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December 2014

Great potential IMO. I've done most of it, but I'd like it a lot if some people would be willing to add more content. See Talk:Russia Today also.
ED mention lol--Chibilightningchocobo.pngBoudicaChibilightningchocobo.png 20:02, 28 December 2014 (EST)


Reicheru-ketsueki

I'm highly surprised this girl doesn't have an article. With her terrible fanime/fanfic called Blood Raining night being everywhere. Even by mary sue standards her character "Reicheru Ketsuekineko-Oni" is bad. Reicheru is a vampire cat demon who dates 'Denmark' and shacks up with Inuyasha and has his kid who turns out to be a God. She is related to Alucard from Hellsing and yet fucks him. Somehow she is Goku's daughter and Goku is evil in this story. The fanime and fanfic has a scene in which Korra and Sesshomaru fuck with a rock dildo Korra earth-bended out of a statue of George Washington. It has a following everywhere,mostly because of how bad it is. But the suether thinks it's all because of how great her sue is.

Her username on DA is reicheru-ketsueki and ReicheruKetsuekineko on youtube. The creator themselves also made not one fansite for her own messed up story but two fansites.

So would anyone be interested in helping me gather info and maybe starting an article on this person? Garystunumber12349 20:49, 29 December 2014 (EST)

January 2015

SERIOUS BRONY ALERT!

This guy Shadow Dinosaur has been lurking the net for years - and is very easily provoked into fits of rage. He's a sort of pervert-playa if that makes sense? I just caught him on Xiao Rishu's twitter feed - apparently he's met up with a girl who is 20 years younger than him. Jazzybellio4912


Leelah Alcorn

One final piece of lulz for 2014 to kick in 2015, and its a juicy one. Leelah Alcorn was a tranny on Tumblr who became An Hero recently by walking in front of a semi. She wrote a long manifesto on his/her Tumblr explaining why he/she killed him/herself and demanding social justice for her killing herself, and it's causing so many kids in high school to cry out their feelings in a lulzy way.

Sources:

News

The tranny's Tumblr: Tumblricon.png lazerprincess --LoverOfBats 19:02, 31 December 2014 (EST)

God fucking damn it Optimus Prime is an ethnic cleanser. Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 22:22, 31 December 2014 (EST)
Oh my god the Tumblr got updated with an apology from the friends and family. --LoverOfBats 00:21, 1 January 2015 (EST)
Uh, where's this apology at? I don't see it.
I think you guys might be going about this all wrong though. The biggest lulz here are not the predictably crazy SJWs (who are crazy about everything and anything anyway) but rather Christian "true believers". In less than 2 posts I reduced one such "true believer" into proudly proclaiming that she was presently burning in hell because of the USERNAME she chose on her Tumblr! Which they described as an "unforgivable sin" according to some random crazy one liner in the Bible. Afterwards I easily turned it right back on him and got accused of having a "serpents tongue" as he went off on a screaming ALL CAPS tirade for over two pages as he desperately tried to "defend" his own "unforgivable sins". After which all HELL broke loose! Not from social justice warriors, but rather Christian crazy in-fighting. It was like a Christian implosion of self-titled "true believers" all suddenly attacking each other like a pack of wild whores fighting over the world's last dildo.
--U Mad Bro 01:40, 1 January 2015 (EST)
It's the top post, but it's not from Leelah's friends. It's an automated post Leelah set up to say fuck you to her parents.

Either way on how we approach this, this is huge potential and we need to make an article on this now while it's fresh. --LoverOfBats 04:51, 1 January 2015 (EST)

Pixie Trix Comics

These comics are so Goddamn terrible, but are they relevant enough for an article of some sort? The Bad Webcomics Wiki's already done a great job dumping on this crap. Personally, I think they'd be great candidates for a long overdue pistol whipping. Troll 4 Life 22:53, 3 January 2015 (EST)

  • I run the BWW and I can tell you that these guys are not worth an article. Their comics are shit, but they aren't in any way offensive. Plus, none of the authors have been involved in any real drama. I say skip it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 04:07, 4 January 2015 (EST)
  • I have to agree with Oddguy. There's thousands of bad webcomics on the Internet already. If these guys did some shit like censoring any criticism like Tom Preston did with his shitty webcomic, then you'd have a platform to stand on to make an article. If you find anything lulzy that they did/are doing, then I say just make the article yourself. --LoverOfBats 15:25, 4 January 2015 (EST)


Arthur Chu

(Reposting this for I feel there's now enough lulz to cover this.)

He's called the 'Jeopardy Villain,' for his a former contestant on Jeopardy (One of the show's 'best' and most controversial) who is a completely disconnected from reality. When he was on Jeopardy everyone hated him because HE PLAYED THE GAME WELL! After Jeopardy he became a writer for The Daily Beast and started a 'nerd blog' where basically he rants about social justice in nerd culture, and becomes a rape apologist. (Even on CNN, and he stands by his statement, saying that rape is normal.) He's recently been doing a lot of whiteknighting for Zoe Quinn and has been actively attacking GamerGate despite not giving a shit when it was just about Quinn. He even said on David Pakman that he openly supports doxxing. He's basically Ian Miles Cheong 2: Electric Boogaloo, except he's a potential rapist instead of a Nazi.

Sources:

His interview full of fail with David "Pacman" Pakman where he won't shut up about how he secretly has the hots for Zoe Quinn.


--LoverOfBats 19:48, 4 January 2015 (EST)

  • There really isn't enough for an article. All there is to say about him is that he was on that show (and that isn't interesting), that he knew about a rape and didn't report and said it was normal (that would fill about one paragraph if we stretch it) and that he said he believed in black magic and that suicide is okay (which are both a single screencap/line of text). Even if we pad it out with a bunch of "lol he's an sjw that's in love with zoe quinn lololololol what a fag" it will still be a very short and very forced article. I say leave it alone until he gets involved in some drama that's actually interesting. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 04:30, 5 January 2015 (EST)
  • Okay, new things happened and there is now enough material for an article if someone helps me. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 18:47, 20 February 2015 (EST)

Je Suis Charlie

What better way to start the new year then a terrorist attack/high score run that causes all of Europe to go butthurt. Three men have done a co-op raid on the French satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo because of their depiction of the Prophet Muhammad. Their current killcount is 10, and several wounded, and they're currently on the run in rural France. The French cops ran into these guys at close range and missed every shot, but the gunmen didn't miss and managed to wound several officers. The cops have completely blockaded the peaceful town and all of Europe and on the Internet they're doing 'Je Suis Charlie,' which is some art thing where they draw pencils to promote free speech. Details are still coming in and the chase is still on. I'll update with more once they come in. --LoverOfBats 18:16, 8 January 2015 (EST)

Just another day for the religion of peace. --One With The Lulz 21:30, 9 January 2015 (EST)

RationalWiki

Even though it's already an article, it could use some severe updating. These fags are some of the biggest SJWs on the web and are so autistic they write full length essays to their enemies' claims. --One With The Lulz 21:30, 9 January 2015 (EST)

  • Yeah, it's hilarious. They changed from a liberal parody of conservawiki to a full on SJW version of ED. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 04:25, 10 January 2015 (EST)


Montage Parodies

Montage parodies is a metameme created by Reddit about last year. Basically, they parody the CoD montages with every single possible thing they can find, and throw in every single forced meme ever created into each video.

