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January 2016

[Jacob Sartorius]

An autistic 12-Year-Old who can't sing and lives off the crying screams and dry orgasms of his preteen fans. Much like Justin Beiber except his fanbase is half autistic and he has no talent whatsoever.

One-Punch Man

'Bout a guy who can OHK everyone. It's popular and it's an animu and therefore is deserving of an article. Canukistanian Commie 00:08, 1 January 2016 (EST)

could be good with some rule 34 of OPM making goku his bitch. i'm talkin anal. no lube. blood and shit everywhere. H64 10:20, 20 January 2016 (EST)

John Oliver

John Oliver (AKA the most cucked comedian who ever lived.) used to work for the Daily Show when he was fired due to being a talentless hack, that was until he was discovered by HBO who gave him his own, "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver." The show is where he takes events that happened during the week, thinks about how he can spin it to appeal the progressive SJW crowd, and then erupt the crowd with applause.

Whenever he says something that comes back to bite him in the ass, he always goes "What I meant was-" or "But they didn't represent the majority." Here are some of his messages:

  • Says people shouldn't worry about ISIS sneaking in with the refugees. Three months later, the Paris attacks happen.

Covers "online harassment," and uses examples from several known feminazis.

Lastly, he's become a meme within /pol/, even spawn the "It's 2015/the current year guys!" meme. --LoverOfBats 02:43, 2 January 2016 (EST)

  • lol this guy. Yeah, he made his story pro-refugee one week, and a few weeks the paris attacks happened done by refugees. He makes a lot of pro-muslim statements and san bernardino happens (both cases he despsretly tried to side step admitting he might have been at all wrong). He's had pro-tranny segments and segments about the wage gap where he quoted false statistics, used sarkeesian and literally wu as examples when talking about online harassment, despite only weeks before using his tv show to encourage his viewers to harass the president of Venezuela on twitter wile criticizing him for being a pussy for at all reacting to things being said about him online... basically his entire staff are SJWs ho use his show to promote whatever the SJW hot topic of the week is. A lot of his jokes aren't even really jokes, just things you might read on tumblr. His show isn't the worst, but yeah, you can write an article if you want. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 11:49, 2 January 2016 (EST)
Man, I REALLY wanted to write this one myself, but I literally couldn't stand watching him for more than forty-three seconds before changing to something that didn't drain my testosterone by an alarming rate. Promise me when you do write this: you'll either mention one thing or leave me room to write it: EVERY. FUCKING. SCREENSHOT. He looks like a scared pussybitch. Fucking hell, his wide eyes and body language say it all - he knows there's one member of the audience that's voting Republican so he's just pissing himself in his seat while trying to remember what year it is. Fucking hate this cock, and I don't even know shit about his show. | Save the whales or I'll bite your dick off. Adcouncil.png (Talk - Shit I've done.) 16:55, 2 January 2016 (EST)

Michael Rosen/artificedesign

Correct me if I'm wrong but this guy hasn't been covered on ED and it's impossible for it not to spark a lollercoaster.

He makes YouTube videos/performances on his channel artificedesign that are very exploitable; here is one of the more used ones:

And it'll be enjoyable looking up information for him since he's quite entertaining. I'm quite sure some people know about him too.

YouTube Favicon.png Michael Rosen's channel

Nihilist 08:14, 2 January 2016 (EST)


With Bible in hand and one hell of a persecution complex, he is a hardcore Christfag who joined DeviantART to "save souls for Jesus" and uses DeviantArt as a personal hugbox. He has more than likely never so much as cracked open a Bible but rather has learned everything he knows from Chick tracts. He goes after anyone who shares different religious beliefs than himself and when someone disagrees with his views, he will write countless journals calling out anyone who's not a perfect Christian like him a "Satanists" (including but not limited to Buddhists, Atheists, Agnostics, etc.) all the while attempting to make it look like those he called out are attacking him when they were merely defensing themselves in the first place.

He is also a whiteknight for ExaltGod and will become seriously ass-pained if anyone so much as uses the hashtag #preachingthegospel whether it's directed at him on not, which in-turn leads to yet more call-out journals. He will also e-beg for DA Points at any given opportunity and receives points whenever he whines about Satanists being mean to him. Lately he has been whining about how mean "his fellow Christians" have been to him.

