate on this, maybe keep it at the top of the TJC indefinitely. No matter how small the meme or internet event, we need a place to be new user's muse for writing articles. Please add to this list, and the next person who archives the TJC leave this post at the top please. --Mantequilla (talk) 00:51, 7 May 2015 (EDT)
Should we marge Encyclopedia Dramatica:Needed/Proposed with the TJC? Maybe we sort out suggestions that aren't crap. Weasel avatar2.png reply 08:34, 7 May 2015 (EDT)

  1. - Mark Millar: The Kick-Ass guy. added 23:46, 17 May 2015 (EDT) by JuniusThaddeus
  1. We need need a Mark Miller Mark Millar article in order to balance all this Gamersate stuff out, and the Metal Gear Solid article needs more information on Ground Zeroes and its treatment of Paz. --JuniusThaddeus 23:53, 17 May 2015 (EDT)
  •  ????? What did Mark Miller do? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 03:29, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
    • Sorry, I just realized that his surname is "Millar", not "Miller". Oh, and he makes dumb products. --JuniusThaddeus 07:44, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  • lol what a faggot... I guess no one was impressed with his "acting". G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 07:53, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
  1. - Checkmark 2.gifLifting Blogs - Bitches on Tumblr are posting their Shoplifting hauls Mantequilla (talk) 21:58, 25 May 2015 (EDT)
  2. leftypol - It's the 8chan board that's basically /pol/ for communists G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 12:03, 29 May 2015 (EDT)
  3. RevLeft- Internet's biggest communist circlejerk.Why did noone ever write an article on it?--Boudica 19:02, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  4. Serenity (Comic) - /co/ marathons/storytimes this classic christian comic every Christmas and Easter. The creator of the book has responded to /co/ as well.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 10:05, 16 June 2015 (EDT)
  5. Zoey Tur - Transsexual Twitter-favicon.png Zoeytur threatened so send Twitter-favicon.png benshapiro home in an ambulance on live television (Dr Drew) and later threatened to curb stomp him on twitter for stating his beliefs that Bruce Jenner is a man no matter what he says. Google will give you a lot of information. They even had an outlash at the official ED twitter account if you search both names together. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:50, 21 July 2015 (EDT)
  6. Black Lives MatterCheckmark 2.gif - Surprised this doesn't exist despite having a people article on Shaun King.
I'll start on Viper the Rapper, Serenity aand WIREDCheckmark 2.gif later tonight.--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 18:36, 10 July 2015 (EDT)
  1. Microaggression (started, needs expanded) - i found out that use of the word "authoress" is considered a microagression, which idek how to spell.
  2. Template:Newspeak - a template for easy reference to the glossary of Newspeak
-hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 01:22, 23 March 2016 (EDT)
  1. Spirit Cooking.

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:40, 5 November 2016 (EDT)

  1. From May 2014: ASU student assaults man carrying a sign. KYM has a deadpooled entry. yes this is old, but it would be interesting to know more about the people in this video. There's a dubstep remix here: SoundCloud Icon Orange.png zmcd/mark-mark-mark.
-hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:06, 16 November 2016 (EST)

John Campbell article updates updating

Someone Emailed me about John Campbell. You can read the Email at Talk:John_Campbell#Needs_updating. This isn't a subject I'm familiar with, so can someone update the article please? --JuniusThaddeus 13:37, 1 November 2016 (EDT)

  • Imma do it later. lol this dude demanding money from people for being a deadbeat. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 15:54, 1 November 2016 (EDT)

Speaking of Campbell, is there something wrong with the way these videos are set up? When I click "next video" it just collapses the whole thing. Mein Führer... I CAN WALK !! 20:12, 14 November 2016 (EST)

Retractable rapefugees rigmarole

Added a new seasonal list of rapefugee incidents but the two collapsing objects seem to disagree, so have left it as seen. Any idea of how to fix this recurring glitch? Sidecar 14:55, 3 November 2016 (EDT)

Can you elaborate on what you're trying to do? I looked at the source text, and I'm not entirely certain what your end goal is here. Or, it could be that insomnia has robbed me of rational thought. —  VX  05:45, 5 November 2016 (EDT)
Sure thing. Toward the end of the article, there are two sections, the first called Case study: Germany, Jan-Feb 2016 and the second called Raincheck: Germany, October 2016. Each consists of a lengthy list of links to news stories. The contents of the first section ("Jan-Feb 2016") are tucked away in a collapsible list. I tried to do the same for the second ("Oct 2016"), but it malfunctioned bizarrely, so I removed the latter of the two collapsible objects and left the "Oct 2016" list in plain sight. (The way it malfunctioned is too fiddly to explain, but take it as read that it rendered both lists unusable). My hunch is that this is related to the frequent problems with other collapsing/moprhing objects, such as that glitch that means youtube videos can't be displayed like a slideshow without fucking up (still going on, AFAIK). Sooo.... is the "rapefugees" glitch that I'm describing fixable, or should I just quit worrying about it? Sidecar 16:02, 5 November 2016 (EDT)

Image tagging

We need to start tagging images better. Not super important, but if you decide to do it, go to an image, click edit, in the comment box write tags separated by commas. Example. If the image already has a comment leave it alone I guess. We are trying to get our image SEO better and there are no good image tagging extensions for mediawiki. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 11:14, 5 November 2016 (EDT)

Uses nude of emmi to demonstrate point. Kisses ass of YAN on twitter. I see the shots being fired mate XD. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 11:24, 5 November 2016 (EDT)
Lol no this was what made me think of it. They DM'd me saying the google image result for guy fawkes nudes was good for once and I looked and didn't see any of the images of emmi so I thought to myself "shit ED's image SEO sucks". --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 12:09, 5 November 2016 (EDT)
And I wasn't kissing their ass I was thanking them for a retweet. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png
Does this mean we can delete unused images now then? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:15, 5 November 2016 (EDT)
No cuz we allow hotlinking and they might be used for that. You can tag them though so they are searchable. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png
  • meta tags work for this, especially title alias. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 13:57, 5 November 2016 (EDT)
  • Oh yes I totally forgot about the meta tags too. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 14:09, 5 November 2016 (EDT)

There's a guide for this... Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Image_Selection_Process although I'm not so sure too many people have bothered to read it. It could probably use a better name. Hrmmm, I should probably update that though, I'm pretty sure almost everything in the "mass image harvesting" section doesn't work anymore. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:53, 5 November 2016 (EDT)

The reeal problem is that nothing thats uploaded by older users seems to be auto "indexed" checkboxed unlesss ya go in and do after uploading. --Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 17:10, 6 November 2016 (EST)

I miss the porn ads. Please tell me why you got rid of them.

