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- January 2016 - June 2016
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- October 15, 2014 - December 29, 2014
- March 18, 2014 - September 30, 2014
- September 20, 2013 - February 26, 2014
- October 31, 2012 - August 31, 2013
- January 1, 2012 - October 20, 2012
- June 22, 2011 - December 31, 2011
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Needed visual novel articles
I don't like how badly the people on this site have treated my Daddy so far, and I would like an apology for it. I don't how you guys were racist towards me, as well. Can I get apologies for both of these things? Especially my Daddy, because you guys have no valid reason to be mean towards him at all. It just bugs me. I don't like the racism thing on this site either, because I believe that racism is morally wrong. So I want you guys to apologise to me for that, too. Thanks in advance. YasminPerry 16:37, 3 July 2016 (EDT)
- wat Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 23:52, 7 July 2016 (EDT)
Maggie Lam lololol
- It's actually quite funny and lol and pip pip old chaps. Lavrentiy Beria (Jr) 23:58, 7 July 2016 (EDT)
Fluffies are a part of the Cancer that is killing /b/. Started as a defense mechanism on /b/ from the furry fucking faggot My Little Pony fuckwads that created offshoot fan artwork of Friendship is Magic. Fluffies are retarded balls of fur that originally were drawn to resemble characters from the show. The original creator was a hugboxing faggot who had nothing but the best intentions for his faggot drawings. In defense to the flood of MLP faggotry flooding /b/ some /b/tards began to draw fluffies being abused or destroyed in various hilarious ways. Many fluffy abuse artists are filthy slavs who, shortly after waking up from vodka induced drawing sessions, realize the error of their ways and quit the fandom. This has forced the fanbase to rely on old drawings and the efforts of a few brave anons who haven't stopped drinking long enough to sober up and realize what they are doing Driver(These threads have been on /b/ since 2011 its kinda weird that there isn't an article about them)
Another sonicfag that is schizo as many and develops a victim complex when his "intelligence" is questioned only for him to talk shit without any merit behind it and he also hugboxes to a tee to get his beloved asspats after getting his ass handed to him
A crappy highschool full of trashy people that do drugs or get arrested, A good example of this is Mohamed Shata, a student arrested for getting drunk and wasted at the school dance.
A fat fuck on deviant art who is an ABDL, he posts nasty selfies and needs to die of a heart attack, he probably works hard time at best buy but secretly plays with his diaper collection He dates young girls and is a pedo or possible catfish
Mo "Mohamed" Shata is a student at Ridge Highschool who was arrested for drunk driving and fighting a police officer at a school dance. When Mo was sent to Prison he was anally raped and buttfucked by a bunch of black guys. Mo tends to hang out at hookah bars, where all illegal muslim immigrants hide, Mo is very weird and likes to vape in stalls. — Preceding comment added by Killzwithskillz (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
No one's going to write an article about some nobody from your school, asspie. --Ohmydirty 05:26, 21 July 2016 (EDT)
I THOUGHT YOU-ALL WERE INTO LULZ. NOTHING SAYS LULZ LIKE LISA FRANK AND HOW HER COMPANY COLLAPSED. http://jezebel.com/inside-the-rainbow-gulag-the-technicolor-rise-and-fall-1179495705 CuntyFresh 21:23, 19 July 2016 (EDT)
Not really lulz-worthy, a company with a crazy/corrupt boss is nothing new! BTW, I loved her stuff as a pre-teen in the 90s (what girl didn't!). Also the fact her husband's last name is Green and she named her kids Forrest and Hunter, what's up with that?--LongLiveRock 17:06, 25 August 2016 (EDT)
Voltron: Legendary Defender
A reboot of Voltron that recently premiered on Netflix last month. It has incited shitstorms from Tumblrfags and nostalgiafags alike, mainly because of the character "Pidge Gunderson", who is actually a reverse trap named Katie Holt who everyone on Tumblr thinks is transgender for no reason other than crossdressing. --Ohmydirty 05:16, 21 July 2016 (EDT)
iamtheyou is a batshit mentally challenged artist on deviantart. He has anger issues and if you insult him, his art, or not do what he wants he goes berserk and starts raging at you. In reality iamtheyou is a pimply faced, glasses wearing, basement dwelling mamma's boy, his art is very weird and fucked up as its nothing but diapers, himself, and weird crap you'd expect to see. His creepy and fucked up deviantart account can be found below.
A real life photo of the raging kid 
His weird ass fanfictions: 
What the fuck? 