It should be notes that he thinks Encyclopedia Dramatica is a "Satanic troll version of Wikipedia": http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/I-thought-blocking-them-would-help-621531858

-- ChickenBoo 10:37, 12 January 2016 (EST)

  • How old is he? His art looks like it was drawn by a child. --ScourgeOfBawww 00:24, 25 February 2016 (EST)
  • He claims to be 15, but given his art and his tendency to lash out at anyone who isn't praising him or God he could be five or younger. Recently he cried about hos "even his fellow Christians were turning against him" simply because they're sick of his shit. ChickenBoo 11:33, 25 February 2016 (EST)
  • Sounds like fair game if he's allegedly 15. --ScourgeOfBawww 21:02, 25 February 2016 (EST)
  • After months of inactivity he's returned declaring he is going "To keep his journal positive for believers like (me)". He's blocked an assload of dang dirty "Satanists" (even though he attacked them all first and they've been almost nothing but cordial to him) and he's claimed someone sent him an image of "their private parts" http://preachingthegospel.deviantart.com/journal/Please-read-617727803 ChickenBoo 11:01, 27 June 2016 (EDT)
He has an ED page now: [[1]] ChickenBoo 02:11, 8 August 2016 (EDT)


a pedo on deviantart who admitted on stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSvStN8KiYg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNU1g_VfsAA screams on stream to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQY1id2q1VM

 — Preceding comment added by Devaintwatcher69 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!


Scans_Daily is a comic book scans posting site which has been hosted on Livejournal and affiliated sites like insanejournal and Dreamwidth. What makes it notable is that it manages to out-Tumblr Tumblr in terms of SJW faggotry. You know those too-good-to-be-true troll posts on r/TumblrInAction? These are like that, only real.

People have been banned for using the words "lame" and "stupid" (Seriously), a user purposely (and admittedly) pretended to misinterpret a Simpsons quote as a misogynist threat in order to make an example out of a user she didn't like, one of the mods is a semi-confirmed (I say "semi" because the relevant info may or may not be lost on /co/) pedo and there's been drama with creators like Gail Simone, Peter David and Neil Gaiman. The funniest thing is that it basically used to be /b/ for comics geeks and several of the smuggest users had histories of racism and homophobia on other forums. Sadly, the Wayback Machine's archive on the old site is shit.

I have plenty of info, caps and know of some blogs that have the goods, but before I go into it I was wondering if anyone else had taken a crack at it or had any info. Mauschwitz 02:48, 23 January 2016 (EST)

There would appear to be no such material covered here, and I've not heard of the subject. In any case you would be best served presenting what you have, regardless of whether anyone else is familiar. Initiative is a better call to action than a request. —  VX  03:00, 23 January 2016 (EST)

The Vocal/Loud Minority

  • Y'all know what I'm talking about - that label from people who are too big of pussies or retards to have opinions outside of conforming to a group as an excuse for why x-group does things that cause people to hate x-group, implying the "silent majority" (which refers to VOTING) does shit all about it and is actually worst for the simple fact that they're enabling this shit while doing nothing. | Save the whales or I'll bite your dick off. Adcouncil.png (Talk - Shit I've done.) 15:08, 23 January 2016 (EST)

Dylan Bleier


Heartmob is a website that is literally a fucking hugbox. Users set up an account, post what "cyberbullying" happened to them, then anonymous users send them messages. The creator says that her website is singlehandedly ending cyberbullying. That is...except for the fact that certain anons are actually raiding these snowflakes. Oops. --LoverOfBats 00:10, 31 January 2016 (EST)

February 2016

Bryce Cherry/Dev-Catscratch

If you want a mix of Chris-Chan with Knuffy there he is, A sick fuck autist with tons of weird fetishes, makes crappy fetish art of Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network Characters, yes, including underage characters so it makes him a pedo, makes stupid and pointless stamps, dumb parodies and thinks he is something because he spreads informations that nobody cares... Ah, Did i mention he is a Weeaboo, 30 Years Old Man and makes tons of cringe Youtube Videos?

Deviantart-favicon.png dev-catscratch

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/RoundupResistance (Nothing will show on his main page but if you click Videos, prepare for cringe.) ~Totallulz 14:14 (EST), 01 February 2016

EDit: There was even a discussion about this guy in this forum: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/bryce-cherry-dev-catscratch.17621/ ~Totallulz 15:33 (EST), 04 May 2016


We need a page filled with these intrepid fucks, is there really anything else to be said? --Awsomejames2120 15:45, 10 February 2016 (EST)


Worst wiki admin of all time here is a source http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=24084 01:33, 11 February 2016 (EST) — Preceding unsigned comment added by Electricbassguy (talkcontribs)

Souad Faress

False rape accuser. Twitter is blowing up, the man-o-sphere is pumping out the bile in great sticky wads.

Various Feminists/SJWs

Some feminists/SJWs who should have articles:

Stephanie Guthrie: Described by Sargon of Akkad as a "total cunt". Was the complainant in a 3 year court case about someone disagreeing with her on Twitter. Wears problem glasses. Sargon's video

Clementine Ford: Australian man hater. Loves getting abortions. Ford's TEDx Talk

Franchesca Ramsey: Host of MTV Decoded. Extremely racist black woman. Minorities can't be racist

Anna Akana: Extremely sexist and racist asian girl. Says she would rape a man if there were no consequences. She gives bad advice She shows she's a hypocritical cunt Valentine 21:16, 20 February 2016 (EST)

  • who?



who? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 17:06, 25 February 2016 (EST)


I think i'll make an actual article for the troll nation of Indonesia. At the moment, it redirects to tsunami, which is a crappy article, though I wont do any work on it. I'll instead change it so Indonesia no longer redirects and instead is its own article of lulzynness.