I remember this one dude, Oliver Smith, complained and then they all became gone. It's very sad. Why did you take them down because of him? Because of one person complained. What site was that which did them? Maybe I can put them on my website. FuckAlms 11:21, 7 November 2016 (EST)

whoever wins

  • Put their article on AOTN instead of whatever bullshit is there. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 01:16, 9 November 2016 (EST)
Trump is gonna win, largely because of two main factors... one, overconfidence. The site Five Thirty Eight, praised for its "magic math" bushwa kept making outrageously stupid predictions like this...
Five Thirty Eight Makes Trump Win.jpg
That in turn lulled Clinton voters into a false sense of security while on the flip side pushed Trump voters into a frenzy. The second big factor is the media... who just didn't know when to shut the fuck up about Trump. They CONSTANTLY attacked Trump, to the point of making themselves look like complete asshats, which furtehr drove more and more people to support the proverbial underdog that they, themselves, had created.
TL;DR - Trump wins entirely because Democrats are fucking morons. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 02:06, 9 November 2016 (EST)
Front page updated to reflect Trump win. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 02:25, 9 November 2016 (EST)
Dewey defeats truman.jpg
"They CONSTANTLY attacked Trump, to the point of making themselves look like complete asshats, which furtehr drove more and more people to support the proverbial underdog that they, themselves, had created." - hard to disagree with that. The average US voter is ornery to a degree that isn't really understood outside the USA. Also, Trump shrewdly stuck a finger in the wind and caught the Brexit breeze blowing his way. When the analysts have done their stuff, I'm willing to bet that there is huge amount of anti-globalism in the Trump vote. This debacle near enough outdoes the Dewey/Truman switcheroo. Prepare for massive, delicious, and long-lasting butthurt on a global scale. Sidecar 02:46, 9 November 2016 (EST)

Presuming someone doesn't beat me to it, I'll try and make a "Tortoise And The Hare" comic with Trump and Hillary, but use Pepe for the Tortoises head... again, presuming someone else doesn't make it before I do (there's a strong possibility it's already been done). We should also keep a close eye on... EVERYTHING, cause batshit insane liberals are probably going to kook out all over the place. Apparently they're already preparing for the worst as they have HUGE freakin dump trucks full of sand, ready to make sandbag barricades... err... unless those are for the wall!  :D

--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 03:19, 9 November 2016 (EST)

It should still be trump, drumpf, Moving to Canada etc. Somebody who's not 6 hours into the first day of beerfest fix it pl0x. Mike the Great (talk) 05:52, 12 November 2016 (EDT)

Fixed PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 15:07, 12 November 2016 (EST)

white lash

i'm laughing so hard about this new liberal word. it needs an article but i'm lazy Schnookums Icon3.png reply 09:55, 9 November 2016 (EST)

Dildo. I mean... ditto. —  VX  13:36, 9 November 2016 (EST)
Not really enough to work with right now imho. might be a bit more promising if BLM start parading around and shouting about black votes mattering or similar. that said, the guy's a world-class prick - white voters voted to remove a black president at the end of his second term, rather than at the two previous elections he won? he must be cnn's special correspondent reporting live from fucking la-la-land. Sidecar 14:05, 9 November 2016 (EST)

Now, when they say "white" do they mean Slavic, Germanic, Caucasian, Latin, Turkic, Celtic, Scandanavian or can't they tell?  :D Also, technically speaking, compared to the whole of the world... "whites" are actually a minority... I'm just sayin.
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:20, 9 November 2016 (EST)

I have like 500+ pictures of liberal tears and other crybaby reactions to the elections. Is it worth putting into the 2016 elections page or making it its own page? -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 16:31, 9 November 2016 (EST)

I usually split stuff up into multiple articles or at least sub articles if there's an overwhelming level of content... given that it hasn't even been ONE single day and there's already so much stuff... I'd say it probably needs its own article. Forgot to mention, I have around 370 images for the actual PRE-election itself that need to be put into the current article (although I'll probably get it cut down to around 50 to 100). --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:55, 9 November 2016 (EST)

Whatever we'll be very goddamn busy for the next few weeks. Good luck guy. -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 17:17, 9 November 2016 (EST)

OurMine gains access to Wikipedia accounts

OurMine claims to have all Wikipedia accounts compromised:


They demonstrated this with at least eight accounts so far, including Jimbo's:

--JuniusThaddeus 18:47, 12 November 2016 (EST)

Clearly if they had any worthy cause, they wouldn't have fucked with Alison. Mike the Great (talk) 00:56, 13 November 2016 (EDT)
that's not the same Alison. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:19, 12 November 2016 (EST)

...so are they like retarded or something? I mean... why the fuck would they run around telling everyone that the accounts have been compromised? Wouldn't that kind of defeat the whole fucking purpose of compromising them in the first place? Cause, ya know, now they're just gonna patch everything up, change passwords and... SURPRISE! They got squat! Buncha poser class dipshits. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:51, 12 November 2016 (EST)

in reply to user Onideus•(talk)•(Contribs), this user asserts the fact that gloating over hack incidents is one of the various reasons for which hackers do their hacking work. vandalizing with hacked accounts is not the only reason.FAMAS 11:13, 15 November 2016 (EST)
PROTIP: Hacking doesn't really work if you're running around bragging or gloating about it. It is generally a good way to get yourself put in a federal penitentiary as well as a great way of painting a giant blazing target across your ass though. From a social engineering standpoint it's not very useful for anything either... unless of course you're trying to set someone or some group up for a fall by placing the credit on them... a lot of people did that with Hipcrime back in the day. You could fuck shit up and if it went south, just pin it all on them. They were often dumb enough to take credit for anything and everything. If you want to see hacking done right, look at the ancient Usenet group alt.hackers.malicious or AHM... you want to know what they're famous for? Yeah... nothing.  :D
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 14:00, 15 November 2016 (EST)
Hacking a Wikipedian bigwig's account without having (a) a scheme to embarrass him and get him desysopped/banned/fired etc. and (b) an admin candidate with a spotless posting history who has privately assured you a favorable attitude toward your fine line of online marketing for shoulder pork and ham ... why, that's like Kim Jung Un shooting a ballistic missile at Seoul in order to drop a load of confetti. I mean, it has no point, unless the point was that it had no point this time. Wnt 12:23, 18 November 2016 (EST)

Saket Kumar

Not sure if making a talk page for a removed article is frowned upon, but I tried contacting Mantequilla through his talk page and there wasn't an edit option there but there was one here so I figured I'd give my two cents - as I'm the person who made the Saket Kumar and Brooklyn Taylor articles. I actually noticed later on that certain things I put on the article went against ED's terms of service (that wasn't given in your reason but I figure it'd be a contributing factor) which I didn't know at the time. Thankfully liveleak took down the clip I posted meaning no one who saw the articles could even view it. I noticed the reason for both being taken down were down to the nobodies aspect. Bit curious to know how that works. Did Saket/Brooklyn contact you to get it taken down? One of Saket's friends spilled over the info to me he was gonna try and get the article removed. I've already got both archived as I thought Saket may come along and vanity write it or take it down. With that said, not too salty over the article being removed like others have been, just inquiring. SauceyGoo 05:00, 15 November 2016 (EST)

Moved here from orphaned talk page. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 10:00, 15 November 2016 (EST)

Cheers for that. Also, just to clear up to newcomers - possibly even Mantequilla if he sees - my inquiry was originally wrote on the Saket Kumar talk page hence the start part. SauceyGoo 20:34, 15 November 2016 (EST)

reason for lack of display of bytes added and removed in page history

this user enquires the reason for which, bytes added and removed is not shown in a page history section, only visible in recent changes section (+###, -###)FAMAS 11:16, 15 November 2016 (EST)

i think it has to do with the version of MediaWiki we use. i see Wickedpedia's version does show that. as a side note, i redirected Template:Ping to the existing Template:User because this version of MediaWiki does not support user notifications. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 12:31, 15 November 2016 (EST)

Anti-Trump Riots?

The riots are over now, we've given Hillary a participation trophy.

Should this be its own article or should it go into another article? Also, what about all the "false flags" popping up all over the place, where should those go?

