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Faggot of the Year

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2013 FOTY winner.

EDF2: Faggot of the Year Awards (Prepare my son, for edit wars)

2012 recipient proudly displaying his coveted fagtag and medal

AIDS. Cancer. GRIDS. Just a few words to describe the shithole that is EDF2. A raging circlejerk filled with bronies, furfags, traps, jews, niggers, abbos, junkies, sperglords, twinks, pedophiles, closet homosexuals, about tu fity dA tarts, weebs and raging homosexuals all idolizing a disconcerting obsession with rape.

Annually, EDF2 votes to crown the Faggot of the Year. While many people attempt to act as faggots for the purpose of trolling trolls, there are some amongst us for whom the faggotry runs in the blood. These attention whoring, unfunny, obnoxious shitheads are what keeps the turbines spinning on the EDF2 hate machine, provoking and absorbing all the focus and personal attacks that an internet message board can provide. Without these wondrous creatures, EDF2 cannibalizes itself to the point of anarchy and chaos, so it is only just that the winner of this completely democratic election win the ultimate prize.

Removal of their unchecked privileges.

The winner is granted a permanent fagtag which prevents them from creating threads, editing their posts, uploading images, and using the shoutbox. For aesthetic appeal the Faggot Champion is blessed with a pink username and a flashy medal to display on all their posts.

Contents

History

The Faggot Awards have a long and lustrous history however all records preceding 2011 have been destroyed by a fat unfunny cuntwhale. All was not lost however as the award ceremonies were saved by a local bridge club and the power of DDoS. Together the survivors continue the journey into the depths of autism and degeneracy.

2011

2011 saw a large array of notable faggots. DrMusic reigned supreme with her were-quadposts and Fumo was spreading the teachings of social justice and Anonymous to all. In the end, only two made the cut, and the voting began.

Lolgo.png 2011 Faggot of the Year Awards

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S4 won by a landslide after using his main and sock puppet account to argue with everyone who posted any type of comment in the thread. This award carried an extra special stigma as he was later de-modded, permanently tagged, and banned. Rumors still circulate that S4 is amongst us using a number of sock puppet accounts to make smartass comments with.

S4 has recently resurfaced in 2014 in an attempt to re-establish his crowned faggotry: image

2012

2012 saw an influx faggots and swift fagtagging banhammer consequences.

Lolgo.png 2012 Faggot of the Year Awards

  • Racketeer - Known for making psychotic rambling posts threatening to dox forums users, also known for posting a pictures of cum in his palm and admitting to being a pedophile and shitting his pants after eating too much tacos. Went insane after a screencap of him talking about his boyfriend/girlfriend dumping him on another forum was posted on EDF2 and hasn't stopped freaking out since. Comes back to the forum once ever few months to be humiliated again and leave.
  • Kibou - Gender-confused twink and incessant shitposter, Atomic Joe "accidentally" ran a spam cleaner on him and deleted all of his posts, leaving little evidence of his extensive faggotry. Not that it stopped him for rebuilding his post-count with more shit. The only contender in the 2012 awards nominated despite being a faggot on purpose.
  • Fumo161 - Officially sanctioned representative from Anonymous, was doxed and exposed as a ponyfag. Butthurt to the point he dropped his password in the shoutbox. The first faggot on EDF2 to be forcibly removed from the forum, starting this glorious tradition. In response to the doxing he quit the forum, made a few socks that were exposed by admins to keep him from returning to the forum so he couldn't infect more users with the gay and is now playing Eve online alone in his basement. Attempts to call his house remain unanswered.
  • Swishy - Hyper-GOTIS attention whore who stumbled upon EDF2 by accident, and within days she was posting nudes and within weeks she lying about having cancer, being pregnant and having an abortion. This attention whoring was met with a swift doxing that sent her into hiding and literally changing addresses. The massive wall of dox and other humiliating information was never exposed to the public but it is known she quit the internet and is raising her autistic child she had by mistake with a drunken fat guy who hits her.
  • ExplosiveDiariah - Also known as ElectricYiff, spent his entire tenure within the community trying to convince everyone he was not a furfag. Eventually lost his shit when new staff were selected which resulted in one grand spectacle of flooding, fagtagging and ragequit.
  • KKKoonhater - Spent his first few months posting his cock and trying to get anyone to pay attention to him. Finally got dealt with for parading his suspected sock account, fat girlfriend around the forum in the most blatantly obnoxious ways possible. His lovey dovey smoochie poochie bullshit was later stomped out with trolling and a ban after he made threats to hack the forum with the help of his "troll crew" consisting one, old troll/failure named Flaglerchat.
  • Messyjessie - Queen of pure shitposting. This junkie herpes infected prostitute was brutally exposed and sent into a wild psychosis fueled with hate, anger and contempt for everyone on the forum which included posting nudes, making death threads and writing a suicide letter. Later banned for getting her boyfriend/client to post Zaiger's dox he found on google.
  • Beefrave - This former staff member is back for revenge against that fucking Meepsheep. The king of autism entertained the masses while at the same time keeping his true intentions a secret. Later exposed as a pedophile who believed he can not be doxed and banned for the second time after harassing Zaiger via voicemail.
  • Drmusic2010 - The were-creature took EDF by storm with her quadposts of terror in a never ending attempt to convince everyone she is not retarded, not a furry, doesn't masturbate at all, and that Magnum needs to be banned. Her spree lasted many months until she was brutally raped, having everything from a nude video leaked to all her online accounts compromised.
  • FührerReloaded - Became extremely angry one day that his tryhard attempts at proving he is a master troll were not rewarded with praise and shitflooded the entire forum with the pain series. Not many fucks were given but it was fun while it lasted.


