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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A Falcon Punch can be carried out by any individual with sufficient testicular fortitude, not just Captain Falcon. It has been long-established as the safest and most effective way to abort a teen pregnancy.
How To Falcon Punch
A successful Falcon Punch requires focusing mass amounts of pure pwn into one's fist, before hitting the target as hard as fucking possible - hopefully dislodging several vital organs along the way. The Falcon Punch is most often used to end the untimely pregnancy of a loved one in a humane manner, especially if the loved one happens to be under the age of sixteen. It is also used often to destroy idiots that are killing the internets, through a primitive, but effective text form.
Carrying out an IRL Falcon Punch is a simple procedure done in a few steps:
1. Pull fist back screaming: FARRUUKON...
2. Thrust fist forward whilst also screaming: ...PAAUUUUUUNNNCHI!!!!1
Caution: Expect arm to catch fire in the shape of a bird if done correctly.
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