False Flags About missing Pics

I feel we need some kind of organization/plan/category for all this shit that's hittin the fan. I've been calling it "The Trumpening", but that's not too terribly original. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 02:48, 17 November 2016 (EST)

The Liberal Butthurt Syndrome article could use an update. --JuniusThaddeus 08:49, 17 November 2016 (EST)
AlGore is collecting shit, he is just lazy. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 08:58, 17 November 2016 (EST)
Salt mine is at 1,000+ now. Are image servers still shit or can I start uploading now -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 22:42, 23 November 2016 (EST)


Not a typo. The latest version of software that allows identification of opponents - "Cuckblock" is used to identify heretics speaking against the Gospel According to the Donald. Worth a full article, or just a footnote somewhere? Sidecar 11:27, 17 November 2016 (EST)

Well, it depends on the specifics of the plug-in. Is this the same one that does (((Echoes)))? Wnt 12:20, 18 November 2016 (EST)

Your guess is as good as mine on that score. Sidecar 09:32, 20 November 2016 (EST)

Image Galleries

Apparently at some point a bunch of the sub pages I was working on got tagged as "galleries", as such, should I just go ahead and move them out of my user space? Cause right now on the galleries category they're all listed as like "User:Onideus/". Most of them probably aren't going to be finished any time soon. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:49, 17 November 2016 (EST)

Hmm should you move unfinished shitposts out of your user space... Tough call. Mike the Great (talk) 23:27, 17 November 2016 (EDT)
Edit: I thought you meant just pages of galleries, not unfinished articles. I take the shitpost comment back. Mike the Great (talk) 23:33, 17 November 2016 (EDT)
Talking about the ones here, under the "sub page" header.
There's also a bunch of unfinished talk page galleries although I haven't checked to see if any of those have been merged or not.
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:03, 17 November 2016 (EST)
TBH would just revert it. Categories have 2 main purposes and neither one of them is to help users find half-written userspaced though streams. Mike the Great (talk) 17:04, 18 November 2016 (EDT)

Hero Troll Takes on Boston University Police

Sometimes it's hard to amp the humor. The U.S., the land of the free and the home of the brave, has committed itself to the prudent practice of treating everything a troll says on the phone as if it is real. Naturally, this means that some troll from China or Best Korea now can call up Boston University and have it shut down whenever he wants. The question now is -- how many colleges will he shut down for how long before Our Superhero learns to use his powers for good, like shutting down Wells Fargo instead? Wnt 12:17, 18 November 2016 (EST)

Image display failure

IIJM or has the site's ability to display pictures pretty much gone to dick? Getting stupid little thumbnail placeholders on every page. Sidecar 13:19, 20 November 2016 (EST)

Image server is down... again. Cloudflare, as usual, is next to worthless when it comes to actually caching site content. Their retention times are some of the absolute worst I've ever seen. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:25, 20 November 2016 (EST)

Images have their own server? Every day is a school day. Sidecar
Cloudflare's $20 plan isn't going to cache 60+ gigs of images, and images are stored on the same box as the wiki PHP. —  VX  19:06, 20 November 2016 (EST)
60 gigs is nothing. The image portion of my own data archive clocks at over 10 terabytes at present and even THAT is considered low end compared to most high end clients. For simple web caching, $20 should get you WAY better retention time and WAY better completion rates. Forgot to mention, if all the PHP code is located on the same server as the images... and that server is down... how exactly am I even editing this? LOL --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:24, 20 November 2016 (EST)
Mmmm, it may not be a CloudFlare "problem" directly though, it might be they have some clever weasel wording in their ToS that basically puts the responsibility on the client, meaning you have to effectively force CloudFlare into continually caching content via the use of bots. Basically have a bot continually run through and access all the image content on the server remotely, say just once every 30 days. That would force CloudFlare to cache the entire site, since they don't seem to be doing it actively at all. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:37, 20 November 2016 (EST)
It isn't Cloudflare, and yes, 60 gigs is a lot considering the countless other sites they cache. The server isn't down, it isn't proxying correctly. —  VX  00:57, 21 November 2016 (EST)
Isn't Cloudflare what? Cloudflare is working just fine at the moment, not sure what you're talking about. It's not that CloudFlare isn't working so much as it's not providing the essential service it's designed to be... which is, in effect, a temporary backup in case the originating servers go down (for whatever reason) and to act as a shield against DDoS attacks and the like. And again, no, 60 gigs is not a lot, not even collectively is that a lot. CloudFlare's network was recently DOUBLED in capacity with 14 new server farms and recently mitigated a DDoS attack that clocked in at over 1 Tbps! Caching 60 gigs compared to that is like comparing a single grain of sand to to the collective whole of matter existing on an entire planetoid. Plus that's largely just storage use, not actual bandwidth use. Storage/caching is pretty gawd damn cheap compared to actual bandwidth use. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 01:30, 21 November 2016 (EST)
If you'll kindly read my post again, I said that Cloudflare is not the problem, nor does ED use the upper echelons of Cloudflare service. I've already said too much about the inner workings of ED's network, please do everyone a favor and stop pretending you know jack about shit and return to your flash based care bears site. Thank you. —  VX  01:50, 21 November 2016 (EST)
LOL, no need to get so defensive.
PS - You know if Zaiger wants I wouldn't mind lending ED some of my little Flash sites/tools to collect extra revenue streams off of them. Most of them, when they were still up, generated more traffic than than ED presently does. Wouldn't be a bad idea to think about expanding a bit, using legit/pedestrian level sites/traffic to generate ad revenue to support ED.
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 02:23, 21 November 2016 (EST)
Yes, I am sure a dead format is just what ED needs. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:16, 21 November 2016 (EST)
In order to be dead it would need something to replace it first. Last I checked most browsers still don't fully support 32 bit JPEGs (or they support them in really half-assed, kludgy, slow ridden ways). Not to mention universal compatibility, the way a Flash site looks on one browser/OS is EXACTLY the way it will look on ALL browsers and operating systems. Direct/integrated support of On2 video codecs, support of color matrices, support of audio spectrum analysis, support of alpha transparent video, the ability to track the number of bytes loaded on a particular object, the ability to dynamically control the loading of media files, direct connection to ports with the ability to "talk" directly with a particular protocols language. Ability to analyze and manipulate image pixel data in a whole variety of ways. (Java/PHP are comparable in that respect, but slower), the ability to stop a media file from being loaded during the loading process, the ability to dynamically control the resizing of elements, being able to turn on and off smoothing for specific elements and making use of bilinear and bicubic resampling. (can be done with a combination of PHP and javascript, but it's less cross browser compatible and uses 10 times the amount of server resources and is about 700% slower, even with server side image caching.), fully custom cursors (can be done with SOME versions of IE using CSS, but even then yer limited to cur files and can't use larger images), ability to create/edit custom context menus, custom scroll bars, FIFTY TIMES FASTER than javascript when dealing with animated elements, custom video/audio controls (can be done ~somewhat~ with javascript but ONLY with certain browsers like IE...and even then with only about half the functionality that you can get with Flash, direct support, creation and control over vector based graphics, etc, etc, etc.
Seriously, I could probably go on all freakin day long about how much Flash pretty much wipes the fucking floor with.... everything, but I probably lost most of the wannabes after the first two lines so I'll just stop here. Ultimately, when it comes to true web development you've basically got Flash and you've got Java... everything else is largely just kiddie pool, poser class, horeshit. Primarily because Flash and Java are actual object oriented programming languages, where as everything else is just markup or scripting. The problem though is that Flash and Java aren't "stupid compatible", meaning if you don't know how to actually code and you try using either one... you'll probably just makes a giant, horrible, stupid mess. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:16, 21 November 2016 (EST)
Flash does not support 32bit JPEG's. Browsers support 32bit PNGs. Bootstrap looks identical on all browsers. Many browsers do not support flash. HTML5 does all of those, and better. You can use whatever the fuck size cursor you want. Flash is not faster than Javascript, you fucking retard. Nobody fucking uses flash, because it is slow. Nobody uses flash for videos, you dumb motherfucker. Silverlight is not flash. No web developer worth their salt is using Flash. Tell me again about flash support on iOS and Android. Oh wait. Lol. Java is only used for corporate solutions. It is far less popular than PHP, ASP.net, python, ruby, AJAX... Flash is dead, because people don't want to be locked down. They don't want shitty cursors, with shitty music and half hours intro segments. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:41, 22 November 2016 (EST)
Oh ye of little imagination/experience. Yes, Flash does support 32 bit JPEGs, I used to use them all the fucking time. It was one of the little "secrets" I used to use to humiliate people with when they made claims that HTML could produce sites with smaller overall content sizes. Basically I would take other people's sites, recreate identical versions in Flash (right down the to context menues), except they'd be like 1/4th the original size. Technically I am "lying" a bit, but that's largely to test whether you actually have any idea what you're talking about. To be more precise you can import 32 bit PNGs into Flash and then you can run JPEG filters/encoding over them and they'll be turned into quasi 32 bit JPEGS upon compiling... well, not YOU of course, I mean ME, cause it's not something you can do with Adobe's garbage builder. Also I guess it would be more accurate to say AS3 instead of Flash... not that I would expect you to know what that is. Oh, also, the reason for wanting to alter the cursor and such is for the use of making GAME CONTENT and the like, not for adding "intros". And of course it's "less popular" than those other languages... I mean you're trying to compare kiddy level scripting shit to an actual object oriented language. That's a pretty gawd damn steep learning curve right there that excludes most wannabe web developers (99% of which are just riffing off cookie cutter bullshit artistry). Unless, as I said before, you're using Adobe's garbage builder, then you can make pedestrian level shit artistry with all the "intros" you like. LOL
PS - No, HTML5 cannot do ANY of those things I mentioned before. HTML5 is nothing but a MARKUP language, it doesn't really ~do~ anything... at all.
PSS - If you knew what you were talking about, you would have replied like this...
Yeah I know, that link is a bit out of date (nearly a decade) but it's been awhile since I've used that bit. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 14:49, 22 November 2016 (EST)
SEO. Responsive. Fast. Safe. 2016. None of these words apply to flash. Fuck off from this website, and go make that ED clone you bragged about. All in flash. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 14:40, 22 November 2016 (EST)
On the SEO bit, search engines have had the capability to spider the text within Flash files for quite some time now... I think Google was the first. I haven't actually done much testing/experimentation regarding Flash SEO myself, but there are others who have done some pretty extensive work on that front. Try not to use your own limitations/ignorance as a basis of judging what a particular coding form is capable of... you'll look more intelligent that way. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 14:54, 22 November 2016 (EST)
Sure. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:01, 22 November 2016 (EST)
Your BLAAAAWG bullshit does not impress me... learn to try harder...
Although even that link doesn't go into the precise nuts and bolts of how search engines precisely read the text data (or more importantly, what they do with it). I always constructed plain text fall back versions of every site I made though, that's how I solved the problem. Basically whenever Google would try and crawl one of my sites it would get knocked back into the plain text version. In essence creating one version of the site for bots and one version for people. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:20, 22 November 2016 (EST)
And all your sites have been garbage. It is always best to create two pages. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:27, 22 November 2016 (EST)
I am 100% certain that your knowledge of my sites doesn't extend any further than the one Care Bear site I made (which, coincidentally, was crazy, stupid popular for some odd reason). If you knew anything at all about the "sites" I had, you would know that they were more like... "tools" and "web programs" than "sites". The DA account harvester being one of the especially useful ones... which by the by didn't use any Flash... at all. It's really bad now because Yahoo! shit canned their entire "Pipes" site, which means there aren't really any alternatives at the moment (unless someone has made an augmented browser version in the past couple years). --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:38, 22 November 2016 (EST)

