Epic Fat Guy

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Epic fat guy is a fat, disgusting, smelly camwhore who regularly posts one time posted in /b/ performing any requests.

Not to be confused with Epic Fail Guy, although they both fail incredibly hard.

Story of Epic Fat Guy

Loved by some, hated by many Sorry chubster, no one has a strong opinion about you either way because you are barely worth noticing; just another freak in the /b/ freak parade.

This hideous hambeast /b/tard attempts to be noticed by showing his rolls of flab and tiny penis. Showing a pathetic willingness to please, he will do virtually anything requested of him and take photos of the humiliation, and then posts them on /b/. He claims he has had sex with a real live girl, but anyone can pony up 20 bucks for a Mexican whore, so what does that prove, exactly?

He hopes to lose weight in the future, but realistically this is unlikely...no fatty can resist the greasy siren song of McDiabeetus.

He is 18 and lives in central California.

In his first thread he came on a pic of his mother, who looks like a female version of him.

Self-loathing and Obesity: Correlation or Causation?

Epic Fat Guy not only exposed himself to certain ridicule and contempt on /b/, but perhaps even started this article himself. While he can pretend to others that he's being "fat-positive" or "reclaiming the body-image narrative" some other nonsense, he must know in the depths of his overburdened, cholesterol-clogged heart that he is a hated outcast and will die alone.

For those who wish to contact Epic Fat Guy, he was nice enough to place his email on 4chan: [email protected]

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