The biggest source is r/montageparodies

Here are some samples (WARNING: TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME):

Previous Video  |  Next Video

--LoverOfBats 02:20, 11 January 2015 (EST)

If the article currently wasn't littered with users, could Montage Parodies be merged into the Youtube Poop article? Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 22:04, 2 February 2015 (EST)
I don't really think they're similar. The editing styles are completely different, and with MLG Montages, all editing follows a common pattern. You could also classify it as a meme, unlike YTPs. 553.pngKrookodilian553.png 23:03, 27 February 2015 (EST)

Trannies

Um...

Transgender

Transvestite

Trap

Dickgirl

...maybe at least the first two should be merged. That might really piss off the "transgenders" too since it's probably no longer politically correct to call them transvestites. That just seems like something really stupid that would probably enrage them.

Also, where should these go...

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There's a bunch more, some not even SJW related, but that's the only one I've uploaded so far. Should they get their own article? You know like these? Or should they just be filed into articles that relate to them individually? --U Mad Bro 03:18, 11 January 2015 (EST)

Duke's "We don't say" campaign

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Duke has made a twitter campaign with their "athletes" with phrases that say stuff like "I don't say SLUT, because that's negative toward women's sexual freedom" and more topics like retarded, man up, don't be a pussy, fag. Its like another "Don't say retard" "Don't say that's so gay", except this time a university is doing it. 4chan has already started pumping out parodies of it and adding it to the hashtags that Duke was using for it.

https://twitter.com/youdontsayduke

https://www.facebook.com/youdontsaycampaign

https://twitter.com/hashtag/youdontsaycampaign?f=realtime

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Clint Beastwood 21:07, 12 January 2015 (EST)

Okay I clicked through the links and, er, I'm confused. I mean it has reached a point of such absolute stupidity that I can't even tell the real ones from the ones that are trying to mock the campaign! Basically the campaign is so god awfully stupid that it essentially mocks itself. It would be better if the ones creating the parody versions chose a different format, like alter the colors slightly or maybe use the line, "You don't say..." instead of "I don't say..." which would be more entertaining anyway. --U Mad Bro 21:56, 12 January 2015 (EST)
It's called Poe's Law, and SJWs are notoriously susceptible to it. --One With The Lulz 12:26, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Um... what do we call it? I uploaded 15 images I cherry picked a few days back, but what should the article be called? "You Don't Say", "You Don't Say Campaign", "Duke 'Don't Say' Campaign"... er... --U Mad Bro 02:54, 20 January 2015 (EST)

Sonichedgecraft and Lunastrangeglove

I know I mentioned luna last month, but now she has another friend, since both of their autism are high why not make an article about the two of them? sonic's DA account: http://sonichedgecraft.deviantart.com/ and then we have the queen of autism's account (luna) : http://lunastrangeglove.deviantart.com/ I hope you take the time to consider this article--Ezstick76 11:10, 13 January 2015 (EST)

Help Template

Don't we need a template like wikipedia that asks for help from all available admins? such as maybe {{halpplz}} or a one that asks to be unbanned for users who are banned but can still edit their talk page maybe {{unbanplz}}? Libya after feb.pngTigercommanderLibya after feb.png 00:40, 15 January 2015 (EST)

They can just leave a message on their talk page or contact an admin on irc.Also, we have help pages already.--Chibilightningchocobo.png 00:47, 15 January 2015 (EST)
I meant that it adds to the sysop tasks page so we see it later if we were ever offline when they asked for help, also not everyone knows how to use IRC Libya after feb.pngTigercommanderLibya after feb.png 00:53, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Mantequilla said no new templates, comrade. Just leave it at that. Vermin  Vermin sk8r rat.jpg 09:23, 15 January 2015 (EST)
He said that about series template and templates that get added to the end of articles, not user templates Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 09:25, 15 January 2015 (EST)
You're welcome to make your own user templates, but I can almost guarantee you'll be the only one using them, such has been the case with your first invention, so it's best to just make due with what we've already got. We're not supposed to be creating new categories, templates, or portals unless it's absolutely necessary. Vermin  Vermin sk8r rat.jpg 09:40, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Oh my first invention was VX teaching me how to make templates, I should remove that actually. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 09:45, 15 January 2015 (EST)
I check a transcluded SysOp Tasks at login. A halp template would be useful, provided anyone used it. As it is, many don't read the essential editing guides. There's no need for an unban template; bans are dealt so rarely as to be indisputable. I don't know about others, but I never allow talk page access for this reason. —  VX  12:41, 15 January 2015 (EST)
Yes. That was my point exactly, most of the admins check sysop tasks when they login and this will really help new users, also as for making people use it, we can add it in the welcome message so they can understand Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 13:50, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Tumblr Portal

is there a reason there's not an individual tumblr portal? i see the social media portal, but we also have youtube, devart, lj, and the chans, which are arguably also social media. asking bc i see a lot of potential for a tumblr portal with individual users as we have with other portals. ofc tumblrites can change urls/delete fucking everything at the drop of a hat, but that's what screencaps are for. Qqye 09:12, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Use add section next time

As for your question, there is nothing against a tumblr portal, go ahead and create one if you like. Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 09:16, 15 January 2015 (EST)

ok thanks for fixing my mistake and thanks for the info Qqye 09:18, 15 January 2015 (EST)

No, no new portals right now, pls. The ones we already have aren't even being updated as much as they should be. Most (if not all) Tumblr subjects these days are gonna be social justice-related, so just add the Tumblr series template at the bottom of related new articles, and add its entry into the Social Justice PortalVermin  Vermin sk8r rat.jpg 09:31, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Pastor Eric Dammann

Eric Dammann is a pastor at Bible Baptist Church in Hasbrouck Heights, New Jersey. He became Internet famous when CasperTheFriendlyToast uploaded a video of Dammann bragging about attack a child during one of his sermons (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q19qRUBj-ic).

The Bible Baptist Church first posted an apology from Dammann on their Facebook page, but was overwhelmed with awesome comments attacking the pastor's psychopathic actions. The Church has since deleted their Facebook page.

It might be better to create an article like Crazy Clerics that could cover a multitude of different religious nutters (of all faiths), since most of these incidents don't really have enough material to create a full article all on their own. --U Mad Bro 16:21, 13 February 2015 (EST)

Spudroosi

This trolling channel was very infamous for trolling SkyDoesMinecraft fanboys, CaptainSparklez fanboys, and PewDiePie fanboys. He also started the "Spudroosi Armie", which did similar things. They have taken down at least 3 people who hate them by mass-false flagging their videos.

--Jonmadden678 20:59, 15 January 2015 (EST)

Kittiesmama

I hope I do this right.

I don't have a ton to say but this is a youtuber, Her youtube page is Kittiesmama and I figured at least ED might make me not being the only person who hates this woman.