thx for explanation --Likeicare 02:26, 21 November 2016 (EST)

Fixed --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 07:15, 21 November 2016 (EST)

Twitter protecting pedos

Saw a hashtag trending on twitter called twittergate when I was digging for new QOTN. People raging on about how twitter is protecting pedos or something, calling for boycotts. Anyone know anything more about this? PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 10:38, 21 November 2016 (EST)

ED_Updates. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 11:59, 21 November 2016 (EST)
Account listed as suspended on my end. Wasn't aware it had come back after getting banned in January. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 14:04, 21 November 2016 (EST)
No nigger, I am saying it is old news. ED_Updates got suspended for attacking pedos.
Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 14:24, 21 November 2016 (EST)
From what I gathered this is a new dump that's happened in the last 24 hours that didn't originate from ED, and has nothing to do with sarah butts. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 14:50, 21 November 2016 (EST)
I've been reading back through the tag's timeline and can't make head nor tail of it. As far as I can comprehend any of it, it looks like various pedos are tweeting links to CP rather than tweeting the pr0n itself. Is that correct? Sidecar 15:34, 21 November 2016 (EST)
Something like that. It would seem that someone going by the tag 0hour, new account here, dumped the info of 30k accounts sharing CP on twitter, and then was promptly banned for it. I have seen people talking about it with a picture of what I think are links to the dump, references to a #pizzagate subreddit, and at least one other person claiming they are behind the dump with some affiliation to the 0hour person. PoshBlastoise.gifTalk 15:52, 21 November 2016 (EST)
Not sure that tweeting a link is the same as tweeting the thing itself. (Compare: You send someone a postcard that reads: "Leviticus 24:16" and they look it up in the Bible - have you therefore sent them the words of the Bible verse? No of course not). Twittergate is still frothing away as of 24 hours later and I still don't understand it. But since it is from the same creative imaginations that spawned #PizzaGate perhaps that is to be expected. Sidecar 16:57, 22 November 2016 (EST)

archive dot icification

this user is presenting the proposal that all external links within encyclopedia dramatica be replaced with archive.is archived links with the title of the contents in links be presented as softlinks as in the format of wikipedia reflist links. this user performed the action in the page of archive.is as a test example of what it would appear as. — Preceding comment added by FAMAS (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Let's talk about something important tho. Why are you typing like a serial killer? Mike the Great (talk) 17:09, 23 November 2016 (EDT)
All serial killers with whom I have corresponded are sticklers for punctuation. I suggest that FAMAS is in fact a terrorist. Sidecar 15:35, 23 November 2016 (EST)

