Eproctophilia is a fetish that involves sexual arousal with flatulence. Much like scat, only the sickest of sick fucks enjoy it. It's essentially a softer form of coprophilia and it is mostly found in heterosexual males looking for hawt female farts, even on cakes and other food items. It was kept underground for most of its existance until single mom Tanya Zanette from Toronto, now 41 years of age, decided to photograph herself doing it on her kitchen counter and upload it on YouTube. She shot herself doing it on her kitchen counter, on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, ON M9A 1M6.
List of Eproctophiles
- Martha Stewart
- An assload of fags on DeviantArt (Example: A untalented fart eating failure name Butlova)
- Every Republican
- Everyone on /co/.
- Jews, as they love gas ovens.
- All coprophiles, including but not limited to Torindarkflight, Alexreynard, and so forth
- Betty Crocker
- Smug people living in San Francisco.
You Can Put It On JewTube?
Fart pron at it's best.
This was inspired by a notable faggot, i.e. Rockosocko. Because when people think of him, what obviously comes to mind is shit.
- The official meatloaf farts sequel
- From the makers of 2girls1cup
- Cakefarts for all on Howard Stern Show
- O&A presents 'cake farts'
- Eproctophile's Lament
- Rockosocko - The white knight of ButLova.
- Sittin On Tha Toilet
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