She's and attention whore who's used her kids to get a popular youtube channel, She does vlogs and her daughter, Emma. Who's turning into a smaller attention whore. Does really bad makeup tutorials. DeviousDolls 21:27, 15 January 2015 (EST)Deviousdolls


I have couple ideas for new article:

  • Mafiaboy - hacker (that does not make any sense he has no entry in ED) I'm writing the article now, lookup my userpage
  • Jew or not Jew website: Quite hilarious. http://www.jewornotjew.com -- Patlalrique 12:56, 16 January 2015 (EST)

SYRSA

Hey. I've been lurking for a while, but had to make an acct to point this guy out. His name is SYRSA, or Benjamin from Sweden. He's an artist/musician/game developer, and would be pretty good at it if it weren't for his massive ego. He just sent Vinny from Vinesauce a pre-alpha of his game "Zerahypt" and Vinny tries to be really nice and gentle but cant help ripping apart his game. So he's started drama on the YT comment section of the video.

The important points: -Huge, TL;DR comment defending his game on Vinny's YT video of the full stream and creaming himself over his own game. -The main (and only) character is an animu chick with huge tits, and SYRSA gets buthurt over people pointing it out. -Sounds a lot like the Fez Dev. only dumber and more passive aggressive, if that's possible. -His DeviantArt is pretty fucked up and suggests some sort of mommy/pregnancy fetish -Ridiculous, non-sensical responses to trolls.

TL;DR this may just be the start of his drama, but I think he has the potential to become a Lulzcow.

Gallery: [1]

Screenshots: [2] [3] [4]

Hope I did this right. Druxy 13:23, 18 January 2015 (EST)

I'll try working on this once this retarded sysop ban war is over, I'll start on it by tmrw hopefully Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 13:27, 18 January 2015 (EST)

Braeburned

I've been wanting to do this guy for so long. So he's not just a brony fag, but a fag, incest, and foalcon freak. So if anyone could help me do more research on him such as his early artwork, his daily life, and so on. And the biggest one being his Saddle Up money making piece of shit. He has an ask blog which I'll provide a link below and I already have a few screenshots of anon questions but if anyone could help me dig more into his ask blog for more shit to expose. http://askbraeburned.tumblr.com/ JonJennyGem 8:10, 19 January 2015 (PST)

Crazedg

Does anyone want this page? I gave up on this sadly. JonJennyGem 8:18, 19 January 2015 (PST)

It looks p good, I don't think it needs urgent attention, I might improve it later when I'm not busy Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 11:26, 19 January 2015 (EST)

OK, thanks bro. JonJennyGem 9:08, 19 January 2015 (PST)

Julien Blanc

I'm surprised there is no article about this guy, lord and savior/bullshit artist of the PUAs who is part of that RSD company (Real Social Dynamics/Really Small Dicks). This all happened a couple months ago but there's plenty of online lulz to be found, with the SJWs declaring war, him getting banned in a bunch of countries, his videos, him shitting his pants on CNN, his tinder chats that show he's a desperate loser, etc. The forum on the rsdnation site is a gold mine of loserdom and dying alone "Field Reports". Ha ha holy shit I just checked it out.... julienworldtour.com!!!! He's back! Wikimandia 20:17, 25 January 2015 (EST)

Victim blaming

ED has pretty much every SJW tactic, buzzword, and belief covered so why not this. Basically if you in any way hurt the special feelings of someone who was victimized you are victim blaming (for example, the police asking the details of a rape to a rape victim will be accused of victim blaming). Oddly enough, SJWs love to victim blame the parents of the school shooter de jour for owning guns. --One With The Lulz 04:17, 27 January 2015 (EST)

I kind of covered this a bit in the bait article as one of the favored tactics of SJWs. I think it would be better as a part of the SJW main article rather than as an article of its own. --U Mad Bro 16:25, 13 February 2015 (EST)

Danay Howard - bitch who got the "soul slapped out" of her on NY subway

Can we get an article about this lol-worthy incident from November? This dumb bitch was giving this Dominican guy shit on the subway about his jacket until she finally hits him, and hilarity ensues.

This video makes the world a better place - I'd be happy to write it Kickass 17:29, 27 January 2015 (EST)

IGGY AZALEA!!!

There is no page on the partial-birth abortion that is Iggy Azalea! The queen of the wiggers herself, whose rap music credibility is confirmed by her allegiance of fans aka 16 year old white girls. This must be remedied. Kickass 08:49, 28 January 2015 (EST)

Don't forget all the asshurt she causes SJWs with "cultural appropriation". --One With The Lulz 12:55, 28 January 2015 (EST)
Yes! Her big giant fake ass is a gold mine o' lulz! Kickass 16:20, 28 January 2015 (EST)

I think this would be a good idea.But not from a SJW angle, I was just thinking of writing about how she is a shitty musician and loves the nigger cock.Coincidentally, I was also thinking of doing a page on mudsharks.--Boudica 16:48, 22 February 2015 (EST) No, don't even acknowledge her existence --Likeicare 17:59, 28 January 2015 (EST)

Keep in mind that MOST of these deranged SJW actually WANT ED articles because they WANT to be seen as "victims" and getting an ED article is a great way of achieving that goal and using it to milk money out of really stupid people. --U Mad Bro 18:15, 29 January 2015 (EST)

Aren't most of the people who accuse her of "cultural appropriation" not random SJW Twatters but other rappers who think she's a fraud? I hate wiggers Kickass 04:19, 1 February 2015 (EST)

Twitter-favicon.png #OpDeathEaters

Online anonymous-ish campaign to expose, ridicule and pwn pedos and sick fucks everywhere, especially the shitheads in power who do nothing about it. There are Twitter accounts from different countries - @OpDeathEatersUS, @OpDeathEatersCan, etc. Twitter-favicon.png #OpDeathEaters and check this out!!!! Anonymous - #OpDeathEaters February, Friday 13th -- Kickass 16:25, 28 January 2015 (EST)

Article Merge

Uh... bait and baiting ...they're basically the same, the former being the better version. --U Mad Bro 01:47, 29 January 2015 (EST)

Added worthwhile content from baiting to bait and set the former as a redirect. Done. Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 10:26, 29 January 2015 (EST)

Calling all editors

Greetings! I'm Vermin. :> I'm an administrator of this here wiki, and I've been an EDiot off and on for the past 6 and a half or so years. Though I don't feel my presence oti has been relevant enough to merit my own ED article, I nonetheless had one written about me a little while back.

Unfortunately, the angle of said article was partially written from a shitty attack/revenge/civil war sort of vantage point, and this disappoints me. In fact, it was originally deleted by zaiger himself for being in said shape, but I voted to restore it in hopes it would be improved. I know there are decent satirists and writers out there who can edit this page up to standards and make me a happy rodent. I'm very open about my lifestyle, my personal interests, and my taste in women, so it shouldn't be hard to tease the fuck out of me and take jabs at my expense. Hell, even the damn persona section is outdated!