I don't trust those archive sites any more than I trust any other site. When you've been online as long as I have you know full well that even the most robust of "archive" sites eventually get bought out and bitched over by corporate asshats (often Google). Remember DejaNews? No, of course you don't, cause Google shoved it up their ass one random day and ruined the holy bejesus out of it.
It's better to just take screencaps/shots of the content on the external link and then put them directly into the fuckin article. Try not to link to anything offsite unless it's just marginally important. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 15:39, 23 November 2016 (EST)
Uh-huh. So two external archive sites (one of which has been up continuously since 199fucking6) are less reliable than potentially-doctored screencaps archived on this site, which craps out on a weekly basis and which has been nuked from orbit once already with the result that there are still redlinked images strewn hither and yon throughout? I put it to you that your extravagant claim is not wholly sustainable. Besides which, it's not an either/or choice in any case. Do both, or neither, or whatever. Sidecar 15:59, 23 November 2016 (EST)
Clearly you are forgetting about his patented harvester, that has archived 100000tb of internet, all saved into Flash, the best format for web sites anno 2016. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:12, 23 November 2016 (EST)
That awkward moment when you realize there are people on ED who don't know how to manipulate archive.org and the like. Seriously, even pedestrian level flunkies have been aware of just how easy it is... since over a HALF DECADE ago...
Holy shit d00ds... first rule of the Internet... EVERYTHING is fake, take EVERYTHING with a grain of salt. That's like... the entire fucking basis upon which ED was formed, as far back as when Butter Queen got slapped around on Usenet. Hell it dates all the way back to the Meow Wars...
"Apparently, there will always be those, like the Harvard kids, who will not tolerate the right that all Usenetters have to act silly, or to have a sense of humor, or to have the view that nothing should be taken too seriously."
Oh, forgot to mention Hipcrime too (the group, not the ED user), manipulating and altering archive sites was their bread and fucking butter back in the 90s.
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:36, 23 November 2016 (EST)
All that link describes is the old bait-n-switch caused by changing the content of objects after archiving. "Archive doesn't archive the unarchivable" shock exclusive. There isn't (as far as I know, which admittedly might not be very far) any way of actually getting at the html itself once it's been archived. Sidecar 16:50, 23 November 2016 (EST)
Wait... did you think I was going to link to some specific instructions or kiddy level prog to magically do it for you? Cause... yeah that's not gonna happen... ever. They do a lot of "Hackathons" though, you could go poke into that if you're interested... not sure if they still do them or not, but they used to be real big on that shet to try and "keep up" with the hacking community. I think they have prizes too, if you wanna fork over your goods/methodology... or did... been a long time since I poked around in that area.
Hackers don't generally "share" their stuff, the most I've given away (recently) has been like the uber simple URL "hacking" I added to the Image Selection page... and even that probably wasn't the brightest idea. Every time I update FB's bushwa for example they turn right around within a month and change everything around. Most of the rest on there still work... for now anyway. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:01, 23 November 2016 (EST)
"did you think I was going to link to some specific instructions or kiddy level prog to magically do it for you?" Not for one moment (interpret that how you will). What would be helpful though would be a documented instance of this happening in practice. Sidecar 17:06, 23 November 2016 (EST)
Why don't I just link to their ToS...
"It is possible that the computers at the Archive could become compromised by others and that the information on the Archive’s computers could be collected and disseminated without the knowledge or consent of the Archive. While the Archive endeavors to block "crackers" from breaking into its machines, the Archive is not responsible or liable for any such unauthorized uses of the Archive or its data."
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:14, 23 November 2016 (EST)
I see. So "collected and disseminated" means "altered or deleted" does it? Do you still have the receipt for that dictionary of yours? If so, you might want to return it and spend the money on something that will be of more use to you. Such as a barrel of cock-flavored lollipops. Sidecar 18:07, 23 November 2016 (EST)
Conjunction Junction, what's your function?  :D
Here, this might help... http://www.dictionary.com/browse/and
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:12, 23 November 2016 (EST)
Here's a dictionary entry of you. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Pigeon%20chess Did I say 'of you'? Wrong conjunction. I meant 'for you', obviously. Sidecar 18:21, 23 November 2016 (EST)
Tha'fawk are you even talking about? I meant the "and" used in their ToS. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 18:25, 23 November 2016 (EST)
A little nonsense can be amusing. An endless stream of nonsense is just annoying. I'll hear no more of your twaddle. Good day. Sidecar 18:38, 23 November 2016 (EST)
Since you've highlighted "and" in that TOS quote, I'll reply. You seem to think that the "and" means that the two elements in that sentence (namely, the 'compromised' and 'disseminated') are separate and unrelated actions. In fact, as the closing clause of that quote ("any such unauthorised uses [...]") makes clear, they are sequential. What you are doing is taking a sentence analogous to "He walked through the door and closed it to keep out the noise" and insisting that it means that "he walked through the door" and "closed it" were actions performed entirely separately from and unrelatedly to each other, e.g. potentially during different weeks. This is, quite frankly, a stupid thing to think. Now be off with you. Sidecar 22:36, 23 November 2016 (EST)
You know I was thinking about making an article for you... but then I figured I could just make an article for "avulsion" and that would essentially be the exact same thing as you.
PS - I fixed your links. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 23:42, 23 November 2016 (EST)
@FAMAS Feel free to archive.is links, but don't delete the original links unless the site being linked to (such as gawker) is a corrupt shitty site (SJW / neocon / kike) that way small business scale sites can still make some $ per click. -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 22:38, 23 November 2016 (EST)
in reply to user AlGore (talk), this user asserts the fact that this user follows the policy of softlinking the contents as to aid searching in search engines as hardlinking most often leaves the content title ambiguous as stated in the WP page for linking and the idea for archive.is ing the links instead of direct linking comes from the various incidents of link-rotting which wp countered by utilizing archive.org links as wp had a then-valid concern about the reliability of archive.is. this user enquires to user Sidecar (talk) regarding details of the ED nukage incident that the user was referring to, as this user is unaware regarding any incident of ED being successfully raided.
Tryhard (Sidecar) is just a n00b who doesn't know what he's babbling on about. The only time ED ever really went down was right after Butter Queen originally attempted to sell out the site as "Oh Internet". Unfortunately for her there were a bunch of us who were systematically archiving the entire site day in and day out, so the very minute she brought the original down, it went right back up within like, three days, with several different versions that eventually all merged into this present one which isn't going anywhere any time soon and, even if it magically did, we'd all just put the shit right the fuck back up again.
That's why it's better to upload screencaps to ED, because that way they'll be auto-archived by people like me. People like me don't archive, archive sites, so if that's all you're using, it's like putting all your eggs into one basket. The only real reason to use those archive sites is for like time stamping, like if you do site defacements and want bragging rights or you want postured "evidence" against someone... but that doesn't fucking matter because they'll still claim it's fake/doctored even if it's on one of those archive sites. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 03:07, 24 November 2016 (EST)
The only time ED ever really went down was right after Butter Queen originally attempted to sell out the site as "Oh Internet". Unfortunately for her there were a bunch of us who were systematically archiving the entire site day in and day out - that is what I meant by "nuked from orbit once already". And Operation Restoration says something quite different than what you are claiming about archiving. The facts speak for themselves. And the facts are that you are a fat retard who wears a nappy. Sidecar 06:52, 24 November 2016 (EST)
And you make it sound like ED is on failing legs, Numbnuts. Like the site could suddenly go tits up at any time. If you don't like the site, get the fuck out already. It's not going anywhere you silly little goon. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 07:01, 24 November 2016 (EST)
Like the site could suddenly go tits up at any time. - This was precisely your own reasoning for shunning two external archive sites, once of which is 20 years old. Like, duh. You can have the last word, I'm done. Sidecar 07:06, 24 November 2016 (EST)
No, that's exactly the OPPOSITE of what I said. I said to upload material HERE on ED because this site is NOT going anywhere. Where as archive.org could easily get swallowed up by a major corporation at any given time. That won't happen with ED because ED is too volatile for such corporate entities to directly involve with, and, the one time they tried, with Butter Queen, it immediately blew up in their face. ED is largely more stable than most sites simply because it has no direct corporate appeal, no corporation in their right mind would ever even think to try and buy out the site.
Oh, also, that "restoration" by the by was just the "bare bones" site, provided via torrent files and was compiled off Web Reaper scans I believe. If you look at my contribution history for example you'll find hundreds upon hundreds of image reuploads, because the original "restoration" only had thumbnails and low res preview images. Originally it was me and about three or four others who started mass uploading from our own archives to FULLY restore the site (as well as fit the bill for the initial hosting). I think I shelled out several hundred dollars for the initial hosting costs and others donated even more I think. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 07:13, 24 November 2016 (EST)
For reference...
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And even what I donated wasn't much, I think some people churned out over $500 at a time! The site was not restored because of some dipshit threads on fuckin 4Chan, it was restored large by the people who DONATED MONEY and DONATED TIME into repairing and rebuilding the site. And most of them were ED regulars from the original site who felt burned/betrayed by Butter Queen. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 07:34, 24 November 2016 (EST)