Faggotaward 2012 result.jpg

And the winner was Racketeer in a landslide victory thanks to overwhelming homosexuality.


Rejected Nominees of 2012

Due to the ten option limit on polls a number of worthy nominees did not make the cut.

  • Baya Rae 4900 - This former moderator was excluded from the poll because that wouldn't be giving anyone else a chance (srsly).
  • Rev Junko - A 15 year old chubby fag who was being used as the forum's punching bag on a regular basis. Eventually left because he has become "too mature" for EDF2.
  • ChristianWarrior94 - The sites admins insist that he is not a sock puppet and is honestly trying to convert every one of us to Christianity. Excluded for not posting enough in 2012.
  • Umkemesik - This "1337 hacker" was kicked out of the forum for being a fat, internet tough guy who was dismissed from the army for stalking. So what did he do? Try to brute force Zaiger's password and stalk him too. Later made 8 sock puppets trying to come back to the forum and finally let back in because Zaiger felt sorry for him because he was so pathetic. In late 2013 he got mad at a sysop and called him a drug addict after he refused to edit this article to make Umkemesik look better.
  • Trixie - Though she was already showing signs of excessive faggotry she was not added to the poll to give her one final chance to reform. Shortly after the contest ended she pretended to have cancer and was added to the 2013 award show despite this happening in 2012.
  • DocEvil - Former moderator who was forever disgraced after having his mod privs being taken away for being a faggot too seriously and threatening to make his revenge on EDF2 and beat up Zaiger at ROFLCON. Disqualified because his drama was sooooo 2011.
  • LIL COS ANIMOSITY - Nominated for molesting his baby daughter at the trailer-park but disqualified for rage-quitting in 2011.
  • Negi Springfield - Already the biggest faggot every year.
  • Tyciol - Despite being a known pedophile he did not cause enough drama to warrant a nomination.

2013

The year of 2013 was marked by the disappearance of an active bureaucratic presence followed by all out civil war. Through the fog, the light of faggotry shined to lead the way, and these faggots were able to cruise under the radar and avoid getting banned. Be warned, the info documenting these faggots are most likely biased butthurt responses from people who don't like the way they were described.

Professionals attempt to diagnose Likeicare.
  • Milwin - Aspie shitposter that spends his time pretending to be a piece of toast and making endless references to it . Mmade a 'movement' called #freescum2013 that attempted to ddos a user's abandoned wordpress because he didn't post enough and got tricked into believing he had inadvertently taken down all of wordpress using only two computers.