The article is here for anyone interested in fulfilling this request, and I thank you in advance for taking the time to have fun and mock me in the spirit of our dear ED! (Please refrain from showing me any kindness. This invite is also extended to any of its original authors who are willing to improve it). Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg 14:24, 29 January 2015 (EST)

Sword Art Online

Seriously?! How come no one hasn't thought about this? This was a really, really, piece of crap anime that is getting retarded popularity and it deserves a much better butthurt including the fans. And please note that I didn't made this page, I believe the editor hasn't even updated since June 2014 when this was made. But this still needs more butthurt. And I also even want to feature this, in which an anime reviewer I know named DigiBro, has been getting a lot of flag and hate from butthurt fans of Shit Fart Offline because of his love of hating the series. JonJennyGem 17:33, 29 January 2015 (PST)

Thought about what? It's a semi-decent, semi-original anime series and it's not over-hyped as badly as other series (with far less quality). Pretty uneventful. Wasn't much trolling potential either. I mean, "Yuki dies!" isn't much of a spoiler when it's plainly fucking obvious. And revealing the identity of Death Gun is pretty fuckin obvious as well. There just isn't much lulz potential in it, not unless you can find some crazy nut jobs who are using it as an excuse to try and "live" online 24/7, attempting to emulate the form... although plenty of people already do that with far lulzier "reasons" (or lack thereof). Like the couple who were addicted to 2nd Life and wound up starving their daughter to death.
Sounds to me like you're just trying to use the article as a potential shill for your "friend" (wink, wink). Nobody really cares about 5th rate wannabe trolls yelling, "THIS SUX LOLS!!!1!". I'm sure there are no shortage of 12 year olds who find that terribly aggrivating and annoying, but everyone else just think you both look like fuckin retards.
Just my humble opinion. --U Mad Bro 22:14, 29 January 2015 (EST)
Unsecond thought, fuck this. I don't even know what I was thinking. I have a page to work on about a cerrtain Brony anyway. JonJennyGem 19:03, 29 January 2015 (PST)

#TweetLikeAFeminist

Trending ATM. MrWombat 03:24, 30 January 2015 (EST)

Haile Turtle

Google it. Should we make an article of it or is it not prominent enough? Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 15:02, 31 January 2015 (EST)


BroTeamPill

A Youtuber for machinima and a prominant voice for Gamergate. Years ago they caused a lot of controversy with muslims in one of his videos when he called the Prophet Muhammad a bunny rabbit. Recently, he started a copyright war with Angry Joe because Joe used the Zoe Quinn war banner, and it had their logo in it. --LoverOfBats 19:40, 31 January 2015 (EST)

Shit, THAT'S who the Muhammad guy was? That was fucking hilarious. ("But most of you don't speak English and you'll only hear the word 'Muhammad!'") But most of the DMCA Angry Joe crap is now Youtube's fault, not his. Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 22:10, 31 January 2015 (EST)
Actually SaveTheWhales, it is BroTeam's doing. BroTeam admitted on his Twitter that he filed the DMCA on purpose, claiming that the war banner was his property. So because of this, Joe and Pill and their followers got in a big slapfight on Twitter and Facebook, pointing fingers at each other. See for yourself: Twitter-favicon.png BroTeamPill RalphRetort article on the copyright war. --LoverOfBats 13:11, 1 February 2015 (EST)
Broteam is too gay for me to write about. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 13:50, 1 February 2015 (EST)
Yes, I am aware. However, he claims that he revoked the notice. This means that it's no longer directly his fault that he's holding Joe under the waters of Youtube's shitty copywrite policies, it's only his fault for kicking him into it. Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 15:31, 1 February 2015 (EST)
If you do make a BTP article, please include this gem, pulled from a petty tumblr post. They're absolutely delicious. Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 23:30, 1 February 2015 (EST)

payday 2

I say we need an article on it why you may ask just look at some of the fangirls for it

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KoopshiKingGeoshi

Just imagine if a gamer obsessed with Mario games and the Koopaling fandom wasted his time editing video game sprites and recoloring official artworks and taking credit for them. DA.gif KoopshiKingGeoshi (Real name: Brandon) is a lazy bum who wastes his time raping up video game sprites and official artwork and wishing they existed from his imagination, and making a big deal over official game sprites from older games being the "wrong color". I mean really, look at him. -> http://koopshikinggeoshi.deviantart.com/art/Mah-Face-275075424 And his crappily drawn Koopasona with his body parts being seen through his clothes. -> http://koopshikinggeoshi.deviantart.com/art/Geoshi-s-brand-new-design-462486355 He's a flat-out art thief who violates the rules of DA and is likely the #1 criminal to violate Nintendo's intellectual property, and makes video game hacks. He will also BAWWWWWWLOCK people who abide to the rules and know for a fact that what he's doing is art theft. This dude also tries to get away with his stupid thievery. I mean look at him. Even worse, he also made his local Dairy Queen a slave by making him a Christmas cake with a printed image of Luigi riding on Yoshi that he stole and edited. -> http://koopshikinggeoshi.deviantart.com/art/Christmas-Eve-Cake-502436057 Just look at that rotten video game criminal!! --FoxyLaughter 03:22, 3 February 2015 (EST)

You just described 95% of the entire spriting (give me credit) community... seriously dude, reality check here. Why don't you make an article about that community rather than just one single, random, non-descript, boring ass example? Most of the sprite rippers don't even make any actual edits and they STILL demand "credit" or they claim it's "stealing" from them. I actually had people bitch and moan that I didn't "tag" my submitted uploads to various sprite ripping sites...
http://www.spriters-resource.com/submitter/Argle-Bargle/
Because apparently not demanding "credit" somehow makes you a bad sprite ripper. --U Mad Bro 20:38, 14 February 2015 (EST)
To be honest, he needs his article bad, because he's like the biggest dickhead on DA who edits over official artwork and video game sprites and no one takes their time to report him for copyright violations. He's a big rule-breaker with all this drama and doesn't admit the fact that DeviantArt is an art site for people to submit their own creative drawings. --FoxyLaughter 00:27, 22 February 2015 (EST)

February 2015

Law & Order SVU

I haven't watched TV (or as I like to call it, the shitbox) in years and I hear this show has an especially bullshitty episode coming up about how spooky vidya gaemz are and how they turn people into murderers. There's a trailer up on jewtube right now:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=IWqx3tnaep4&app=desktop

This has an astronomical lulz potential, well into the 1x10^15 values. If anyone on here still watches TV and is willing to sit through an hour of this, we could get a really nice article out of this.

PREPARE TO BE SLAUGHTERED Akesgeroth 19:38, 6 February 2015 (EST)

Just make a subsection in the damn article. Search is your friend. Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 22:37, 6 February 2015 (EST)
Yeah, but yeah, this shit is blowing up fast. THere's already a big board of it on 8chan. It's becoming the next Bane/CIA. --LoverOfBats 16:11, 13 February 2015 (EST)
Only because of the GamerGate related episode... really, that's it. Which is no different from the CSI episode on furries, adult babies or any of a dozen other fringe interests. Not to mention all the episodes that are make-believe versions of real life crimes and cases. Not to mention the pop-law and pseudo-science they use is just hilariously stupid beyond measure (in all those crime shows). I mean, really...
smh
--U Mad Bro 16:34, 13 February 2015 (EST)

Ted Rall

Oh, where the fuck to begin on this guy?

Dude's like an old media combination of Carlos Latuff and Tim Buckley, with the artistic skills of the latter and political views of the former. The only emotion he feels greater than his hatred of western and western backed policies is his love of shameless USSR-style propaganda. His walls of text take up anywhere between half and three-quarters, sometimes even more, of his cartoon's space. He calls Nelson Mandela a sellout in the same breath he defends Osama Bin Laden.

The man could not be more rife for comedy material or less sympathetic to the consequences he'll endure from it. He's the perfect candidate for the TV Tropes treatment.--Troll 4 Life 03:28, 8 February 2015 (EST)

Cartoonlover98

An immature manchild who can't find the difference between a troll and someone who's serious, and he seriously hopes to get his dumb "cartoon" on Cartoon Network. --PosterPol 23:06, 8 February 2015 (EST)

Uh, you just described the plot of Freddy Got Fingered... srsly. --U Mad Bro 08:27, 24 February 2015 (EST)

Viral Marketing

Uh... do we not have this or is it under a different name maybe?