You people are confusing archive.org and archive.is. Archive.org is a professional site that lives just fine on donations and is respectful. Archive.is is run by a Russian pedophile, Denis Petrov. If you know many people who hang out on the chans, especially the owners (eg. 8chan), everyone completely hates him. The reason is these are anonymous boards that anyone can upload an image to. People sometimes upload CP and but it's quickly deleted and the person reported so it's rare. But now with archive.is, people upload CP and constantly archive the thread. So now it encourages lots of pedos to upload CP to forums because archive.is will archive it. You should talk to the owners of 8chan. They told the guy to stop archiving and Denis's response was to manually set his bot to scrape the entire site nonstop. What's interesting is in the logs of their site, they found the same IPs as were editing the Wikipedia article on archive.is. 8chan has had a lot of threads on Denis. He has some connections to intelligence agencies and at one point he blocked the entire country of Finland because customs held him up at the airport. FuckAlms 04:28, 24 November 2016 (EST)

Oh, well, definitely don't use that then. The last thing ED needs is a bunch of links to some pervy, pedo, Russian run, shit job. In fact I'd go so far as to say you should REMOVE (and replace) any such links with either screen caps or links to Archive.org, pretty sure no one on ED wants the site associated with pedo roach-holes. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 04:46, 24 November 2016 (EST)
I thought the last thing ED needed was a pedo diaperfag back, but here we are. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 07:56, 24 November 2016 (EST)
Well no worries there then, cause after you spent three years shitting all over a perfect article NO ONE thinks I'm that anymore (except you), now they just think I'm some horrible/mean hate troll...
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You can thank OddGuy I guess, he's the one who spent the most time "fixing" said perfect article. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:57, 24 November 2016 (EST)
Oh wow. You have a Facebook comment that is calling you a troll. The internet better be scared. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 18:44, 24 November 2016 (EST)
Actually there are TWO!  :D
That's all I've been able to rack up in the past couple years (that reference adult babies). At first I thought the problem was due to FB with the whole "Oni Deus", like maybe attempted Google searches weren't working right/redirecting to the article, so then I started going out of my way to constantly "correct" people in FB flame threads, but then when I did that this happened...
For some reason now when I go out of my way to really push people to "discovering" my ED article it just leads them to suddenly being NICE and often backpedaling. I hate to break this to you NiggerKitty, but your wanton desire for the masses to view me the way you do... is pretty well perma-fucked. Now I got fuckin morons naming their gawd damn pets after me!
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:01, 24 November 2016 (EST)
Well, great...super. Anyway, if we could get back to archives, I've linked a lot of stuff to archive.org and archive.is. If it's past a certain age I don't see the harm if someone wants to put forth the work in modifying the pages. - Zew0 19:22, 24 November 2016 (EST)
Didn't we like... make a guide or something already for this? I think it was like a year or two ago and I think Zaiger posted some guidelines and such on archiving links and there was a whole big drive/effort to try and go through all the major articles and to check their offsite links and replace them if they were dead, either with screencaps or with archive.org links and the like. I'll try and find it later if I can. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 19:47, 24 November 2016 (EST)
Not that I know of, but if you find it then yeah, please post a link. - Zew0 19:59, 24 November 2016 (EST)

Some relevant old stuff, regarding archive.is... https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center/Archive/48

Basically don't use it, because it has "reporting" features that let people get stuff removed, instead use archive.org

And here's a link to the "Backup Task Force" hooha... https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center/Archive/38#Link_restoral.2Fbackup_task_force

...I think that's everything... maybe, my long term eidetic memory is only around 70% accurate, so there might have been some other stuff too. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 21:05, 24 November 2016 (EST)

I reviewed it. I think linking to archives is still in out best interests. - Zew0 00:40, 25 November 2016 (EST)

You can use whatever archiving site you want to, just make it look neat. I use archive.is, I have no idea who the owner is and I don't care as long as his website works. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 20:49, 25 November 2016 (EST)

Is there any way we can code in the {{Archive_X}} template to allow archive.org links in it? -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 20:56, 25 November 2016 (EST)
I'm sure someone can make one. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png
What do you mean, Manbearpig? The {{archive}} already allows wayback machine links. Archive today-ico.png this is an archive link and Archive today-ico.png this is a link to a wayback link. Or you could use Wayback Machine Favicon.jpg The proper wayback template. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:16, 26 November 2016 (EST)

Oh shit nice brah -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 04:34, 26 November 2016 (EST)

Archive everything, this isn't an issue. Forget click denial, it's about link rot as much as anything. Naturally you'll not want to link directly to Gawker tier bullshit, in which case you can leave the source URL as a comment for later, secondary archival in case the primary method fails. —  VX  11:31, 26 November 2016 (EST)
Yeah it is about link rot and blogs and shit go down and get changed or deleted all the time so we should be putting a link to the original URL AND an archive link. Unless the link is dead already or it is Kotaku or some other clickbait shit at which point you just need to archive and leave the source link out. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png
in reply to user SideCar (talk), this user recalled the incident after the reminder and asserts the fact that this user went to ohinternet irc with this nick and posted "fuck you and your ohinternet shit for destroying the parody wiki encyclopedia dramatica, all of you should go through all the things displayed in offended page happening to you." and getting banned 5 seconds after posting it. in the opinion of this user, it was a good memory.

in reply to all, this user would vote for replacing all external links on-site with their archive.is fied links as shown in the wiki page of archive.is by this user. — Preceding comment added by FAMAS (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

FAMAS are you one of those purple floating alien fuckers from Mass effect or some shit? -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 12:39, 28 November 2016 (EST)

Expendable Archive.is Links

I'm looking for some expendable links! Preferably stuff with "questionable content" that I can um... "test" with. It has to be stuff that's expendable though because it might get nuked (depending on whether I can figure out the mechanics of their reporting tool).

Like what I did with FaceBook awhile back... https://www.facebook.com/walla.walla.733/posts/551275895052350

I want to try and see just how pussified they've gotten, especially since their reporting tool now includes shit like "bullying". Depending on how easy it is to break, all the archive.is links on the site might be less than stable/permanent. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 03:52, 26 November 2016 (EST)

Nigger delusions

Counting up the articles about the parallel universe inhabited by niggers. Seems to be a distinct phenomenon that groids live in a fantasy-land. Enough here for a templated series? White supremacy (social justice bullshit) Black Lives Matter (ditto) We wuz kangs (mythological bullshit) Afrocentrism (revisionist bullshit) Trayvon Martin (Injustice bullshit) Michael Brown (ditto) DINDUNUFFIN (ditto again) These cuffs (superpower bullshit) etc etc. Sidecar 19:05, 26 November 2016 (EST)

I think a category/article for "Victim Culture" in general would be more apt, since it's not just a nig thing, but something you find with Jews, women, MRAs, SJWs, etc, etc. Nigs hardly have a monopoly on "Victim Culture", although they're probably the biggest benefactor of it.
Mostly because of MLK: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Martin_Luther_King#Remembrance_and_Legacy
"In this day in age, Junior is largely celebrated as a pseudo-holiday with roughly 1/3rd of the US populous getting to slack off from their jobs to "celebrate" a hypocritically racist asshole and old school social engineering hacker who only managed to accomplish anything in life because he excelled at making a "victim" of himself and others, including children, which he routinely used as human shields. A proverbial racial terrorist, he openly invited assassination in order to ensure martyrdom and to solidify his historical presence. He was essentially nothing more than a slightly more evolved version of a suicide bomber who, in the long run, did far more to damage the "black cause" by creating the very "victim culture" that wound up perpetuated and celebrated for countless decades after. That "victim culture" has become the de facto standard mentality for blacks in the United States, who continually use it as an excuse to be lazy, uneducated, ignorant and to explain their inability to function like little more than lesser man-animal versions of their white counterparts."
But now it's like... everybody is jumping onto the victim complex bandwagon. Or "Oppression Olympics" if you like.
--Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 20:11, 26 November 2016 (EST)

So Is ED Turning "Alt Right" Or What?