  • Likeicare - A young gentleman from Australia and EDF's resident zit-faced crackhead. He joined the forum to share his own dox and dick then claim they are fake docs, that he is undoxxable, and is just playing a persona when someone calls him out for his sheer faggotry. He smokes meth and spends all day making unfunny shitposts then accuses everyone of 'making no sense' despite the fact that he himself literally never posts coherent sentences. Insists he didn't want to win and got into an edit war over this article.
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  • Onideus - ED SysOp disgraced crybaby (banned and threatened to take down ED, but failed and went back to lurking on Facebook) and veteran faggot "Onideus" is no stranger to hate, however he is a stranger to concise responses. Saying the slightest negative thing about him results in numerous pages of text that send the regular posters into a feeding frenzy. Notoriously accused of being a pedophile, babyfur and diaperfag. He has had his own ED article for over 6 years.
  • Oddguy - AKA "Yitzhak" is an insufferable faggot who is Jewish enough to be Adam Sandler, besides the fact he is virtually a hobo with wifi and has a job as a hotel bellboy. Being the attention whore that he is, and because nobody loves him for being a fucking Arab from New Jersey, he likes to bring back old threads just so people can re-like his inane posting. He hopes Tom Preston will one day come to visit him, so he can finally have a romantic candlelit dinner, as well as a nice cumshot in his white mouth.


Too Gay to lose!


  • Trixie - Long time user brutally assaulted after her USI reached breaking points and she faked cancer for sympathy, resulting in a doxing and her private nudes put on public display. It was also exposed that she was having liposuction to shed her excessive 700 ponds of fat. Afterwards she pent an entire year lurking with a fagtag responding to anyone who tagged her with a comment that she is too busy to respond.



The BMO civil war in a nutshell.
  • Uberfukken - Got greatly enraged when Meepsheep & cia decided to fuck with the forum's hugbox-like routine by implementing the easily annoying BMO, a bot that spat out random burps quoted straight from Urban Dictionary. Much to the surprise of everyone, this caused a civil war that divided the forum betweeen Meepsheep's IRC friends, Uberfukken's supporters and people who only stayed to watch the slapfight while eating some delicious popcorn. Uber used his moderator status to set the example by encouraging half of the forum to also become deeply enraged at Meepsheep and his butt-buddies which only resulted in them doxing anyone who told them to fuck off. Severe lashings were given to those who suggested that maybe feeding the trolls might not be such a good idea. Uberfukken's brilliant strategy worked so much that nobody in #buttnerd noticed the drama - eventually #buttnerd got stoned and forgot they were supposed to be trolling EDF2. Had Uber finally realized that feeding the trolls only results innocent women and children getting doxed? In the end both sides made pathetic threats to call the party van on one another and today you can find Uber lurking on #wiki, obsessing over Meepsheep and waiting for any new information about him.



  • Schnookums - Schnookums came to ED by way of FurAffinity with extensive wiki knowledge after having been involved in furfaggotry for the better part of a decade. Initially his intentions were to write a buttmad attack article however because he has no job, no friends, and is on extensive amounts of mood altering medications he stayed and began to harass every single person who made an edit anywhere. For roughly six months Schnookums made a comment on every single talk page, multiple times, spreading his Schnookums Icon3.png furfaggot squirrel dick icon to the masses to promote fur acceptance. Schnookums decided his e-peen wasn't big enough so he started a fight with an oldfag. He spent two solid months googling the individual out of extreme butthurt, disguising it as a troll and tried to get 888chan to join him and got told to fuck off. This war was short lived and Zaiger told him to stop, so he stopped. Schnookums couldn't hold it in long however as one week later he was editing the oldfag's article again. Zaiger once again told him to shut the fuck up, and Schnookums responded the only way a faggot knows how -

Why Uberfukken never had a date.

EMOQUIT!!!

Schnookums had his SysOp privileges removed which effectively makes him a Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramatician. Later Zaiger told Schnookums to shut the fuck up for the third time, which caused such enormous butthurt that Schnookums archived the entire talk page without a backlink and tried to spam the forum.

