Epic Nose Guy
|BBC : Legal action has been dropped against a 15-year-old who faced prosecution for branding Scientology a "cult"|
Epic Nose Guy is the name given to a supplier of loli who protested in London and is facing
criminal charges no consequences over holding up a sign as part of the Project Chanology protests. As a 16-year-old minor he should GTFO for underage b& but the newsfags are really latching onto this so many internets to him, his absentee parents and his ward.
- 1 Crimes of Youth
- 2 Coverage of Epic Nose Guy
- 3 HOLY MUTHUFUCKING XENU SHIT: Co$ FAKE ENG WEBSITES
- 4 Scientology unleashes its Black PR Laz0rs
- 5 Scientology is not a religion, it is a dangerous cult
- 6 Reaction from the Cult of Scientology
- 7 Where's Loli?
- 8 Gallery
- 9 See Also
Crimes of Youth
His crime was to describe Scientology as a cult in writing on a protest placard. Despite the fact that Scientology pretty much exactly is the modern definition of a malignant cult and this kid was merely agreeing with the opinion of a high court judge, apparently holding up a sign with the words "Scientology" and "Cult" near each other can result in you getting your collar felt in the fail that is the UK.
—Mark Salter, a London-based psychiatrist
Epic Nose Guy's Arrest
Coverage of Epic Nose Guy
It started with an article in SchNews, a political activist newsletter based in Brighton, on 16th May 2008. A few days later, a left-leaning newspaper posted an on-line article about ENG. The next day the papers went mad and it was printed in national and London-based news.
The Guardian got pwned with goatse (as did a police forum), when the thin-blooded, liberal "journalists" foolishly hotlinked an image from /i/, probably when high on pot they bought with money from a fraudulent housing benefit claim.
HOLY MUTHUFUCKING XENU SHIT: Co$ FAKE ENG WEBSITES
Following the press coverage in which $cilions refused to comment directly for the cameras, the sneaky cult members got busy on-line, setting up two Epic Nose Guy related urls which ensnare the unwary into moar of their cock-eyed brainwashing.
has a poll that perhaps you would like to participate in? Poll removed due to massive pwnage! While you're there, notice the extreme amounts of random shit with no order all over the site. Then again, we all know that the Scilons aren't that bright.
The fake YouTube account links directly to the former, actually claiming to be the person in question. It is full of the same old Co$ bait-and-switch tactics with the truth as you'd expect from people whose vested interest is keeping their followers posting them huge wads of cash for doing fuck all.
Amusingly, it has a link to a Paul Fetch video, which pretty much sums up the levels of irony enjoyed by people who have surrendered their free-will to a malignant cult.
LOCATION: UNITED STATES?????????????????
Scientology unleashes its Black PR Laz0rs
To Whom It May Concern
WE HAVE FOUND EVIDENCE OF PEDOPHILES WITHIN ANONYMOUS. <-- They sure are a smart bunch of people to figure that out!
Yeah, Didaskalos does kinda stick out like a sore thumb....
Reaction from the Cult of Scientology
A spokeswoman for the Cult of Scientology commented on the decision:
—Official reaction from the cult
The whereabouts of Epic Nose Guy's delicious loli ward is currently unknown.
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