There's a few different people, mostly that "AlGore" guy who is just massively spamming "Alt Right" propaganda bullshit into almost every article under the sun. I cleaned out the Hitler page the other day (see its talk page for the removed content to see how bad it was), but he's also plastering it into every other fucking article as well, like this one he just put into the "Old Media" article...


Most of it he's getting from a site called "Justice4Germans" and then just mass uploading it all into ED, which in turn is startin to make ED look like a Neo-Nazi playground. So anyway, I don't feel like cleaning up after him and when I tried to talk to him he got overly hostile towards me, so I'll just leave this here for the admins attention. *shrugs* --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 04:13, 28 November 2016 (EST)

That site you keep spamming about, "justice4germans.com / justiceforgermans.com isn't even online. I'm just fetching shit off the chans and other troll sites. -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 04:34, 28 November 2016 (EST)
Yeah, I know it's offline, hence the reason you Kraut Niggers have been flooding all over into 4Chan, ED and other sites. To the point where you pulled Meepsheep's Law on the fuckin Pepe meme and created a bastardized second generation knock-off of the Brony movement, but this time with poorly drawn swastikas instead of poorly drawn ponies. That's you, you're the fuckin brony plastering random rainbow jizz art all over every fuckin article you come across in a sordid attempt to try and "normalize" your deranged interests. Only you're doing it to the point where it just looks like you're spam flooding every other article under the sun with kike flustered crap. At first I thought you were just being drunk/lazy about it, but after I went through and cleaned up the Hitler article... no you purposefully tried to hide that shit into the middle of the fuckin gallery and you were not being even the least bit subtle about it. I mean there's no fuckin way you could have possibly confused that propaganda shit for lulzy material. You had a clear agenda in mind, which certainly the fuck wasn't anywhere in line with the purpose of ED and you blatantly tried to hide the fact that you were doing it. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 05:06, 28 November 2016 (EST)
We're whatever pop-culture demonizes. - Zew0
AlG is doing righteous work, and this is obviously just an attempt to stir up shit by someone whose usual attention-seeking has become a bit more noticeable just recently, and indeed it has been noticed. Meanwhile, I commend this spectacular exhibition of brainwashed liberal faggotry to the house. Satire will not want for material while such people exist. Sidecar 10:59, 28 November 2016 (EST)
  • No ED is not turning alt-right, that is just the trend in online humor right now in the communities that use ED. The alt-right is basically a meme. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 11:18, 28 November 2016 (EST)
The Alt-Right is a yet untapped lolcow. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 12:05, 28 November 2016 (EST)
No, it WAS a meme, past tense. Just like with Bronies, that too started as a meme, until Meepsheep's Law took effect. Read somee of that propaganda shit he uploaded to the Hitler page (now on the talk page)... that's not humor, that's absolute sincerity taken directly from actual Neo-Nazi sites. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:18, 28 November 2016 (EST)
Shall we all have a quick collection and buy Oneedy a little sleighbell, a cuttlebone, and a mirror to replace his PC? Might get some fucking peace that way.Sidecar 17:40, 28 November 2016 (EST)
Hey Sidecar... I'm being nice right now... I'm being nice by NOT pointing out that you've been doing the same thing (albeit to a much lesser extent and largely because you've been trying to imitate AlGore like a little puppy). If you want I can stop being nice and provide some rather... "interesting" examples of you doing the same thing. Try and remember I have an eidetic memory, there is nothing you do that I don't notice. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 17:57, 28 November 2016 (EST)
I think you're all acting like menstruating spastics. All of you need to calm the fuck down. Also stop with all this threat bullshit, all of this could have been avoided if both Al and Onideus fucking talked to each other calmly and rationally first before going into a fucking edit war. Seriously. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 20:10, 28 November 2016 (EST)
There wasn't really an edit war at all. I simply cleaned up one of the articles he was mass spamming into by moving non-ED related material to the talk page. But then while I was doing that, that's when I noticed he was being rather... "selective" about where he was putting the images he uploadedm. If you want I can create an infographic to show you what I saw when I was editing it. Basically it looked like he was just mass uploading random material and not paying attention to what it was, but then his editing of the article was in stark contrast to that. He was putting actual lulzy images on the BOTTOM of the gallery and then he was sneaking in the propaganda style images into the MIDDLE of the article, so if anyone clicked on the page to see his edits, it would seem as if he was just adding lulzy content, when in fact he was specifically trying to manipulate the page/article to suit his personal convictions (either that or using ED as his personal image server).
As a relatable example it would be like me, a presumed adult baby, uploading pictures of beautiful women (models) in diapers into the adult baby article and trying to pass the fetish off as some kind of norm. I'm sure if I started doing that many of you would pitch a fucking fit over it, soooo... why are we allowing the bastardized "alt right" to do the same thing? --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 20:26, 28 November 2016 (EST)

Stop being autistic, there wasn't any edit war. I grab shit off 4chan or 8chan, tag it, upload that shit and put the pics somewhere on its respective page somewhere. Sometimes I put shit near the top or at the bottom. If you see any duplicate images blame the image detection software. I've deleted a lot of shit that I've uploaded at your suggestion such as ww2 propaganda posters. Keep in mind I'm usually high or drunk most the time so a lot of mistakes slip in. -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 21:56, 28 November 2016 (EST)

Try and remember I have an eidetic memory, there is nothing you do that I don't notice. You mean that any retard pretending to have superpowers can check my contributions and see what I've been editing on this completely open wiki where nothing is hidden and everything is recorded for ever? Gosh. Sidecar 22:10, 28 November 2016 (EST)
An eidetic memory is not a super power. You must be pretty high on yourself if you think anyone would actually take the bother/effort to manually go through your entire edit history though. I don't have to do that myself, it gets permanently stuck in my head regardless. It's handy for use in pattern recognition, compositional abstraction, multi-point sagacity, non-linear thinking and the like but it's hardly anything super special. It's not like it's makin me rich or anything. LOL Most people "catch up" eventually too. Like with Krade for example, I called him out like a month before anyone else even noticed at all. But even if I hadn't, he would have been found out regardless, it just would have taken more time. At best my perception is anywhere from a couple months to a few years ahead of most people, but even then it's not infallible. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 22:32, 28 November 2016 (EST)
Remember when you couldn't get it through your retarded thick skull that an American show had not been shown on Danish television? It has no bearing on anything, I just want to remind you how little you understand of the world. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 01:07, 29 November 2016 (EST)
NiggerKitty, remember when you actually contributed content to the wiki... yeah, me either. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 01:24, 29 November 2016 (EST)
This nonissue is such a fucking mess of whining that I'm reluctant to address it at all, but here are the facts. Yes, ED is politicized. It's a wiki, the content of wikis are the result of contributors, and contributors, being (mostly) human, are themselves politicized. Perhaps a bit of history will put this into perspective. Historically, users of ED were quite liberal under the reign of Dubya. Why? ED is very much an underdog, an outsider, a deliberately warped mirror held up to society at large. Now, in the age of feminism, social justice, and other very real, very leftist ideas that are presently shaping our zeitgeist, the EDiot's role has changed. It is now the twisted mirror held up to those tenets of society, fueled in part by the so called "alt right," which itself is a bullshit phrase, entirely meaningless, that encompasses a great many people of a great many and usually incompatible beliefs.
Is AlGore politically motivated in his contributions? Probably. We all are, to some extent. Is he turning ED into a propaganda machine of his own design? Fuck no. Ultimately we at ED are functionaries archiving the largely Internet slice of our zeigeist, and pulling images from various /pol/ boards is well within our stated purview. As for ED itself, it has not, is not, and will never be a political platform.
If this nonissue becomes an issue because a lone, chronic, attention whoring bellyacher is joined by a chorus of complainants, this contemptuous lecture will become an actual discussion. Until then, good day. —  VX  01:50, 29 November 2016 (EST)
Completely incorrect. ED has always been no single sided attack territory, an "equal opportunity offender" if you will.. There is an article about blacks, there's an article about whites. There's an article about women, there's an article about men. There's an article about feminists, there's an article about MRAs. There's an article about religion, there's an article about atheism. And so on and so forth. ED does not take sides, ED has NEVER taken sides, there are some USERS on ED who have certainly TRIED to take sides... which, coincidentally never tends to end well for them.
You're also completely missing the point, which I'm presuming is because you haven't even looked at any of the images I'm talking about. I mean I don't generally give a shit if someone "takes sides" so long as they're at least marginally funny/lulzy about it... hell a week or so back I proposed an article about RACE MIXING and consequently got accused of being a part of the alt-right! The point isn't the position so much as whether it's lulzy/drama inducing... 3rd rate, sloppy asssed, Nazi propaganda pictures are about as NOT lulzy/drama inducing as you can possibly get... now maybe if you posted them on the feminism article... that might be kind of funny, but in the Hitler article... no, no that's just fucking horseshit and you know it. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 02:13, 29 November 2016 (EST)