There tons and tons of source material (and even several existing ED articles for botched ones like the ATHF one). Some of these could probably use articles of their own as well...

http://www.cracked.com/article_18569_the-6-most-insanely-misguided-attempts-at-viral-marketing.html

http://danzarrella.com/when-viral-marketing-attacks.html

http://spinnakr.com/blog/brand-marketing/2013/07/what-can-we-learn-from-marketing-campaigns-gone-wrong/

http://www.evonomie.net/2014/09/23/viral-campaign/failed-viral-marketing-campaigns/

http://www.lakestarmccann.com/blog/the-top-10-viral-marketing-disasters-part-1-10-6/

http://blog.crushpath.com/2013/09/worst-viral-marketing-fails-2013/

There's like a bajillion more if you start searching Google. --U Mad Bro 23:37, 8 February 2015 (EST)

Apparently this is all there is... Advertising
That's... kinda sad. --U Mad Bro 23:46, 8 February 2015 (EST)


Just created an article for it, but it's a redirect to Clickbait to reduce redundancy. Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 00:02, 9 February 2015 (EST)
Cool deal, I'll see about expanding it with some more stuff on botched viral marketing. --U Mad Bro 16:16, 13 February 2015 (EST)

Russia-love

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What's the deal with this chick? Original author abandoned it.-Boudica 00:46, 9 February 2015 (EST)

WARD WARRIORS

So this a group of women who had been terrorizing the Agents of SHIELD fandoms for about....one year now. The group claims they want to redeem a character Grant Ward. However this is not only why I believe we need a page for them. Not only do they slam characters who do things that "humilate Ward" but they go to indivual users as well. Recently they attacked actors Ming Na Wen and Clark Greggs for jokes over the character and even sent Clark Death threats. They are so obsessed they make t-shirts. Here is there Main site: Tumblricon.png wardswarriors and for example of their cuckooness heres the ring leader's blog Tumblricon.png wanderingrookie which is filled with nonseical arguements for Ward and slander of Characters. Also if I get into their history we'll be here all night

thequeenofall 16:50, 13 February 2015 (EST)

VictoriaDaMeowTini/Victoria-Firew0rk/Snow-Sweet-Adopts

Ever wanted to meet one of the biggest drama queens on deviantART? Now's your chance, with VictoriaDaMeowTini. http://victoriadameowtini.deviantart.com (There's a better explanation for Victoria's actions here - http://amatelaseu.deviantart.com/journal/Concerning-the-Recent-Events-about-Victoria-rant-513139488?offset=0#comments & http://sta.sh/2oa3msjnt07?edit=1 including a stash of screenshots concerning all the actions she has committed on dA.)

Where do I ever begin with this kid.

Victoria is an underaged deviant on the site that constantly lies about suicide and abuse to get her way. She harasses others but then immediately turns around and cries about people harassing her later, then uses another excuse to cover up her act like a friend committing suicide or her mother, 'beating her with a belt.'. She steals, then claims she did nothing wrong, takes advantage of others with her 'friendship' and send her white knights out to attack anyone that dares oppose her opinion. Victoria even has the nerve to insult other people's styles, despite her own style using only the circle tool and piss poor anatomy. If you try to correct her, you get a fabulous block to ponder over. She's only 11, but partakes in sexual role plays and creates mature bases as well. She even makes polls wondering if her characters are sluts or not, depicting said characters as sleeping with 20+ guys.

She apparently 'left' deviantART a few days ago, but mysteriously an adopt account opened up only a few hours after she proclaimed her leave and announced itself as a different person, except with the same style, likes, and grammar. ( http://snows-sweet-adopts.deviantart.com ) When asked, she was apparently Victoria's friend. But I thought Victoria said she had absolutely no friends in real life?

It would be appreciated to have a page on her, otherwise she's gonna sneak around dA for quite a long time. Someone needs to kick some sense into this kid. TARS 15:21, 14 February 2015 (EST)

Your mama musta just shit you out of her ass last Thursday since you just described EVERY SINGLE LAST TWEENAGE MUPPET FUCK ON DEVIANT ART... likely yourself as well I'd be willing to bet. No one is going to do your dirty work for you I'm afraid. If you've got such a raging pedo hard on for this "underage girl" then YOU go right on ahead and make her an article, but don't expect anyone else to give a shit one way or the other. --U Mad Bro 18:53, 14 February 2015 (EST)
Things have been resolved for now. There is no need to make an article. TARS 21:18, 18 February 2015 (EST)

Anna Blast

She needs an article...

https://vine.co/u/1075149600127696896

--U Mad Bro 18:44, 14 February 2015 (EST)

Why? Vine is normally anti-lulz. Did she cause any drama, because I just went through a bunch of her vids and none of them were funny in the slightest, and that's saying something since I have shit taste. --LoverOfBats 02:23, 15 February 2015 (EST)
Are you an idiot or something? --U Mad Bro 03:37, 15 February 2015 (EST)
It's an honest question, because all you did was post a hyperlink and said that she needs an article. Why does she need an article? ED doesn't just make an article about every little thing on the Internet. --LoverOfBats 12:50, 15 February 2015 (EST)
No, seriously dude, are you completely fucking retarded? Or did you just get online last week? Or are you just bitter and ass mad cause she has nearly a hundred thousand followers with over 76 MILLION video views? It's okay, we can't all be a hilariously toxic granny gangster giving out insane parenting advice. Maybe your furry animu videos or whatever the fuck you're into will someday be just as popular!
LOL, no, that was actually a joke. Yer a fuckin nobody, you always will be a fuckin nobody, but Anna Blast is a "somebody" which is why she needs an article... you fucking moron. --U Mad Bro 17:36, 15 February 2015 (EST)

YoshiWii1

How come we don't have an article on him yet?--Ezstick76 17:44, 15 February 2015 (EST)

Because they're a much less original/funny version of Sonmanic, Chris Chan or all the other crazy Sonic nut jobs that we already have articles for. Feel free to write it yourself though. I doubt anyone else is going to care very much though. Sonitards are a dime a dozen these days. --U Mad Bro 17:53, 15 February 2015 (EST)

Roy Philipose

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Roy_Philipose

I've started a new page about the Super Genius Roy Philipose.

Please feel free to dive into this rabbit hole of delusion and see for yourself.