Khaoskid 18:11, 26 February 2016 (GMT)


A fellow mary-sue that goes attention-whoring wherever she goes in the art community. she is known to constantly get banned from deviantART or abandon her account making suicide journals. she is now on Inkbunny where she makes awful base porn art from bases her "bf" https://xxjakethehegehogxx.deviantart.com/. her journals from IB is where most her lulz comes from. she will block you if you disagree with her and call her a poor artist.

Inkbunny: https://inkbunny.net/xAngelSweetKitty Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/xAngelSweetKitty Skype: xAngelSweetKitty YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channelUCFfqRktXhtmFxZn0BX5s5Vg Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/ashley.ramirez.14855377 Deviantart: https://xangelsweetkitty.deviantart.com Another dA account: xx-purerose-xx.deviantart.com/ Newest account: http://xx-blackwhispers-xx.deviantart.com/

her "bf" with the shitty base art

Inkbunny: https://inkbunny.net/matthewsworld2 Skype: matthewsworld21 Playstation: matthewsworld2 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/matthewsworlds2 Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/matthewsworld2 Google Plus: https://plus.google.com/u/0/105454802851272842137/posts Deviantart: https://xxjakethehegehogxx.deviantart.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MatthewTSantos



Another "forever alone" sonicfag that is at the same standards as most sonicfags and furfags in the art community. he also gets butthurt if you critique his artwork and talk about his Shadow the Hedgehog recolor. he tried to take on channers a couple of years ago but that failed as he retreated when the admins approached him. he is yet another user that is confident ED won't take him down. no wonder his "gf" left him.

Furaffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/NeroTH


Bessi the Bat

A man that is portraying himself as a bimbo that somehow is seen as another Puritylf4 getting tons of free art, Bessi the Bat has no true reason to be in the art community but to be another sexually promiscous cancer that is killing /b/. she (he) is also one of KaijuFreak's closet sluts.

Furaffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Bessithebat



a RocketKnightfag that used to be an arist of common till she became a total furfag after becoming a closet slut when her main Sonic OC was another wasted of ink & lead just to be constantly sexualized. she defends sexually offenders, pedophiles, cyberbullies and acts obilvious that it's all an thing despite her past that is still apart of her future. what a hypocrite amirite?

Deviantart: http://kokoaminto.deviantart.com/ Furaffinity: http://furaffinity.net/user/Kokoaminze


March 2016

Bad Grammar

Do you create your new articles using Markov chain based text generators? ALSO, how about an article about algebraic topologists? --Kneidell 21:59, 27 May 2016 (EDT)


Is another sad excuse that talent doesn't make the artist, Minx is a complete Google Plus+ dramawhore that constantly goes about bitching verbally on a daliy basis which is similar to TooDamnFilthy on deviantart, her "boyfriend" Ace Phoenix who brags about his education (doesn't know what an open relationship and oppisite sex means, no wonder she "loves" you cause your too fucking easy to mold!) and his epic troll skillz lets his gf Minx whore about so she can set up for more drama also having countless whiteknights that are gullible as fuck kissing her ass cause she acts like she is the second coming to jesus.

Google Plus (where all the lulz and drama insues daily) - https://plus.google.com/u/0/+WaveDaBadassSwallow/ Deviantart: http://minxthecheetah.deviantart.com/ her "bfs" account - http://acebird1234.deviantart.com/



Jacksfilms, creator of Your Grammar Sucks, Jackask, and Yesterday I Asked You. CringeLordIGuess12 20:28, 13 March 2016 (EDT)

  • Has he actually done anything we should write about? G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 02:09, 14 March 2016 (EDT)
  • Well Jack has done:

1. Stopping doing parodies for only Yesterday I Asked You (I'll call it YIAY) 2. YIAY is overmade. 3. Delaying their fans for 1 year with Your Grammar Sucks 4. When said possibly a superior of TOBUSCUS (seriously) , it says it was a LIE 5. Did the same for Your Grammar Sucks with YIAY And much more that really only relies on your opinion (I'm subbed to him so...) I don't really know what Don has done, so I will remove that, CringeLordIGuess12 22:52, 15 March 2016 (EDT)


Like fellow Google Plus dramawhore, MinxtheCheetah. Viscerotonic is known to bitch and to be very hypocritical about others stealing and tracing her work when she has traced various artists such Slugbox just to name one. she will bitch at you and block you if you you bring of this fact to her as she will be very insecure about someone telling her she is very original.

her dA : http://viscerotonictsf.deviantart.com/ Google Plus: https://plus.google.com/u/0/102361009346082691961/posts YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKX2si28ohwPUaHQTtdPuNA

Her edgy "original" Character

A picture: File:Http://img09.deviantart.net/3d92/i/2016/206/2/b/cannon viscerotonic by viscerotonictsf-dabdzes.png



First there's Pewdiepie, then Markiplier, and now JackSepticEye. I heard he fakes his Irish accent. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 22:49, 19 March 2016 (EDT)

Lindsay Ellis / Nostalgia Chick / Hotdogs on Face Girl


Originally part of Nostalgia Critic/Channel Awesome

Originally an Appalachian Redneck

Now Tumblr Legbeard

First thing she did when she got to the Big City was attempt to uplift the brown people by dating one of them.

