The Fairly OddParents

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The Fairly OddParents is a Nickelodeon cartoon starring a ten-year-old boy (Timmy Turner) with wish-granting fairies (Cosmo and Wanda) spending each episode solving a problem he himself wished for. Despite the already ridiculous concept and substandard animation, the series only got worse as it went on and evolved into a plague of cookie cutter writing and repetitive gags. Some argue the series' downfall began with the introduction of Poof, a fairy baby who Timmy wished for because Cosmo and Wanda couldn't have one of their own. Others say that it was the unimaginably unnecessary live-action movie and its Christmas spinoff. And now it's blamed on this new magic dog. Regardless, all that matters now is that the show currently sucks.

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Characters

All the female characters only serve as shipper bait

Timmy Turner: A ten-year-old boy whose negligent parents and abusive babysitter made him just miserable enough to gift him a pair of fairies to grant his wishes in hopes of enlightening his miserable life. Because giving untold power to repressed kids will in no way end up with anyone getting hurt. Fun fact: he's voiced by Tara Strong! (Of all people)

Cosmo and Wanda: Respectively, the green male fairy and the pink female fairy. Despite them having no personality whatsoever in the early seasons, most fans prefer these versions over the insensitive faggot-voiced retard and nagging bitch that they are today.

Poof: The baby that fucked up everything. He's a fucking circle, and floats around saying nothing but his own name. That's pretty much all there is to him. By the way, he has whole episodes about him. Srsly.

Sparky: A fairy dog that has the mental capability of Cosmo if he were high on weed. Timmy bought him from the fairy pet store because he woke up one day and wanted a dog. His voice is almost as annoying as Wanda's.

Vicky: Timmy's 16-year-old babysitter and the series' main antagonist. Despite clearly being a greedy child-torturer, she's somehow the most hired babysitter in the town. She's occasionally tentacle raped by an alien named Mark. Usually admired by fiddlers who claim to have been raped by their own babysitters, and this apparently traumatic experience somehow created a lust in their hearts for fictional child care psychopaths.

Tootie: Vicky's little sister. An underage four-eyes that likes Timmy, naturally she gives pedophiles and weeaboos a raging hard-on. Timmy's kids look exactly like her, but retards within the fandom still argue over who is the unseen mother with increasingly convoluted theories.

Trixie Tang: The popular Asian cunt Timmy likes. Rabid shippers believe she could've been a strong female character had the writers stuck to some one-episode plot where Timmy becomes a girl and Trixie a tomboy, but the real reason is because of their genderbender fetish.

Denzel Crocker: Timmy's teacher. Even though he's clearly one of the most technologically advanced minds in the world despite his mere salary, all he uses his inventions for is to catch fairies. Flips the fuck out whenever he suspects fairies being the work of something.

Chester and AJ: Timmy's friends (even though they're the characters he spends the least time with). They're the show's way of saying "We're not racist" as the niglet is a rich smartass and the white kid a poor hillbilly. They're barely in the show anymore.

Jorgen Von Strangle, a high ranking fairy who serves as the show's authority figure, even though he's a complete retard who only enforces Da Rules when it is most lulzy. Unlike all the other fairies, Jorgen is too fucking big to fly. He talks like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and has the steroid induced body of him as well. Also has a huge wand.

Movies

Abra Catastrophe: Imagine taking three completely unrelated episodes and mashing them together. The first part consists of Timmy daydreaming and getting a magic muffin (for his first anniversary of having his fairies) that can grant any wish to anyone. Like the dumbass that he is, Timmy loses it. This part also reveals that fairies (omnipotent beings) can be trapped and made powerless under a butterfly net. And what a fucking surprise, in the last part Crocker gets the muffin and captures Wanda with a net. Second part's about monkeys. Catastrophe is my sentiment exactly.

Jimmy Timmy Power Hour: After Viacom acknowledged the success of the series, they decided to force it into one of their lesser-successful cartoons, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. Somehow this crossover lasted three movies, each with a weaker plot and lamer villains that the last. In the first one, Crocker discovers Fairy World (where fairies live) and Jimmy's robot dog goes Terminator on the town. In the second one, a midget mad scientist and some black fairies that cause bad luck are the bad guys. In the third one, Jimmy and Timmy actually make the bad guy. You'd guess that Jimmy's intelligence and Timmy's magic could make a decent villain but he turns out to be a crybaby faggot.

