—J. Edgar Hoover
It's also A character in William Shakespeare's The Tempest. Not to be confused with Bond villain henchman, Oddjob (unless that was one of those "odd jobs" he was named after).
Texas Republicans have introduced a law to outlaw gay sex and sodomy. Problem is, sodomy includes fellatio and therefore all blowjobs would be illegal in Texas which ironically would make Texas the gayest state in the Union.
Be very careful when considering to offer fellatio, as you are going down a one way path. Think long and hard on what this whoring expert has to say of the matter:
Explanations on how to get head—written by an expert!
The Variation, popular with self injury folk:
- While she is sucking, tell her that you will rape her.
- She will at this point bite your penis off.
Gay head is different because you do not have to get any girls drunk. All gay men love giving head so you don't have to even worry if you're ugly or have a small hairy cock. Gay men will suck on any cock at any time. This is because if you are gay you can either suck cock or take it up the ass, so gay men don't have many options to choose from.
What you tried every day as a kid. Auto-fellatio is hard to describe, but How to Suck Your Own Dick gives a good guide. Also TOW has a nice image of it and info on its feasibility—further proving that Jimbo Wales is a sick fuck.
Fellatio is the medical term—what are kids using on the street?
- Lulzing balls
- Becoming rich and beautiful
- Getting your dick sucked by your mom you fucking fruit
- Chookling mah playmates (see Didaskalos)
- Drinking from the Garden Hose
- Sucking Sausage
- "Shit was SO cash"
Benefits for Women
Besides being a quicker way to that big promotion, a blowjob has also been shown in various studies to be a more effective way for fat chicks to get laid. Many of these studies were done during the Clinton Administration. For anorexic girls, semen consumption provides assorted proteins and lastly, a forced blowjob makes any women learn her place.
- Woman: Giver of Blowjobs
- You: Someone who'll never receive a blowjob.
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- Do You Want To Play With My Balls
- Gay: If a guy is doing this to you
- No Homo: Save against the gay
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