Helpful reference (for those that apparently forgot about it)... https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:ED_Is_Not#ED_is_not_Hitler.27s_Uncyclopedia

"If you are under the impression that the hallmark of a good article is to make up a bunch of random bullshit about niggers and kikes, you're on the wrong wiki"

Doesn't get any more straightforward than that. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 02:22, 29 November 2016 (EST)

Look, if you find any unfitting images I give you full permission and support to move them to the talk page or to delete them if they're entirely unnecessary. I just mass-collect and upload shit I fetch off booru, /pol/, /k/, /b/, etc. The point of ED is to satirize / make fun of whatever subject is being written about. I uploaded a lot of pics insulting salt-right fags and pol douchebags on their page. However, I also allowed lots of irrelevant or unfunny / factual / propaganda bullshit to slip in too. I removed them from a few pages, I'm sorry for any mistakes. I'll be clearing out any mistakes from the galleries I helped to build up. -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 03:30, 29 November 2016 (EST)

Sounds good, if you can, try and at least take some measure of effort to review what you upload before uploading it, that way no one has to bother cleaning up after you in the first place. I archive entire sites, FB pages, forums and the like myself, but I always sanitize before uploading so I don't trash the wiki with garbage. Many of those sites and such are rife with angry little malcontents who often center on bullshit and propaganda than they do actual lulz. There's a reason ED isn't on this image, let's ALL try and keep it that way. This is ED, we're supposed to be BETTER than everyone else. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 04:23, 29 November 2016 (EST)
AlGore can upload whatever he wants and put it wherever he wants. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 08:52, 29 November 2016 (EST)
So is that a special rule you're making up just for him, or does that go for anyone? Because if that's the new rule, that we can upload anything and everything... I'd be more than happy to start using ED as a dump site for my Data Archive. I've got a few hundred gigs I can upload right now if that's okay. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:12, 29 November 2016 (EST)
I'm posting this link to a page about user behavior on a certain other Wiki because you might very well think that the contents of that page could be relevant here. I know what I think, so I leave the matter open for observation by others. Sidecar 09:51, 29 November 2016 (EST)
So you're making the argument that the "ED is not" page should be altered or deleted? Or are you trying to accuse me of using some super sekrat trolling tactics to undermine ED? Just a little FYI for ya, that um... that link there "Gaming The System"... that was actually created by crazy SJWs to try and defend their not so subtle take-over of Wikipedia. In fact I believe the actual origin is from the Feminism wiki... uh... whatever it's called. The same one that argues that feelings are more important than facts. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 16:12, 29 November 2016 (EST)
"Or are you trying to accuse me of using some super sekrat trolling tactics to undermine ED?" - This is the very first time that particular idea has been suggested and I put it to the house that it ought to be noted who it was that suggested it. Sidecar 22:06, 29 November 2016 (EST)
I think you grossly overestimate my interest in rocks. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 22:09, 29 November 2016 (EST)

Pop up hell

Seriously, WTAF is going on here? It used to be that a few clicks into the site and these things would stop. Now (as of the last 24 hours) they continue throughout a site visit, and nearly every other page, more or less doubling the number of clicks needed (because each pop up browser cancels out the click you were trying to make). And instead of just one hostage-taking ad that tries to force you to download something, there are now about four of them ("Click 'add' to close this page" etc). Ad blocker doesn't stop them, and I have no idea what to do. They are making each visit into a frustrating and borderline-hostile experience. Any advice? Sidecar 21:58, 29 November 2016 (EST)

Use the NoScript pluggin. --Onideus Sig Rainbow Clouds.png 22:07, 29 November 2016 (EST)
I don't know if that's a reasonable option. I had to fight through four popups just to post this simple response. That seems very excessive. - Zew0 23:04, 1 December 2016 (EST)
Basically, that would having to be like asking our readers to install a special script so they aren't bombardment on each click. Sounds implausible and a detriment to site traffic, IMO. - Zew0 23:18, 1 December 2016 (EST)
I personally believe that getting a base64 popup everytime I try to edit or even merely use the fucking scrollbar actually affects productivity. What the fuck? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:20, 2 December 2016 (EST)

we're pulling an Oh, Internet and milking Encyclopedia Dramatica and our contributors every penny we can. thanks for letting me tour North Korea next year! Schnookums Icon3.png reply 16:03, 2 December 2016 (EST)

Maybe there should be a template with directions, to teach aspies how to close a windows.Red Skare 16:40, 2 December 2016 (EST)
So I wasn't the only one experiencing pop up issues after all. good to know. ••General Niggerson Page me. 20:31, 2 December 2016 (EST)
  • We switched ad companies, I am sure adblock will catch up soon enough. Google ads has us blocked so our options are limited. If you have any better ideas we are all ears. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:02, 3 December 2016 (EST)
How bad is it? - Zew0 00:14, 3 December 2016 (EST)
It's fine, if this is what's gonna keep the site alive, then I'll bear with it. ••General Niggerson Page me. 00:33, 3 December 2016 (EST)
be careful. if your ads are sustaining your site but deterring your userbase, you won't have a userbase for long, and then the ads won't even give money. It's a death spiral. Mike the Great (talk) 05:44, 3 December 2016 (EDT)
It is just a test run right now. We are still trying to figure it out. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 00:56, 3 December 2016 (EST)
these ads are fucking with ad block so it can't work. it is ridiculous. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 08:47, 3 December 2016 (EST)
I think Mike has it right, here. If I were a naive first-time visitor one of those hijack ads would be enough to make it my last, and for me to warn others to stay away. A donation drive right now would be helpful even if it only reduced the need for readers to go through this never-ending ordeal. Buy a bit of breathing space. Work out what would suffice over the coming year, stick up a begging letter, and I'll toss in $20 with a smile. Do we know of any children in Africa, for example? Sidecar 11:02, 3 December 2016 (EST)
Yah its december here, whens the annual donation drive start?--Desu walk.gifTalk to me|Contribs 11:21, 3 December 2016 (EST)
but make sure the donation request takes up at least half the page like wikipedia's new one. Mike the Great (talk) 18:51, 3 December 2016 (EDT) 13:51, 3 December 2016 (EST)
Or make a pop-up browser open every time that anyone clicks anywhere, telling readers in big flashing letters that if they hate pop up ads then they should donate in order to stop them. This is a brilliant idea, even if I do say so myself, which I do. What could go wrong? Sidecar 13:59, 3 December 2016 (EST)

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