His sister hacked his account and uploaded this weird shit 
Memeufacturing is an unfunny emo 14-year-old douche from California who has a huge following on Tumblr for some reason. He is a huge SJW and an unironic communist. On Veterans' Day, like the edgelord he is, he told veterans to go die (I'm not even kidding). He constantly makes posts about how much he hates white and cis people. Because of his shitty emo hair, he managed to go blind in one eye. I'm honestly surprised he doesn't already have an article. -- Ohmydirty 19:14, 26 July 2016 (EDT)
Floraverse, better known by the folks over at the kiwifarms forum as "MAGENTA and Poolnoodles!!!" is the so called "shared universe" (which in all honesty is just a bullshit way of saying its an IP for communist leftards who have no creativity of their own and are given permission to leech off someone elses creativity)
that comprises a series of "stories" with each successive one becoming more confusing, pretentious, and all around more emo than the last in what can only be described as being the bible for furfag nolife hipsters who are also possible pedophiles and overall SJW crybaby nutjobs.
the 2 main characters are min, the whatever fuck "pigmy pixie" that's been made famous for being a loud, abrasive, bratty, and obnoxious bitch to her pile of blue semen "friend" cress as they quest to return a bag of seeds to....never really explained really.
spoiler alert, they never succeed in their never clearly stated goal.
the sad, pretentious liberal arts dropout excuse for a "webcomic" really starts to go to hell after the broken toy arc in which someone is literally BURNED THE FUCK ALIVE (Beleth) for simply being a virgin with magical AIDS.
after that point in what we like to call the "sanity even horizon", the "comic" becomes an incoherent mess of "postmodernism" and pseudo intellectual symbolism and other poppycock and gibberish that makes you wonder if the creator began dropping LSD for "inspiration".
Meet the Creator:
the creator is your textbook case of a psychopath. charming, suave, and outright manipulative. she (she identifies as trans but fuck her special snowflake dandruff) in notorious for enticing newcomers which are mainly, you guessed it, run of the mill 13 year olds and/or furfags who discovered her work through her PORN (which she makes a lot of and its depraved as FUCK) with her superficial charm and false mask of being "just another starving artist whos just *sob* misunderstood, but as soon as you begin to push her on any of her bullshit, no matter HOW dedicated of a fan you were, will sick her linch mob of rabid furfag perverts to kiss her ass and humilate the hell out of you in a weird online version of a MAOIST "struggle mobs" before banning you from any form of contact with her as the filthy dissident or "troll" she claims you to be.
when backed into a corner and/or caught red handed cheating people out of their money for her cheap ass wool plushies or her fan zine project, she will cry like a bitch which also doubles as a mating call for the harem of man pussies and fuck ugly bitches shes collected around herself as her personal sex slaves who will rush to defend her as a result of their Stockholm syndrome.
if TL:DR>> shes a manipulative and abusive sack of shit who couldn't even make through art school because of what an insufferable, arrogant, slut she is
I'm just glad more and more people are waking up to her plot to recruit an army of homosexual, AIDS ridden, possibly autistic furfags to take over the world and establish her "shared universe project" as a state religion as part of her trans-penis worshipping theocracy and inquisition
here's the link to her website for further reference>> http://floraverse.com/
Link to her deviantart for more thing to make fun of>> http://glitchedpuppet.deviantart.com/
link to the kiwifarms forum for EVEN MORE REFERENCE>> https://kiwifarms.net/threads/purplekecleon-pk-papayakitty-glitchedpuppet.5567/page-337
PS: Now can I create it... sorry if I didn't give you fare warning before I posted that stub. I didn't know were the pitches went before now... also whats this "personal army" I got notified with as a reason for the original post deletion, is it the ED lynch mob that burns shitty articles at the steak? TBH I'm a total noob who SUCKS at HTML so i'm looking for some of those types who have honed their craft somewhat.
I'm also a former fan.... unfortuneatly...so I do have ALOT of sweet insider information so to speak. — Preceding comment added by Coolbreeze88 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
foxy the carnivore is a autistic vore loving stalker who copyrights his vore artwork illegally [] — Preceding comment added by Plushrap (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (
~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
A recent addition to the Ralph Retort team: http://theralphretort.com/jess-phillips-its-easy-to-be-a-woman-607016/ http://theralphretort.com/korryngaines-shot-blacklivesmatter-in-the-foot-803016/
Elizabeth Winter is actually a dude called Eru Winter who goes by the aliases Draxzers https://www.twitch.tv/draxzers SceneKiid http://scenekiid.deviantart.com/ L-San and elizafucker http://steamcommunity.com/id/L-san (he deleted this one)
Couldn't gain any traction as a male artist so now uses his horny male followers to feed his ego https://twitter.com/ElizaIsTaken/status/762370128776404993 https://twitter.com/ElizaIsTaken/status/761023145142685696 https://twitter.com/ElizaIsTaken/status/761011741698453504
Also steals women's photos to pretend they're him. https://twitter.com/ElizaIsTaken/status/759864271475843072 Smalldickmcgee 04:51, 8 August 2016 (EDT)
The Truth Contest
A shitty religion used to get your money. They use bots to spam this bullshit all over the internet.