This has potential. Typical narcissist, but the Tesla stuff really ices the cake and he doesn't show any signs of wizening up at all. --U Mad Bro 18:53, 15 February 2015 (EST)
Yes, I was genuinely surprised that he didn't already have a page. Search Amazon for Roy Philipose and you can see his genius book filled with his professional quotes and business tips. Also watch his YouTube videos. He at one point had a video where he literally sat for 10 hours talking about his life and Elon Musk. Some trolls also figured out he got approached by homeland security after the Tesla incident.
He also has a Twitter which he updates with his borderline retarded business advice and regular pleas to Elon Musk. He is so delusional that I don't think he will ever stop.
Some cringeworthy resources: Royphilipose.com @royphilipose royalus.com Zorgon747 23:40, 15 February 2015 (EST)


Roy is currently on Twitter blaming all the schools that he failed out of for not having a job. He is also telling Homeland Security about how sane and rational his mind is. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPERIENCE THIS WITH ME. Zorgon747 10:41, 18 February 2015 (EST)

IN CASE ANYONE HASN'T BEEN EXPOSED TO SUPER GENIUS LEVEL 2 STAGE YET:

CosmicQueenie on DevantART

Hypocrisy? Check! Interlace to opposing opinions? Yup! Gets butthurt when called out? You betcha! Insults people while replying them then blocking them? You know it! Flags and removes comments that prove him/her wrong? *nods head* Disables comments when too many people prove him/her wrong? You got! Claims to have anxiety and aspergers? The winner is you!

http://cosmicqueenie.deviantart.com/

Good luck to the people that choses to work in this article! FOR THE LOLZ!  — Preceding comment added by ToonOfLolz (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


Congratulations, you just described ALL of DeviantArt! I mean, literally, you just described THE WHOLE of Deviant Art itself... GENIUS!  :D
--U Mad Bro 18:50, 15 February 2015 (EST)
woah, you, toonoflolz, are going to make an article on someone on deviantart? Woah, how original, I am going to go puke in a bucket hang on for a second.--Ezstick76 18:55, 15 February 2015 (EST)

r/creepypms

Despite the title of this subreddit giving you the impression that this is just a place to post creepy pics in a judgment free environment, this subreddit is a shithole. It's not like a lot of the other places on Reddit where idiots are shamelessly posting stupid shit for imaginary points (eg. pics, gaming, etc.) or for being a hub for idiots (eg. politics, ShitRedditSays, etc.). The asshole mods, comprised of a motley crew of SJW's and oversensitive aspies, will ban you for the most minor of infractions, including making jokes that aren't offensive (eg. if you make any reference to sex, it will be considered "sexist"); "creep defending", which includes stating/suggesting that the subject of ridicule isn't a creep, among other things; not agreeing with the OP; and even posting in subreddits that they don't like (I'm not kidding).

And don't expect the mods to be decent to you after you get banned and try to talk to them, they will either treat you like you burned a hospital down (consider the context of why some people get banned), or they will outright ignore you.

I really think this subreddit should be considered for an article for it's overzealous, hugboxing, smothering, toxic moderation team. Consider reading the competing subreddit created to counteract their horseshit, r/truecreepyPMs for more on why r/creepyPMs is terrible.

MahSwamp 18:17, 18 February 2015 (EST)

It's apparently part of the fempire now, which I'm surprised is not an article of its own. May make for a good Subreddit hub topic. These fucks even have a whole list of subs they took over. The whole Laurelai business is also included in that shit, along with other GaymerGate shit.

ViolentlyMasticate 05:13, 20 February 2015 (EST)

Merge Maybe

Invisible Girlfriend and Imaginary Girlfriend

One is mainly about a website offering fake girlfriend services and the other is about the subject in general... but they're both pretty small and could be merged together fairly easily. --U Mad Bro 08:30, 19 February 2015 (EST)

/r/FatPeopleHate

Yeah yeah, more reddit drama. While the sub does seem to be a bastion of common sense against the fat fucks that are seeping into our society, trying to change the norm to their own stupid standards, that entire subreddit is full of lulz. From their banning notices, to internal dramas including the Admin's of Reddit being upset that they have no reason to ban it, it would make a pretty damn good article. It's actually externally linked in the Fat Activist ED page.

Watching the desperate fuckers trying to ignore the fact their skinny/fat bodies would probably violate the subs rules, and their 'verificatied users' being hailed as close to demi gods, you can see how unfunny some of their posts are, and the clearly 100% true stories they tell each other while stuffing cheetos into their mouths.

Half the posts are either about how little they eat and how they're recovering from an eating disorder, or about how much they just LOVE food and run 10km to wear off the 5 Guys burger they scarfed down while crying about how no one actually cares about their health status on the internet. This causes a lot of internal tension and a bit of infighting. Hell, even the way the sub was created was a bit of drama in of itself.

It continues to be a bastion of reasonable logic on reddit, yet somehow they manage to have fucked that right up the ass in being self rightious idiots and thinking the internet is srs biddness.

ViolentlyMasticate 04:31, 20 February 2015 (EST)

I just decided to make it myself instead of being a lazy fuck. Feel free to edit and do as you please. Got some of the juicy leaks from the subreddit and the drama. Fat People Hate

ViolentlyMasticate 11:53, 20 February 2015 (EST)

Anti-Vaxxers

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Uh... where is this? Do we not have an article for it yet? If not I think I'll make one... but not like attacking the anti-vaxxers, but like pretending they're right and making it all overly satirical. --U Mad Bro 09:19, 20 February 2015 (EST)

What the hell is vaxxers? Libya after feb.pngTigercommander 10:04, 20 February 2015 (EST)
They're religious nutjobs that think you can catch autism from vaccines. (Which is false for autism is a neurological disability from birth, like the HFA I have.) They're pretty funny, but they don't have much relevance on the Internet. --LoverOfBats 12:38, 20 February 2015 (EST)
Doesn't have much Internet relevance? Uh, hello, Jenny McCarthy has like an entire fucking website devoted to the subject (as well as a book). Not to mention the sixty eight bazillion other websites. And Huffpost, a good 75% of their writers are all anti-vaxxers. And you have the pro-vaxxers and all their websites and FaceBook pages and then they constantly fight with one another in these huge epic fucking flame wars that extend for thousands of posts (literally). It's been one of the hottest subjects in the online world since 2010 or so, largely because of that complete fucking fruitloop Jenny McCarthy. At one point here recently she even went around claiming she was going to start suing people if they said she supported vaccines online... which could lead to some serious fun if Zaiger doesn't mind a potential lolsuit. Basically in the article she could be painted up as a proponent for vaccines and I could photoshop most of her stuff to reverse her position. Although, again, she will likely try and actually sue ED. --U Mad Bro 18:42, 20 February 2015 (EST)
This is a great idea. I can picture it now. Vaccines were invented by the Jews to propagate homosexuality and make the Muslim Baby Jesus cry.--Troll 4 Life 12:45, 20 February 2015 (EST)
Anti-vaxers blaming mental disorders on vaccines are comparable to those who blame physical disabilities on GMOs. Is there a name for those type of people too? Croppers maybe? Planters? All those -er titles are usually given for unflattering reasons. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  Information icon.png 02:02, 21 February 2015 (EST)
  • I didn't what U MAD BRO said, but I agree that this is worth an article. It's internet relevant by virtue of causing a lot of arguments online, in the same way that, for example, Republicans or Westboro Baptist Church are relevant. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:46, 22 February 2015 (EST)

Twitter-favicon.png SuperSpacedad

I didn't look into this too much to determine if it's worth writing about or not, but this guy's name has been popping up a lot lately in the stuff I've been reading about GamerGate, Brianna Wu, and Peter Coffin.

He's an anti-GG mouthpiece on Twitter and a cleanup artist on the Axe Cop animated series who shares his space hero doodles on Tumblricon.png tumblr. Of course this means he's a fatass (black shirt, second from left).

I also found this amusing gem that's become synonymous with his user name. Apparently he never actually sent that tweet, but it looked genuine enough to cause controversy, and plus the photo itself is a hilarious trigger warning.

