Falcon Punch

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Captain Falcon saves Russia from the threat of aerial phallic assault.
Falcon Punch: The cure for PMS.

A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.

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How To Falcon Punch

A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.

Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:

1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...

2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1

3. ????

4. PROFIT

Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.

Example Videos

The Anime
A Hypothetical Simulation of a Falcon Punch Collision
Falcon Punch VS Roundhouse Kick
Falcon Punching a Building
Ash Ketchum Version
Halo K.O.
Fallout Edition
Death Note Punch vs Kick
Lucas Getting Pwnched

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