Said minority decided to brag about banging her to his friends. She decided to break up with him, which caused him to spread a rumor around Channel Awesome that she was a slut.

She then decided it was much better to go for the "Nice Guy" (Minority Edition)

Despite getting what all Feminists say they want (A Spineless minority male emotionally beaten into submission) was still not happy with her love life and broke up with him (still keeps him around to pay the rent and use him as emotional punching bag however)

Decided all men are pigs or spineless Omegas

Essentially now a Tumblr Lesbian with her friend Nella and her minority female roomate.

Her Twitter friends are basically the whos who of SJW's and dramawhores https://anonmgur.com?f3d94b64bfe579a7d4c518ea59b2de52.jpg

Also works for TOR which was involved in the Sad Puppies incident

Despite being a Feminist, doesn't even know what rights women have. https://anonmgur.com?6cdffffba83609a657a895ad2fd1b6a8.jpg

Makes sure to let everyone know how not racist she is by Tweeting upsetting racism live. https://anonmgur.com/up/8c305329a8c07f56f15d0adb4b80c5f2.png Blamjam 16:11, 20 March 2016 (EDT)

SonicXKimmy172/Chlorine Grown Roses

SonicXKimmy172 is an emo 14-year-old sonicfag from Oklahoma who ships her self-insert OCs with various anime characters. She is in the process of making her own fanime that looks like it was drawn by a 4-year-old with Down's syndrome, in which Sonic seduces some lolis... or some shit... She also wrote a Free! Iwatobi Swim Club fanfic called Chlorine Grown Roses, in which a goffik Mary-Sue named Azusa moves to Japan, seduces two of the boys from Free!, and makes friends with a bunch of emo OCs. It can barely even be considered a Free! fic by this point. A blog called character-critique-central made a review of the fanfic, inciting butthurt from Kim.

Meme music genres

e.g. breakcore, lolicore, and anime music cause no one actually listens to them unironically

Gruesome twosome in threesome anonymity fail

Sir Elton John's husband, simpering gimp David Furnish, has just been granted an injunction by a British court banning publication of the fact that he is a massive cheating manwhore who has had more pricks than a dartboard.

Sadly, however, an online news service published a notice about this gagging order but then didn't manage to pull the page in time before Google had already cached it. There is no way this information is going to be kept from leaking all over the internet, making the injunction pointless, and it's going to be a classic example of the Streisand Effect and well worth an article imho. In fact, this post officially marks the start of that process... but don't tell anyone I told you. Sidecar 21:05, 22 March 2016 (EDT)


At 38 yrs old Sonicfag that is a closet pedophile that loves to to buy his way out of trouble to cover his tracks, he has a very shitty fan character and is very strict about his commission as he is a lazy oldfag, he also does shitty tracing of manga poses. https://gyazo.com/77b35ba9eee65046857f0a59934e5551 https://inkbunny.net/chacumera UglyDuckling64


Another shitty sonic fan artist with art as bad as Sonichu and is a known to be butthurt when his art is trashed. https://inkbunny.net/Soulyagami64 https://soul-yagami64.deviantart.com/ https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ELITE-YAGAMI64 UglyDuckling64


A fuckboy Sonicfag that really attention whores to the max to get his fugly smut character noticed and resembles ChasetheHedgehog. https://inkbunny.net/damianhodge



A poor Sonic yiffing incest furfag comic artist that races the from the likes of Aku Toyjo & MichiYoshi, he & fellow user ProjectTemptress have challenged U-Chan and EDForums pnly to fail cause their counters towards the criticism they've gotten made them butthurt. Sin feels confident he'll never be hear upon the likes of ED cause of his "reputation" of condoning pedophilia and rape. http://sinshadowed.deviantart.com/ https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sinshadowed/ https://u18chan.com/c/topic/1283353 https://u18chan.com/board/u18chan/c/topic/1282421

Lawrence Krema- Chicago Businessman, Attempted online seduction of 16 year old girl

I have an email out to VX regarding this individual- as soon as the page gets created I will absolutely add and contribute in a meaningful way.