On a side note, I have him to thank for introducing me to the sweet song he listed in his twitter bio.

 Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  Information icon.png 02:16, 21 February 2015 (EST)

Hmm...Oddguy isn't here yet to post a TL;DR comment on why the article will be shit despite it not having been written yet. So far that's a good sign. Go for it before he crushes your spirit like he has mine! :D --LoverOfBats 16:59, 21 February 2015 (EST)
I personally don't wanna pen it out myself, but I'll help if someone else starts it with an appropriate angle. If it's not worth writing, then no one needs to waste the time or effort.
And speaking of oddguy, he coincidentally just uploaded a photo with one of this guy's tweets in it. Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  00:50, 22 February 2015 (EST)
I don't have a SA account, but I do know the guy is a Goon and lot more of his retardation can be found there. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 08:12, 22 February 2015 (EST)

Reasons why this article will be shit

  • You want to write it because you're butthurt. He hurt your pathetic little feelings by saying mean things about GamerGate and you want to use ED to cry about it. Nobody cares. This person is nobody. He hasn't been involved in any real drama and there is no reason to write about him is because some people seem to think ED is GG's personal PR department.


This is exactly like the Sarah Butts and A Man in Black articles, both of which should not have ever been made. They are both about some person who's only function is taking screenshots of stupid shit GG said or did and posting them on Twitter, which is why they both read like they were written by some butthurt faggot thinking "Those stupid jerks are so mean! I'll show them!" and proceed to try and have a one-sided argument with these nobodies instead of focusing on the lulz (because there are none). Only by some grace of god was the Butts article saved because people found out she was a dog fucker as we were writing it and I was able to re-write it into something that isn't written like a "My response to Anita Arkeesian" video.


If you are able to find some actual funny drama related to this guy, go ahead and write something. But if your entire plan for the article is to collect a bunch of his tweets and then write your unwarranted response to them, explaining with "OMG HE'S TOTALLY WRONG AND STUPID IA PWNT HIM LOLOLOL" then go write a fucking tumblr blog instead, or better yet, get some cream for your sore anus and get over it. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 08:38, 22 February 2015 (EST)
@LoverOfBats ^ look, he delivered! That's my oddgoy! :D
You pretty much just parroted what I said regarding it in your own words though. If there's lulz, then write it, if not, don't. But I'm glad to hear you say that instead of feeling the need to scrawl out an article about anyone and everyone who mentions GamerGate or ED in their social justice tweets.
And you can add Milo Yiannopoulos to that list of articles that didn't need to be written. Both versions of it. Fbdislike.png Vermin  Vermin-rat.jpg  09:58, 22 February 2015 (EST)
  • I actually agree. Someone made the original and Zaiger doesn't like deleting shit so he asked me to help rewrite it so I did, even though I thought the feminist version was more funny, if unnecessary in the first place. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:23, 22 February 2015 (EST)
You say this, and yet you've written an article about a guy most famous for winning Jeopardy where, surprise, most of the content is GG-related shit? Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 12:49, 26 February 2015 (EST)

Separate Homestuck Article?

Homestuck is part of the MSPaint_Adventures page, but it's quite popular on the net, especially with Weebs and SJWs, and there's a fair few sick fucks involved.

Do you reckon it'd be worth it, or am I better off leaving it as is and revamping the original page? I'm quite familiar with the series, so I'm fine when it comes to research. Kaichou 13:51, 21 February 2015 (EST)

  • I love how AH didn't update his comic for like 2 years and when he finally started again he said he was doing it to try and end GamerGate by diverting attention from it, thinking he still has that kind of power. But at that point no one even cared about him or his comic anymore. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:15, 21 February 2015 (EST)
  • Don't forget his Kickstarted Homestuck game that has had no updates since it's Kickstart. It's probably going to suffer the same fate as Yogventures. --LoverOfBats 17:12, 21 February 2015 (EST)
  • Separate article or no the MSPA page spends way too much time listing things that aren't worth caring about without context (and providing context for anything related to Homestuck's story is a chore). There's plenty worth mentioning beyond Hussie's mediocre characters and which Act is the most boring. The glacial pacing, the convoluted nonlinear storytelling, the alien romance nonsense, and the fact that there's a thousand different things going on at once are all things turned into a horrible mess because Hussie didn't know how to handle them, and you don't need to cite 16 different pages to explain why. And that's just the story, I assume you all already know some things that can be said about the fans...--J-Y 08:51, 22 February 2015 (EST)
  • i think i murked what i was writing here earlier, oops. anyhow, i'm not sure homestuck is relevant enough anymore to find shit on it. homestucks had a stranglehold on tumblr a year or two ago, but now it's back to superwholock. if it were to have its own article, for the love of habeeb focus on the batshit fans and not homestuck itself. some actually funny variation of "it's a clusterfuck, here's a link for the losers who have time/brain cells to burn" with minimal context would suffice for the thing itself. the fans are where the true lulz can be found here, imo, but again, i don't even know if they're out there in numbers large enough to gather faxx. ╰⋃╯ʘ‿ʘ╰⋃╯ 05:51, 23 February 2015 (EST)

I was mainly going to focus on the fans, but they are quite numerous among the SJW/Tumblrina/Special Snowflake community even today, so I'm going to go ahead with it then. I'll start it on my userpage so I don't clog up the wiki with shit, and I'll give it a separate page one I feel it's good enugh. Any critiscms and suggestions are greatly welcomed. --Kaichou 23:30, 28 February 2015 (EST)

Johnny test

Let's do one on johnny test, but instead of bashing it, we support it.--Ezstick76 00:06, 22 February 2015 (EST)

  • Honestly I almost think we should merge every article about shitty Canadian cartoons into one "Canadian Animation" article. They all suck for the same reasons and the only reason any of them are on the air at all is because of Canadian laws.--J-Y 18:20, 22 February 2015 (EST)
"Here is a directory of all of our favorite Canadian Cartoons. They're lumped together because what they lack in plot they make up for in choppy flash animation made by Chinese children with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, so they're more-or-less just copypastas of each other."
Isn't the Total Drama series Canadian? What other shit shows would such an article include? Save the whales! Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! 14:12, 24 February 2015 (EST)
  • The only other one I can remember by name that I'm 100% sure is Canadian is Clone High (which people always defend, but I don't care). I think that animal highschool (not the actual title) show that was on Cartoon Network a few years back was also Canadian, but I'm not positive. I know a few more that CN aired at one point or another, and I'm sure Nickelodeon has some, The Disney Channel might even have a few. Again, these shows are protected by Canadian law to an extent, so this isn't a case of bad judgement on the networks' part. They have to have a certain amount of this crap.--J-Y 18:06, 25 February 2015 (EST)
Who cares, Johnny Test was shit, but it didn't cause any internet dramas. Nothing to write about that you couldn't just find on Wikipedia and cram some snarky comments in. 553.pngKrookodilian553.png 23:11, 27 February 2015 (EST)
We have a television portal that (according to Vermin at least) exists for articles on this type of thing. Just sayin'. Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! (Talk - Shit I've done.) 10:41, 28 February 2015 (EST)

@awfulhorse

this might be totally fucking irrelevant. my apologies if so, and also for being a lazy shit and not done anything on here in a while. i've lurked for so many years i'm not used to actually contributing lmao. anyway.