They also have a subreddit, but it looks like they made it private recently.
--Redwatt50 10:11, 10 August 2016 (EDT)
Let me introduce you to Powerword: Geneieve Mehr). So this autistic bitch is an attention whore who does nothing but make journals on deviantArt "satrizing" people who don't share her same whiny, butthurt opinions. She also wants to suck Solid Snake's penis and stick her fist in his ass. Here's a short list of what makes her butthurt:(
- Gay marriage
- Homosexuality in general
- Non-canon pairings (unless she made them)
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
- The Lion King
- Nostalgia Critic (because he likes Frozen)
- Depicting Solid Snake as gay
- Insisting Solid Snake does not belong in Super Smash Bros
- Insulting Solid Snake in any sense
- Anyone who disagrees with her
- Blocking her (but it's okay if she does it to you)
- Planned Parenthood
- Pointing out her hypocrisy
If you support, like, or enjoy any of these things, she will start up a pointless flame war with her followers to prove that you're wrong, and will write a journal about you, basically trying to be like the Nostalgia Critic buttfucking ED, except with no comedy. As you can see, she overreacts ever so slightly. Just the right person to have an ED article. Pension493 17:29, 15 August 2016 (EDT)Pension493
Sir Philip Green
Never-ending saga that started last year centered around a fat, rich, selfish businessjew who bought up a respected British retailer, milked it till it collapsed (taking the staff pension scheme with it) then cashed in his chips and fucked off on his yacht. TOW biography here (as you can see TWJ have buried the scandal at the bottom of the article). Massive, massive ongoing butthurt in the media, parliament and general public, but mainly the fact that he's a fat ugly greedy Jewish crook and therefore a Warning From History. Drama potential or dullness? Sidecar 18:19, 18 August 2016 (EDT)
Anarchist Nude Donald Statues
An anarchist group, with the help of a silicon artist who felt Trump had gone too far, created nude statues and put them in several major cities across the United States. It hit every major news outlet, and went viral on FaceBook and Twitter (thank you NY Parks). The title on the statues was "The Emperor has no balls". Massive drama resulted on the internet. Simsilikesims 02:12, 19 August 2016 (EDT)
A craving gluttonous attention whoring weeaboo that review RPG-type video games like the rest of the JewTubers. He was on Game Grumps's Grumpcade before. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 07:12, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
A Sonicfag that draws very shitty sonic fan art for other shitty sonic fan artists, she not fond of critique and runs to her hugbox when she feels "attacked" and has whiteknights who have twice as bad grammar as she does. the slut will eventually ragequit.
her DA: http://carerin.deviantart.com/ Google plus: https://plus.google.com/u/0/101823525039497952951/posts
A baby nazi dictator that thinks that advanceshipping is the best ship objectively and won't accept any criticism to her ship whatsoever. Known for making cringeworthy ships with no reason to ship them other than to avoid contradictions with advanceshipping. She Thinks Drew is a fanboy of May, and Serena is a fangirl of Ash, both of which are strawman fallacies She even made a so called ship called Romanticshipping because I quote: "I hate Serena and Drew because they are the main threats to advanceshipping from becoming a reality. Even though my hatred for these two characters will never subside, I still like them together." http://advancearcy.deviantart.com/
A cartoon fan who ships annoying unrealistic pairings, how many of those have we had already?--LongLiveRock 17:10, 25 August 2016 (EDT)
Peter W. Guerin/Docforbin
50 year old autist and "anti-bullying activist", who won't get over the fact he was bullied in high school and made fun of for liking Garfield. Active since before the 1990s. Best known for his Daria fanfics, fapping to young girls and defending Chris-Chan.
A fat hairy Chewbacca-bear-looking gamer from YouTube channel That One Video Gamer. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 17:23, 27 August 2016 (EDT)
A 6-year-old faggot from 4 years ago that isn't relevant anymore. She drew PPG art. This is going to be PERFECT. She was controversial way back when, so I guess it would be okay to include her. http://macykacy2.deviantart.com/ She was banned. the cat queen 21:56, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
To stress yet another Mary Sue and a bit like the infamous Chris-Chan is known to be the ultimate drama queen whereever she goes, we called out for what she does she rage quits and deletes fucking everything then makings a new account to repeat the circle. she not liked by most of her peers cause of how she has bipolar disorder and attacks anyone that opposes her. if you draw better, like a group, befriend someone, she will snap at you and block you forever. she also the major attention-whore that her vagina is still diseased. if she sees this she will boycott ED C:. also if she makes another account please list them here.