April 2016


A pedophile and a complete upskirt attention whore, he gets pissed off when his fans give him words of encouragement and also bitches in journals about no one liking his "beloved" artwork which as of 4/7/16 he put it all in storage. http://javelingxmk10.deviantart.com/ https://gyazo.com/80db18a16558b3623bf7208002845c42 https://gyazo.com/1a154e8b0d57d19fb1741a834aac2d31 he abuses his fans http://javelingxmk10.deviantart.com/journal/SHIT-ARTWORK-ERASED-601439803


Loli Killers

Two girls of 13 and 14 beated an old woman to death, boosted by drugs. They just hit her till killed, hardcore mode. Also one of the girls made epic art drawing herself killing people.

It need some research to get the names and some pics, but imo they deserve a full article as "Loli killers" or sth like it.

Related new already on EDF2 forums.


SNKR 17:23, 7 April 2016 (EDT)

Panama Papers

As the biggest Dox and info dump on history I guess it should have its own article on ED.

It also offers tons of options to face it: Iluminatti conspiration, Jewconspiracy, CIA... ...On forums it even leaded to some kind of egyptian extraterrestrials conspiracy.

More references on the EDF2 forums:


SNKR 17:26, 7 April 2016 (EDT)

Nolan B

Bolan B is basically Sammyclassicsonicfan, only more retarded. not only does he copy ideas and elements for his AGK videos from other people, but he also does rant videos (there are 2 types: one where he uses the microsoft sam voice to bitch about things, the other sees him, along with his autistic real voice, whinging at the camera, both involve him accusing people of either INDIRECTLY hurting his feelings, or doing things to him that he deserved, like getting banned, getting hate speech, etc. Example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyJi5NG6HwQ

Somerandombitch 02:47, 10 April 2016 (EDT)


XxTakuraxX is a deviantart user belonging to the lion king communities on Deviantart[2] and FurAffinty [3]. She may seem like a harmless user, at first, but the more you stay around her, the more you realize what a toxic buttfuck they truly are.

Takura started her debut into the fandom by...immediately butting heads with other users. So much so, they started a whole drama war with another user (whom I've forgotten the name of). This war involved many angry journals from Takura, and several edited pictures of her artwork from the other user. (Featuring a diaper and piss fetish) She garnered sympathy from her followers, and eventually that drama died down.

Currently, she rants in her journals about things that are obviously bait articles, but she's just too stupid to realize it. She claims that trans people are "special snowflakes", that protesters "should be nuked", and that feminists are should be in jail. When she gets backlash from it in any way, she deletes the journal and acts like nothing happened. She also posts several vent arts, depicting self harm, whenever one of her "friends" gets fed up with her shit, or she sticks her nose into drama where it doesn't belong.


Hot new plague spreading around lately on deviantard need AS MUNCH attention than furries, OCs and LARPing. A software used by losers who think that can make anime art out of this prehistoric photo manipulator. I would like an article about this since the Kisekae community is full of retards and children that just awards themselves credit like if they were real artists. How to use Kisekae: Pick a rendered character, pick a background, change some color and you got yourself a real turd of a masterpiece. Miyaho 17:38, 18 April 2016 (EDT)

Netsky and Sasser, anyone?

Netsky and Sasser were two annoying worms which ruined plenty of workplaces and made more than 200,000 computers unusable. This is very powerful, but what is even more frustrating, the worm that literally made by a 18-year old script-kiddie (Sven Jaschan) who did not serve a single prison-sentence (even though the virus was released ON HIS BIRTHDAY, meaning that yes, he was basically an adult). Best of all, he got hired as a "penetration testers." (Which "Penetration Testing" shouldn't even be a thing. Why? Because literally every hacker uses the "Penetration Tools" designed for these fake and useless jobs to hack. If the download links for these tools were wiped from the internet than there would basically little-to-no hacking at all. The only controversy would be millennials who stole their moms credit cards complaining about leechers on Hackforums). Worst of all, there was no objective with these viruses. I don't know why he made these two, compulsions? This guy needed a prison sentence.


Trigglypuff is a fatass SJW feminazi that deserve an article here for the lulz Source of faggotry. comments? kiwifarms sauce

-Herpderp 02:06, 28 April 2016 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif someone made a page on her; Trigglypuff.


Foxnz is a furry who is quite possibly a literal troll in disguise. Be warned his amazing artwork will blind you

Bluemanbomber 19:43, 30 April 2016 (EDT)

May 2016

Greg Mazujian

Let's kick off May's proposals with a lolcow making the headlines on Kiwi and /cow/. Greg, AKA the "Poo-Eating Count of Spotsylvania", is a lardass manchild who lives with his parents. He's from the same area in Virginia as CWC, and the two share many character traits. He first rose to prominence as a well-known shitposter on 4chan's /toy/ board in early 2015 (he was only 16 at the time, underageb&.) He is best known for defending crappy McDonald's happy meal toys, which according to him, are squarely on par with professionally made figures. He's a confirmed ass pie, is bipolar, and ruthlessly abuses his poor parents - physically, mentally, and emotionally. Unlike CWC, Greg has undergone earnest attempts by his parents to discipline him, but to no avail.

Kiwi thread here.

He turned 18 a week ago, and sure as hell deserves an ED page.