  • Gigantopithecus - The only user to ever receive 4 separately earned fagtags (Rackateer had at least six), Giga is quite possibly the most unfunny butthurt person in the world. Attacked Likeicare when he first joined the forum for his shitposts only to have the tables turn and get attacked himself. It is widely speculated that Gigantopithecus is deeply in love with Likeicare and has even gone as far as to attach his image and likeness to full-sized body pillows. Soon after being nominated he began edit waring over this article and threatening to dox those who revert his butthurt. Ended up being doxed and running away.
  • Phobos - While his time was short on ED, he made his mark by attempting to implicate Oddguy on child pornography charges (and unintentionally implicating meepsheep instead) and doxing Uberfukken. Received a fagtag for incessant shitposting, and was eventually threatened with his own dox resulting in his unexplained abrupt disappearance. His last words "SHUT UP!" still echo though the forum in their ALL CAPS red text.
  • Linkermann - The only nominee who believes having a banned account should make him win, Linkermann recently revealed himself and his dozen sock accounts to prove that he is the king of faggotry. WolfSinister (who was considered for a nomination for the 2012 award along with two other socks), as he was previously known, was banned for extreme faggotry and received a frontal team assault from two admins, has since been posting under a number of different accounts until settling on Linkermann. His faggotry is evident in his obsession with the furry fandom and questionably homosexual innuednos. Rather obsessed with otters.
Schnookums fap fodder.
  • SWFan - This true vigilante is out to free the world of the perils of furfaggotry in the most austistic way possible: labeling them as liberals. Despite that the majority of EDF2 users are not US citizens, SWFan pours heart and soul into long winded political rants fusing the furry fandom with everything that is wrong with America. Known for stalking Equivamp, looking like a potato and on-and-off quiting the forum due to butthurt.
  • Sexlord66 - This autistic moron immigrated here from Nuchan when he realized his mention on the Nuchan article had been turned into its own article. He dragged his ass into the wiki and contacted a a couple of admins to request that naked pictures of himself be removed. Instead they lured him into tinychat promising to remove the pictures if he shoved a sharpie up his ass and held a sign saying he loved ED while naked. Only to have that screencaped and added to the article as well. Later he staggered into the forum to complain, but his protest fell on deaf ears and to this day he is still negotiating having his nudes deleted in exchange for more nudes.
" sexlord's 9/11 post"
  • Pinktits - Pink's short-lived adventure with us began when she arrived on the forum and pretended to be 17 and in search of pedophiles. Before any user could expose his illegal desires her dox were pulled to save us the embarrassment of yet another user being picked up by the party van. The dox showed that she was, in fact, eighteen years of age. She quickly exposed a few more stupid details about herself, got called fat and posted a couple or butthurt posts before disappearing. It was believed she had rage-quit but was later discovered that her brother is an IT guy who found out what she was doing, took away her computer for a month and later gave it back with ED blocked.
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Finally Milwin won due to democracy and strong campaigning which bought many new users to the forum.

Rejected Nominees for 2013

  • Twought - Confirmed for maybe not being the sock of Gigantopithecus was added to this list but deleted by an unknown sock before the poll was posted. Made personal army requsts trying to get EDF to fight his war with some Sonic forum for him, and when he got told no, was doxed and had his plan told to said forum instead. He vowed revenge and made a few futile attempts to slow down the forum with spam, made videos and offered to join phobos in his war with EDF2.
  • GuessWho - Psychotic moron who believes that the moment you have sex you are forever an evil whore and raping non-virgins is impossible. Also deleted before the poll was posted and will be carried over to next year alongside Twought.
  • Asalieri - Nominated but not added to this article on time.
  • Starwind3437 - Asalieri's pedophile fanboy who was also not added to this article on time and will be nominated in 2014.

The 2013 Campaign Trail

The following threads are a recorded timelapse of the 2013 Faggot of the Year awards.

Lolgo.png Official Nomination Thread
Lolgo.png The opening ceremony
Lolgo.png Milwin's Scumhook Flirt Thread
Lolgo.png Milwin's ddos thread
Lolgo.png Linkermann Exposed
Lolgo.png Likeicare posting his penis again
Lolgo.png Giga's 40 page introduction to EDF2
Lolgo.png Dr. Rice Callout Thread

2014

The faggotry continues. Coming soon.

See Also


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