Sandy Hook Conspiracy shit
An article covering the conspiracy theories and theorists surrounding Sandy Hook. Despite the massacre happening 4 years ago, the conspiratards are only growing in numbers. They have stalked and harassed the families IRL even, and made their lives a living hell.
Dramawhoring SJW LOLCow on Deviantart
Claims to be a descendant of Chief Cornstalk and Pocahontas, gets pissed when someone draws an archtypical Indian character, harasses people, then blocks them and writes shit about them.
Here's some grade-A lulz: http://sanjouin-dacapo.deviantart.com/journal/Someone-Went-off-Her-Meds-634549181
"I don't even know you or know HOW you got my journal but I rly rly don't like when people not involved with my drama don't stay in their lanes. And I'm descended from Chief Cornstalk and Pocahontas (both of the Powhatan tribe) as well as Cherokee and Shawnee, and I'm roughly half Native American. I'm pale but only white people specifically give me a problem when I say I'm native, since other natives can recognize me as native (my eye shape, color, nose shape, and hair being my "native features") and my reason for being a feminist and "SJW" is because white people came into this country, stole land from the natives, then killed them, despite the fact that quite a few tribes had helped them when they were settling in. The "hostile Indian" (god I hate when people call natives Indians....) stereotype comes from after they got pushed from their land and got killed by white people. My reason for being a feminist is because UNTIL VERY RECENTLY!!! They were purposefully making native women infertile. Natives have had genocide committed on them! There's not a lot of full blooded natives left!!! EVEN THE RESERVES WHICH ARE CONSIDERED SOVEREIGN STATES ARE NOT RESPECTED (since the govt is trying to build an oil pipeline, despite them not having jurisdiction on that land, or permission + IT WILL POISON THE WATER SUPPLY THERE) Maybe you don't believe in social justice, but I believe in the lost causes because they're the only causes WORTH believing in! So fine. Whatever. But god damn stay in your lane please!"
Serious lack of self-awareness there.
Here's a recent journal: http://miyamaryam.deviantart.com/journal/Dear-God-they-re-STILL-at-it-636205077
And here's the journal that started the whole thing: http://miyamaryam.deviantart.com/journal/The-User-Squillarah-is-a-fucking-racist-633980228
Let's see how much we can milk from this lolcow. Sailor-DickGirl 13:16, 24 September 2016 (EDT)
- We generally encourage those who bring up the topic to write their own articles on the ones they bring up. - Zew0 13:28, 24 September 2016 (EDT)
Melissa Harris perry
She wore tampon earrings to protest recently passed Texas abortion regulations (cause why not) Claimed hard worker is a racist phrase STAR WARS IS RACIST BECAUSE "Vader is totally a black guy Obamacare is racist phrase made up by rich white men
Illegal Immigrants Are Beheld to a ‘Fugitive Slave Law’
A nice little sexy Spanish Actress.22 Years Old.
Possibly the sonicfag lovechild of PaulandAmy and Yoshiwii1.
MakeTrumpsAmericaMade 18:20, 29 September 2016 (EDT)MakeTrumpsAmericaMade God Bless an America without furfaggots.
Recently an incident happened that was similar to the AIDS Skrillex one, as in a bunch of SJWs protest/counter protest things they don't like and it gets out of hand. (seen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-IFcCY0m3E)
The attacker is apparently named Meera Ulysseys (and goes by Mullysses on their wordpress blog) and the yellow hat one that "didn't see anything" got nicknamed 'Dinsee Nuffin' and 'Smugglypuff', I don't remember their powerword but I know that the first name was Theo.
I'm starting an article on this, but may need help collecting more sources.
Theories of Post-Irony
Some articles seem to suggest that post-irony is as a result of newfags polluting the general consensus, however I believe it's a natural process that everyone goes though after posting for a certain amount of time, newfag -> ???? -> ironic poster -> post-ironic poster -> ??? ->* ??? -> oldfag. Now my thesis suggests this occurs over a large period of time, 5 years or more, the stages beyond post irony are not known to me. A page for theory and research in this area is required.Kekeroni pizza 12:36, 18 October 2016 (EDT)
Shrieking Yale Negress Cunt Scandal
As seen on Colbert/Maher/etc/etc.
A privileged pickaninny chews out a professor for agreeing with Obama that colleges should not be hugboxes (prepare for eardrums bleeding):
she's a ravishing beauty (have eyebleach ready at hand):
hot bitches be feisty. what're ya gonna do.
Thalurkist 04:21, 21 October 2016 (EDT)