Channel Chasers: Because Timmy's parents are obviously too stupid to realize that Vicky's a bitch, Timmy wishes to live in the TV world. Then there's a Timmy from the future who has to stop Vicky from taking over the world with a TV remote. A flash forward at the end of the movie shows an older Timmy with two kids that look exactly like Tootie, yet the mother was unseen, sparking a never ending debate between Tootie and Trixie fanboys over which womb they sprang from.

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner!: The live action "adaptation" of the Fairly OddParents. Nobody knows why it was made, and nobody really asked for it, but they did it anyway. Mostly a bad "save the town" romantic comedy, it was saved by a stunning Oscar-worthy performance by Timmy's dad, played by Gordy the Janitor. Aside from further dashing the hopes of Timmy/Trixie fanboys, the movie did nothing it was advertising it would do and was panned by fans.

A Fairly Odd Christmas: The sequel to the above live action movie, because Drake Bell's future movie career prospects weren't quiet dead enough yet. Oscar award winning performances by Timmy's dad and the other guy who played Crocker.

A Fairly Odd Summer: The sequel to the other above live action movie. As if the first two were good enough to begin with to warrant another sequel.

Trolling the fans

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Any FOP related post will immediately be responded to by a shitty trip fag who has zero troll detection abilities and will take anything FOP related very seriously, especially any sort of minor criticism towards his waifu Trixie. Other ways to troll Fairly Oddparents fans include:

  • Say that you like Poof.
  • Say that when Timmy Turner grows up he will Marry Tootie and not Trixie Tang (This works vice versa for Tootie fanboys).
  • In fact, saying anything bad about Tootie or Trixie will draw the wrath of the hordes of faggots. Mostly Trixie, as she is Asian and thus more of a weeaboo magnet.
  • Remind them how gay the show is
    • In the episode Fairy Fairy Quite Contrary Timmy and Remmy Buxaplenty play a game called 'Virtua Stud' which is a reference to the 1995 hard core gay porno film Virtual Stud.
    • In the episode Action Packed there was a loose cannon cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules named Ryan McCain which is a reference to a Ryan McCain who was in the gay porno Black Cocksuckers 2.
    • FOP has tremendous amounts of cross-dressing, one good example is the Miss Dimsdale episode where Timmy's dad tried to enter the Miss Dimsdale beauty competition, in a dress. Worse yet, Adam West expressed interest in him.
    • In the opening of the Fairly Oddparents episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen Timmy is seen enjoying the soap opera The Kissy Kissy Goo Goo Romance Hour on a portable TV. If that wasn't gay enough yet, later in the episode he is turned into a girl and develops a new appreciation for comic books because they have "muscular guys in spandex fighting crime."
    • In the episode Fairly Odd Baby Cosmo and Wanda have their own fairy baby. Guess who has it? That's right, Cosmo.

Copypasta

The children of south Africa sat around their table that morning. Their body's full and their meat bulging. As a colossal bird sat in front of them.

Their father had returned home last night after making peaceful discussions with the guerrilla's leader. Odd considering he was demanding genocide of their entire tribe just a week ago.

In the middle East, Michale Rosenbaum and Ackmed Jiinana both went out for a drink, Taking in their customary jabs at one another in good fun and with good grace. For though they were both religious men, they knew that God and Heaven was big enough for both of them.

In China, The first laws regarding proper medical care for all of it's citizens was instigated. And the government handed over sovereignty to the people of the nation.

The final act was set at the United Nations, When all the world's leaders and all the world's men agreed to set aside their differences and see the world set in the right direction. All nuclear weapons, all guns and rifles, all weapons that could harm anyone were destroyed. And the people rejoiced for there was nothing left to fear.

_____________________________

In America. Two magical creatures and a young boy watched TV.

"So lemme get this right. Nobody thought to try and rid world hunger, instigate world peace or remove all disease and suffering? Even with an unlimited supply of magic powers?" the boy asked.

"Not really," the green haired one said.

"Damn. Kids are dicks," the boy commented.

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