ExaltGod

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There's only one TRUE AND HONEST way to believe in the invisible sky man!
Exalt in a nutshell.
Exalt's current DA icon. Of course she's a confederate fucktard too.

Deviantart-favicon.png ExaltGod is a cat-piss scented, fat, redneck, bible humping middle aged woman who resides on deviantART. When she isn't outside protesting about abortion or masturbating furiously to her 9,100 pictures of Jesus Christ, she is usually on deviantFART, making stamps against homosexuality or spouting off her verses to people who could give a shit less. Her best comebacks are usually BAWWLOCKING other TARTlets and copy and paste lines from the truthful bible. She also believes the words "beaver" and "heck" are swear words.

KJB obsession

As said above, Exalt is a bible fucker. What that means is she will debate over which made-up story book is better at giving papercuts than the others. Like most things she raves about, Exalt has a folder of shitty stamps all about the King James Bible. She also has an annoying habit of adding bible verses to whatever the fuck she's talking about, as if it make her more credible.

Exalt vs. Teh Gays

Exalt likely would've stayed underneath the surface with the rest of her christian TARTlet brethren under normal circumstances. Unfortunately for her, she felt the need to make the fact she's a total homophobe public. REALLY Public.

"Kinda random, but I wanted to make a post about how much I hate gay people."

Exalt saw no problem with this of course. After all, she just hates homosexuality, not homosexuals... Even when faced with the fact that idea makes no fucking sense, she continues to say she has no problem with gays.

Exalt, missing the point entirely

"Art"

Unlike most TARTlets here on ED, Exalt can actually draw (or she uploaded someone else's shit). However, most of her gallery is made up of shitty "God hates fags" stamps.

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Banhammered

As of August 18, 2015, Exaltgod got ræp'd by the DeviantART admins. Legend has it that she got banhammered due to block evading, which is ironic, considering she BAWWWWlocks people for stupid reasons herself. But after all, nobody will miss her sorry ass, expect for the asshats below.

White Knights

Deviantart-favicon.png Moon-Harbour-Diver - Brony trash. Doesn't seem to have a problem with Exalt being a total bitch.

Deviantart-favicon.png SeiryuYamato - Thinks it's perfectly fine for Exalt to smear her bible shit all over dA. Also quotes the holy storybook.

Deviantart-favicon.png TheiCarlyAngel - Likely another Jesusfag. When she's finished licking Exalt's clit she says everyone should leave Exalt alone because she's been harassed.

Deviantart-favicon.png catcupcake - similar to TheiCarlyAngel.

Deviantart-favicon.png TheDreamVista - he treats himself like ExaltGod's boyfriend or some shit.

Deviantart-favicon.png Hooded-Pigeon - a 13 year old who wants Exalt to notice her but the pimp is too busy fucking Sluttceline to even take a peek. Even after she gets REJECTED, she still finds way to be noticed by senpai

Deviantart-favicon.png iggster-von-burai - Loves to hold Exalt's saggy pussy hand and thinks she has the right to be a bitch for no good reason.

Deviantart-favicon.png Chiminix - Not so much a white knight (in fact, he might fit in among EDiots), but gets an honorable mention for making an "I support ExaltGod" stamp.

Deviantart-favicon.png Starrceline - The pimp's number 1 fuckbuddy. Both of them just can't stop licking eachother clits or displaying their affections in public. Thank God that he put a screen between them.

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