does the name "thom quinnell"/@awfulhorse on twitter ring any bells for anyone? crazy fucker goes by heather now, was trying to find another kookoo twitter anime marxist and saw that he's still going at it.

synopsis: furry, trans, feminist, sjw in general, thinks he's an internet tough guy, has 1000000000 accounts on everything, has been in "twitter jail" multiple times (twitter taking away your ability to tweet for so many hours, which takes an astronomical amount of tweets), has a couple thousand followers on the one twitter i'm looking at, plus the sum of the other million accounts.

i followed him back in his thom days for the lulz, but that was 2010 i think and i was on a different computer so no screenshots or files of any note. do recall him going batshit on some mildly popular depression twitter kid for a tweet he didn't like about trans people i think and driving the kid to delete (srs bznz), and i recall tweets from the kid about horselord apparently having done this before to others so he wasn't surprised he'd been targeted. dude is neurotic as hell and has hugboxes galore, so i don't doubt that he gets a boner (LADYboner, excuse me) from harassing teenagers on the internet. god, i'm a wiki noob and don't want to be a spacewaster with screenshots at this stage in the game, but just looking at his flavors.me (fursona on one side, wall of links on the other) just reeks of full-blown basement-dwellerdom.

again, idk if you folks think he's worth anything, but he is certifiably 100% batshit insane. he's one of those people that kindly has a flavors.me/google plus giving easy access to all of his internet fuckery, so several accounts to draw from if it's worth it to anyone. i say this bc he has not been on my radar for the past three or so years, so i have no idea what he's been up to in that time and if anyone HAS been paying attention to confirm he's done dumb shit that deserves to be on here. i don't know how active a role ED takes in lolcows nowadays or if you mostly just sit back and watch, so.

who even uses google plus lmao

my copypaste is being an asslord so hopefully just the google plus is sufficient for drawing opinions.

╰⋃╯ʘ‿ʘ╰⋃╯ 05:26, 23 February 2015 (EST)

I'm pretty certain nobody gives a fuck, but feel free to write the article yourself... I would recommend mastering the basics of elementary level punctuation though first, you know, so you don't look completely fucking stupid. By the by, as trolling goes, getting yourself in "Twitter jail" is pretty pathetic. An actual troll can get outright banned from making a single benign post. For example I recently had a Twitter account banned because I said I was going to rape Brianna Wu's hair with a bottle of shampoo. If you're churning out thousands of posts and the best you can manage is "Twitter jail"... yeeeaah, look up the word "ineffectual" or "impotent". --U Mad Bro 08:20, 24 February 2015 (EST)
that was kind of the point that he's pathetic lmao he's not a troll (reading comprehension, or are you trolling trolls trolling....nvm), he's a whiny shitbaby sjw. just seeing if anyone else had heard of him bc he seems POTENTIALLY lulz-worthy but i forgot about him for three years. wut. i guess noone cares as suspected so disregard this. :'( ╰⋃╯ʘ‿ʘ╰⋃╯ 15:55, 24 February 2015 (EST)

Simply Sara needs an update

Holy shit, so it turns out Simply Sara has continued making more videos, not just about her 10,000cal food recipes, but also about how to 'save money' by giving people home made mouth wash for christmas. I know she came out of hospital recently for pneumonia, but I wanted to see if anyone else had more info on her. Her new channel is Junk Lovers and has a suprising amount of production value added to it, including the added bonus of being able to hear her take deep breaths through short sentences.

I'll add an update soon if no one else has any other info.

ViolentlyMasticate 19:07, 24 February 2015 (EST)

The Thing About The Stupid Dress Color

I don't know if it's relevant enough to bother with an actual article but it ought to be added to "First World Problems" if nothing else.

There's articles popping up all over about it now too, even on Wired of all places. ಠ_ಠ

Here's some images for it...

About missing Pics

--U Mad Bro 11:05, 27 February 2015 (EST)


Oh good lord, even the web comic fuckers are picking up on it...

Stupid Dress Color - XKCD.png

smh

Tha'fuck is wrong with people?

--U Mad Bro 11:14, 27 February 2015 (EST)

  • Can you explain what happened? I have been seeing posts about this all day. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:18, 27 February 2015 (EST)
From what I know, there's a picture of a striped dress circulating around the internet. Some people say the dress is black and blue, others say it's obviously white and gold. Very strange, and it's gotten so viral so quickly. I just heard about it today, in fact. 553.pngKrookodilian553.png 23:14, 27 February 2015 (EST)
The Tumblrette who posted the dress pic used some cheap photoshopping techniques supposively to troll those who were colorblind. The only reason this ever kicked off was because Kanye West said it was Black & Blue, and because of that other celebrities started weighing in on Facebook and Twitter. It's pretty much standard forced meme garbage. --LoverOfBats 10:24, 28 February 2015 (EST)
Uh... no. That's not even remotely the fuck what happened (is happening). And it isn't a "forced meme" either you idiot. It's viral stupidity at its finest with every last person jumping on the idiot wagon voluntarily. It's a result of a particular perceptual bias, an optical illusion basically, a fuckup in the visual cortex of a certain segment of the population makes them see the dress as white and gold rather than the blue and black that it actually is. Hurr de durr! --U Mad Bro 11:40, 28 February 2015 (EST)

A celebrity said it? Oh thank God, I thought that it was just a case study to test the critical thinking skills of the masses by presenting them with a blatant false dilemma (the dress is blue and bronze in the pics, but this is not an option, and almost all of the "black" is yellow/orange-based) to see how many people would play along with something so obviously completely fucking stupid before realizing that it wasn't that interesting beyond an occasional glance on a Facebook feed (just like gum on the sidewalk). Adolph-in Hitler needs an army! (Talk - Shit I've done.) 10:52, 28 February 2015 (EST)

  • I think we can all agree it's light purple and gold. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:54, 28 February 2015 (EST)
  • It's nothing but purposefully ironic attention whores and idiots who don't know how to adjust the gamma on their computer/smart phone screens. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 12:09, 28 February 2015 (EST)

Here's a couple easy example to see why this went viral...

Grey Square Optical Illusion.png
Blue And Green Are The Same Color.gif

In the first one, both A and B are the exact same color. In the second one, the seemingly blue and green are actually the exact SAME color. It's an optical illusion, one that some people are more susceptible to than others. --U Mad Bro 12:45, 28 February 2015 (EST)

  • To be fair, certain levels of color blindness could also play a likely factor which plays into what you said about certain people being more susceptible to the illusion. The INSUFFERABLE Tim Fuck me.jpg 12:55, 28 February 2015 (EST)

March 2015

Lord Dragon Master

DA.gif LordDragonMaster is one of the biggest BDSM comic artists on Deviantart, if not the biggest. Clocking in at over 8,000 watchers and nearly 4,000,000 pageviews, he's the author of his BDSM weeaboo manga Demon Candy:Parallel. The premise of his comic is a dumbass Canadian teenager accidently sells his soul, and to get it back he's forced to live with a pedophile demon dominatrix. His fanbase are a bunch of mindless PewDiePie style white knights and he gets easily butthurt if you critique his comic or insult his fetishes.

Oddly enough, he's been on EDF's radar for years. For more of the horrors he created, here's his tumblr: Tumblricon.png lorddragonmaster--LoverOfBats 19:00, 2 March 2015 (EST)

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