User:TimFawkes 21:50, 6 May 2016 (EDT)

/cow/boy here. I second this. Some other anons on there feel the same way, too. Greg also found out about this proposal and he's pissed about it, according to Kiwi and /cow/ screencaps.

/cow/ threads: old: http://archive.is/UKTov current: http://8ch.net/cow/res/198949.html

There might be some helpful resources in there as well as in the Kiwi thread.

User:Joe_Momma 18:17, 6 June 2016 (EST)

Here ya go: Greg Mazujian

--Joe Momma 21:34, 12 June 2016 (EDT)

The F Plus

The F Plus is a lulzy podcast made by former Portal of Evil members. They seek out and ridicule morons online by reading forum posts in goofy voices. Infantalists, MRA's, Tumblr, dudes who want to fuck their own cars, you name it, they've made fun of it. They are basically the embodiment of ED in podcast form. Tal-pass Portaxx, the lady who assraped Kay Fedewa's shitty comic, is a member, so you know it's good. I anticipate that this would be one of the more favorable articles we'd write, if it comes to fruition.

Their website

Their twitter

Their forum (The Jews charge for an account, but everything is open to read)


Supernatural Fandom

I can't believe this hasn't been done before. In addition to being one of the most poorly written shows on television, it has managed to attract a menagerie of disgusting 16 year old girls who write equally disgusting fan fiction. The fandom is extremely similar in nature to the Doctor Who and Sherlock franchises, except alarmingly/hilariously more perverse in nature.

TheGapedCrusader 00:33, 8 May 2016 (EDT)



Yo, new nigga here, you scrubs and...old guys(?), check this cringy shit out.





Her being even more a hypocrite http://comments.deviantart.com/4/28678885/4062345291


This eaohkan bitch is not only SEXIST but objectifies men yet claim men are objectifying women. Tumblr hypocritical shit of the scale. You just GOTTA make a page bout the bitch. I might just suck your dick...for crack.NiggaScrubD 10:01, 17 May 2016 (EDT)

Oh well lookie here, it is her.NiggaScrubD 14:00, 17 May 2016 (EDT)


He is an aging pedo that get nude photo of young woman and trace upon them to do his art work. he also has a burning jealousy towards user ZetaR02 because he not POPULARZ. he is also a big sonicfag and constantly complains about the sonic games lik most sonicfags do. like ZetaR02 he has gotten banned for Furfagaffinity for breaking the cub rules and bitch about it on PedoCity (Inkbunny)




A big kissass commission whore in the sonic and furry communities




A chubby emo whore with ever shitty sonic characters and a fellow camwhore when her boyfriend turns his back. she bitches about not being POPULARZ and creates dreadful journals to be an attention whore.






Jason Blaha

AKA IceCreamFitness, JuggernautFitnessTV, BodyByFinaplex, DarkEternal, JasonDB

Overweight failed powerlifter, fake mercenary and all around pathological liar who achieved fame in the fitness industry by calling out frauds all while being a fraud himself.

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PotatoOperative 17:28, 23 May 2016 (EDT)


A fellow sonicfag with poorly Sonic & mario drawings, he changed his main account out of butthurt cause FA password system. he really WANTS to be famous.











A crazed BlazetheCat fag that is yiff crazy and like rping control his life showing he is a straight up basement dweller.





another sonicfag that makes shitty drawings and has no life but to draw overexaggerated boobs that he'll never get to squeeze

FA: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/kbeezy52

Aim: KBeezy

Yahoo: [email protected]

Skype: KBeezy52

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/KBeezy52

Xbox: http://www.xboxgamertag.com/search/K20Beezy5200/

Sofurry: http://kbeezy52.sofurry.com/

Inkbunny: http://www.inkbunny.net/KBeezy52

Deviantart: http://kbeezy52.deviantart.com/


Matt Hosseinzadeh, aka Bold Guy

This faggot is literally trying to sue H3h3productions because he got his fee-fees hurt when Ethan made fun of his shitty pick-up artist videos.


H3h3 made over $100,000 from fellow Youtubers for the sole purpose of defending fair use rights, and crushing Matt's pathetic little lawsuit in court. Meanwhile Matt has taken to Reddit to try and drum up support. The highest rated comment on his subreddit is currently "You're an asshole, Matt" according to this article on Heat Street. In other words, this man's cuntiness and inability to take a joke is actually going to cost him real money.

TheGapedCrusader 03:30, 27 May 2016 (EDT)

/pol/tards in deep denial [a.k.a. A Lesson in Biological Anthropology]

http://8ch.net/ed/res/538.html --Kneidell 00:19, 28 May 2016 (EDT)

June 2016


A bitter pedo that is a closet fan of ReneeisDetermined cries about their abuse and dealing with "cyberbullying" when they too are just being attention whores.

http://stopgriddles.tumblr.com/ (lulz on a shit tumble blogging page. )



Please create a page for this faggot: cyatomorrow.deviantart.com

He thinks he's a diaper fashion model, but is overall a fucking twat. The ABDL community hates him.

Cyatomorrow 20:53, 6 June 2016 (EDT) Mikey

*Deviantart-favicon.png cyatommorrow he spells it retarded. Mike the Great (talk) 01:24, 7 June 2016 (EDT)

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Alexander Cayford

So get this, imagine if you put MrEnter, RebelTaxi, MovieBob and Jim Sterling in blender, and then added some autistic ingredients such as Undertale, Disney Infinity, Kingdom Hearts, Super Smash Bros and Twitch Plays Pokemon. You'd get Alexander Cayford, a neckbearded manchild/douchebag/cartoon-sperg who has a gigantic hateboner for corporations that he hates such as Viacom and Konami because he claims that they are a bunch of evil accountants pretending to care about entertainment, and of course seeing how he's to lazy to make his own arguments/points, he just resorts to stealing out-of-context clips from The Nostalgia Critic and JonTron, and not to mention that he hates SJWs yet he doesn't realize that his favorite reviewers MrEnter, MovieBob and Jim Sterling are SJWs! And did we forget to mention that he's recently been pulling a A-Log/03bgood on our ass by thinking that hating on Chris-chan will the perfect way redeem himself from being a LOLcow?

AC Tries It: Becoming the next Jim Sterling

AC Tries It: Pissing off Adventure Time fans (Part 1)

AC Tries It: Pissing off Adventure Time fans (Part 2)

AC Tries It: Becoming the next MovieBob

AC Tries It: Pissing off classic Sonic fans

AC Tries It: The TTG Hatewagon

AC Tries It: The FOP Season 10 Hatewagon (Part 1)

AC Tries It: The FOP Season 10 Hatewagon (Part 2)

AC Tries It: The FOP Season 10 Hatewagon (Part 3)

AC Tries It: The PPG reboot Hatewagon
Alexander Cayford Cringe Comp
(Just in case you need to soak it all in)

  • Alexander Cayford (Codename: DeeP-DiSH) - The main star of his shitty reviews.
  • THiN-CURST - Alex's animated co-op partner who is so totally not a rip-off of RebelTaxi/PAN-PiZZA amirite?
External Links

Bigdaddyjoe 01:00, 8 June 2016 (EDT)


Basically a autistic man child grossly obsessed with How to Train Your Dragon and wants to be a famous thief. He loves to stalk people and beg for art, because getting art of his shitty night fury OC is his fetish

What's even more pathetic is that he wants to be famous for stealing ALL THE HTTYD FANARTZ.

And he's had the police called on him once because his cancerous self kept coming back after each ban, which makes one wonder if DevianTART even gives a shit at all

http://ashdragon93.deviantart.com/journal/Please-block-them-600106443 entire journal about all his bullshit

Look at you go.... 08:29, 8 June 2016 (EDT)ANT1GRAV1TY


A autistic vile bitch who vents and whines about stupid shit that no one cares about and believes she has admin powers to get rid of other users. she has went after 'ReneeisDetermined' who is already has an article so you can Wulconiac leave it to the professionals. she plays the victim and holds grudges if you tell her she is wrong and will deliver a blow job to anyone that blantantly lies to her.

http://wulconiac.deviantart.com/ http://www.furaffinity.net/user/wulconiac/



Hes fellow memefag that spams shitty memes and gets butthurt when people reject him, he also puts art up for ransom when he wants to make a point.

http://miguel850.deviantart.com/ (deactivated cause of butthurt)

"Satanism" Category

Because there are a "HELL" of a lot of ED-worthy Satanists around.

Whitepegasus18 00:21, 9 June 2016 (EDT)

Alright dude, paste the shit at the very bottom of any relevant pages.


I've taken the liberty of doing a lot of the work for you; https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Category:Satanism AlGore 05:17, 17 June 2016 (EDT)

Aaron Wulf

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Aaron "An Hero" Wulf

Aaron Wulf is a whiney wannabe actor jew fag

On 06/01/2016 Wulf killed both his parents and then became an hero.

  • Was on an episode of that shitty TV show Monk for five seconds
  • Did a ton of commercials that nobody cared about
  • Had a made up fiancee that died of cancer in the ass
  • Claimed sister wanted to have an incestuous relationship with him, and even had a shrine she fapped to in her college dorm room
  • Claimed he was raped by a pedobear teacher and family friend who might have also been a pedobear
  • Claimed dad was engaged in butt sex with adopted brother
  • My have had assbergers
  • Thought he was the lord and savior

The Holy Gospel According To Wulf (With audio)

--KingRamada 04:07, 15 June 2016 (EDT)

Why is the parents' photo overlaid with a rainbow flag pattern when I look at this story? Is this some kind of corporate compassionate gesture doing what all corporate compassionate gestures do, namely going totally pedobear-rights wrong? Wnt 08:41, 15 June 2016 (EDT)
It's a stupid Facebook filter as the writer jacked the photo from the parents Facebook account. Also dad is a Jew lawyer--KingRamada 11:13, 15 June 2016 (EDT)

Brock Turner and Updie Lovenskiolds

Do we have an article on the Stanford swimmer yet? I refuse to calm it rape since you can't trust Swedes. Lots of web drama about it including a name drop of the alleged victim by AVFM recently. 2006dramatician 04:08, 15 June 2016 (EDT)

Wow. That second person is indeed quite an unperson! I looked on Google, Ixquick, Duckduckgo, and Bing. The first two give one link to a comment post buried way deep in the web2.0 bullshit "more" tab of the disqus comments on a wsws article ... which says "just google this name and you'll find the victim impact statement". It would appear that there is something about these search engines that we're not being told. Wnt 08:58, 15 June 2016 (EDT)

What you quoted is actually where I got the surname. I can't even find that now. Making me think someone got the comment deleted. Can police legally obligate sites to do that? Are there penalties for not cooperating in this media blackout? I should have had the foresight to archive it before mentioning it to you. If you recall the blacklisted URL please share it so I can check WayBack.

I think I may understand a mistaken interpretation. August Lovenskiolds wrote http://www.avoiceformen.com/mens-rights/false-rape-culture/a-scrape-on-campus-holes-in-the-stanford-rape-conviction/ where he calls her Updie. So perhaps the comment was trying to direct people to that article not say her surname.

Maybe just call her article Updie until we know more then. Maybe August will reveal how he found it. 2006dramatician 21:46, 16 June 2016 (EDT)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3635654/Stanford-rapist-took-photograph-victim-s-breasts-attack-shared-swim-team-friends-deleted-arrest-police-believe.html also has potential. What if the pic revealed she was holding up her shirt and flashing? Would contradict argument she did not consent.

https://www.facebook.com/Brockturnerfor2026lympics/timeline?ref=page_internal sadly seems to have already got taken down. Where can this be register with freer speech?

http://thetab.com/us/2016/06/06/god-knows-behind-brock-turner-2016-olympics-facebook-page-14479 response is evidence it was up. All kinds of online fallout from this. 2006dramatician 23:11, 16 June 2016 (EDT)

A dingo ate my baby!

Well, in this case it was an alligator, but whatever the zoologist would call it, there ought to be an article... Wnt 09:06, 15 June 2016 (EDT)

James Wesley Howell

Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all this stuff. Wnt 17:21, 15 June 2016 (EDT)

Tai Lopez

I know this is old shit from last year, but there's potential in this fag, such as him claiming that he lived with the Amish for 2 years,him lying about his mansion, his fortune originally being from a series of sketchy dating sites and his "67 steps to success" program being both a scam and plagiarism. I was actually quite surprised to discover that he didn't already have an article. Also fuck him for those retarded unskippable ads. User:Rosebuddy 23:58, 16 June 2016

that guy looks a lot like this guy imo -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 19:18, 16 June 2016 (EDT)


Just a suggestion. First person to create this page and bring it to his attention will be on his "Scumbags of the Internet" series. For those who don't know, this is an Intelligent canadian who rants about anything. He's notable for his Musical Autopsy series, Advice no one asks for series, Scumbags of the Internet, and his ten worst songs of 20xx. He wants a world where everyone speaks perfect english, but is instead surrounded by "fucking Mouthbreathers". He believes that because he works in the Radio Industry he's entitled to be offended. I can seriously go on, but I won't because I want to stay neutral.

Here to clean up everyone's mess, The Janitor

No Pyrocynical page?

That faggot straight up looks like a fucking lesbian, dude! --Givemeallyourmoney 14:16, 23 June 2016 (EDT) Oh, damn! It does exist! LOL Sorry. --Givemeallyourmoney 14:37, 23 June 2016 (EDT)

Apologise for your retardation by buying our t-shirts. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:44, 23 June 2016 (EDT)

Life Is Strange

I want someone to make a page out of that game. It'll be fun making fun of the game's cringey dialogue and characters. --KindAuto97086 22:37, 26 June 2016 (EDT)

William Keebler

No hes not related to the fucking cookie company. He's a raving nutcase Utah "militiaman" who tried to blow up a federal building.......and failed.

"The bombs never went off though because the person making them was an FBI undercover agent."

He's also an Eagle Scout. Facebook is boiling over with hatred for this fucknut, jokes, photoshop things like the one below etc. Lulz extremo. Inbred Mormons, redneck assholes, FBI entrapment, name your stereotype....


The badge four spots above the bomb is probably some kind of circle jerk or gangbang achievement (he is a Boy Scout after all). And you know this has to be Utah because apparently it's some kind of mandatory Mormon thing to become an Eagle Scout so that you can massacre wagon trains and stuff. That scout leader pushing over the balanced rocks is a typical example. Wnt 07:27, 30 June 2016 (EDT)